It was January 1936, the former navy admiral Miklos Horthy had gained power during the great depression by taking it from the democratic parliament. But despite this success Hungary had lost 70% of its land and now as a result hungary was a landlocked minor with little natural resources, this had all taken its toll on the now head of state Miklos Horthy's mental health some said it was the fact that he had no navy to command that pushed him to the edge of crazy. More and more the governing of the country was left up to the head of government Gyula Gombos and his "special advisor"
Miklos Horthy: I have just recieved word that Ugafyland has declared war upon us! mobalize the army I will take personal comand of the navy and will be aboard my flagship the H.S. invisible good luck to you all
after which he ran out of the room to go to his ship. "please don't pay any attention to him, there is no such country as Ugafyland" said Gyula he has just never been able to cope with the loss of the navy.
"anyway let me introduce my special advisor the count Nero VII he is an engineer who will be in charge of improving our industry and R&D.
the infrastructure the first thing to be improved some research was done in artillary and 2 infantry divisions were trained
march
foreign minister Kalman Kanya entered into Gyula's office and said "sir I have just been told that Germany has re-entered the rhineland" good, good, said Gyula hitler is becoming stronger
Kalman: but sir this could mean war in europe!
Gyula: yes, send Hitler this message
Dear Hitler
congrats on the rhineland happy to hear you are standing up to the french and british
your friend Gyula
april
Kalman: sir Italy has annexed ethiopia
Gyula: good everything is coming together now
july
kalman: sir spain is in a civil war
Gyula: I don't care
august
In a meeting of the government it was decided that an alliance with germany must be made
Miklos: oh! oh! oh! can I send hitler the proposal
Kalman: ok I guess
Miklos instatnly went to work on his letter to hitler proposing an alliance
miklos's note:
Dear Hitler
Hi, can me and my country join your cool guy club called the "axis" I think I would be a good member of the axis club because I am a fascist and I also want more living space in russia, I also have a good Idea for a secret handshake for the axis club, and finally I think I'm a cool guy
your buddy
Miklos (cool guy)
P.S.
I understand the german fleet is kinda small I offer the awesome might of the hungarian fleet for the use of the axis club
Gyula: oh no once Hitler sees that note he will think we are a bunch of incompetents
Hitlers reply was a very strong no. the rest of the year went along without any events
