Paradox [Hunger] Games 3: Return of the [Crusader] King

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

5 March 1130: Ingfrid Bjarnehed has her title revoked by Karatas von Marienburg this leaves the Bjarnehed line landless.
23 March 1130: Tuuli Nieminen dies a natural death, thus ends the Nieminen line.

25 April 1130: Augaire Skjaeran dies of the great pox, his daughter inherits his land.

18 September 1130: Helena Kiby dies of depression, thus ends the Kiby line.

27 December 1130: Torgodorio Louie dies of the great pox, his son inherits his land.

28 June 1131: Maer Sjoberg dies a natural death, thus ends the Sjoberg line.

7 February 1133: Happy 100th Birthday to Mario Lasan

17 April 1133: Aibilin Teige declares war on Nomedas Groth to increase council power

5 October 1133: Nomedas II Groth dies of depression, his son Nomedas III inherits the empire (This makes Gustavs son, grandson and great grandson all named Nomedas, his great grandson is also named Nomedas)

2 March 1134: Rycheza Starosz dies of Great Pox, thus ends the Starosz line

31 March 1134: Aibilin Teige is defeated by Nomedas III Groth.
29 May 1134: Aiblin Teige has her title revoked by Nomedas III this leaves the Teige line landless.
1 July 1134: Refr Tronde dies of cancer, thus ends the Tronde line

9 March 1135: Ealhfaled Clohessy dies coughing up her lungs, her son inherits her land

1 June 1135: Emperor Nomedas III Groth declares war on Queen Margrethe Estrid over Teviotdale
6 September 1135: Alfhild Borg dies of Gout, this ends the Borg dynasty

28 January 1136: Bran 'Irongrip' Horler dies of severe stress, his son with the fun hat inherits.

23 August 1136: Emperor Nomedas III Groth defeats Queen Margrethe Estrid and manages to retake Teviotdale
15 April 1137: Emperor Nomedas III executes Arthur Bialecki at the ripe age of 96, his 10 year old son inherits

1 July 1138: Eadmer Clohessy is murdered by Magne II Skjaeran, his daughter inherits his land.

28 October 1138: Gunnarr Salder dies of great pox, his son inherits his land

3 May 1139: Eastmund Cowhig Croft dies of cancer, his son inherits his land

Landless Dynasties: Tisander, Vajlok, Frary, Sjoberg, Olsen, Zetterman, Munthe, Savazzi, Nieminen, Skager, Brock, Dmowski, Majek, Harnesk, Potapczyk, Koter, Bjork, Bodlund, Mac Ilwham, Norrevik, Nowicki, Kuiper, Hofverberg, Vogelius, Lerstrom, Gunclyke, Ivannikov, Starosz, Hallberg, Ballantyne, Holmsen, Tronde, Sparrhult, Wendel, Larzone, Rudolf, Tranvouez. Wyciszkiewicz, Kowalczyk, Tiger, Teige, Bjarnehed

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135),

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living:
Mario Lasan - Age 106
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 97

Congrats to Magne Skjaeran for having his bloodline spread out to over 50 people (52)

 

[Meneth]

Congrats to Magne Skjaeran for having his bloodline spread out to over 50 people (52)

Strength in numbers.

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

27 July 1141: Berta Savazzi dies a natural death, thus ends the Savazzi line

14 August 1141: Berchte Tisander dies a natural death, thus ends the Tisander line.

18 October 1141: Lueer Tranvouez dies of great pox, thus ends the Tranvouez line

25 February 1142: Ylva Hofverberg dies of consumption, thus ends the Hofverberg dynasty.

28 July 1142: Sigrid Harnesk dies a natural death, thus ends the Harnesk line

8 December 1142: Gurli Johansson is murdered by Antonia Larzone. Her daughter inherits her land but she is not of the Johansson dynasty, this leaves them landless.

4 February 1143: Haeran Sparrhult dies a natural death, thus ends the Sparrhult line

9 February 1144: Rikissa Ivannikov is murdered by Aethelric Cowhig Croft, this ends the Ivannikov line

17 May 1144: Aethelric Cowhig Croft dies attending to chamber buisness, his daughter inherits his land.

10 June 1146: Emperor Nomedas III is executed by Budo Janowskie, his son inherits

29 November 1146: Emperor Nomedas IV declares war on Queen Margrethe Estrid to take Shrewsbury
21 June 1147: Boleslaw Potapcyzk dies a natural death, thus ends the Potapczyk line

1 March 1149: In response to Janowskie killing Nomedas, he revokes their title leaving them landless
10 June 1149: Emperor Nomedas IV defeats Queen Margrethe and takes Shrewbury
12 June 1149: Emperor Nomedas IV revokes Cydrych 'Poison-Tooth' Horlers title, leaving his dynasty landless.
18 June 1149: Danuta Dmowski dies, thus ends the Dmowksi line

11 July 1149: Svein Riggott dies of cancer, his son inherits his land

Landless Dynasties: Bjarnehed, Bjork, Brock, Hallberg, Holmsen, Horler, Johansson, Kowalczyk, Kuiper, Larzone, Majek, Mard-e Koochak, Nowicki, Rudolf, Skager, Teige, Tiger, Wendel, Wyciszkiewicz

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147) Dmowski (1149)

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it:
Mario Lasan - Age 116
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 107

Congratulations to the Enberg dynasty for getting a saint

The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Magne Skjaeran: 67
Ilya Woewodskij: 56
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 56 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
David Horler: 53
Grzergorz Nowicki: 52

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

26 August 1150: Noujin Skager dies a natural death thus ends the Skager line.

28 August 1151: Nomedas IV Groth declares war on the Excommunicated King Archambaud Capet of France
3 November 1151: Ylva Majek dies clutchering her heart. Thus ends the Majek line.

6 March 1153: Wihtburh Kuiper dies in dungeons of the duke of Saxony, thus ends the Kuiper dynasty.

8 January 1155: Kristina Holmsen dies a natural death, thus ends the Holmsen line

10 November 1155: Archambaud is deposed and thus the war ends inconclusively
23 December 1156: Nomedas IV Groth declares war on King Olaf of Denmark-England to take Jorvik from him
28 January 1157: Hlothere Moore dies of gout, his son inherits his land

21 August 1157: Rycheza Rudolf dies horsing around, thus ends the Rudolf line

5 April 1158: Eva Brock dies a natural death, thus ends the Brock line.

30 April 1158: Nomedas IV Groth defeats King Olaf of Denmark-England and takes York
17 May 1158: Roze Nowicki dies of poor physique thus ends the Nowicki line

20 November 1158: Sifflaed Bjork dies a natural death, thus ends the Bjork line

8 May 1159: Bjarne Hallberg II dies a natural death, thus ends the Hallberg line.

Landless Dynasties: Bjarnehed, Horler, Johansson, Kowalczyk, Larzone, Mard-e Koochak, Teige, Tiger, Wendel, Wyciszkiewicz

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159)

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it:
Mario Lasan - Age 126
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 117

The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Magne Skjaeran: 77
David Horler: 67
Ilya Woewodskij: 67
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 67 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Jesper Norberg: 63

 

[Gruffa]

Mario going strong!

 

[GundamMerc]

Dear Lord Gustav Groth's reign was a bloody thing. It's also interesting to see all of his heirs (of the same name) attempting to rebuild the broken empire.

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

AP Tests are done and I am back!

11 February 1161: Marcin Woewodskij the Cruel dies of cancer, his grandson inherits his land.

26 May 1161: Nomedas IV declares war on Siegfried Premslyid, King of Jerusalem. If Nomedas IV is successful his wife will become the Queen of Jerusalem and thus his children will inherit Jerusalem
24 December 1161: The Pope calls a crusade for Egypt
27 September 1162: Aethelburg Kowalczyk dies a natural death, thus ends the Kowalczyk line.

6 September 1163: Nomedas IV defeats Siegfried and his wife becomes Queen of Jerusalem
17 December 1163: The Crusade is victorious and Egypt becomes a crusader kingdom
28 December 1163: Ingvar Wendel dies a natural death. Thus ends the Wendel line.

2 February 1165: Ale Salder is murdered by his brother, his son inherits his land

18 March 1165: Nomedas IV declares war on Ingolf, King of Denmark for Morgannwg
15 September 1165: Nomedas IV defeats Ingolf taking Morgannwg and therefore becomes his sovereign? (Not sure but Morgannwg was his capital and he somehow became a subject to Nomedas IV)
18 October 1167: Zbignew Wyciskiewicz is murdered by a random courtier, thus ends the Wyciskiewicz line

Landless Dynasties: Bjarnehed, Horler, Johansson, Kowalczyk, Larzone, Mard-e Koochak, Teige, Tiger, Wendel, Wyciszkiewicz

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159), Kowalczyk (1162), Wendel (1163), Wyciskiewicz (1167)

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it:
Mario Lasan - Age 136
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 127

The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Magne Skjaeran: 94
Ilya Woewodskij: 90
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 90 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Magnus Salder: 78
Anna Norrevik: 77

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

Part 2 of my post AP weekend

11 May 1170: Nomedas IV declares war on Kaiser Franz II citing excommunication
8 June 1170: Crinoch Skjaeran dies a natural death, her son inherits.

6 January 1171: Bruatur Skjaeran revolts against the tyrant Arelis Luks II
8 January 1171: Nomedas IV declares war on Duke Pol Woewodskij to revoke Ormond
17 August 1171: Bruatur Skjaeran defeats Arelis Luks II
21 November 1171: Fergus Wester dies of severe stress, his son inherits

18 February 1172: Ossor Yngling, King of Norway declares war on Nomedas IV Groth over the famously wealthy Orkney Islands
22 February 1173: Nomedas IV is defeated by Kaiser Franz II (Also interesting to note but somehow Nomedas IV is 10390 gold in debt and he already expelled the Jews)
29 September 1173: Nomedas IV defeats Pol Woewodskij and take the county of Ormond from him, the same day Pol revokes the county of Penthievre from the Bialeckis leaving them landless.
9 November 1173: Andrew Enberg revolts again Gillespie Wester, duke of Albany
12 January 1174: Waltrud Mard-e Koochak dies a natural death, thus ends the Mard-e Koochak line

6 May 1175: Svein Riggott dies in an accident, his mother inherits his land, but as she is of the Lasan dynasty the Riggotts become landless

23 May 1175: Nomedas IV defeats Ossor Yngling thus retaining the Orkney Islands.
11 October 1175: Laurence Hayles revolts against Gillespie Wester 'the Ill Ruler'
13 April 1177: Andrew Enberg defeats Gillespie Wester, increasing the power of his council
12 June 1178: Gillespie Wester defeats Laurence Hayles and imprisons him
21 June 1178: Laurence Hayles succumbs to his injuries and dies, his eldest son inherits his land.

2 August 1178: Callisto 'the Terrible' Louie dies a natural death, his daughters inherits his land.

Landless Dynasties: Bialecki, Bjarnehed, Horler, Johansson, Larzone, Mard-e Koochak, Riggott Teige, Tiger

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159), Kowalczyk (1162), Wendel (1163), Wyciskiewicz (1167), Mard-e Koochak (1174),

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it)
Mario Lasan - Age 146
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 137


The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Ilya Woewodskij: 123
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 123 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Magnus Salder: 99
Thomas Johansson: 96
Gustav Groth: 94

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

 

[GundamMerc]

Part 2 of my post AP weekend

11 May 1170: Nomedas IV declares war on Kaiser Franz II citing excommunication
8 June 1170: Crinoch Skjaeran dies a natural death, her son inherits.View attachment 481703
6 January 1171: Bruatur Skjaeran revolts against the tyrant Arelis Luks II
8 January 1171: Nomedas IV declares war on Duke Pol Woewodskij to revoke Ormond
17 August 1171: Bruatur Skjaeran defeats Arelis Luks II
21 November 1171: Fergus Wester dies of severe stress, his son inheritsView attachment 481702
18 February 1172: Ossor Yngling, King of Norway declares war on Nomedas IV Groth over the famously wealthy Orkney Islands
22 February 1173: Nomedas IV is defeated by Kaiser Franz II (Also interesting to note but somehow Nomedas IV is 10390 gold in debt and he already expelled the Jews)
29 September 1173: Nomedas IV defeats Pol Woewodskij and take the county of Ormond from him, the same day Pol revokes the county of Penthievre from the Bialeckis leaving them landless.
9 November 1173: Andrew Enberg revolts again Gillespie Wester, duke of Albany
12 January 1174: Waltrud Mard-e Koochak dies a natural death, thus ends the Mard-e Koochak lineView attachment 481705
6 May 1175: Svein Riggott dies in an accident, his mother inherits his land, but as she is of the Lasan dynasty the Riggotts become landlessView attachment 481701
23 May 1175: Nomedas IV defeats Ossor Yngling thus retaining the Orkney Islands.
11 October 1175: Laurence Hayles revolts against Gillespie Wester 'the Ill Ruler'
13 April 1177: Andrew Enberg defeats Gillespie Wester, increasing the power of his council
12 June 1178: Gillespie Wester defeats Laurence Hayles and imprisons him
21 June 1178: Laurence Hayles succumbs to his injuries and dies, his eldest son inherits his land.View attachment 481700
2 August 1178: Callisto 'the Terrible' Louie dies a natural death, his daughters inherits his land.View attachment 481704

Landless Dynasties: Bialecki, Bjarnehed, Horler, Johansson, Larzone, Mard-e Koochak, Riggott Teige, Tiger

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159), Kowalczyk (1162), Wendel (1163), Wyciskiewicz (1167), Mard-e Koochak (1174),

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it)
Mario Lasan - Age 146
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 137


The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Ilya Woewodskij: 123
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 123 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Magnus Salder: 99
Thomas Johansson: 96
Gustav Groth: 94

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

How are they still alive?

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

How are they still alive?

They somehow have a ton of health 36 for Deric and 46 for Mario. I have no idea how they got it.

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

Part 3 of my Post AP weekend

17 November 1180: Cecilia Lasan dies of severe stress, her son of the Riggott dynasty inherits her land

24 April 1181: Aldona Urban dies of severe stress, her son of the Enberg dynasty inherits. This leaves the Urban dynasty landlesss

2 July 1181: Meurig Norberg dies an inbred freak, his sister inherits.

16 November 1181: Suni Salder dies of cancer, his son inherits.

26 February 1182: Nomedas IV dies of depression, his son brilliantly named Nomedas V inherits his land

7 April 1182: Nomedas V declares war on Doux Theodotus of Cicilia
23 January 1183: Lleuca Norberg revolts against the tyrant Rory III Bodlund
1 May 1183: Nomedas V defeats defeats Doux Theodotus
6 June 1183: Magne Riggott is murdered his sister, his daughter inherits his land.

11 June 1183: Anna Riggott revolts against the tyrant Nomedas V
1 August 1184: Lleuca Norberg is defeated by Rory III Bodlund
16 April 1185: Anna Riggott is defeated by Nomedas V
9 November 1186: Andrew Enberg is murdered by his wife, his son inherits

23 July 1187: Budo Luks revokes the county of Thomond from Bruatur Skjaeran leaving them landless
29 November 1187: Gillespie Wester is executed by his son, who inherits her land

22 December 1187: Thomas Enberg is murdered by some rando, his sister inherits

Landless Dynasties: Bialecki, Bjarnehed, Horler, Johansson, Larzone, Mard-e Koochak, Skjaeran, Teige, Tiger, Urban

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159), Kowalczyk (1162), Wendel (1163), Wyciskiewicz (1167), Mard-e Koochak (1174),

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it)
Mario Lasan - Age 156
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 147


The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Ilya Woewodskij: 147
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 147 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Gustav Groth: 126
Magnus Salder: 120
Thomas Johansson: 112

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

 

[Meneth]

23 July 1187: Budo Luks revokes the county of Thomond from Bruatur Skjaeran leaving them landless

Nooooooooo!

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

Due to some extra homework and mismanagement of my time I won't be able to post today but I will post tomorrow (sorry for the delay but it is 1:45 am and I doubt I can properly do it). To make up for it I will be posting a summary on the surviving dynasties alongside my 1200 post.

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

2 January 1190: Nomedas V declares war on Queen Meonre of Brittany
27 March 1190: Trengus Tammpere dies in the dungeons of the former duke of Ulster, this leaves the Tammpere line landless.

10 September 1190: Gyda Johansson dies of cancer, thus ends the Johansson Line

15 November 1190: Cu-Roi Anward dies frothing at the mouth, his son inherits his land.

7 March 1191: Nomedas V defeats Queen Meonre and brings all of Britanny under his control
13 October 1193: Etain Teige dies a natural death, thus ends the Teige line

23 October 1193: Rois Tiger dies a natural death, thus ends the Tiger line

17 August 1194: the Immortal Nun Antonia Larzone dies clutching her gut,this ends the Larzone line

25 April 1198: Llegy Ross dies of cancer, her nephew of another dynasty inherits. The Ross dynasty still has a duchy left.

26 November 1199: Nomedas V declares war on Markward von Rugen, Emperor of the HRE



Landless Dynasties: Bialecki, Bjarnehed, Horler, Mard-e Koochak, Skjaeran, Tammpere, Urban

Dead Lines: Szczepanzcyk (1068), Blomberg (1069), Lind (1069) , Lankinen (1069), Fahraeus (1070), Jenelius (1070), Karpivin (1070), Ciesla (1071), Ruden (1073), Eklund (1081), Lugmair (1085), Lohmander (1086) Ni Rhodan (1087), Eikenschild (1088), Nowak (1088), Norrevik (1090), Koter (1091), Zetterman (1096), Dovgulya (1098), Verna (1114), Gunlycke (1114), Vajlok (1114), Mac Ilwham (1117), Munthe (1117), Maciejewski (1119), Carlberg (1123), Andersson (1124), Carenwall (1124), Palmqvist (1125), Hansson (1129), Nieminen (1130), Kiby (1130), Sjoberg (1131), Starosz (1134), Tronde (1134), Borg (1135), Savazzi (1141), Tisander (1141), Tranvouez (1141), Hofverberg (1142), Harnesk (1142), Sparrhult (1143) Ivannikov (1144), Potapcyzk (1147), Dmowski (1149), Skager (1150), Majek (1151) Kuiper (1153), Holmsen (1155), Rudolf (1157) Bjork (1158), Nowicki (1158), Brock (1158), Hallberg (1159), Kowalczyk (1162), Wendel (1163), Wyciskiewicz (1167), Mard-e Koochak (1174), Johansson (1190), Teige (1193), Tiger (1193), Larzone (1194),

Just for fun here are the Original Paradox Staff living (I have no idea how they are living, they have 36 and 46 health respectively, but I have no idea how they got it)
Mario Lasan - Age 166
Deric Bjarnehed - Age 157


The 5 Largest Bloodlines
Ilya Woewodskij: 159
Elinari Ni Rhodan: 159 (But the Ni Rhodan dynasty is dead)
Gustav Groth: 139
Magnus Salder: 129
Thomas Johansson: 127

(number of dynasty members can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15zRRDSPdf55SqF7Bl8mHUDBjHks1HCPvMLtY_TWtMWs/edit?usp=sharing)

And now the 1200 recap!

Anward: A loyal but quiet dynasty, they have lived in Moray for their entire life. They temporarily rose to prominence by aiding the destruction of the Wendel dynasty. Despite being small they have many men to continue their line. What threatens them right now is the risk of having their only province revoked.

Berglen: The only Paradox duchal dynasty of Ireland to consistently hold their land. They first came to prominence with Bror 'the Butcher' who inherited Meath from his mother in 1198. Surrounded by 3 Luks dynasty (Luks being the main crony for the Groth dynasty) Bror struggled to survive. However under his rule he took Kildare and solidified it as the eastern Irish duchy. They gained resilience by having enough power that dethroning them would take enough effort to make it not worth it.

Bialecki: The perpetual thorn in the back of the Moores, until their untimely revocation in 1173 the Bialeckis had been vying for the Duchy of Penthievre. They themselves ruled the county of Penthievre but Gustav gave the duchy to the Moores of Rennes. This drive was the only thing keeping them going. This came to ahead when an angry Arthur Bialecki (Also notable for the most luscious long hair I have ever seen) challenged the Lunatic Daniel Moore to a duel. In his rage Arthur Bialecki slaughtered Daniel Moore. Despite this the Bialeckis could not ascend and this drove Arthur to insanity. He was executed by Nomedas III at age 96. The only other two rulers were either trying to copy him or didn't rule long enough to do anything

Bjarnehed: One of the dynasties to start with two rulers. Mathilda Bjarneheds line had real aspirations but one of the Groth cronies ended their reign of Cornwall before they could do much. Deric's line seemed aimless at best, every time they did almost anything it just kind of fizzled out. The Bjarnehed line is effectively dead except for the fact that Deric (now castrated) is somehow still living at the ripe age of 147. Alongside Mario Lasan they just don't seem to die

Bodlund: A house whos legacy was born of luck. Tobias and his children failed to do anything and lost much of their original land. This was rectified only due to Thordis Bodlund matrilineally marrying the fourth son of a small count in Wales. As luck would have it, the first 3 children died and the count became the duke of Gwynedd. The Bodlunds have ruled that land ever since.

Clohessy: A small dynasty in all senses of the word. No Clohessy has ever had more than 4 children and all but 1 has had 3 or less. Living in Desmond they were far away from most conflicts and kind of just existed there. Probably they dynasty I most likely would want to be, because they living in wide open fields, ruling easily and without much political intrigue.

Cowhig Croft: Unlike the other single county dynasties the Cowhig Crofts have been anything but calm. Their rise to violence was first caused by Tobias Bodlund murdering Ewan Cowhig Croft in cold blood. From there it devolved into chaos. The ruling branch did not seem to be affected but their many wings were snipped by their own claws. Nearly 50% of all non-rulers of this dynasty have been murdered or killed in combat.


I'm going to bed but these ones will be done tomorrow (Sorry for the delay, its just late at night and I need my sleep for school tomorrow)

Enberg
Groth
Horler
Lasan
Louie
Moore
Norberg
Oltner
Riggott
Ross
Salder
Skjaeran
Tammpere
Urban
Wester
Witzen
Woewodskij

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

Part 2 of the 1200 report

Enberg: The Enbergs are notable for being the only Paradox dynasty to be sainted. Originally they lost their land to the British Crusade (With the pope sanctioning a lustful, slothful, proud and gluttonous to take over for a man who he would one day canonize). However due Eira Eikenschild (Saint Laurences mother) sudden death the Enbergs were back in the game.

Groth: The imperial dynasty. The Groths are synonymous with Paradox just like Capetians to France or the Rurikids to Russia. However unlike these saps who had to work for their power Gustav Groth was handed his on a silver plate. A silver plate he would use to serve up his 'friends'. Gustav himself was personally responsible for 15 executions including 7 Paradox rulers. Gustavs rule was not a long one, lasting 2 mere decades before he was slain by Daniel 'the Merry' Moore but despite this his mark was felt throughout the lifespan of Paradox Empire. Many of the titles he revoked went to his loyal ally, the Luks. Ever since then more and more land was given to the Luks. After Gustav came a rough time with his children fighting. After a few decades it did settle out and the Nomedas line began. It wasn't until Nomedas II 'the Inquisitor' that the reign of terror continued. Even to 1200 defying the Groth will spells the death of ones dynasty. The only dynasty to openly defy the Groths and get away with it was the Moores

Horler: A small dynasty who was nearly destroyed by the Groths. For some reason Cydrych Poison-Tooth Horler (Grandson of David Horler) annoyed Nomedas IV and he revoked their title, right now they are just in a death spiral waiting for their eventual demise

Lasan: The immoving dynasty. They received a duchy within the first year and they have refused to move ever since. This is mostly due to the fact that Mario Lasan just won't die. He somehow received 40+ health and is now 166.

Louie: The Louie dynasty was the undisputed rulers of Ireland, they held the Duchy of Connacht and they exerted their power throughout Munster, Leinster and Meath however with the death of Callisto 'the Terrible' the Louie dynasty was plunged into a civil war where they lost all power outside of Connacht and they even lost the duchy to the Ross dynasty. Whether or not they can recover is still to be seen.

Moore: The Moores have had a complicated history both as a ruler and a subject. As a ruler Daniel oppressed the Bialeckis arguably driving Arthur Bialecki to slay him in personal combat but to the rest of his subjects he was kind and earned the epithet 'the Merry'. As a subject he should have been grateful for the duchy he was given but he instead decided to kill his benefactor. Even then it was expected that he would suffer the same fate that so many who opposed the emperor but yet they survived arguably even thrived.

Norberg: By far the quietest yet also the happiest dynasty. Most of their family lived happily with their lovers in the island of Anglesey. Recently however there has been a string of affairs that led to nearly a dozen bastards that have been used in the Oltners schemes

Oltner: One of the most powerful dynasties. Unlike Groth they rose to power through sweat and blood. Each Oltner worked themselves to the bone and put everything they could towards growing. When a bastard was born they would exploit it. It was these exploits of a handsome rogue of the the Oltner dynasty (Caissene) wormed his way into Lleuca Norbergs heart and tore apart her family. However it did net the Oltners the county of Clydesdale.

Riggott: Originally a small time dynasty in the Orkney Isles the Riggotts expereinced a rapid change in their environment due to their assistance in the Crusade for Jerusalem. As a result they gained the duchy of Galilee and they have been slowly growing ever since

I have 8 left and they will be done tomorrow and then on Friday I will have a normal post
Ross
Salder
Skjaeran
Tammpere
Urban
Wester
Witzen
Woewodskij

 

[rageair]

Finally, my dynasty (Oltner) is up to something! Too bad they had to go after the peaceful Norbergs though, oh well - all is fair in love and love.

Keep up the good work, this is really fun to read!

 

[GundamMerc]

Groth: The imperial dynasty. The Groths are synonymous with Paradox just like Capetians to France or the Rurikids to Russia. However unlike these saps who had to work for their power Gustav Groth was handed his on a silver plate. A silver plate he would use to serve up his 'friends'. Gustav himself was personally responsible for 15 executions including 7 Paradox rulers. Gustavs rule was not a long one, lasting 2 mere decades before he was slain by Daniel 'the Merry' Moore but despite this his mark was felt throughout the lifespan of Paradox Empire. Many of the titles he revoked went to his loyal ally, the Luks. Ever since then more and more land was given to the Luks. After Gustav came a rough time with his children fighting. After a few decades it did settle out and the Nomedas line began. It wasn't until Nomedas II 'the Inquisitor' that the reign of terror continued. Even to 1200 defying the Groth will spells the death of ones dynasty. The only dynasty to openly defy the Groths and get away with it was the Moores

I think we need more on the man himself, Gustav Groth. That opening rulership was absolutely insane.

 

[GangsterSynod]

Just imagine the TV series on Gustav if ParadoxWorld continued up to the modern day! Absolutely insane is right.

 

[TheEuropeanHistoryNerd]

I think we need more on the man himself, Gustav Groth. That opening rulership was absolutely insane.

Your wish is my command. Gustav Groths rule was split in 2, the first lasted from 1066-1072 and the second lasted from 1082-1084. In the first 6 years he destroyed 12 dynasties and executed 13 people (including 7 Paradox Rulers). In those six years he managed to anger enough people that between 2 revolts every duchy except York revolted against him. It finally ended in 1072 when he lost a revolt to Carl von Carenwall. They placed his son (The only one not named Nomedas) on the throne and everything was fine until Budo died in 1082 and Gustav took the throne again. Returning directly to form he revoked the titles of those who conspired against him and he would have continued had Daniel Moore not put a stop to it by tossing him off a bridge.

Ross: My least favorite dynasty to record by far, because Ross brings up so many damn people and it takes forever to sift through. Anyway the Ross dynasty was one of the casualties of the crusade. They held on by sheer force of will until the duchess of Connacht (Ben Muman Louie) died and left her grandson (Cynfael Ross) the duchy. This happened 13 years ago and what they do with their newfound power is yet to be seen.

Salder: The duchal Salder dynasty held up rather well until 1184 where Groth exacted his revenge on Thorolfr Magnusson Salder for his fathers crime of allying with a revolt. The Salders became minor counts until 1109 where Gustavs grandson Nomedas II 'The Inquistor' decided to give their original duchy back to them (The Isles). From there the Salders quickly settled in to their refound power by coming to terms with their loss and staying out of most fights.

Skjaeran: The Skjaerans were one of the most powerful county dukes in Ireland. At times they held power of the Luks who 'ruled' them. This was often due to their large families and close ties with the other counties and duchies of Ireland. Eventually however they got to big for their britches and Bruatur Skjaeran openly rivaled his duke... which resulted in the revocation of their title and their ensuing landlessness.

Tammpere: Much like the Skjaerans the Tammperes often controlled their dukes through their dealings with the northern counts. However unlike Skjaeran they lost their land due to a mishap with cloistering and depression. One of the Tammperes cloistered the 3rd son and then the first 2 died of depression so when death came for Trengus he had no children left to give it to. The closest relative was not a Tammpere and thus they lost their land.

Urban: The original dukes of Ulster the Urbans were heavily tied to the Revolt of '68 and thus when Gustav took back the throne he attracted the ire of Gustav and thus the duchy was revoked. They retreated to Hy-Many but quickly lost it because they were adjacent to the burgeoning Louie held duchy of Connacht

Wester: A small dynasty who held a single county in Scotland. Until Nomedas IV fell in love with a Wester girl (inverse pet shop boys) and with a little convincing Nomedas IV granted her father the duchy of Albany and the Westers were in power. Ever since then they have been slowly growing by eating small counties. They are now the most powerful duchy in Scotland.

Witzen: A small dynasty who barely avoided the Crusade. Even though they weren't kicked out of power by the Crusade they were the location of many of the largest battles and they got their province burnt to the ground more than a few times. Due to this they have been unable to rise even with the aid of a few genius counts. It is difficult to say if they will be able to rise but I would lean towards no.

Woewodskij:The Woewodskij dynasty is the luckiest dynasty except for the Groths. They had their land revoked by the Groths only for a few well placed deaths the Woewodskij not only gained land in Paradox but they even became a dukes of Leon. Even when their land in Leon was threatened the adventurer who was going to invade him died of cancer before he could even attempt an invasion. Woewodskij has a unique position in this house of cards because they hold land both in and out of Paradox thus giving them a second security net.

 

[GundamMerc]

You have my eternal gratitude.