• We have updated our Community Code of Conduct. Please read through the new rules for the forum that are an integral part of Paradox Interactive’s User Agreement.
A War of the Worlds type scenario beginning in 1792. All the nations in the world have to unite in an alliance to defeat the Martians. Will they be able to put aside their petty differences? Will some nations betray humanity and ally with the Martians? If you locked a million scenario designers in a room for a million years with a million computers, would this scenario ever be made, even accidentally?
 
One way of doing it would be this: the martians are just another "country" in the game. They crashlanded and "colonized" a province somewhere and started to expand. They lost most of their high tech in the crash but are still way ahead of the humans. Gradually though as the game goes on, the humans begin to catch up with the neighbor bonus to tech. So the first part of the scenario would see the martians conquering territory easily, but due to their low numbers, it would be hard to hold on to. As the humans catch up, it becomes more of a fair fight and the aliens have a real fight on their hands, however, by this time the aliens have increased their population also. The goal of the scenario: destroy the martian empire, kill every last alien and wipe them off the face of the earth. If youre playing the martians, your goal is to dominate and enslave humanity. I doubt that this would ever be made, but Id like it. Im a fan of both history and science fiction:)
 
The Pirates are Martians. Didn't u know ? Where do u think they got those huge tech advances ? How do u think they pop out of nowhere all the time ? Be afraid, be very afraid!
 
What? They're here already? The invasion is nigh! The end of the world is nigh! Save yourself... Get below!... hahahaha... woooha... gnagnagna... *Runs off screaming*
 
Hmm, maybe...maybe...some of the aliens are even here,now, using this forum...(starts hearing creepy, scary movie music)Ive never actually seen any of the other members...(music gets louder, he licks his lips nervously, looks around)For all I know BiB could be a Hundred Headed Hydra from the planet Xure (he gasps, fingers begin shaking as they hover over the keyboard) Vulture could be some sort of Super Sentient Serpent from Saturn ( leans back from the monitor, eyes wide and rolling around in his head, music gets faster, louder, as if danger is very close by)and GNG...he could...he could be a Multibrained Megamouth from the planet Rood in the Bi-Chi Nebula!! (throws his hands in the hair, screams like a woman and runs down to the basement)
 
Originally posted by Urkhan
Hmm, maybe...maybe...some of the aliens are even here,now, using this forum...(starts hearing creepy, scary movie music)Ive never actually seen any of the other members...(music gets louder, he licks his lips nervously, looks around)For all I know BiB could be a Hundred Headed Hydra from the planet Xure (he gasps, fingers begin shaking as they hover over the keyboard) Vulture could be some sort of Super Sentient Serpent from Saturn ( leans back from the monitor, eyes wide and rolling around in his head, music gets faster, louder, as if danger is very close by)and GNG...he could...he could be a Multibrained Megamouth from the planet Rood in the Bi-Chi Nebula!! (throws his hands in the hair, screams like a woman and runs down to the basement)

I think DiB is from that terrible planet of the apes..... what a seconf that was our planet. (liies down on the ground and hits the floor hard with my fist) YOU DESTROYED IT! YOU BASTARDS!
-Homer simpson imitating the planet of the apes :D
 
GET your stinking paws off me you damned dirty APES (gasp, shocked silence, pan out):D

Actually the aliens come from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda. They wish to purchase 48 million kilts...;)
 
Originally posted by Urkhan
GET your stinking paws off me you damned dirty APES (gasp, shocked silence, pan out):D

Actually the aliens come from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda. They wish to purchase 48 million kilts...;)

Yup of course...
Wasn't tonight your 'I get drunk'-night? :D