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Grumpyoldman

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Dec 15, 2007
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My father died a few days ago and left me in a mess of a dukedom, angry servants, angry courtiers, angry stepmom who had been not only his wife, but, spymaster (20) as well. During the process of the changeover from him to me she got a wild hair up her butt and just left and joined the county of Narke within a few days of his death, I think she stayed for the funeral. She was not immediately given the spymaster job of Narke making my plans easier to fulfill. She wasn't bad looking and a few years younger than me at 21 and I 24. Of course there was a problem with my desire for her not only for her spymaster abilities, but, for her soft subtle body as well. :p I had an arranged marriage long ago when I turned of age and already had 4 sons and a daughter the heirage and linage was assured, thus, lust could wind it's nasty course in what was about to take place (I had been doing her for years behind my fathers back (hers too haha) lol). I made plans with one of my younger sisters of the shadowy way and made sure I was miles away when the dark deed was attempted. My now old by medieval times 25 year old wife would have to die. :p And die she did that fateful night as I was supping with the count of NARKE and discussing plans for an arranged marriage with his new courtier the spymaster Agrain (the count of Narke and I were close friends during our upbringing as I had spent my youthful years in Narke). lol After the usual time to pretend to mourn for my now deceased wife the arrangements were completed and she came kicking and screaming and slapping and clawing, but, came she did anyways. hahaha After a night of lust and enjoyment for ME I put her back to work in the spymaster chambers and gave my sibling sister a county of her own as promised if she succeded without getting caught. Amazing all the things that can happen in a weeks time. Mmmm the nights are no longer cold..... :D

Oh and we accused one of my rivals for the assassination of my first wife and declared war the next month. :D But, that's another story.