I suspect this is exactly what my LA teacher does.
Mr. P: Hmm, I'm too busy playing Werewolf to grade properly. I could probably skim the papers my students worked for hours on... or I could read the first sentence and grade based on that.
*doorbell rings*
Mr. P: That must be my anarchist group coming over for pizza. Yeah, I probably don't have time for either of those. I'll just give tons of people B's and a few A's so the admin doesn't get suspicious. Wait- how should I scale the grading? I haven't given the students a rubric... whatever, I'll roll 5d20 to determine it.
*doorbell rings*
*Mr. P scrambles frantically, scribbling scores at random on the papers*
I'm not actually exaggerating. For honors, he requires one (1) MLA citation in papers. For standard, he requires none. Seriously?
Also, he assigned us "a project on The Odyssey" (which we read, out loud, in class). Those are his literal words. "A project on The Odyssey." Not on its themes. Just a project on The Odyssey.