Or for short, YAAAR: STIA
Country: Soviet Union
Difficulty: VH/F
Story begins...
STAVKA, Moscow, Kreml whatever:
Stalin:
"Hello comrades. I have made up a super sneaky plan, that we will use to conquer the world."
Comrades: Silence.
Stalin: Silence.
Soldier, pointing his gun at the officers:
"Come on, ask him 'What super sneaky plan"!"
Officers:
"What super sneaky plan?"
Stalin:
"We will start the 2nd world war in 1936! First we will attack to the Baltic States, then we will declare war to Germany and attack them. After that we will ask Poland for military acces and attack through them to Germany. Once we have conquered and annexed Germany, we will attack Romania, Hungary and Austria, in that particular order. You ask how we can conquer them all with this rather big army of ours? Well simple, we will build 99 cavalry divisions!"
Officers:"Why do we need to build 99 cavalry divisions?"
Stalin: "Because this was at first supposed to be a Mongol Horde AAR, but the writer changed his mind and instead tried a stupid strategy playing as SU."
1936:
-January:
All Soviet Armies are ordered to move to the Estonian and Latvian borders. Stalin gives command to build 99 cavalry divisions.
-February:
11th, War is declared to Latvia and Estonia, SU armies rush to attack.
30th, Latvia is annexed by Soviet Union.
-March:
Estonia is annexed and war to Lithuania is declared. Few days after Lithuania get's annexed too.
20th, our armies are now near "Prussia" and war is declared to Germany.
-March 1936 to January 1937:
Our armies dance all around Baltics, unable to kill the bastards. Germany launches several amphibious operations to Estonia, Latvia and Odessa, but they all of them are beaten back.
1937:
-January:
Poland grants us military acces, time to start phase 2 of..umm phase 1. 18 divisions are ordered to move into Torun, while the 21 division are stationed in Konigsberg. The rest of the forces are guarding Estonia, Latvia and Odessa from possible attacks.
-March:
Stalin decideds to purge the traitors.
-April:
1.-8., German forces attack us in Königsberg, after their latest attack fails, I decide to start the counterattack. Forwards, for the communism! Kill the capitalist pigs!
-April to May:
Our attack fails, and our armies retreat to Poland because of the German counterattack. Germany advances all the way to Daugvapils and Liepaja(Latvia)
-May to July:
The glorious Soviet armies counterattack(9 new super sneaky cavalry divisions take part in the big offensive) and Germany eventually get's encircled and loses all it's divisions. What a glorious day!
Our intelligence officers report that Germany has only a handful of divisions left(18).
Screenshots:
Country: Soviet Union
Difficulty: VH/F
Story begins...
STAVKA, Moscow, Kreml whatever:
Stalin:
"Hello comrades. I have made up a super sneaky plan, that we will use to conquer the world."
Comrades: Silence.
Stalin: Silence.
Soldier, pointing his gun at the officers:
"Come on, ask him 'What super sneaky plan"!"
Officers:
"What super sneaky plan?"
Stalin:
"We will start the 2nd world war in 1936! First we will attack to the Baltic States, then we will declare war to Germany and attack them. After that we will ask Poland for military acces and attack through them to Germany. Once we have conquered and annexed Germany, we will attack Romania, Hungary and Austria, in that particular order. You ask how we can conquer them all with this rather big army of ours? Well simple, we will build 99 cavalry divisions!"
Officers:"Why do we need to build 99 cavalry divisions?"
Stalin: "Because this was at first supposed to be a Mongol Horde AAR, but the writer changed his mind and instead tried a stupid strategy playing as SU."
1936:
-January:
All Soviet Armies are ordered to move to the Estonian and Latvian borders. Stalin gives command to build 99 cavalry divisions.
-February:
11th, War is declared to Latvia and Estonia, SU armies rush to attack.
30th, Latvia is annexed by Soviet Union.
-March:
Estonia is annexed and war to Lithuania is declared. Few days after Lithuania get's annexed too.
20th, our armies are now near "Prussia" and war is declared to Germany.
-March 1936 to January 1937:
Our armies dance all around Baltics, unable to kill the bastards. Germany launches several amphibious operations to Estonia, Latvia and Odessa, but they all of them are beaten back.
1937:
-January:
Poland grants us military acces, time to start phase 2 of..umm phase 1. 18 divisions are ordered to move into Torun, while the 21 division are stationed in Konigsberg. The rest of the forces are guarding Estonia, Latvia and Odessa from possible attacks.
-March:
Stalin decideds to purge the traitors.
-April:
1.-8., German forces attack us in Königsberg, after their latest attack fails, I decide to start the counterattack. Forwards, for the communism! Kill the capitalist pigs!
-April to May:
Our attack fails, and our armies retreat to Poland because of the German counterattack. Germany advances all the way to Daugvapils and Liepaja(Latvia)
-May to July:
The glorious Soviet armies counterattack(9 new super sneaky cavalry divisions take part in the big offensive) and Germany eventually get's encircled and loses all it's divisions. What a glorious day!
Our intelligence officers report that Germany has only a handful of divisions left(18).
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