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Unvote Antracer Vote Kathnar I don't feel comfortable with giving him three votes already, however clumsily ingenious he may be

I can honestly say I've never been described as clumsily ingenious... :D And never you mind about being monopolistic... You go with your big, bad megalomaniacal self and monopolize the thread. I'll read it. Till I'm dead anyways... :p

@THE_SPLIT: Didn't you die...?

Night 0


Spring training has finally come to an end. The final rosters have been laid out, and the calls are being made to the new players.

When the Schizophrenic Bulldogs called THE_SPLIT to tell them he made the team, however, there was no answer on the phone. Agents were sent to check up on him, but someone has smashed his knee with a bat, Tonya Harding style. Only a cheater would do something like that, and only a horrible person would do it to one of the cleanest players around.


The wolves hunt THE_SPLIT, the clean player.
 
@THE_SPLIT: Didn't you die...?

Ballplayers never die, they just end up in Kansas City.

vote snoopdogg, for his suspicious out of the blue accusation. Does he have something to hide? :rofl:
 
Official Vote Count
~5 hours to the deadline



antracer: 2 - Punkbob, Kathnar

J. Passepartout: 2 - antracer, The Arch Mede

The Arch Mede:1 - Lord Strange

Kathnar: 1 - marty99

marty99: 1 - Capibara

Capibara: 1 - the_hdk

Punkbob: 1 - von Loch Ness

snoopdogg: 1 - canadiancreed

canadiancreed: 1 - snoopdogg


Not Voted: 5 - humancalulator, Jester180, Teep, J. Passepartout, Nautilu
 
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Cy Young is offended at the idea that he missed a ball on account of the babes he is taking out to dinner this evening. He is, as it happens, the greatest player in baseball. However, revenge against the son of a b**** who did that will have to wait for a lynching while we get the chinaman. Nothing wrong with a good onfield brawl though.

Young goes out to assault the pitcher.

VOTE ANTRACER
 
Chu instructs me to say again: He is not Chinese... And he is saddened that he will have the life of a lotus blossom in the big leagues.

And he is not a pitcher.

He plays Short Stop, where he can surround himself with lines in the sand, gardens of Feng Shui so as to be in harmony, at one with the baselines and at peace with the field.
 
Official Vote Count
~3 hours to the deadline



J. Passepartout: 3 - antracer, The Arch Mede, Nautilu

antracer: 2 - Punkbob, Kathnar

marty99: 2 - Capibara, Jester180

The Arch Mede:1 - Lord Strange

Kathnar: 1 - marty99

Capibara: 1 - the_hdk

Punkbob: 1 - von Loch Ness

snoopdogg: 1 - canadiancreed

canadiancreed: 1 - snoopdogg


Not Voted: 3 - humancalulator, Teep, J. Passepartout
 
Sometimes when I play in the infield I keep the Strike/Ball/Out count in the dirt in front of me.

I once had an umpire lose the ball strike count. I was at a full count, and somehow he lost a 'ball'. I ended up being called out on strikes after the 4th ball... My dug out was going nuts, the other team was in hysterics... The ump refused to admit he made the mistake, showing me the little clicker in his pocket... The one he forgot to use.

Jacka**.

Coach felt sorry for me and got me a big ice cream after the game though...:D
 
Chu instructs me to say again: He is not Chinese... And he is saddened that he will have the life of a lotus blossom in the big leagues.

And he is not a pitcher.

He plays Short Stop, where he can surround himself with lines in the sand, gardens of Feng Shui so as to be in harmony, at one with the baselines and at peace with the field.

Shut up, you little Chinese amateur, I wasn't talking about you with the pitcher bit.
 
Sub please!