When did finding 16 players start to become a regular issue? I don't recall having this before. 
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When did finding 16 players start to become a regular issue? I don't recall having this before.
Paradox WW has been aging. It's normal for aging men to come to the conclusion they can't always perform so well anymore, while they're pretty sure they never had this problem before and we can all retell stories that prove our fantastic abilities, ultimately not reaching the required amount of lengt.. er players is something we'll just all have to deal with.
Nonsense. Werewolf players are like wine. They taste better the older they are!
Not that I've tasted any of you...
Hmm...
Nonsense. Werewolf players are like wine. They taste better the older they are!
Not that I've tasted any of you...
Hmm...
jonti must be tasty
hdk: Mom is jonti tasty?
hdk's mum: huh? wtf?
hdk: is jonti tasty?
hdk's mom: have you been smoking that stuff again?
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You actually asked her?hdk: Mom is jonti tasty?
hdk's mum: huh? wtf?
hdk: is jonti tasty?
hdk's mom: have you been smoking that stuff again?
:rofl:
Captain's Journal. Stardate September First...point nine. Captain-in-Chief, 25-star general and Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan reporting for service. It's been four months since the crew has left Mars station. Panic has set in, and only the men's unflagging devotion to yours truly has kept the mission alive. This mission will be completed on schedule. We will not fail...in this mission.
...Kif, what is our mission?
"Ugh...to discover the source of the artifact, sir!!"
Exactly, and at any price possible! Already, we've destroyed five asteroids and a rogue comet that was threatening the ship.
"That was the moon, sir!!!"
The battle was ferocious. It took every last ounce of the ship's lasers, but I finally reached around behind it, gave it my patented kiss off, applied maximum thrust, and sent it back to heaven...
"We never had lasers, sir! You just jettisoned the warp drive and it exploded on the surface! We needed that to reach Jupiter. We were supposed to be there three weeks ago!"
This is my journal, Kif! If you want to make one, then buy your own command! Now shut up and keep sewing that new medal onto my girdle in that womanly way of yours.
As I was saying, most of the men did not handle the intense stress of the battle as well as I did, and they started to make cowardly demands like "turn the ship around", "throw that idiot captain in the brig", and "turn the oxygen back on". But a good commander knows never to listen to anybody. After a few minutes, they finally learned to respect me. Now, only sixteen remain. Sixteen of my most loyal and brave soldiers, with unflagging morale and teamship. Looking out for one another, sharing every sacrifice I demand of them. Thick as thieves. We few, we happy few, we band of....
"Sir, we're out of food. The crew is drawing lots to see who gets eaten first."
Quiet, Kif! Now...if you'll excuse me, I'm going to gallantly look over our next battle plans.
*runs through a door marked "Escape Pods"*
First Day
hdk's mom (1)...TT
No votes: hdk, Torny, walrus, Strange, Cuthy, Lordy, jonti, Kaet, randy, marty, yoenit, Losty
You have lynched hdk's mom, a Floper
hdk is furious at learning of his true heritage
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Karsa takes a bone....runs with it to another Caveman and hits him with it. Full on the head. Dead. The other caveman is dead.
Karsa is happy.
Karsa is happy.
Does your other schizophrenic self promise that too?
Suuure.
Don't believe him. He's an arrogant alcoholic and a racist fascist pig. And a pathological liar!
Your pathetic attempt at flattering doesn't really impress me. I'm the one with all the charm remember?
Liar.
Weasle.
Dirtbag.
Jonti's mom lover.
I'm always there you know..
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Seer and three wolves received PM's. Villagers did not.
You may not start voting, but I won't count it, as it is a night deadline.
Seer and three wolves received PM's. Villagers did not.
You may not start voting, but I won't count it, as it is a night deadline.
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