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Well jonti or ironhead or both should hang their head in shame on this one. If k59 is the last wolf well played, good sir
unvote split
vote k-59
EDIT: What the heck? The forum clock on the bottom of my screen still says xx:59, but the post stamp says xx:00. Bullshit, I say!
And THE_SPLIT, if you are not the last wolf you ought to rot in hell for giving the victory to k-59.
vote k-59
EDIT: What the heck? The forum clock on the bottom of my screen still says xx:59, but the post stamp says xx:00. Bullshit, I say!
And THE_SPLIT, if you are not the last wolf you ought to rot in hell for giving the victory to k-59.
Fine. I waited for the last 15 minutes. And I will be late to my appointment with my drug dealer because of it. Ironhead was too late.
SPLIT 3: Ironhead, K-59, SPLIT
K59 1: Jonti
Deadline.
SPLIT 3: Ironhead, K-59, SPLIT
K59 1: Jonti
Deadline.
SPLIT... if you are a villager, I gotta wonder why. I figured you were a wolf who was waiting for me or jonti to change so that you could vote snipe to change as well and thus save yourself, but if you just did this because you were a pouty villager you ought to hang your head in shame.
Someone here recently advised a new player that the object of the game was simply to survive. This is utter BS. The object is to win, and surviving does not mean you won. Dying and helping your side to achieve victory after your demise is far better than to survive and lose by being of no help whatsoever to your side.
I say this because if Split was a villager, then what he did was poke the rest of the villagers in the eye (including the dead ones who are watching this and eagerly waiting to see if their side wins). All because he could not possibly be one of the survivors. If this is the case then what poor sportsmanship, says I.
I say this because if Split was a villager, then what he did was poke the rest of the villagers in the eye (including the dead ones who are watching this and eagerly waiting to see if their side wins). All because he could not possibly be one of the survivors. If this is the case then what poor sportsmanship, says I.
Day 13: The Passion of the Cassano
The Kleptocratic civil war had reached its final act. The last few survivors were too exhausted to fight much longer. The survivors debated about their options. Kind of. Not really. Finally, at the last moment, Ironhead pulled out a hidden pistol and aimed it at K-59, but it misfired. SPLIT claimed he knew what to do. He pulled out his own pistol and shot himself. As it turns out, he was a loyal Kleptocrat. A suicidally stupid one.
The next morning, Jonti, loyal Kleptocrat, was found tortured and murdered. There were only two left. Ironhead turned to the last other survivor, the same man he had tried in vain to kill, King Rahmses the Corrupt of Chicago, and realized that he had met his end. He bit down on a capsule of cyanide before the revolutionary King Rahmses could get him. Thus King Rahmses, Anarchist Revolutionary who famously said "F**K THE MARXISTS!!@?", had won the Kleptocratic War.
SPLIT, loyal but retarded Kleptocrat (villager), shot himself for no apparent reason in an attempt...to..do..something. I guess.
Jonti, loyal Kleptocrat (villager), was tortured and murdered by the last revolutionary during the night.
Ironhead, loyal Kleptocrat (villager with Priestly Powers), bit down on a capsule of cyanide to avoid torture at the hands of the Anarchists after his last ditch attempt to save the Kleptocrats went down in flames.
King Rahmses the Corrupt of Chicago (K-59), Anarchist Revolutionary, won the Kleptocratic War.
The Anarchists had won. They had thrown the world into total chaos. God would now pass judgment.
On this thirteenth day, God looked upon his creation and saw that it was not good. Final judgment was passed. God deemed the entire human race unworthy of life. A comet thus struck the earth and life itself drowned in a lake of fire.
[video=youtube;69W8WpU4n1M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69W8WpU4n1M[/video]
Apocalypse came upon humanity. Alas, all was not lost. Amongst the rubble, a miracle occurred. Joseph Cassano rose from the dead! Earth's Savior had risen, and he inherited the Kingdom of Nothingness. And The King of Kings Joseph Cassano and his underling King Rahmses ruled the chaotic ruins that used to be earth for all eternity. And God saw that it was good.
King Rahmses, High Priest of the Anarchist Cult of the Cassano, wins the game. Joseph Cassano wins at life. Jacob-Lundgren wins at insanity. Everyone else fails at absolutely everything.
The Kleptocratic civil war had reached its final act. The last few survivors were too exhausted to fight much longer. The survivors debated about their options. Kind of. Not really. Finally, at the last moment, Ironhead pulled out a hidden pistol and aimed it at K-59, but it misfired. SPLIT claimed he knew what to do. He pulled out his own pistol and shot himself. As it turns out, he was a loyal Kleptocrat. A suicidally stupid one.
The next morning, Jonti, loyal Kleptocrat, was found tortured and murdered. There were only two left. Ironhead turned to the last other survivor, the same man he had tried in vain to kill, King Rahmses the Corrupt of Chicago, and realized that he had met his end. He bit down on a capsule of cyanide before the revolutionary King Rahmses could get him. Thus King Rahmses, Anarchist Revolutionary who famously said "F**K THE MARXISTS!!@?", had won the Kleptocratic War.
SPLIT, loyal but retarded Kleptocrat (villager), shot himself for no apparent reason in an attempt...to..do..something. I guess.
Jonti, loyal Kleptocrat (villager), was tortured and murdered by the last revolutionary during the night.
Ironhead, loyal Kleptocrat (villager with Priestly Powers), bit down on a capsule of cyanide to avoid torture at the hands of the Anarchists after his last ditch attempt to save the Kleptocrats went down in flames.
King Rahmses the Corrupt of Chicago (K-59), Anarchist Revolutionary, won the Kleptocratic War.
The Anarchists had won. They had thrown the world into total chaos. God would now pass judgment.
On this thirteenth day, God looked upon his creation and saw that it was not good. Final judgment was passed. God deemed the entire human race unworthy of life. A comet thus struck the earth and life itself drowned in a lake of fire.
[video=youtube;69W8WpU4n1M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69W8WpU4n1M[/video]
Apocalypse came upon humanity. Alas, all was not lost. Amongst the rubble, a miracle occurred. Joseph Cassano rose from the dead! Earth's Savior had risen, and he inherited the Kingdom of Nothingness. And The King of Kings Joseph Cassano and his underling King Rahmses ruled the chaotic ruins that used to be earth for all eternity. And God saw that it was good.
King Rahmses, High Priest of the Anarchist Cult of the Cassano, wins the game. Joseph Cassano wins at life. Jacob-Lundgren wins at insanity. Everyone else fails at absolutely everything.
You suck, Split. I cannot believe that you of all people ended the game like this. What the fuck is wrong with Paradox WW that what should have been an obvious win for the villagers ends with the one last wolf winning because of a pouting player?
*BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL*
Please give me a moment to get this out of my system...
*BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL*
Please give me a moment to get this out of my system...
Based on what? That you decide to vote me despite so many evidence so many people saying that I am most likely a goodie, not only do you choose to do that but you also choose to remain radio silent for the rest of the game and fck up a vote snipe. You wanted 2 kills to ensure an obvious win for yourself and failed to do it... You have only yourself to blame
Congrats, k-59! Well played.
So how was things in the black camp the first couple of days when you kept saving eachother?
So how was things in the black camp the first couple of days when you kept saving eachother?
It is not SPLIT's job to win the game for you. It is SPLIT's job to win the game for himself. Whether it was a tie that killed him or not was irrelevant to his interests.
Some players will accept destruction for the good of the cause. Others will not.