How many days of voting have we had now 4?
Yeah.
How many days of voting have we had now 4?
Oh, AOK...![]()
If I don't have time to do anything else, I can at least vote for your death, you treacherous fiend.
All Jpas had to do was vote EL to save himself.
Such things annoy me greatly.
Keep deflecting, I'm sure your parents won't doubt you at all.
EL's actions make sense now. He wanted to be hunted and turned into a wolf, which is why he did what he did on day 1.
All Jpas had to do was vote EL to save himself.
It must be done. We should do it now.
VOTE EURO
randakar said:AOK. 11 said:I ordered the Hit on you.
It was an unfortunate event. EURO is at fault. EURO and I were in negotiations to sign a non-aggression pact, but things fell apart when we started discussing what to do with Northern Ireland and the communists in Cambodia. I wanted the border moved back to where it was before the Second EURO-AOK War. He demanded territories in the Balkans. The f**king Balkans. That is in my sphere of influence. I demanded he abandon his bases in Northern Turkey and stop supplying the Chechen terrorists. Things quickly got out of hand and the inevitable threats of genocide and nuclear war followed. I received intelligence from an undercover operative insides EURO's high command that that EURO was planning a sneak attack on my forces in the Northern Atlantic, and thus began mobilizations for war. EURO and his minions had made it clear of their intentions to turn you to do their bidding, so I ordered your assassination. I contracted it out to the KGB.
I asked them to make it painless. No, wait, or was it I asked them to make it as painful as possible? I cannot remember. Small details are irrelevant. We have more important matters to discuss.
He struck me early in the morning the following Monday, and the war was on. The war goes badly for us my dear Randy! His sneak attack was far more substantial than I had planned for. He never had any intention of signing the pact! It was a ploy! They have captured our lunar bases and are preparing for an invasion of the AOK home islands. I also fear his treachery could destroy our Alliance with the Russians! EURO never forgave me for pulling Moscow into my sphere of influence! EURO's mind control drones have penetrated into the Kremlin and are turning the Russians against me! If they join him I will have no choice but to resort to an all out nuclear attack against the EURO Union. Nuclear Holocaust is better than EURO rule! My mind thus turns with thoughts of doom, but I will not waiver! The forces of the EURO shall be exterminated.
VICTORY will be ours, Randy! VICTORY! And when the EURO has been crushed, and his lifeless body lays at my feet, I shall celebrate and partake of his flesh.
Can I count on you? Do you forgive my simple error in judgment? Or is what he said true?!? Are you turning against me? Against your own people! The fate of the WORLD IS AT STAKE! We have always been at war with the EURO Union. Remember that and perhaps you and your people shall survive the end times.
This is the truth. Or maybe it isn't. What matters is that an AOK-Randy Alliance can destroy our common enemies. Let us join forces and dominate the galaxy as co-rulers of Werewolf!
Sincerely,
AOK
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
You misunderstood me, old friend. EURO had no nuclear missile bases in Northern Turkey.
Those are mine.
Now you claim that you have ordered that hit on me - pray tell, what foolishness moved you to order such a thing? Somehow I fail to see why you would hit the Big Red Button and launch your nuclear warheads this early in the campaign. Has there, perhaps, been some mixup? Some minion that thought you meant red when you clearly said blue? A small typo while you were typing in the morning's command codes causing one of them to read "LAUNCH ALL NUCLEAR MISSILES" instead of "LAUNCH THE PROPAGANDA ZEPPELINS LOADED WITH FLYERS CONTAINING THE WORDS 'FSCK U EUROOOOO' IN BIG RED LETTERS"?
Oh, and - yes, Najs was the person who PM'ed me telling me that he was the one who hunted my previous incarnation.
He was not alone, though. As witnessed by this:
*Blablabla, AOK being awesome*
AOK, would your current move against Euro have anything to do with your non-agression pact with Euro failing, perchance? ;-)
you baddie
That's what.