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She might not be able to chew her food, but astrophysics would be a piece of cake for her.
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So my daughter just executed her husband, matrilineal marriage can sometimes be very dangerous for the male.

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Not a happy marriage :p
 
At least they have their justice in common :D

What are her stats?

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Here you go. She wasn't that special, but I saw a chance to get the dynasty another duchy so I married a spare son to her.

And yea, my emperor is getting really old... :p
 
I'm such a good duke-level doge, a king is my vassal. Take that, fundamental rules of the game!

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Yeah, as you can guess I've taken Venice as Genoa, making the Serene Doge of Venice landless, but he decided to stick around and somehow shows up as my vassal (only in that particular tooltip, he's not on my vassal list or anything).
 
You can't blame an attractive man for cheating on a scholarly pneumoniac

Actually, she was cheating, and he had her whipped.

I'm not sure what event that is and I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I ever got it.
 
See it this way: he gets to nominate the bishops instead of that annoying pope guy!
 
A few screenshots from my last games:



Christ Church? CHRIST CHURCH?! WE'RE NORSE! *Hold a Great Blot and kill the idiot*



He embraced the path of a monk... and now he want an own title... Idiots... Idiots everywhere!



A Karling in the steppes? Man, I hate them so much!



Hindu Cumania killed the Tengri faith...



Shut the f*ck up! I'm truly Orthodox! You're going on my nerves!

He spammed me full with this stupid "decision". At least, he died a little bit later. Praise the Sun!
 
Rename Christ Church to Odin Church, just to mess with the poor Irishmen.