A BavAARian Tale of Two Rivers
An Oberbayern AAR
Revan86
One. Concerning the rule of Mathias von Rhein Graf zu Oberbaiern
Somewhere in Ingolstadt, tucked away in the cosy, narrow, ancient streets running down to the Danube River, one can find a small Catholic church with a modest stone addendum on the side which looks as though it has seen nearly a thousand years – and you would be right to think so. This building, I learned upon entering and inquiring of the church staff, was constructed in the Year of Our Lord 1074 by the Graf Mathias von Rhein. There are several buildings far older than that library in Upper Bavaria, but the name of Mathias von Rhein is attached to this one in particular. The church staff, incredibly helpful and friendly to me in my amateurish research, offered to find for me some of the electronic copies of the mediaeval manuscripts relating to the library’s founder.
As I pored over the documents in the library, a clearer image of the man formed in my mind. The oldest document was a baptismal register in the Rhineland – it surprised me that even that was still extant, but it would not have been so had the Graf not been born in a small kirk outside Koblenz, whose city records have all been meticulously kept. Yes, he was born on the feast day of Saint Matthew in the Year of Our Lord 1050 – at least according to the record; which would have meant that by the time he had founded this library, he would have been a year younger than this graduate student researching him. But why had he come this far, having been born to parents whose nobility, while sure, was certainly not noteworthy? And how did it come to pass that he had been made a Graf in these lands? I pored over further papers: a mention of him as a witness to the charter of a minor city elsewhere in his liege’s lands – the name escapes me now; a reference to his wife, an older woman by the name of Johanna (or Jana) die Polin, whose ethnicity some authorities had as Polish and others as Czech – who was apparently also his right hand in negotiations. Certainly there was not enough for me to build a complete picture of the man, but I found I was imagining him very vividly. I must have been thinking about this imagined Graf as I nodded off among the old books…
The old mare clopped down the dirt road that led to the old house on the edge of the ice-encased Danube as Thias gave a whiff of the air from underneath his cloak. For the second time in a space of months, he was moving. The Saxon Otto von Northeim had arranged the entire affair – in need of greater prestige in the coming months as Emperor Heinrich’s reign was weakening, he had summoned the Frankish Rhinelander Mathias to face him. The old tribal rivalries between the Franks and the Saxons did not matter to Otto, as long as Mathias was of good noble blood and willing to support him against the Emperor. Otto liked Mathias for his openhandedness – he was not a Frank for nothing! – and his intellect, and would gladly have kept him at his own court at Cambodunum if not for the pressing political matters at hand, and the confrontation that would surely arise. And so Thias had come here, a newminted Graf and a new groom to the bridal party that would be awaiting him – this also, Otto had arranged. Just such a gesture of goodwill to the court of the Přemyslovci would have been enough to keep them sweet – or at least keep them out of the way until this affair could be done. And Vratislav Hertug had been all willing to oblige.
He had seen Johanna die Polin – Jana Pololanika in her native Slavonic tongue – only once before. A pudgy, pampered court lady with hungry green eyes and a sly curve of the lip which made him feel like a tempting morsel of meat – though for all that, her face was regular enough, if round, and her wavy, long dishwater-blonde tresses were pleasing enough to look at. He had heard that she was quite the accomplished court lady, and a good match for his own talents on the field of policy; if so, she certainly wouldn’t be a boring conversationalist.
The thought gave him a warm spark of encouragement, which he tendered against the bitter mountain wind. The fields were blanketed in white powder, and even in the dying daylight as it set behind the Alps the light seared his eyes, which he covered in the comforting, warm shadows of his mantle. His nose was running and his feet were numb long since. It would be good just to get inside… he had never gotten used to this new place; far more greatly did he prefer the low plains along the Rhine, the fields and the vineyards. It was so much more domestic, so much more peaceful. This – this was foreign. The forests were wild, the Boarisch dialect was opaque to him, the wind was biting and bitter and untamed, and the mountains rose intimidatingly into the heavens and seemed perfectly placed to block his path between Cambodunum and this ‘Ingold’s Stead’ – a village practically in the middle of the wilderness.
The fire was lit, he could tell already – the bridal party had already arrived. He approached the manor, a small, dark and bleak-looking house, and a thickset, black-avised groom took his mare from him as he went up to the house and set foot inside. Once there, he shook the cold off him as a dog would shake off wet. He made his way toward where the fire was already stoked to a roar, and basked in the welcome warmth. Sitting just aside him, looking him over, was Johanna die Polin herself – curled up in her chair like a contented cat. At her side were standing two Bohemian maids. She gave them a few words each, and then they courtesied and left the room.
‘Welcome, young Mathias,’ she spoke. ‘Though as I am, to tell truth, your guest in this house still, it should be you who is welcoming me!’
‘As I do, milady,’ Mathias spoke dutifully. ‘I am somewhat new here myself, though. You are well? Have you travelled far today? Is all in order?’
‘So formal!’ Jana clucked in amusement. ‘Mathias, we are to be husband and wife soon – you may call me Johanna or Jana, whichever pleases you best, but no more “milady”. I may be seven years your elder, but it is I who will obey you, and I want us to be familiar with each other.’
‘Do you indeed?’ Mathias could not once again help feeling as though he were a mouse to her cat. ‘Nothing of this seems “familiar”. I have never travelled so far from home as I have today, to live together forever with a woman I hardly know, and to be lord and master to a backward mountain march whose people will forever see me – and you! – as foreign. I beg your pardon, milady—Jana, sorry—but you will have to give me time.’
Jana’s wispy, dark-blonde brows arched, and her mouth spread into a smile – a genuine one. It appeared he had impressed her slightly. ‘Be at peace, Mathias. You and I will have plenty of time. But I see that Otto Herzog was right about you – I also appreciate that you are honest with me.’
Mathias appraised her again – when she wasn’t eyeing him, but was talking with him openly like this, he couldn’t help but feel she was rather pretty. Perhaps being wed to her would not be the chore he had imagined it to be. As the two of them settled in, they fell to a spirited discussion of Ingold’s Stead’s stewardship, of politics and the state of the Reich, of the request from Rome for them to install a vagrant clergyman of repute (Viktor von Altenburg) as the bishop of Oberbaiern, of what to do about a certain set of disputes amongst the local nobles. The daughters of two prominent families had been feuding over the eligible young men who had come to Otto’s court – Walpurga d’Avesnes and Wulfhilde von Oberbaiern – and had had a very public falling-out. Jana supplied to Mathias (and he readily agreed) that he might want to take it up with their fathers to have one or both of them married off as soon as might be. Already there was a very promising offer to the von Oberbaierns from a comely young French nobleman, Comte Étienne-Henri de Blois, for their daughter’s hand – this was apparently what sparked Walpurga’s violent jealous outburst.
‘If you could help them to seal the agreement, your standing in Baiern would be greatly improved… Ah,’ Jana sighed. ‘At least I needn’t worry any longer about catching some handsome young thing for a swain.’
Mathias couldn’t tell if she was joking or not, but laughed anyway. As a helpmeet, Johanna die Polin was proving invaluable to him already. The winter did no longer seem as cold from in here.
An Oberbayern AAR
Revan86
One. Concerning the rule of Mathias von Rhein Graf zu Oberbaiern
Somewhere in Ingolstadt, tucked away in the cosy, narrow, ancient streets running down to the Danube River, one can find a small Catholic church with a modest stone addendum on the side which looks as though it has seen nearly a thousand years – and you would be right to think so. This building, I learned upon entering and inquiring of the church staff, was constructed in the Year of Our Lord 1074 by the Graf Mathias von Rhein. There are several buildings far older than that library in Upper Bavaria, but the name of Mathias von Rhein is attached to this one in particular. The church staff, incredibly helpful and friendly to me in my amateurish research, offered to find for me some of the electronic copies of the mediaeval manuscripts relating to the library’s founder.
As I pored over the documents in the library, a clearer image of the man formed in my mind. The oldest document was a baptismal register in the Rhineland – it surprised me that even that was still extant, but it would not have been so had the Graf not been born in a small kirk outside Koblenz, whose city records have all been meticulously kept. Yes, he was born on the feast day of Saint Matthew in the Year of Our Lord 1050 – at least according to the record; which would have meant that by the time he had founded this library, he would have been a year younger than this graduate student researching him. But why had he come this far, having been born to parents whose nobility, while sure, was certainly not noteworthy? And how did it come to pass that he had been made a Graf in these lands? I pored over further papers: a mention of him as a witness to the charter of a minor city elsewhere in his liege’s lands – the name escapes me now; a reference to his wife, an older woman by the name of Johanna (or Jana) die Polin, whose ethnicity some authorities had as Polish and others as Czech – who was apparently also his right hand in negotiations. Certainly there was not enough for me to build a complete picture of the man, but I found I was imagining him very vividly. I must have been thinking about this imagined Graf as I nodded off among the old books…

The old mare clopped down the dirt road that led to the old house on the edge of the ice-encased Danube as Thias gave a whiff of the air from underneath his cloak. For the second time in a space of months, he was moving. The Saxon Otto von Northeim had arranged the entire affair – in need of greater prestige in the coming months as Emperor Heinrich’s reign was weakening, he had summoned the Frankish Rhinelander Mathias to face him. The old tribal rivalries between the Franks and the Saxons did not matter to Otto, as long as Mathias was of good noble blood and willing to support him against the Emperor. Otto liked Mathias for his openhandedness – he was not a Frank for nothing! – and his intellect, and would gladly have kept him at his own court at Cambodunum if not for the pressing political matters at hand, and the confrontation that would surely arise. And so Thias had come here, a newminted Graf and a new groom to the bridal party that would be awaiting him – this also, Otto had arranged. Just such a gesture of goodwill to the court of the Přemyslovci would have been enough to keep them sweet – or at least keep them out of the way until this affair could be done. And Vratislav Hertug had been all willing to oblige.



He had seen Johanna die Polin – Jana Pololanika in her native Slavonic tongue – only once before. A pudgy, pampered court lady with hungry green eyes and a sly curve of the lip which made him feel like a tempting morsel of meat – though for all that, her face was regular enough, if round, and her wavy, long dishwater-blonde tresses were pleasing enough to look at. He had heard that she was quite the accomplished court lady, and a good match for his own talents on the field of policy; if so, she certainly wouldn’t be a boring conversationalist.
The thought gave him a warm spark of encouragement, which he tendered against the bitter mountain wind. The fields were blanketed in white powder, and even in the dying daylight as it set behind the Alps the light seared his eyes, which he covered in the comforting, warm shadows of his mantle. His nose was running and his feet were numb long since. It would be good just to get inside… he had never gotten used to this new place; far more greatly did he prefer the low plains along the Rhine, the fields and the vineyards. It was so much more domestic, so much more peaceful. This – this was foreign. The forests were wild, the Boarisch dialect was opaque to him, the wind was biting and bitter and untamed, and the mountains rose intimidatingly into the heavens and seemed perfectly placed to block his path between Cambodunum and this ‘Ingold’s Stead’ – a village practically in the middle of the wilderness.
The fire was lit, he could tell already – the bridal party had already arrived. He approached the manor, a small, dark and bleak-looking house, and a thickset, black-avised groom took his mare from him as he went up to the house and set foot inside. Once there, he shook the cold off him as a dog would shake off wet. He made his way toward where the fire was already stoked to a roar, and basked in the welcome warmth. Sitting just aside him, looking him over, was Johanna die Polin herself – curled up in her chair like a contented cat. At her side were standing two Bohemian maids. She gave them a few words each, and then they courtesied and left the room.
‘Welcome, young Mathias,’ she spoke. ‘Though as I am, to tell truth, your guest in this house still, it should be you who is welcoming me!’
‘As I do, milady,’ Mathias spoke dutifully. ‘I am somewhat new here myself, though. You are well? Have you travelled far today? Is all in order?’
‘So formal!’ Jana clucked in amusement. ‘Mathias, we are to be husband and wife soon – you may call me Johanna or Jana, whichever pleases you best, but no more “milady”. I may be seven years your elder, but it is I who will obey you, and I want us to be familiar with each other.’
‘Do you indeed?’ Mathias could not once again help feeling as though he were a mouse to her cat. ‘Nothing of this seems “familiar”. I have never travelled so far from home as I have today, to live together forever with a woman I hardly know, and to be lord and master to a backward mountain march whose people will forever see me – and you! – as foreign. I beg your pardon, milady—Jana, sorry—but you will have to give me time.’
Jana’s wispy, dark-blonde brows arched, and her mouth spread into a smile – a genuine one. It appeared he had impressed her slightly. ‘Be at peace, Mathias. You and I will have plenty of time. But I see that Otto Herzog was right about you – I also appreciate that you are honest with me.’
Mathias appraised her again – when she wasn’t eyeing him, but was talking with him openly like this, he couldn’t help but feel she was rather pretty. Perhaps being wed to her would not be the chore he had imagined it to be. As the two of them settled in, they fell to a spirited discussion of Ingold’s Stead’s stewardship, of politics and the state of the Reich, of the request from Rome for them to install a vagrant clergyman of repute (Viktor von Altenburg) as the bishop of Oberbaiern, of what to do about a certain set of disputes amongst the local nobles. The daughters of two prominent families had been feuding over the eligible young men who had come to Otto’s court – Walpurga d’Avesnes and Wulfhilde von Oberbaiern – and had had a very public falling-out. Jana supplied to Mathias (and he readily agreed) that he might want to take it up with their fathers to have one or both of them married off as soon as might be. Already there was a very promising offer to the von Oberbaierns from a comely young French nobleman, Comte Étienne-Henri de Blois, for their daughter’s hand – this was apparently what sparked Walpurga’s violent jealous outburst.


‘If you could help them to seal the agreement, your standing in Baiern would be greatly improved… Ah,’ Jana sighed. ‘At least I needn’t worry any longer about catching some handsome young thing for a swain.’
Mathias couldn’t tell if she was joking or not, but laughed anyway. As a helpmeet, Johanna die Polin was proving invaluable to him already. The winter did no longer seem as cold from in here.