A Horrible Attempt at a AAR.
Note, I amm making this from memory, just to tell you guys about a game where I did some stupid things on accident to see what will happen.
Czar: "You, give me a report on our armies."
Bob: "PaNts aRe FuN."
Me: "Didn't yowork for Saxony?"
Bob: "uh, um, AHHH its the evil hedge hog."
Czar: "Get him out of here. Brad why don't you do it."
Me: "Um, well we have a large army, it is around 70,000 men, except they are very outdated technology wise."
Bob: "tECh nO LoG E?"
Czar: "Why can't we get rid of him. Well I think that we have a great army, go annex those Kazan"
Well, the first thing that I did was to declare war against Kazan.
Me: "Charge!!!"
Bob: "Charge!!!"
Me: "stop following me."
Bob: "Um pants are fun!!!"
Luetanant: "sir why are we chargng that??"
Me: "um, uh, ask Bob"
Luetanant: "But that is a box!!!"
Bob: "AHHH the evil hedge hog."
Well after charging the box, I let the luetinant, Micheal Glinski take harge, and he immediatly assulted Kazan's fortress.
Me and Bob: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "um, Box"
Me: "ops sorry, (points my sword at the fortress) charge"
Glinski: "Maybe you should just wait and lay a seige."
Me: "well Bob says charge, so I think that we should charge."
Glinski: "Really, well lets ask Bob, BOB COME HERE."
Bob comes in naked from the waist down. "I Think that I forgot something"
Glinski: "never mind that did you order a charge??"
Bob looking at a check list: "Shirt check, Hat check, Hedge hog repelant (pulls a cat out of his backpack) check, Pants, Uhh."
Glinski: "maybe you should let me be the general."
Me: "What about that guy.(points to a man in a red uniform."
That guy: "Is it tea Time?"
Me: "I like him"
Bob: "Charge" He goes running off, men thinking that there leader has come to help them in the charge suddenly become a lot more moralized, then some how win the assult.
Me: "Maybe he should wear some underwear. I heard that there are some pretty big bugs here"
Bob: "AHH, get me some Pants."
well after sucessfully assulting the fortress somehow, we heard back to the Czars palace.
ME: "It was a sucess and we have annexed the Kingdom of Kazan."
Bob: "Duh, Isn't it techinically called the Khanite of Kazan."
Me: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "Damn it is just a box again."
Bob: "Ah, there are my pants."
Czar "I have had enough, I think that we should put all our tollerance toward muslims, and catholics, so that we are not tollerant towards Orthodox."
Me: "Is there any reason that you wish to do this?"
Czar: "I just wonder what will happen"
Well after a while revolts appear every where, So Bob, Glinski, and I head to a new one in Novogord.
Me: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "Um, I think that we should do that"
Me: "Huh??"
Glinski: "By doing that we have the possibility of breaking their front lines."
Me: "Don't use your scientific mumbo jumbo on me."
A runner: "Sir that weird British guy wants to meet you in his tent."
General: "Here have some tea."
Bob "uh, charge??"
Glinski: "No!"
Me: "So what do you want" Just then a cannon ball ripped through the tent and hit the runner in the chest, leaving his head intact spinning around in the air.
General: "ooh, it looks like you got a nice cut there."
Runner: "nothing to worry about sir."
General: "Well I need your help against those rebels it seems that their forces are rather large." we go outside the tent and look at the rebel army.
Me: "It doesn't look like much, just a few cows, and a hillbilly."
Glinski: "turn around."
Me: "ah crap" I turn arounf to see a 50k army.
Bob talking to the hillbilly "Pants are fun"
Hillbilly: "Yup, Well gosh darn i got me a brand new pair just the other day."
Bob: "Uhh.. charge!!!"
Hillbilly: "Ah yup yup yup, ya know what I think, I think that you..."
And I guess that I will quit these insane ramblings that make H_S look like he is Grandalf.
Note, I amm making this from memory, just to tell you guys about a game where I did some stupid things on accident to see what will happen.
Czar: "You, give me a report on our armies."
Bob: "PaNts aRe FuN."
Me: "Didn't yowork for Saxony?"
Bob: "uh, um, AHHH its the evil hedge hog."
Czar: "Get him out of here. Brad why don't you do it."
Me: "Um, well we have a large army, it is around 70,000 men, except they are very outdated technology wise."
Bob: "tECh nO LoG E?"
Czar: "Why can't we get rid of him. Well I think that we have a great army, go annex those Kazan"
Well, the first thing that I did was to declare war against Kazan.
Me: "Charge!!!"
Bob: "Charge!!!"
Me: "stop following me."
Bob: "Um pants are fun!!!"
Luetanant: "sir why are we chargng that??"
Me: "um, uh, ask Bob"
Luetanant: "But that is a box!!!"
Bob: "AHHH the evil hedge hog."
Well after charging the box, I let the luetinant, Micheal Glinski take harge, and he immediatly assulted Kazan's fortress.
Me and Bob: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "um, Box"
Me: "ops sorry, (points my sword at the fortress) charge"
Glinski: "Maybe you should just wait and lay a seige."
Me: "well Bob says charge, so I think that we should charge."
Glinski: "Really, well lets ask Bob, BOB COME HERE."
Bob comes in naked from the waist down. "I Think that I forgot something"
Glinski: "never mind that did you order a charge??"
Bob looking at a check list: "Shirt check, Hat check, Hedge hog repelant (pulls a cat out of his backpack) check, Pants, Uhh."
Glinski: "maybe you should let me be the general."
Me: "What about that guy.(points to a man in a red uniform."
That guy: "Is it tea Time?"
Me: "I like him"
Bob: "Charge" He goes running off, men thinking that there leader has come to help them in the charge suddenly become a lot more moralized, then some how win the assult.
Me: "Maybe he should wear some underwear. I heard that there are some pretty big bugs here"
Bob: "AHH, get me some Pants."
well after sucessfully assulting the fortress somehow, we heard back to the Czars palace.
ME: "It was a sucess and we have annexed the Kingdom of Kazan."
Bob: "Duh, Isn't it techinically called the Khanite of Kazan."
Me: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "Damn it is just a box again."
Bob: "Ah, there are my pants."
Czar "I have had enough, I think that we should put all our tollerance toward muslims, and catholics, so that we are not tollerant towards Orthodox."
Me: "Is there any reason that you wish to do this?"
Czar: "I just wonder what will happen"
Well after a while revolts appear every where, So Bob, Glinski, and I head to a new one in Novogord.
Me: "Charge!!!"
Glinski: "Um, I think that we should do that"
Me: "Huh??"
Glinski: "By doing that we have the possibility of breaking their front lines."
Me: "Don't use your scientific mumbo jumbo on me."
A runner: "Sir that weird British guy wants to meet you in his tent."
General: "Here have some tea."
Bob "uh, charge??"
Glinski: "No!"
Me: "So what do you want" Just then a cannon ball ripped through the tent and hit the runner in the chest, leaving his head intact spinning around in the air.
General: "ooh, it looks like you got a nice cut there."
Runner: "nothing to worry about sir."
General: "Well I need your help against those rebels it seems that their forces are rather large." we go outside the tent and look at the rebel army.
Me: "It doesn't look like much, just a few cows, and a hillbilly."
Glinski: "turn around."
Me: "ah crap" I turn arounf to see a 50k army.
Bob talking to the hillbilly "Pants are fun"
Hillbilly: "Yup, Well gosh darn i got me a brand new pair just the other day."
Bob: "Uhh.. charge!!!"
Hillbilly: "Ah yup yup yup, ya know what I think, I think that you..."
And I guess that I will quit these insane ramblings that make H_S look like he is Grandalf.
