• We have updated our Community Code of Conduct. Please read through the new rules for the forum that are an integral part of Paradox Interactive’s User Agreement.

Jestor

King of Spades
28 Badges
Jun 24, 2004
1.414
51
  • Cities: Skylines
  • Crusader Kings III
  • Prison Architect
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury
  • Shadowrun: Hong Kong
  • Shadowrun Returns
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury Pre-order
  • Crusader Kings II: Jade Dragon
  • Crusader Kings Complete
  • Crusader Kings II: Monks and Mystics
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Crusader Kings II: Conclave
  • Crusader Kings II: Horse Lords
  • Crusader Kings II: Way of Life
  • Crusader Kings II
  • 500k Club
  • Victoria 2
  • Sengoku
  • Semper Fi
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Crusader Kings II: Sunset Invasion
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: Charlemagne
I am out of cigarettes and furthermore, there is only the plum wine left.

A half-full bottle, the wine is, where it has been since those happy days when it was first drunk. A night of celebration and joy when I dared to be happy, when I had the audacity to believe that everything would be beautiful everafter in my life.

When I could believe in fairy tales and myths and legends. When I smiled fondly on lazy Erec, proud Yvain and simple Parzival.

I can no longer stand des Troyes and even Cervantes' mad Don and Dumas's redemptive Count, formerly my most loved hero, are hateful to me.

For they were able to find some happiness at some point.

I, too, was happy once. A daughter of the Far East smiled for me and me alone, my career was rising, my parents were proud and all the world toasted me as one destined for greatness.

And then it all came tumbling down. Things fall apart yes, Mr. Achebe, but the fall was all the more spectacular for the promise I held. Cliches are tired to the intellectual elite, but their weariness on outsiders is nothing to those who have to live through it.

Who have to be the golden boy, the ascending star, who suffers a great calamity, treachery from all sides and the kind of betrayals that undo entire kingdoms.

I am already tired of my own banalties.

42 was supposed to be the answer, but I am now 45 and there are no answers. There is only my decaying body, marching steadily on to the great unknown oblivion of death, the pace hastened by too much smoke and too drunk as I sit night after night, staring at the flicker of the television, of the computer screen.

Staring at the fantasy worlds that electronics create, the vistas of neat and tidy resolution of conflicts and situations that bear no resemblance to reality for men such as me.

My story is not fantastic and yet, every day I relive their chapters in my mind, searching for the points where another path might have reversed everything, might have prevented my eventual ruin.

But such discoveries, found under guise of wine and tobacco, only augment the despair, for the chances are lost, the opportunities a soft knock that no longer appear at my door.

...I am tired, exhausted really and yet sleep does not come. She smirks, coy in her vixen's garb, heavy, obsidian hair waterfalling all about her, her scent jasmine and her eyes a startling light blue.

Sleep is a woman, in spite of what the ancients would say. It is possible, I suppose that Morpheus was adrogynous enough to be mistaken for a woman, but -my- nocturnal sylph who witholds slumber's restorative balm from me is female in form.

I have spent the past three weeks and more doing nothing of significance. I say three weeks because it is that precise period in which the sense of oppression and loss has grown more acute than ever.

An innocent cream-coloured invitation with black type sits on the table. No, not innocent. It is a devil in square shape. Or perhaps a snake. Fire, poison, it's all the same in the end.

I shiver, my body ice.

Enough, enough.

I will drink. Drink the half-sweet, half-bitter draughts of memory in this plum wine. Proust, that windbag pederast, needed only tea. -I- need something stronger to shatter the conscious and wander the half-picturesque, half-horrifying gardens of the past.

Dumas's black tulip is a perfect symbol. Death and beauty intertwined.

And perhaps the final beyond is the greatest bliss of all.

But I can not stay like this. I must lose myself in something. The East is to be avoided at all costs. West, west by God, let it be West!

...Ah, yes. The story of the most underappreciated Jimenez branch. It is hard to get further west than that in the time period that is my favorite in history still, even in spite of the pain of the romances.

For I, too, have become unappreciated.

It is too late for me, but perhaps I can find some small solace in telling of -this- Jimenez man and his descendants... How they rose from obscurity into the greatest of all Jimenezs.

Yes, that is remote enough from everything.

And so I shall begin.

After another glass of tears and melancholy.
 
We must always begin at the beginning, no? I love the reference to Dumas and Achebe and others in a single piece of work. I've always thought Things Fall Apart was a fascinating work. From fallen intelelctuals to frat boys, you do get around.
 
JimboIX said:
We must always begin at the beginning, no? I love the reference to Dumas and Achebe and others in a single piece of work. I've always thought Things Fall Apart was a fascinating work. From fallen intelelctuals to frat boys, you do get around.

Thank you :)

I wasn't going to continue this one, but the more I thought about it today, the more I like it, so I'll continue it.
 
Epperson, that boring fool, came by today.

"You really need to get out and do more, Chuck. It isn't healthy to just sleep all day and stay up all night. Come by the department and see us. Just talk to us and let us know you're all right. If you want, we can work something out with the Dean to get you back teaching on an adjunct basis... just to get your feet wet, if you like."

I sneered at him as he babbled on, his grotesquely gargantuan Adam's apple jumping up and down like an ucoordinated child's yo-yo, his eyes bug-like and the same muddy color as dirty dishwater. Idiot, I thought.

"The name, Epperson, is Charles. Not Chuck. Chuck is a kind of meat or a haphazard throw. Nor is it Charlie. I am not a little boy who only has one curling hair on his head, nor do I fawn over some redhead. As a matter of fact, I despise redheads and find them the ugliest race of women ever made. Fuck the Irish, I say and to hell with Joyce, who could've written beautifully, but chose to write like a dim-witted plebian about mundane and dull people.

Kind of like you, Epperson."

The little worm flushed under my glare and squirmed at the insult. But he didn't dare to stand up for himself as I knew he wouldn't. He's an insult to his Danish forebears. Cowardly and meek and everyone likes him because they can make him do all the boring rot like meet with pimply, overeager prospective undergraduates.

"Now, Charles, Joyce is a genius and I happen to like redheads. I'm married to one, you know."

An inane smile came over his thin face and I had to resist the urge to punch it out of him. A big-breasted babboon his Shannon is, fleshy in the body and thick in the head, but with the type of sunny disposition that makes everyone like her, too.

I just stared at him and crossed my arms over my chest, tapping my foot.

He finally got the hint after about five minutes and stumbled his way to the door, nearly bumping into my glass coffee table as he left, stammering about how "It'd be great to see you, Charles" and "Any time you want to come back... the kids loved you, you know...."

I slammed the door in his face at the last remark, locking the triple bolts before he could say anything more.

Idiot! What does -he- know about enchanting a classroom, about holding a group of students under sway, the greenhorns dazzled by your brilliant wisdom?

He's a pisspoor scholar and an even worse lecturer whose classes are only popular because he's an easy A. Not like -my- classes, where they had to sweat and work just to pass. None of the grade inflation epidemic touched -my- room or office.

That was this afternoon and it is now evening, a fact I register mechanically through the closed, white-slatted Venetian blinds made in Taiwan or Sri Lanka or Israel or wherever the sweatshops are these days.

What was I going to do the other night?

Oh, yes.

The Jimenez underdog.

...Here's the picture I was looking for.

Ramiro.jpg


An ugly man and one who was the direct vassal of the King of Navarre when William turned England into a French possession. The very least of the Jimenez lords in stature and prestige.

He had an ambition, as I did years ago, to elevate himself beyond his station and to that end, he sought out a Norman bride, hoping that he might gain some conqueror's luck by cultural proxy.

Unfortunately, what Ramiro got was a French girl who had no Northern French in her, but was rather one of those clear-eyed, pretty blondes that the Illes de France region is so good at producing.

Adelais.jpg


As a wedding present, King Sancho I, Ramiro's liege lord, made him the Duke of Navarra, which meant, among other things, that instead of making a tenth of a florin profit a month, Ramiro was able to keep a full florin and a third's worth of Rioja's production, for with higher rank came less taxes to pay to the King.

DukeRamiro.jpg


Unfortunately, the King was little more than a Duke himself in terms of actual power, rather like the doddering old Smith who is still the department chair because he refuses to retire and who defers all actual authority to the Dean of the college, and Ramiro was poorer than the counts of the Occitan regions of France, whom he hated with everything in him, owing to the fact that those provincial dandies were so wealthy and as foppish as Easterly, that light-loafer who teaches the Gay and Lesbian Literature course once a year to a small, but worshipful following.

It was worse yet for Ramiro that Iberia was more or less a Muslim sundae at the time of his new hero's adventures, with some hot chocolate Catholic topping in the north.

Iberia.jpg


Bigger armies, better technology for the Moors. Bad situation for Ramiro to be in. So he did what every smart man in a tough spot does. He sat and waited for an opportunity.

I wish more people did that. Maybe I'd think about going back if Epperson didn't pester me at least once a week, always stopping by on that silly pretext of "checking to see how you're doing."

In any event, opportunity arose in February 1067, when Ramiro learned that there was unrest in the neighboring Kingdom of Aragon, another ducal kingdom, and that, for the right amount of money, the army could be bribed to desert the other King Sancho Jimenez I.

The Duke of Navarra executed this plan and thus, in March, he laid claim to the crown of Aragon and the county of Jaca and invaded with his army, the Navarrese King Sancho joining him in the interests of fulfilling feudal obligations.

anonarmy.jpg


Hard to believe he managed to pull off that bribe, being as poor as he was, though from the research I've done, it seems that a certain Aragonese moneylender who was as unhappy as everyone else with the king's rule, graciously agreed to lend Ramiro the money to make the army desert.

This, of course, did not mean that Ramiro would win the crown automatically. Jaca was situated in a highly mountainous territory and the citadel where King Sancho of Aragon held court was an impressive one.

So impressive in fact, that the walls were able to hold long enough for the Aragonese Sancho to launch an assault with 1,000 Danish mercaneries in the summer. But he was quickly routed by the Navarrese and Sancho, desparate to keep Aragon, sent the Duke Ramiro a very tempting offer.

444 florins to end the war.

The Duke of Navarra met with his officers and chancellor, whose name I don't think is important, because I'm telling myself Ramiro's story, and decided that since King Sancho of Navarra was extremely likely to take King Sancho of Aragon's money and run if offered it, that he, Duke Ramiro, should be the beneficiary of the largesse.

And that's how the Duke of Navarra became extremely wealthy. The moneylender was paid off and all at once, the Duchy of Navarra, or more accurately, the county of Rioja, had some serious money to burn in the hot August sun.

Good stopping point.

Will continue tomorrow night. I need a break from the television anyway.
 
Here I join. A very interesting way of narrating an AAR, indeed.
 
I expect to learn that Charles' last name is d'Albion, that he's Melody's uncle and he taught Nick's father.

This Jimenez bias in your wiritings must stop. Your tirade against red-heads is suggestive that you have been recently dumped by one and Joyce wrote for his market and the mass-market is, by its very nature, plebeian.
Rioja willbe famous for beter reasons than its Jimenez connection.

I would have expected the story bre told posthumously through the overly long erudite suicide note. That Charles is still alive is a disappointment.
 
I actually sniff something vaguey Scandinavian in your future..again, you've taken a challening county. Academia and the Jimenez's, should go well.
 
Hm, interesting.

I love the emo wailing and gnashing of teeth. Please do continue.
 
Kurt_Steiner: Thank you :)

Chief Ragusa: Nice stringing together. :D There's a Jimenez bias? I honestly wasn't aware of one. True, there's a tendency to marry into the Jimenez a lot, but that's more a function of little to choose from at 1066's start than anything else... and I was getting a little bored of marrying Knytling girls (don't tell phargle!) As for the using a Jimenez here, I wanted to do an AAR in Iberia and de Valledoid was the only other unmarried Count available... after thinking about it, I decided that Ramiro Jimenez would be more interesting a story to tell.

I -do- have another Iberian AAR planned, but that won't come until this fall or winter. :)

As for the redheads thing, nope, not been dumped by a redhead and personally have no opinion one way or the other on them. As for Charles, I have a couple different idea for the rant.

I actually happen to love Joyce. His technique is absolutely brilliant and has a subtlety and cohesiveness that's an absolute marvel to realize. Charles, on the other hand... :D

A posthumous story would've been interesting, but I think the current setup will work too. :)

JimboIX: Scandinavia, eh? That's an interesting possibility. :) I'm absolutely flush with cash in the game at this point and there's a lot of things I could do with it.

Going to Scandinavia has something of a cautionary tale attached to it, though.. called the Meriadocs. :D

I do agree the Jimenez and academia mingling will be intriguing, though I'm a little fuzzy on how to make the CK telling part of more natural to the story, hence the roughness of that section in the last update. But I'll figure something out... or continue as is :)

RGB: Thank you! :) Continue I certainly shall and the unfolding of background and progression of the modern-era storyline will be interesting challenges. :)
 
Multiple Iberian AARs and Nick still hanging in there? Busy busy. True, there are bitter memories in the north for you..I've actually inherited some good things through Adelaide before. Flush with cash? You've been beating up on the Moors, haven't you?
 
JimboIX said:
Multiple Iberian AARs and Nick still hanging in there? Busy busy. True, there are bitter memories in the north for you..I've actually inherited some good things through Adelaide before. Flush with cash? You've been beating up on the Moors, haven't you?

Well, the second Iberian AAR won't be until fall or winter... somewhere between October and January is my guess, with January more likely than anything else. :)

Good to know about Adelaide... and I'm only flush with cash because of that recent Navarra-Aragon war described in the last post. :) It's deciding what exactly to do with the money that's going to take a while.
 
In cellulloid, in the empty-calorie situation comedy, groups of singers are perfectly in tune, frequently juxtaposed against a flawless representation of season; the impossible red and orange college campus autumn, the farcically pristine, bright white winter where no misery is caused by the weather.

In real life, misery is caused by the dismal drumming of needle-textured rain and the drunken, off-key students stumbling their way back to campus or to apartments, those houses that are more home to them than the stifling environments they fled from. Of course, with this nascent, absolute independence, they are fools all over again, infants able to be molded and shaped by the fires academia and its attached extracurriculars until they emerge from the university kiln, mostly baked, with the cooling of post-graduate life all that is needed to complete their final selves.

Sometimes I think it would've been better had I eschewed the doctorate, the sniping and competitiveness of the ivory dominions and simply mastered my way to high school teaching. Juniors and seniors are invariably more settled than collegians, for their world is secure, defined, and they can afford to be smug lords and ladies of their little stratified fiefdoms.

I should invest in something thicker and more muffling for the windows. Just what, I don't know. I am a man of ideas, of lights and shadows. The tedium of daily living is not for men such as me.

Morir? No, such self-oblivion would be only a vanity, an empty gesture full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I do so despise that fop. Bad blood, if you want to know the truth. Now Cladius... -there- was a man to respect.

...The atrocious singing and yells grow.

I go to glower balefully at them until they silence or hurry out of hearing.
 
It's alive! It's alive!! It's alive!!!
 
Some good imagery here...
 
*Subscribes*
 
Nice to see an update, Jestor :) (even if not to the AAR I was expecting :p Actually, I'm rather surprised that I missed this one...)

Anyway, the melancholic attitude of this particular work forms a rather interesting contrast w/ your other, somewhat more "emotionally charged" (for lack of a better term) AAR.
 
Kurt_Steiner: Periodically alive, yes. :D

stnylan: Thank you! :) This AAR is closer to the style that I usually write in for more ambitious projects, though the pace does tend to go slower there.

Fulcrumvale: Welcome aboard! :)

Specialist290: :) It's quite easy to have missed this one, since it almost never gets updated. This mode of writing requires a specific mood, which doesn't come along as often as I'd like. I do agree that it provides an interesting contrast to BGatHG and I'm actually quite pleased with the difference. :)