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Jambo!

I'll be wrapping up my current AAR (When the Best Laid Plans Go AARwry) over the next few days...so I've decided to start a new AAR spanning all four games.

I've never even played all the way through one game before, so any tips/suggestions/etc are more than welcome, both from the game play and AAR-writing perspective.

But since we'll be spanning approximately 800 years here, I probably won't do many of the detailed story posts I tend to do here (Best Laid Plans, AAR In the Family, On A Mission From God - Don't Tell the Pope). My current idea is to give an update every twenty years game time (For Crusader Kings...will change with other games). Showing both the state of the world...and also the state of my particular dynasty or country.

Like I said, all feedback is welcome.

Thanks!
 
Okay, I just breezed through a few grand campaign AARs...a lot of great stuff out there, that I will never live up to, and it makes me sad.

*sniff*

:D

But at least one small step in the right direction is obvious:

Steal like crazy from Lord Valentine's awesome Scottish AAR.

So, assuming he approves, that's what I'll be doing.

I'm going to start as a randomly-chosen (dice) Count, and chronicle each character's rule...usually in one post, maybe two. World updates will be given every 50 years, roughly (starting in 1066, first update will be 1100.)

Anyhow, like I said, all feedback is welcome!

Thanks!
 
Sounds fantastic! Megacampaigns are truly epic undertakings so dont feel bad if you cant measure up to the "best". I have great respect for anyone who even attempts to start one.

Good luck!
 
Sounds like an ambitious plan... good luck!
 
Always nice to see another Mega-Campaign! *subscribes*
And don't worry about copying the format because that's exactly what I did. :D
My general design is basically the one thrashing mad used for his History of the White Eagle - Polish Mega Campaign. A great AAR and in my eyes a must read for anyone interested in Mega Campaigns.

Anyway I am looking forward to your first update. :)

~Lord Valentine~
 
Index of Awesomeness​


Count Odo de Conteville: 1066 -1093
Count Richard de Conteville: 1093 - 1098
Count Robert de Conteville: 1098 - 1105
Status of the World: 1100
Count Humphrey de Conteville: 1105 - 1121
Duke Alphonse de Toeny: 1121 - 1136
Duke Alexander de Toeny: 1136 - 1143
Duke Silvester de Toeny, Chapter One: 1143 - 1150
Status of the World: 1150
Duke Silvester de Toeny, Chapter Two: 1150 - 1162
Duke Silvester de Toeny, Chapter Three: 1162 - 1172


A few self-imposed rules:

I'll try to play the game "as" each leader...meaning that shy, modest, club-footed scholarly theologians will not be trying to conquer the world.

I'll also attempt to avoid doing anything "gamey"...especially since I don't know many gamey things anyway. ;c) I've only recently started to have any level of success in crusader kings.

In the event that my dynasty dies off without an heir, I will continue the story from the viewpoint of whoever does inherit.

Alright...on with the game!
 
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Here Be Dragons...and the County of Kent

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Odo de Conteville - Half-brother of King William de Normandie

1030 - 1093. Count of Kent 1066 - 1093

Count Odo spent most of his life worried that he would be remembered only as the son of the whore who gave birth to King William de Normandie, if at all. His mother's brief affair with a Duke, preceding her marriage to Odo's father, has of course had a far-greater direct impact on today's history books than Odo's own rule ever did.

However, the rule of Odo de Conteville should not be so quickly dismissed. Though he was merely a sufficient ruler...neither doing great good nor causing great harm...he is particularly interesting because of what we know of his wife and children.

Shortly after ascending to become the Count of Kent, Odo wed Clotilde di Valenti.

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Clotilde gave birth to four children...a son Richard, followed by three daughters: Flandina, Judith, and (much later) Eremberga.

On the day Richard was born, Count Odo changed the land's succession rules to salic consanguinity, to ensure his strongest son would succeed him. As he ultimately only had one son, the effects of this decision would not be realized until long after Odo's death.

Much has been written of Clotilde's possible infidelities with Odo's marshal, a 16-year-old boy known only as "Gerard". Odo himself reportedly had his suspicions, especially given his distrust of women given the infidelity of his mother...but as his wife was far more sneaky than he could ever be, and was in fact in charge of the county's limited spy network, he was never able to tell whether these affairs actually took place. Though one might today question whether each (or even one) of their four children were in fact the blood of Odo, these questions were not asked aloud at the time.

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But while the marriage of Odo and Clotilde may appear interesting at first glance, it is his relationship with his daughters that provides the most interesting insight into the psyche of this Count.

It is rumored that at one festive gala, possibly even in front of the King, Odo's eldest daughter Flandina asked her father (in a very public matter) where babies came from. While most of the adults present merely chuckled at the question, Odo reportedly wildly over-reacted...either merely slapping or actually beating the girl, depending on which report we believe.

Shortly after this, Flandina became very ill.

While we now believe her illness was in fact pneumonia, Odo believed it to be a curse from God for not cherishing his daughters. When his prayers did not heal Flandina's illness, he began showering all three of his daughters with toys and gifts and special attention. These purchases, along with repeatedly paying so-called miracle workers, soon had an effect on the county's coffers...which became even more painfully clear when Odo's skilled Steward passed away. Odo then hired a 17-year-old priest, Ralph de Turlane, to attempt to turn around the county's economic situation. While Ralph was able to plug the leak, he was unable to return the county to it's previously stable economic condition.

It should be mentioned as a side note that there are rumors of Clotilde having an affair with Ralph as well...in fact, they reportedly had a rather revealing (and public) falling out at a local tournament...but as all four of Odo's children had been born by the time Ralph appears in history, further pondering is not necessary.

Meanwhile, Odo's only son Richard had briefly been a dissapointment...prefering to read a book rather than practice his sword work or even chase after the maidens. However, once Richard came of age, he proved to be the savior the county needed. Odo made him Steward, and Richard quickly improved their financial standing to an even higher level than before Odo had spent it all on his daughters.

Odo then arranged Richard's marriage to Eremberga de Gael, the Duke of Norfolk's 16-year-old sister, who proved even better with a pocket-book than her new husband. Richard then became chancellor, handing off his previous role to his new wife.

Flandina eventually returned to health, and speaking of marriages, married Ulf Godwinson, a prestigious courtier in the Kingdom of Denmark.

Judith wed shortly after, to a very wealthy Frenchman.

King William (Odo's half-brother) had only recently declared peace with France, before his own death from a prolonged illness, at the age of 59. His son, Robert, apparently missed combat, and declared war with the Kingdom of Leon. Just months into his rule, however, he was slain in combat on the Iberian Peninsula, leaving the throne to his nine-year-old son Henry.

Henry attempted to continue the war in his father's name, but quickly called off this pointless battle.

Eremberga, Odo's final daughter, wed Rodrigo de Vivar, the marshal of the King of Castille...and Odo finally passed away shortly thereafter, in November of 1093, at the age of 63, after having been Count of Kent for 27 years.

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Each of the children he spoiled so much rose to prominence:

Flandina became chancellor for the King of Denmark.
Eremberga followed in her mother's footsteps, becoming spymaster for the King of Castille.
And Judith actually became Countess of Pentievre, pledging allegiance to the French King.

But it was Odo's son, Richard, who became Count of Kent.

And so it is Richard that our story will focus on next.

FACTS

*Instituted Salic Consanginuity
*Credited for bringing the Slinged Javelin, Two-Field System, Annual Sailing, Iron-edged Plough, and the Short Sword to Kent due to his support of local scholars
*Built a Court of Justice, encouraged local fishing, and saw thousands of trees planted in Kent during his reign
 
Lord Valentine said:
Always nice to see another Mega-Campaign! *subscribes*
And don't worry about copying the format because that's exactly what I did. :D
My general design is basically the one thrashing mad used for his History of the White Eagle - Polish Mega Campaign. A great AAR and in my eyes a must read for anyone interested in Mega Campaigns.

Anyway I am looking forward to your first update. :)

~Lord Valentine~

Cheers mate, however - my own style was borrowed from Veldmaarshalk`s Last Lombard Princes of Italy :D

Good luck with AAR Actinguy, nice start :)
 
thrashing mad said:
Cheers mate, however - my own style was borrowed from Veldmaarshalk`s Last Lombard Princes of Italy :D

Good luck with AAR Actinguy, nice start :)

We all are truly uninnovative thiefs. :D
Anyway an interesting county to start with and you have managed to implemente the game events in a very interesting way. So let's see what Richard will be up to. Perhaps the odd murder or two might elevate his heirs to the ranks of dukes since he is married to the sister of the Duke of Norfolk. :cool:

~Lord Valentine~
 
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Richard de Conteville - Son of Odo

1068 - 1098. Count of Kent 1093 - 1098

Odo's son Richard, 25 at the time of his succession, had been consistently ill since about his 13th birthday. A modern review of the few mentions that remain of his symptoms would seem to indicate there was some sort of internal parasite…a worm, perhaps…but the point is that, even then, most suspected Count Richard would not have a long rule ahead.

We have already discussed both Richard and his wife’s individual positive effects on the county’s economy…but this was nothing compared to when they were able to join their economic savvy as Count and Steward. Together, they quickly revised several economic policies to encourage growth and brought the County of Kent to a new level of wealth.

Though they were a formidable team on the economic front, Richard’s illness presumably led to either infertility or at least a celibate lifestyle, as despite the young age of both the count and his wife, and their reportedly loving relationship, they never produced any children.

His health ultimately declined around Autumn of 1097, and Richard finally passed away in December of the following year, at the age of 30.

Though Richard was only Count of Kent for five years, his economic policies began a standard of growth that led Kent to become one of (if not “the”) most prosperous areas in England for years to come.

Richard was beatified upon his death, and his uncle Robert inherited the county.

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Facts:

* Ruled only five years, had no sons
* Brought Kent income to 7, an all-time high
* Beatified upon death.
* Death briefly merged the counties of Kent and Cornwall for the first time
 
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Robert de Conteville - Odo's Brother

1031 - 1105. Count of Cornwall 1066 - 1098. Count of Kent 1098 - 1105. Count of Gwent 1099 - 1105.​

The character of Robert de Conteville…younger brother of the late Count Odo, half-brother of the late King William de Normandie…has generally stood the test of time.

His character stands out in honourable distinction from those of his brothers, neither surrounded by the "guilty glory" of the King, nor blackened by the baseness of the Bishop,” writes one historian (the “Bishop” is a reference to Odo’s rise from the priesthood, while the King is clearly King William de Normandie.)

"He is described by William of Mamersbury as a man of a heavy, sluggish disposition, but no foul crimes are laid to his charge. He had evidently the courage of his race, and his conduct as a commander is unassociated with any act of cruelty. Scandal has not been busy with his name as a husband. No discords are known to have disturbed his domestic felicity,” writes another.

Count Robert was 67 when he inherited his nephew’s title…elderly even by today’s standards, perhaps…but it turned out he still had a full life ahead of him.

Robert had already been Count of Cornwall…a rather modest area on the southwestern shore of England…when he was named Count of Kent as well. Rather than deal with the stresses associated with running two counties on opposite ends of the country, Robert immediately named his only son, Humphrey, as Count of Cornwall.

The economic growth in Kent outlived Robert’s nephew, and the Count soon saw Minor Merchant Houses being constructed within his borders. But while perhaps the Count deserves little credit for simply not cancelling an obviously beneficial policy…he certainly deserves credit for his obvious role in expanding England’s borders.

What we now know as the island of the United Kingdom was, in 1099, obviously not United. In fact, it was split in many parts: England had most of the South, Scottland had most of the North (save for a small section occupied by Norway)…but a slight portion of the west was split between several independent counties, bishoprics, and Duchies.

In 1099, Count Robert led an army of almost six thousand men into the independent bishophric of Gwent, claiming it for the King. The battle…which may have been as overwhelming as 6000 against 500...ended in less than a month. For his efforts, King Henry (now 12 years old and the great-nephew of Count Robert) proclaimed him to be Count of Gwent in addition to Kent. As previously stated, Robert proved to be courteous even on the battlefield, and no atrocities have been attached to his name.

It was under Robert’s guidance that Kent began to become an English hub in the poultry business (in addition to being a leading site of fishery, which began under Odo’s rule). Robert is also responsible for beginning the construction of major roads in Kent, in addition to training grounds and a Court of Justice in Gwent (in an attempt to round up the thieves guild that had rooted itself there.)

Robert died in 1105 after seven years in Kent and six years in Gwent, at the age of 74. He left both titles to his only son Robert, the Count of Cornwall.

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Facts:


*Merged Kent with Gwent in a brief, overpowering war
*Established poultry farms and built roads in Kent
*Built training grounds & Court of Justice in Gwent
*His death briefly merged Kent (plus Gwent) with Cornwall for a second time.
 
You are expanding nicely! Perhaps the de Contevilles while soon be counted among the great magnates of the realm. Only your lack of male relatives casts a shadow upon a possible glorious future.

~Lord Valentine~
 
Nice start (I'm especially sold on the idea of random county start-ups myself ;) ), and moving along at a good pace. Time for the de Contevilles to get themselves a Duchy, I'd say - what's up for grabs?
 
Thanks for all of the comments!

And you're both right...we are both short on male heirs and in need of a duchy...

Both of which will come into play in the next installment (along with a status of the world, as we are now a little past 1100).

Thanks again, and stay tuned! :D
 
STATUS OF THE WORLD, 1100

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Here be England. The circles are my territories. Kent in the southeast, Cornwall in the southwest, Gwent towards the center. England and Scotland are relatively unchanged, Whales is split between duchies (for now), and Norway is just visiting, under the mistaken impression that there would be punch and pie.

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The land of the Churros. Leon and Castille are almost extinct, but Aragon was blessed with a particularly young, prodigal ruler who seemed destined to lead his Kingdom to victory over the Muslims and claim the whole peninsula for themselves. Of course, like all of the great young leaders who seem destined for greatness...he was slain on the battlefield, leaving his massive kingdom to his six-year-old son...

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...who then led Aragon to massive victory against Germany, much to everyone's surprise (especially Germany). The Kingdom of Bohemia has been formed and is doing well, and the pagan Mecklembergs are expanding as well. Not shown is the new Kingdom of Sicily, which is most of southern Italy and a few islands.

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The Baltic Sea. The Byzantine Empire is falling to the Seljuk Turks...and there's other stuff probably happening here too. But I don't know what this area "should" look like. Hey. I'm American. It's a miracle that I know Germany shouldn't be that tiny.
 
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Humphrey de Conteville - Son of Robert, Nephew of Odo

1070 - 1121

Count of Cornwall: 1098 - 1114
Count of Kent & Gwent 1105 - 1121
Count of Hereford 1114 - 1121

If we must fall into the history book stereotype of simplifying world leaders and their inconceivably complex reigns into mere titles...and, if we are to sell any of these history books, then our publisher insists that we must...perhaps the titles would be as follows:

First, there would be Odo the Family Man.

Followed by his son Richard, the Economist.

And then, perhaps, Robert, the Kind Retiree.

These are not without fault, of course. We could just as easily have said:

Odo the Blind (for never catching his wife in the act)
Richard the Dog (he had worms)
And even Robert the Fat (he was fat)

As you can see, in most cases, titles are arbitrary at best.

In most cases.

But in the case of Count Humphrey, there is only one title that could befit this leader:

Humphrey the Grand

Humphrey was 34 when he inherited his father's titles in Kent and Gwent...but unlike his father, he decided to hold onto the title of Count of Cornwall as well.

But while Humphrey had three titles, there was one thing his father had that Humphrey never did:


Children.


Worse yet, there is something Humphrey never had that every one of our previous leaders did:


An immediate male heir to the throne.


Though Humphrey was only in his mid-thirties, and his own father had lived well into his seventies, he did not want to risk leaving his lands in chaos in the wake of his death. As such, he changed the inheritance laws to be semi-salic consanginuity...meaning that, having no sons, daughters, or brothers of his own, his titles would pass to the strongest of his sisters' sons.

Shortly after this decree, quite a few of his nephews took up a popular craze that was hitting the lands:

Death.

While no charges were ever made...and it was in fact generally assumed that these deaths at the time were natural...it is not outside a possibility that at least one nephew was killing the others who got in his way (though we won't go so far as to accuse the eventual heir of being that particular nephew).

But back to the rule of Humphrey the Grand.

It is true that Count Robert had begun the economic revolution of Kent...but just 12 months into Humphrey's rule, the townsfolk were asking, "Robert who?"

While Robert's wife was in fact still Steward, Humphrey greatly expanded his father's road system in Kent, leading to new towns and hamlets popping up all over the land and even reclaiming wastelands and forests. He dispelled the thieves guild from Gwent, allowing the people to resettle on new land, and saw even Cornwall rise to prosperity.

But Humphrey was a shy man, accepting little of the gold for himself or the coffers. He instead spread it to his people. He gave some of the wealth of the land to the barons, and some to the church. He built training grounds and a library in Cornwall, an extensive road system in Gwent, and a castle, school, and library in Kent.

Humphrey was also determinedly loyal to the King (his...first cousin once-removed? Hell, even we're lost) during a time when loyalty was not the norm.

When Edwald de Breteuil, the 12-year-old count of Hereford and Gloucester declared independence from the British crown, it was Humphrey the Grand who led the march into Hereford while the King was fighting in Gloucester. The battle was soon over, and it was Humphrey who became Count of Hereford as well. Of course, this was too much for even a Grand man, and so he gave away Cornwall as a bishopric to Humbert Butler.

Hereford was not nearly as prosperous as Humphrey's other lands...in fact, it was down-right poor. Count Humphrey began constructing a tile factory there in an effort to improve the economy...but he needed more immediate measures to help the poor people of Hereford first.

And so he raised the taxes throughout his other lands...unfortunately he raised them so high that he eliminated all of the prosperity that he had brought to these counties.

And it is for that reason that no other history book refers to him as Humphrey the Grand.



No.


They call him "Humphrey the Tax Man."


See?


Titles are arbitrary at best.



Humphrey died in 1121, beatified for all of his hard work...but brutalized in every history book for this.


Of course, he had died without an immediate male heir...leaving everything to his sister's son Alphonse de Toeny.



The Duke of Northumberland.

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FACTS:

*Got Kent's economy to a sky-high 17.
*Added Hereford, but gave away Cornwall
*Tripled the economy, built countless improvements
*Died without a male heir, leaving everything to his nephew, the Duke
 
At last you have your duchy! And even a highly prestigious and powerful one like Northumberland. Now your should be a force to be reckoned with within the realm.
I like your humerus style of writing which already made your last AARs such a nice read an eagerly await the continuation.

~Lord Valentine~
 
Yikes! Aragon is MASSIVE! :eek:

With that out of the way, great start so far. :) Good luck on your megacampaign. I think anyone who can just make it thru all nine centuries of gameplay have achived quite a feat.
 
Thanks as always!

And yes, Aragon is massive in 1100...but what happens between 1100 and 1150 (the next map) is the most amazing part yet.

Don't you wish I was playing as a part of Aragon? I know I do!

Anyhow, with just a little more ado, the story of the de Toeny's!


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