All Your Base Are Belong To Scotland: A Rather Silly AAR

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Okay, I'm a longtime lurker (About a year), And I finally decided to write my very own AAR! Of course I suck bigtime, so I shall point fun at myself and the AI

Settings:
Diff: Easiest (I really suck )
Patch: 1.09
Country: Read the title.
Life Expectancy: Probably till about 1425

First post coming later today

 

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Scotland The Mighty

SCOTLAND THE MIGHTY

1419-1420

And so it begins...



The Marshal: Hi! I'm a marshal but you can just call me Marshy.
Hapless Advisor: And I'm an advisor. A very despairing advisor.
The Marshal: The King is currently in the slammer down in England, so I'm filling in for him. We are at war with England, and we are allied with the French and their pathetic count allies.



The Marshal: KEKEKEKEKE ZERG RUSH!
Hapless Advisor: Strange... They're actually running away from us, instead of towards us. Makes a change



The Marshal: Evil Sassenachs! They've even attacked our toy fleet!
Hapless Advisor: Umm, dont look now but...



The Marshal: Damn Island monkeys!
Hapless Advisor: You know, we're actually on the same isl-
The Marshal: Stop patronising me!



The Marshal: I know! We'll marry off the King's ugly stepsister!
Hapless Advisor: Brilliant sir, but the King is probably turning in his stone bed in the Tower of London right now.
The Marshal: Handy that!



The Marshal: YEAH! ROCK ON TOMMY! THEY GOT PWNED!
Hapless Advisor: Great, now Newcastle FC can play in the Scottish League
The Marshal:



The Marshal: Moray Firth 2! Electric Boogaloo!



The Marshal: *Insert Medieval Curse Here*

 

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SCOTLAND THE FOOLISH

1420-1421



Hapless Advisor: And the English still arent bothering to push us back? Surely their own lands are more important than some new French ones?
The Marshal: Push em all the way back to Land's End!



The Marshal: ....



Hapless Advisor: It looks like they're finally getting their asses into gear: They are building some soldiers in Anglia
The Marshal: The King is simply concerned about himself! Say, did you hear that turning-in-cell noise coming from the Tower?



The Marshal: Silly Rosbifs! Stick to what your good at like... umm.... actually, what is England good at?
Hapless Advisor:



The Marshal: WHAT! THE FRENCH HAVE SOLD US OUT!
Hapless Advisor: All we got for all that effort was Northumberland!
The Marshal: Thats the last time we help those damned cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Tune in next time for the Scottish army's grand cock up!

 

[Olav2]

Ow, the French selling you out? That got to hurt, especially after you ran over most of the English provinces. At least you got Newcastle FC to the Scottish league.

A rather silly AAR.... but in a very good way. Looking forward to the next update!

 

[Duke of Wellington]

As Olav says a silly but enjoyable AAR. You sure are doing well for Scotland against the English, its usually very tough at the start.

 

[likk9922]

Nice start. :rofl: