Let me tell you folks, there are a lot of nasty people out there - really nasty people. They have low IQs. And some them, some of them are good people. But they're nasty!
They keep saying - you'll never believe this - they keep saying I was elected Basileus of Byzantium because of foreign meddling.
Foreign meddling! Can you believe that?
Now, just because I have this exotic foreign bride, who by the way just so happens to be the Basilissa of a conspicuously Greek-cultured Holy Roman Empire - they're saying that somehow, this has something to do with the string of suspicious deaths and disappearances of other candidates and electors.
And have you seen what's happening lately, just over the border in Bulgaria? They're marauding, they're raiding, they're pagans - and the Patriarchs won't even talk about it! Let me tell you folks, I got elected because the people of Byzantium, they want a change. We're going to Restore the Roman Empire, folks. And all they want to talk about, is meddling!
And, by the way, I'm really prestigious.
(Please allow use of favor purchases to sway foreign electors.)
They keep saying - you'll never believe this - they keep saying I was elected Basileus of Byzantium because of foreign meddling.
Foreign meddling! Can you believe that?
Now, just because I have this exotic foreign bride, who by the way just so happens to be the Basilissa of a conspicuously Greek-cultured Holy Roman Empire - they're saying that somehow, this has something to do with the string of suspicious deaths and disappearances of other candidates and electors.
And have you seen what's happening lately, just over the border in Bulgaria? They're marauding, they're raiding, they're pagans - and the Patriarchs won't even talk about it! Let me tell you folks, I got elected because the people of Byzantium, they want a change. We're going to Restore the Roman Empire, folks. And all they want to talk about, is meddling!
And, by the way, I'm really prestigious.
(Please allow use of favor purchases to sway foreign electors.)
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