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King of Men

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The oldest multiplayer megacampaign group in existence is once again megacampaigning! This is the AAR thread for Anchor and Chain, the Europa Universalis portion of Tools of the Trade, which will go all the way to Hearts of Iron.

We start with ten human-controlled nations, equal in dignity, with customisations based on the outcomes of our adventuring bands' travels in Crusader Kings. We will end by dividing the known world between us, and fighting it out for iron and coal as we prepare to industrialise.

We play Sundays from 0900 to 1300 California time; if you would like to join, we have a Discord server. New players are welcome at any time, although in the later stages of the game we may have some difficulty finding a good slot.
 
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Humans have walked the surface of the Earth for ages beyond memory. Civilization reached its height in the golden age of Antiquity; Rome uniting the world before falling and shattering apart.

But by the early 14th century*, the shattered pieces of Rome have regrown enough. The Byzantine Empire can claim continuity with the eastern half of Rome; the Holy Roman Empire's claim to continuity is much more tenuous, but it (loosely) holds all the German-speaking lands together as one. Western Europe is in disarray; the English and the French fighting over France, the Muslims and the Christians fighting over Spain.

The knightly culture of France produces Clement de Riencourt, a wandering knight and crusader whose son Gilles, also a crusader, has a private army of no few men, and friendships with adventurer kings who claimed realms in other parts of Europe. With their support, and the sponsorship of the Holy Roman Empress Gerberga, he claims the French throne for himself in 1432, incorporating it into the Holy Roman Empire--approaching the height of the Western Roman Empire, as England also was part of the Empire, and the war in Anjou laid to rest. Spain remains separate, and is itself shattered, with Castille owning the majority, but Portugal, Aragon, and some Muslim holdouts in the south remaining.

Gilles, with four living sons, separates out the Kingdom of Brittany from the Kingdom of France a year into his rule. Two years after being crowned, he dies, and Thomas Capet reasserts his hereditary right to the kingdom of France. The civil war stretches on, the Empress declining to force a conclusion, as a crown stolen soon becomes a crown denied. The strong dukes of France turn from the bickering pretender kings towards the true Emperor, and France is soon like Germany, many realms with a shared language, all protected by a distant elected Emperor.

Gilles II rules the duchy of Valois--most notably including the city of Paris, jewel of the Empire and 'capital of Europe'--as a feudal realm, dreaming of bringing the French dukes to heel. But his brother Yves runs Brittany in the style of his father and his father's father--the towns elect echevins and rule the surrounding countryside, with the cities represented in a parliament. Yves calls himself a consul, instead of a king, and stands for election every six years.

The main event of Yves's consulship is a disastrous war fought with the Danes against Poitiers, Ostfalen, and Veletia, in which all of Brittany fell to occupation but Yves, leading the army in the field, fought on in a single province. When Brittany's Danish allies, who had kicked German armies out of Holstein and into France, eventually make their way to France and join the fight there, the tide turns, and the von Ravensburg dynasty loses their lands in France and rules on in northern Germany.

Castille, the largest power in Western Europe, makes the mistake of rivalling Brittany, but history (and several other player allies) are on Brittany's side and Castille's star is waning, leading to a humiliation and massive transfer of funds.

As of 1476, Yves is aged but still active. As he considers retirement and the next election looms, the burghers of Paris keep writing him letters. His brother Gilles has passed on and the duchess of Valois is now his 5-year old daughter, with a German regent. "Paris would be happy to join the Parliament", they say, and the ducal armies pose no threat to the mass levies the republic can bring to bear. There are other dukes throughout Europe who would defend their ally, even against her uncle, and few in the Empire are happy to see the emergence of a western Bohemia, and Yves (or his successor) must move cautiously to not provoke them too much. But Paris? Paris is worth a march.

[ In our customization auction, I ended up with national ideas focused on land quality and production, the French Absolutism splendor bonus, and the Parliamentary Republic special government type. This is used in vanilla for Oliver Cromwell's lord protectorship of Britain, which seemed pretty easy to adopt to a 'knight-town alliance' that has dethroned the kingdom of France without simply taking the throne for itself. (We had the converter set to keep all kingdoms outside of empires, but break down empires to their constituent duchies--so the HRE and the Byzantine Empire, rather than dominating Europe, fade into the background, and the kingdoms along the edge rise to prominence.) With one of the largest armies in Europe, a morale bonus from the government, and Quantity ideas as my first set, I'm feeling pretty good about my ability to expand, but we're also playing with a reduced gov cap, so there's only so big I can get. ]

*We played CKIII from ~1170 to 1282, but EU4 starts in 1444 (and its times will line up with V3 and HOI4), so I adjust all CK3 times later by 162 years to compensate.
 
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Player mapmode screenshot in 1506. Sorry the colonizers are all slightly different shades of red.

This session saw the birth of colonialism and the beginning of the Protestant Reformation (born in Perth, with centers of reformation in Denmark and their vassal in southern Sweden). Tyria, the yellow Mediterranean power run by Dragoon, declared war on Venice, run by King of Men; seeing the writing on the wall, he left that slot and moved to the ~Arabian slot. Israel may hold Sinai, but one of them can be pointed east and south, and the other north and west--but we'll see how long that peace lasts. (Persia, green on the map, is played by laxspartan007, who may or may not be in the game long-term, and was running Persia in part to help break up the Borjigins, a Mongol-descended strong state east of Ranger's Zaporizha in the ~Ukraine region.)

For Brittany, these three decades were slow progress. In 1478, in the midst of the war against his niece, Yves retires and the knight Zarb de Penthievre takes up the Consulship; in 1486 he dies and another Zarb, this time an alderman, rises; he dies in 1489 and is replaced by yet another alderman, and then in 1492 there is yet another emergency election. This one is thankfully a young man, who may rule for many years to come.

The war against Valois also turned the bishopric of Champagne into a vassal. Paris was added to the Parliament and eventually became the capital, as befit its natural positioning, tho Vannetais is still mentioned among the noteworthy cities of Europe. In 1496, the Breton alliance with the Emperor and long diplomatic pressure finally pays off.
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The consuls of parliament are, of course, not eligible for the emperorship, but they command the largest army in Europe, double the size of the Emperor's or Bohemia's. Surely the Francien vote should be theirs, not the bishopric's. In 1505, Brittany annexes the northern provinces of Orleans, the duke exiled to his holdings in Montpellier, and vassalizes the duke of Berry. This puts the realm over 300 dev, allowing it to rise to the kingdom rank, and now instead of bumping against the government cap limit there is room to spare.

[Normally we have players in the HRE as electors, so they aren't locked into duchy rank, but this time it didn't get modified because of time constraints. It was easy enough to fix for me in-game, but led to England leaving the HRE.]
 
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As usual these days, I am late to this party. However, I very much enjoyed the too short Hammer and Forge by @King of Men in the CK3 sub-forum. So I will ride along to see what happens. Interesting to start with a complete shift of perspective.

The main event of Yves's consulship is a disastrous war fought with the Danes against Poitiers, Ostfalen, and Veletia, in which all of Brittany fell to occupation but Yves, leading the army in the field, fought on in a single province.
The lesson should always be to avoid conflict with the Danes, especially after the power of the Norse demonstrated in Hammer and Forge.

Good luck with this one King of Men, @vaniver and your entire group of gamers. Love the concept of what your group is doing. Wish I had time to join along.
 
Value for Value Received
In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the All-Merciful, I tell my tale. For there is no god but Allah; and Mohammad is His prophet.

Know, O Sultan, that my father was a merchant of Venice, as was his father before him; and that although their house was not the oldest, nor the wealthiest, nor the greatest as men count greatness in that city of merchants, still it had great honour among them. For though the Gangrel name is not to be mentioned with the Dandolo or the Aiello, whose fame may have penetrated even to these distant shores, my great-grandfather Gnupa served, for some years, as Doge. And although he had won that title by force of arms, when he felt the end of his long life nearing, he did not pass the rulership to his son, as almost any other man would have done: For he said he had taken the city for a purpose, and had accomplished that purpose, and would prove his good faith by not extending the power he had stolen, once the reasons for the theft were gone. For this reason he abdicated the Dogeship, and restored the elections and the Council of Ten as they had been in his youth, with but this one exception: He made it law that Venice should never lay any levy or tariff on ships bringing goods into their harbour, except for what should be needed to maintain the docks and the lighthouses. And in particular, that no Doge of Venice, be his thirst for glory ever so great, should have power to lay taxes for any foreign war; “let the Doge live off his own”, he said, and the great houses agreed to his rule, and wrote it into their books of law. For in his youth, Gnupa had been forced to pay the Doge’s Penny to pay for a Crusade, for a war he had no part in and a quarrel that was none of his own; and so angry was he over that theft, that he devoted his life to ensuring it should never happen again - at least in Venice, the city of merchants that he had made his own, and loved more dearly perhaps than any man born there.

For his decision and his law, Gnupa was given great honour among the merchants of Venice, and the house of the Gangrels was welcomed among the gentilhuomo, the great men who form its nobility and elect the Doge from among their number. For they saw that his words about the Doge’s Penny were not merely an excuse for a power-hungry adventurer, but the true cause of his drive for power; and moreover that the power he won had not corrupted him, and when he had accomplished his purpose, he laid it down and allowed others to take it up for their own purposes; and his sons and grandsons became merchants and citizens, wealthy and powerful indeed, but not claiming any special privilege over others. This, they said, was the honor of a merchant, who does not seek to enrich himself by force or threat, but only by giving others value for value received. And when Gnupa’s son became the head of his house, he took those words for the new motto of the house of Gangrel: Value for value received.

Alas! Allah appoints our rising, and our going down; and all things are accomplished by the will of Allah. In my father’s and my grandfather’s day, Venice prospered, and as the city rose so did the house of Gangrel. Our ships carried goods from Iceland to Alexandria, from ancient Colchis to the shores of Tripoli; grain, silk, furs, glass, rare perfumes, amber, pearls… name the good, and I will tell you the Gangrel bottom it was carried in, or that of our competitors and colleagues. For in fair trade there is no lasting enmity, and the man who loses this year’s contract will return more cheaply the next, and smile at his vengeance that harms none. But that is the honor and glory of merchants; and in the affairs of princes… it is sometimes otherwise.

The rise of Venice, though it harmed none, made jealous those who believe that nobody rises except through another’s fall - which is to say, almost every man, save those who have built great wealth by doing nothing save exchange one thing for another, and give value for value received. Our enemies conspired against us, and stole blood and treasure from their subjects to build ships of war, and hired thugs not to protect their own lands against bandits and pirates (as any man may rightfully do) but instead to turn bandit themselves, and fall upon Venice in numbers beyond what the city could withstand.

We Gangrels are loyal to our salt, and we love our city; when it came under siege, we fought. Venice has no great fortifications to hold off an enemy; its walls are the sea itself, and the ships that travel the waves, and for many months Gangrel ships were the very foundations of those walls. And yet there is only one end to a siege, if no relieving army will come; and the Doge’s messages to our allies, and to all the princes of Europe who had been glad enough to buy our goods (at excellent prices, I may add) in peacetime, went unanswered. For it is only among merchants that it is honor to give value for value received; and the prophet Isa spoke wisely when he said, “put not your trust in princes”.

Seeing the end must come, we gathered our ships, such as were fit to travel the ocean, and we laid in guns and stores for a long journey; and we awaited the northern wind that carried our ancestor south from far Iceland. And when it came, we sailed; for you may know, O Sultan, that the name of our house, 'Gangrel’, means in the Norse tongue - not that spoken in Venice - ‘Wanderer’.

I will not tell the tale of that wandering today, for I see impatient glances among your court, and well I know that the time of Sultans is not unlimited - not even for stories of battle and adventure well worth the hearing, which I will gladly recount on another day. I shall omit entirely the epic of how we ran the Tyrian blockade - of the long stern chase down the Adriatic, and how we tweaked the tyrant’s nose when we docked in Salerno under a false flag - of our longshore raid in the Peloponnese, where we filled our barrels with water and our holds with Greek silver - of our landing in Alexandria, and how we sold our ships for camels and fled south, into the desert. I shall not relate our dealings with the Jews, or the manner in which we took advantage of their greed; nor how we bargained with the Arab tribes for safe passage; all these stories must belong to another day. No, I shall go straight to the point, as befits an honest merchant, and speak my petition plainly, as I am a man of few words, and those few, straightforward and simple.

O Sultan, I ask that you grant leave to settle myself and my house in your lands, and permission to trade freely in the surrounding waters; and to ease your concern in doing so, each man of my household has publicly proclaimed the Shahada in front of many witnesses, or if he could not in good faith do so he was released from my service with a purse of silver and my good wishes. For I have taken to heart the story of Gnupa’s paying of the Doge’s Penny, and a lesson therefrom which is different from his: He sought to prevent the state from levying taxes for a quarrel that was none of his own. But I, standing on his shoulders and seeing farther, wish instead to take up that quarrel, and to join the side of it that has never bothered me and mine, but dealt fairly and honorably with us: For it is known that the Prophet himself, praise be upon him, was a merchant of Mecca, and that his successors have always favored trade and those who deal without violence. Therefore, O Sultan, I ask also for a place in your court, to become your advisor in dealing with affairs of the north and of the Christians; for having lived among them all my life, I know much of their ways. And I know, too, that this Ocean, which they call the Indian, must soon deal with their guns, their seafaring ships, their joint-stock companies… and their greed.

This, O Sultan, is my petition; and by this means I hope to protect my house, and these lands which I wish to adopt with all the fervour wherewith we loved Venice, and the freedom of men to give value for value received, into the far future.

But Allah, alone, knows all.
 
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This session was one of ambition and comeuppance.

All of France is in the Holy Roman Empire; this means Brittany's project of reforming the nation of France runs into the constant suspicion of the German dukes, who appreciate their fiefdoms and the decentralized nature of the empire. This knightly army in the west, with its elections and its Consul--what room does it have for the Raubritter? And so whenever a duchy is incorporated, they all lodge their protests and band together, and then are slowly convinced that the wheel turns slowly, and they can turn their attention to other matters. But as a result, Brittany is growing more slowly than the other active powers of the age.

But Brittany is on the coast of the Bay of Biscay, which has a southern shore; Aragon bought Breton help in a previous war against Castille with the province of Viscaya, itself part of the Bourdeaux trade node. In ~1510 the truce with Castille is up (Aragon having already fought another war against it sooner), and Brittany comes back for more.

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Brittany in 1514. The cores are just finishing, bringing overextension from 70% down to 0.

The consul decides to take a big bite. Gascony, Castille's ally which ruled Bordeaux and Labourd, must be annexed to establish a land connection to Viscaya, as a fort in Bordeaux otherwise could keep Breton forces separated. And five provinces from Castille (already severed in two to enlarge Leon, Aragon's vassal) turns the foothold into a full region.

This enrages the Germans, and the Aragonese. Within a few years there is a coalition war, with Denmark and Tyria both answering the Aragonese call (and Xu, our Chinese England played by AI this session, declining the Breton one). The Breton army is nearly a hundred thousand strong--but together the other players can field that much, and the AI armies of the enraged Imperial Dukes number around 300,000. The Emperor, standing by his ally Brittany, has his forces rapidly crushed, and then the war wages across Iberia and France for a few years.

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The Battle of Berry in 1517. I'm not sure why I did this well--I think I would have won it despite being outnumbered ~4-1 if not for the 50k you can see walking in.

Eventually, the war is clearly lost, and the consul accepts a crushing peace. The Iberian territories are returned to Castille and Navarra, and a duke rules over Bordeaux again. When textile manufacturies become possible, a few pop up in the fertile line of farmland that stretches from Nantes to Paris, but the rest were shipped south to Aragon, in the peace deal and the resulting war reparations. But the townsmen of Brittany know their business, and the loans are soon repaid and the armies rebuilt. The vassal dukes failed to pull their weight in the war, and their lands are incorporated into Brittany proper. By 1527, Brittany is back in fighting fit--tho many of the dukes remember their previous conquests and are suspicious of them still. (Losing a coalition war does not 0 out your AE. :( )

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Brittany in 1527. I took this screenshot because I had just succeeded at the 50% manpower mission, and so was ready to rebuild the armies up to forcelimit.

The new consul is a young knight, who came of age during the previous war and has vowed to win it the next time. And so once Aragonese protection of Navarra expires, he declares war on it and reconquers the north and establishes the south--which had expanded at the remade Castille's expense--as a vassal.

Now it is 1537, and there is again a coalition, once again joined by Aragon. Fewer of the Germans are enraged this time, but there are still plenty--Navarra had been added to the Empire, during the previous Breton conquest, and so once again this was expansion that some consider unlawful. (The Emperor is still a staunch Breton ally, overlooking their appetites because of their steadfast support of the imperial system--and that it stay in that family's hands.)

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Player mapmode screenshot in 1537
 
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This session was, in many ways, similar to the last--another coalition war declared by Aragon and lost by Brittany; some expansion regardless, most notably the duke of Greater Viennois was somehow not in the HRE and thus willing to accept a vassalization, and then rapidly fed much of the land in southern France.

The colonizers continue to expand. With only three of them, the world is large enough for them to generally have peace--their only wars have been fixing their overenthusiastic subordinates expanding in unplanned ways. The Mediterranean is now nearly completely controlled by players--without AI to expand into, will they fight each other?

Bohemia becomes the first Protestant elector, unable to resist the centers of Reformation in Scandinavia. Stormclouds loom over the Holy Roman Empire.

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Player mapmode screenshot in 1570
 
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