And on the Eight Day, God Covered His Face in Shame

[Kazmir]

And on the Eight Day, God Covered His Face in Shame​

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<Under construction, obviously>​

This will be my (possibly pathetic ) attempt at comedy, telling the story of the Spartenos family hailing from Naples. Feel free to laugh!

Can't remember the settings and such, but DVIP is being used, possibly with some minor modifications.

 

[Kazmir]

Sergios II ”Junior” Spartenos: Oh dad, you're home!

Sergios I Spartenos: Yes...​

Junior: So how was she? And what happened to your eye?
Sergios: Well eh... I think she didn't really enjoy the vulgar joke I made about her name as we first met...

”Junior” rubbed his forehead, imitating pain.
Junior: Ouch, you sure have a way with women. What was she called?
​

Sergios: Maria Anundsdottir - you don't want to hear the joke...
Junior: Right. Ohh, but I'm so sorry for you. I sooooo wanted you to be happy again with a woman and all!
Sergios: Yeah about that... we sort of, uhm... Listen son, I'm a married man now.

Sergios fell on his knees and reached towards the ceiling with his arms.
Sergios: And I am doomed!​

Junior: Now hold on... what? How did you do it? Besides, a marriage can't be that bad. I mean I know you and mom didn't really get along before she left you for that jester, but still.

Sergios looked at his son and sighed.
Sergios: Son you don't understand, let me...​

Junior: Yeah yeah, sure he was a midget – with a hunchback, and his eyes were a bit weird... but that doesn't make you any less of a man dad!
Sergios: Shut up Junior!
Junior: ...
Sergios: It's not the marriage part... it's something else.
Junior: Better you tell me how it all happened then.
Sergios: Well, you see there were plenty of suitors present and I really felt inferior among all of their achievements, medals, titles, land and wealth... you get the drill.
Junior: So you just got wasted?
Sergios: Oh I wish I was that sensible! Of course, certain liquid substances might have played part in what I did.

Junior: I'm getting real nervous here dad!​

Sergios: Well after the joke I kind of introduced myself as the King of Italy... She became real nice towards me when I told her I live in a five-storey mansion with a yacht parked outside...

Junior: ...​

Sergios: …and that there's a Jacuzzi in my bedroom.

 

[Enewald]

Early invention of Jacuzzi?

 

[unmerged(231823)]

Quite the situation there.:rofl:

 

[Qorten]

You're not continuing your Cyprus AAR?

 

[iain_a_wilson]

Alcohol's an evil thing and can lead to all sorts of trouble with the fairer sex. Although I've never tried the whole "King of Italy" thing.

 

[Kazmir]

You're not continuing your Cyprus AAR?

Actually, I am. I simply have a serious problem with putting ideas into action without hesitation or properly thinking through. My apologies for my volatile and constantly shifting interests for you all who started following. o

It simply happens to be closer to my heart and I can definitely say this was a half-hearted attempt that failed to keep up to my interest. Besides, no matter how much I love to read comedy it doesn't feel like the style for me.

 

[iain_a_wilson]

That's a shame, but I suppose it's better that something ends at this early stage rather than later on when you've got millions of readers and we're all dying to know what's going to happen next!

What of your next project?

 

[Kazmir]

That's a shame, but I suppose it's better that something ends at this early stage rather than later on when you've got millions of readers and we're all dying to know what's going to happen next!

What of your next project?

I am going to go back to my old AAR: From Cyprus They Rose.

I originally put it on hold when they released Victoria 2, but found it somewhat boring to write AARs for compared to CK's character driven world.

 

[iain_a_wilson]

Cool - I'll check it out!

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