Dark Times in the South Seas
Difficulty: Normal
Aggression: Furious
Scenario: 1936
This is my first AAR, so let's see how it goes. Nothing here is historically accurate of course, so don't expect that. The goal is to make Australia a right-wing autocratic empire.
Chapter I (1936-1937)
Jan 1, on the golf course.
Isaacs: Ah, there you are Joseph. Wanted to talk to you for a bit. Got a few ideas to run by you.
Lyons: Of course.
Isaacs: *swings and hits the ball* Have you been following the events in Europe for the past few years?
Lyons: The general course of things, and the various policies of the British government, yes.
Isaacs: But have you followed the rise to power of Germany and Italy? You see the future there, do you not? The age of soft government and petty bickering is over. It is indeed the time for strong men once more.
Lyons: Errr...
Isaacs: I have orders here for you to distribute. The pathetically weak garrisons are to be disbanded at once. Contact Ford and tell them I want new production facilities, and tell De Havilland that we'll need some of these new aircraft carriers that are the terrors of the sea. Got that?
Lyons: Well, umm...
Isaacs: Good, and I want to see some economic growth along the east coast. Let's work out some tax incentives and so forth. Ruling an empire will take a much greater capacity.
Lyons: Empire, sir?
Isaacs: That's right. Oh, yes, I have some constitutional changes to work out as well. *swings again* Great day for golf, isn't it?
Lyons: *looks stunned*
March 30, in Isaacs office.
Parkhill: Sir?
Isaacs: Yes, do come in.
Parkhill: I have the reports you wanted on the state of our, err, war efforts.
Isaacs: And?
Parkhill: Ford Motors has built the industrial advances you requested. We have secured funding from America to fund them.
Isaacs: America? Hmm...perhaps they will be useful after all.
Parkhill: Also, the British and French governments have sent along some new designs they've been working on.
Isaacs: Did they? Well, quite a bonus. Very good, you know Richard Williams?
Parkhill: Of course, sir.
Isaacs: Tell him to work out some new air force plans, we'll need them if we're to assault Japan itself.
Parkhill: Japan?
Isaacs: Oh, err...nevermind that. Off you go.
April 23, in a hallway.
Lyons: Sir.
Isaacs: What? What is it, I'm late for dinner as is.
Lyons: About those constitutional changes you wanted. It seems it has caused quite a scandal in the parliament.
Isaacs: Hmm...Are they speaking of armed rebellion?
Lyons: What? Umm...no, sir, they simply...
Isaacs: Its no concern then, ignore them.
June 20, in the locker room.
Pearce: Got a minute there, sir?
Isaacs: Sure George, was about to take a bit of a swim.
Pearce: We just got word that Italy's taken over all of Ethiopia.
Isaacs: Ah, just as I thought, a new age of Empires is rising. Best not to be left out of it.
Pearce: Right sir, and speaking of that, I've heard that de Havilland has completed a new model of those air carriers you wanted.
Isaacs: Excellent. I knew our hardy folk wouldn't let me down. Set de Havilland to working on a newer model, I'm still not happy with the final design.
Pearce: Yes, sir, have a good swim.
August 13, in Isaacs office.
Lyons: Sir?
Isaacs: Ah, yes, come in Lyons. I hear there's quite an uproar in the parliament today.
Lyons: Yes, the opposition is attacking our policies, saying they are un-Australian and...
Isaacs: Non-sense. Non-australian, what a daft notion. Look here, how serious is it?
Lyons: Some of our social conservatives are joining them.
Isaacs: Alright, well. Here's what we do, I'm taking over the title Governor General of Australia. Parliament will meet according to my wishes. Tell Lavarack to kick those bums out of our building, we'll find something useful to do with it. Perhaps waste disposal or sewage treatment.
Lyons: But...
Isaacs: Hurry on then, no sense in dwadling.
Lyons: Umm..Also, about Spain...
Isaacs: Spain?
Lyons: Yes, it appears a fascist revolution has started a civil war.
Isaacs: I see. Well, I have no doubt the fascists will triumph. Republican Spain is weak, and ruled by weak men.
Lyons: Oh, and...we got a new set of designs from England and France.
Isaacs: Excellent, send them along. Thank goodness they pay no attention whatsoever to us.
Lyons: And Williams has nearly completed those air doctrines you wanted?
Isaacs: Send them along to the air force and...let me see. Oh yes, tell Ford Motors we need some new agricultural techniques. Ruling an empire requires a healthy, and larger, population.
Lyons: Umm...yes, sir.
Oct 10, in the dining room.
McLachlan: Thank you for the invitation, sir.
Isaacs: Of course, what is it you wanted to speak of.
McLachlan: First off, we have secured new designs from our "allies". They apparently still do not suspect our goals.
Isaacs: I figured as much.
McLachlan: Also, the air carrier designs you wanted are finished, but our research indicates they remain inferior to Japans, and we lack the industry to outproduce Japan.
Isaacs: The Japanese are no match for Australian wit. Tell de Havilland to keep working on it. Not too bright, is he?
McLachlan: In his defense, sir, at the start of this year, our most advance aircraft carrier was a canoe filled with paper airplanes.
Isaacs: True. My predecessors were quite inept.
McLachlan: And unambitious. Also of note, Canadian and South African officials have been contacting members of your government. I believe they have suspicions of our plans.
Isaacs: Hmm. Keep an eye on it, they could prove most dangerous. Now, have you seen the latest cricket scores?
Nov 18, on an army base.
Isaacs: John, this army is a disgrace. Obsolete equipment, understaffed. Absolutely disasterous.
Lavarack: Sir, without any additional funding...
Isaacs: A poor excuse, poor excuse indeed.
Lavarack: Well, a number of recent advances may improve the situation.
Isaacs: Indeed?
Lavarack: England sent a number of new designs for weapons that could greatly strengthen and advance our forces. Additionally, Ford has completed a new set of agricultural techniques that could free up men for the forces.
Isaacs: Ah, and...hold on.
Patterson: *running up* Sir, I've just received word, the New Zealand and Canadian diplomats have managed to convince our administration to relax the restrictions on newspapers that were implemented a few months ago.
Isaacs; Can't we reverse it?
Patterson: The lever won't budge....I mean, no, it would be too risky for us.
Isaacs: Well, let them talk all they want to, its not as if they can do anything to stop us. Lavarack, next inspection I expect improvements.
Jan 1, 1937, in Isaacs office.
Isaacs: Ah, Lyons, you're looking even paler than usual.
Lyons: Yes, sir. I have a number of reports for you.
Isaacs: You're going to get an ulcer worrying like that. Continue.
Lyons: The industrial incentives you proposed have worked, and a number of new manufacturing sites are completed along the east coast. Also, deHavilland has completed yet another carrier design.
Isaacs: Yes, I've seen the schematics. He's getting quite good at it. Look, tell Bostock that we need some new air policies for carrier-based planes. Rather useless without the right technique.
Lyons: Yes, sir. Also, South African diplomats are continuing to interfere with our government.
Isaacs: Alright, that does it. They want interference. We will, from here out, be more invertentionist. I've had enough of their obnoxious behavior.
Lyons: Yes, sir...that's all.
Isaacs: You may go then.
Difficulty: Normal
Aggression: Furious
Scenario: 1936
This is my first AAR, so let's see how it goes. Nothing here is historically accurate of course, so don't expect that. The goal is to make Australia a right-wing autocratic empire.
Chapter I (1936-1937)
Jan 1, on the golf course.
Isaacs: Ah, there you are Joseph. Wanted to talk to you for a bit. Got a few ideas to run by you.
Lyons: Of course.
Isaacs: *swings and hits the ball* Have you been following the events in Europe for the past few years?
Lyons: The general course of things, and the various policies of the British government, yes.
Isaacs: But have you followed the rise to power of Germany and Italy? You see the future there, do you not? The age of soft government and petty bickering is over. It is indeed the time for strong men once more.
Lyons: Errr...
Isaacs: I have orders here for you to distribute. The pathetically weak garrisons are to be disbanded at once. Contact Ford and tell them I want new production facilities, and tell De Havilland that we'll need some of these new aircraft carriers that are the terrors of the sea. Got that?
Lyons: Well, umm...
Isaacs: Good, and I want to see some economic growth along the east coast. Let's work out some tax incentives and so forth. Ruling an empire will take a much greater capacity.
Lyons: Empire, sir?
Isaacs: That's right. Oh, yes, I have some constitutional changes to work out as well. *swings again* Great day for golf, isn't it?
Lyons: *looks stunned*
March 30, in Isaacs office.
Parkhill: Sir?
Isaacs: Yes, do come in.
Parkhill: I have the reports you wanted on the state of our, err, war efforts.
Isaacs: And?
Parkhill: Ford Motors has built the industrial advances you requested. We have secured funding from America to fund them.
Isaacs: America? Hmm...perhaps they will be useful after all.
Parkhill: Also, the British and French governments have sent along some new designs they've been working on.
Isaacs: Did they? Well, quite a bonus. Very good, you know Richard Williams?
Parkhill: Of course, sir.
Isaacs: Tell him to work out some new air force plans, we'll need them if we're to assault Japan itself.
Parkhill: Japan?
Isaacs: Oh, err...nevermind that. Off you go.
April 23, in a hallway.
Lyons: Sir.
Isaacs: What? What is it, I'm late for dinner as is.
Lyons: About those constitutional changes you wanted. It seems it has caused quite a scandal in the parliament.
Isaacs: Hmm...Are they speaking of armed rebellion?
Lyons: What? Umm...no, sir, they simply...
Isaacs: Its no concern then, ignore them.
June 20, in the locker room.
Pearce: Got a minute there, sir?
Isaacs: Sure George, was about to take a bit of a swim.
Pearce: We just got word that Italy's taken over all of Ethiopia.
Isaacs: Ah, just as I thought, a new age of Empires is rising. Best not to be left out of it.
Pearce: Right sir, and speaking of that, I've heard that de Havilland has completed a new model of those air carriers you wanted.
Isaacs: Excellent. I knew our hardy folk wouldn't let me down. Set de Havilland to working on a newer model, I'm still not happy with the final design.
Pearce: Yes, sir, have a good swim.
August 13, in Isaacs office.
Lyons: Sir?
Isaacs: Ah, yes, come in Lyons. I hear there's quite an uproar in the parliament today.
Lyons: Yes, the opposition is attacking our policies, saying they are un-Australian and...
Isaacs: Non-sense. Non-australian, what a daft notion. Look here, how serious is it?
Lyons: Some of our social conservatives are joining them.
Isaacs: Alright, well. Here's what we do, I'm taking over the title Governor General of Australia. Parliament will meet according to my wishes. Tell Lavarack to kick those bums out of our building, we'll find something useful to do with it. Perhaps waste disposal or sewage treatment.
Lyons: But...
Isaacs: Hurry on then, no sense in dwadling.
Lyons: Umm..Also, about Spain...
Isaacs: Spain?
Lyons: Yes, it appears a fascist revolution has started a civil war.
Isaacs: I see. Well, I have no doubt the fascists will triumph. Republican Spain is weak, and ruled by weak men.
Lyons: Oh, and...we got a new set of designs from England and France.
Isaacs: Excellent, send them along. Thank goodness they pay no attention whatsoever to us.
Lyons: And Williams has nearly completed those air doctrines you wanted?
Isaacs: Send them along to the air force and...let me see. Oh yes, tell Ford Motors we need some new agricultural techniques. Ruling an empire requires a healthy, and larger, population.
Lyons: Umm...yes, sir.
Oct 10, in the dining room.
McLachlan: Thank you for the invitation, sir.
Isaacs: Of course, what is it you wanted to speak of.
McLachlan: First off, we have secured new designs from our "allies". They apparently still do not suspect our goals.
Isaacs: I figured as much.
McLachlan: Also, the air carrier designs you wanted are finished, but our research indicates they remain inferior to Japans, and we lack the industry to outproduce Japan.
Isaacs: The Japanese are no match for Australian wit. Tell de Havilland to keep working on it. Not too bright, is he?
McLachlan: In his defense, sir, at the start of this year, our most advance aircraft carrier was a canoe filled with paper airplanes.
Isaacs: True. My predecessors were quite inept.
McLachlan: And unambitious. Also of note, Canadian and South African officials have been contacting members of your government. I believe they have suspicions of our plans.
Isaacs: Hmm. Keep an eye on it, they could prove most dangerous. Now, have you seen the latest cricket scores?
Nov 18, on an army base.
Isaacs: John, this army is a disgrace. Obsolete equipment, understaffed. Absolutely disasterous.
Lavarack: Sir, without any additional funding...
Isaacs: A poor excuse, poor excuse indeed.
Lavarack: Well, a number of recent advances may improve the situation.
Isaacs: Indeed?
Lavarack: England sent a number of new designs for weapons that could greatly strengthen and advance our forces. Additionally, Ford has completed a new set of agricultural techniques that could free up men for the forces.
Isaacs: Ah, and...hold on.
Patterson: *running up* Sir, I've just received word, the New Zealand and Canadian diplomats have managed to convince our administration to relax the restrictions on newspapers that were implemented a few months ago.
Isaacs; Can't we reverse it?
Patterson: The lever won't budge....I mean, no, it would be too risky for us.
Isaacs: Well, let them talk all they want to, its not as if they can do anything to stop us. Lavarack, next inspection I expect improvements.
Jan 1, 1937, in Isaacs office.
Isaacs: Ah, Lyons, you're looking even paler than usual.
Lyons: Yes, sir. I have a number of reports for you.
Isaacs: You're going to get an ulcer worrying like that. Continue.
Lyons: The industrial incentives you proposed have worked, and a number of new manufacturing sites are completed along the east coast. Also, deHavilland has completed yet another carrier design.
Isaacs: Yes, I've seen the schematics. He's getting quite good at it. Look, tell Bostock that we need some new air policies for carrier-based planes. Rather useless without the right technique.
Lyons: Yes, sir. Also, South African diplomats are continuing to interfere with our government.
Isaacs: Alright, that does it. They want interference. We will, from here out, be more invertentionist. I've had enough of their obnoxious behavior.
Lyons: Yes, sir...that's all.
Isaacs: You may go then.