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In 1419 the princebishopric of Cologne was one of those fragmented countries in present-day Germany, which was nominally a part of the Holy Roman Empire, known from Wari Bana's other AAR. This HRE was neither holy, Roman, nor was it an empire, but that's a different story. Let's suffise to say a red line on the religious map demarcated it's borders and he who was emperor could move his armies freely within it's boundaries for as long as he was at war.

Cologne was allied to the equally fragmented People's Republic of Mainz, and together they held five provinces. For Cologne these were the adjoining Cisrhenum provinces of Koeln and Trier, and the Transrhenish province of Westfalen. Chief Commander and Supreme Leader of the small state was His Holyness, Dietrich von Mors, a somewhat obscure historic figure who had gained sovereignty over the Episcopate through bribes and bullying. His family had gained great wealth by developing and commercializing the well-known brand of consecrated breakfast cereal "Papal Pops". (The slogan "Papal Pops will take you straight to heaven!" was changed to the more neutral "Papal Pops - Better than a Crusade" after a food poisoning scandal, which nearly cost the von Mors' their wealth and good name.)

Von Mors was a man of vision, and he immediately recognised the problems Cologne was going to face would it want to develop into a regional power, no longer at the will of foreign Emperors or - God forbid - the French. Cologne lacked a harbour to trade with more interesting people than the boring Europeans, she lacked territorial unity, which, admittedly, could be seen as a plus in some cases, but was a thorne in the eye of any self-conscious nationalist (or episcopalist, if you will). Furthermore she lacked strong allies who were not equally handicapped and fragmented. And perhaps the most important: her citizens lacked an ideology that spurred them to world conquest.
All von Mors could do was wait.
 
i'd like to see what you can do with a tiny principality on the edge of Germany.

Good luck! :D
 
The Westrhine provinces and the Northrhine provinces were separated from each other by the alliance of Cleves and Berg, who were coherent in their punity. Cleves in particular was a one province minor in the shape of a bridge over the Rhine. Attacking and annexing it would be desastrous for our reputation so we had von Mörs blackmail them into submission in the form of military access.
To the west of Cologne lay the French lands. The Burgundians and the English fought the Dauphin over the crown of France in a series of wars. The rise of Burgundy as a dutch power forced Gelderland to mingle with West German affairs. Much against our will they hijacked the Berg-Cleves alliance, without von Mörs even noticing it.

When the peasants in Munster revolted from Bremen and decided to join the more liberal state of Hannover, von Mörs had had it with waiting. And just as he was preparing his armies for battle, the Mecklenburg allaince with Bremen and Holstein attacked them from the North. The ensuing conflict was so complicated and chaotic that it could only end with the collapse of the Hannoverian government which netted Cologne the province of... Hannover... They would surely not forgive us for this and would have to be more thouroughly subdued in a future war.

In the mean time von Mörs was given money to suck up to the Bremen-Holstein alliance after the betrayal of Mecklenburg. But despite diverse personal gifts the folks in Bremen joined of all alliances the Gelderland one.

Around 1450 our allies from Mainz asked for assistance against Hesse, who were conveniently allied to Hannover, who we wished to incorporate into the Transrhenum protectorate. After another bloody war, after the dramatic intervention of Friedrich of Saxony, and his incapacitation for battle, Hannover was vassalized and stripped from Munster and Hesse ceded Darmstad for alliance peace.

In the West Burgundy was threateningly big, and rich as they hald both the tradecenters of Lyon and Flandres. England still held on to Normandy and Paris, but the French seemed to cope. We had a royal marriage with them and mutual access, but von Mörs was ordered not to choose side in the conflict.
 
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Cologne is in alliance with Mainz and Hannover.
 
You're sure heading off at great speed! Nice to see you lead a German minor to grand victory...I always wondered how one'd do just that :) im on it!