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Ermine Avarice
A Brittany AAR​

Welcome to Ermine Avarice, an AAR that's I've been tentatively working on for nearly half a year now. I want to present a plausible world and maintain some tension throughout the game, so I will adhere to a couple of simple
In order to present a more plausible narrative and to maintain some sort of challenge throughout the game, I will adhere to a couple of house rules. I also reserve the right to mod the game to enhance the narrative potential(most likely to make colonial revolters more realistic and viable).

1) No annexing of Christian* territory in Europe without a valid CB for that province.
Exceptions: i)The province is an island with a smaller total population than my capitol province.
ii) I intend to sell it or give it away to someone else.
iii) It connects our lands.
iv) The owner has gone out of their way to annoy me.
* If I should decide to take the proper National Idea, the definition of Christian is greatly narrowed.

1b) Vassalisations will follow the same rules, but exception iv) carries more weight. Furthermore, diplomatic annexation of a forced vassal is forbidden without a mission.

2) There is no huge continent to the West until you reach China. This is a fact until someone proves me wrong.


My objectives in this campaign are, in order of ascending importance:
Survive as an independent nation past December 6 1491, and as a country past 4 August 1532(Historically, Brittany was forced into a Personal Union under France Dec 6 1491 and incorporated fully into the French Crown 4 August 1532)
Become a second-rate power, defined as such by being able to resist attacks on mainland Brittany by larger neighbours.
Become a great power, defined as such by an ability to shape the world internationally and successfully wage colonial wars against other great powers.
Burn Paris.

I have no prior AAR-making experience, so I’ll probably be writing however I feel like, but preliminary outlines suggest this will mainly be a narrative story, interspersed with historical overviews to keep you up-to-date with what is happening in the world and numerous screenshots.

Naturally, any comments and suggestions on my writing style, linguistic competence and game strategy are warmly welcomed, and rewarded with awesomefaces.
 
Act 1: No Coin Like a Traitor's Coin
A Conqueror at Peace
Nantes, October 8th 1400

It wasn‘t right. There were too few guests, the coffin was too cheap and the cart too bland. Lesser men had died with far more pomp and circumstance than Duke John V of Brittany, thought Sklaer de Beaudiez as he watched the funeral procession make its way through the streets of modest Nantes. He had been present at the funeral of Pope Urban, who had done nothing to quench the fires of war in Europe, but all the great kings of Christianity had paid their respects with word and goods. Kings had attended the procession and onlookers had filled the streets of Rome which, even after so many years of decline, still maintained its venerable grandeur. It was a world of difference from Nantes, where the only foreign dignitaries were a small lord from Kent, a count of Lower Burgundy and a French knight who claimed to be a cousin of both the King of France and the Holy Roman Emperor(six and seven times removed, respectively).

Even the weather didn‘t care for old John. The clouds were heavy and dark, and a faint spray hung in the air, just enough to annoy, but not enough to call real rain. He deserves better, de Beaudiez thought bitterly. He deserved all the fanfare of a deceased Emperor. Even surrounded as he was by greater powers, “greater” men, he had maneuvered his mediocre duchy out of the devastating Franco-English wars and been declared a neutral player by both sides. I deserve better.

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John V of House de Dreux(Jean IV to the French, Yann IV to the Bretons), Duke of Brittany, passed away at the age of 61, leaving his realm to his 10-year-old son John VI.

The ships had arrived two days ago, returning from the war against Liege and flying black sails. It had been a stupid thing to do, sailing off to Burgundy to aid Duke Philip in a war against a small Imperial archbishopric, but John had been adamant in “fulfilling my duty as an ally and friend to the end.” He had even refused to simply appoint a younger man as a captain and send him to lead the army, claiming that the Duke of Burgundy might be insulted to meet a man of low stature. Then he was off.

“God’s ways can seem cruel,” mused a voice beside him. Padrig de Malestroit was of an age with de Beaudiez, but had been serving as chancellor for Duke John for more than twenty years.

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“Thirty years, was it? Since you and the Duke had last seen each other?”

“Twenty-seven years,” answered de Beaudiez, watching mud stick to the wheels of the cart carrying his late friend.

“Twenty-seven years,” sighed de Malestroit. “Twenty-seven years apart, only a single day together. A cruel jape indeed.”

De Beaudiez did not answer. ‘Don’t worry, I’m as hale as a horse!’ John had told him when he left, but he had returned stale as a corpse.

“He always loved you dearly, monsieur de Beaudiez,” de Malestroit continued after a moment’s pause, “He read every one of your letters, and often.”

“I know.”

They had entered the church by this time and the Archbishop was making his way to the podium when de Malestroit asked in a quiet voice: “I assume you have heard that he dictated a new will while on campaign?”

“I’ve heard as much,” de Beaudiez muttered back.

“He has named you Treasurer of the realm and Lord Regent.”

This was something de Beaudiez did not know. He almost gawped at the chancellor before he could stop himself. He tried to adopt an expression of neutrality and failed. He was no politician. He was no ruler. He was a traveller, a trader of curiosities!

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“I-I… How do you know this?” de Beaudiez stammered. Word that Duke John had written a new will in Burgundy had spread fast and rumours abound as to the contents, but the real words had not been published yet.

De Malestroit raised a single eyebrow at de Beaudiez. “Being the Duke’s chancellor has certain benefits,” he drawled. “Captain Similien handed it to me immediately the day before yesterday. I must say I was quite surprised, but it bears the Duke’s genuine signature as well as those of witnesses Philip of Burgundy and the mayor of Antwerp.”

De Beaudiez, Duke Regent of Brittany and Lord Treasurer? He was dumbstruck. His head was full of wool. Was this some sort of a joke? How could John trust him with the running of his duchy when they had barely spoken for almost three decades? “I cannot accept. I cannot run a duchy. I cannot be both a Regent and Lord Treasurer!”

“By his words, he seems quite confident in your abilities. You shall have ample support and are to appoint a chief assistant for your Treasury duties. I recommend Artur d’Angennes, a graduate of the University of Paris with a good head for numbers. I shall introduce you later,” de Malestroit said while feigning interest in the long, droning Latin of the Archbishop.

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As he glanced at de Beaudiez, he seemed to catch a glimpse of his thoughts. “I don’t think the late Duke was thinking of your administrative abilities when he put your name to paper, my lord,” My Lord? Already? “He was thinking of your unique experience, your capacity for innovation. That is what we need if we ever want to become more than just a shithole in the corner of France.” He turned back to the old archbishop.

“I don’t even know the boy.” Little John, about to be Duke John VI of Brittany, was only ten years old and the two had only met briefly.

“He has been raised on stories of your travels. He idolizes you, and I think he will be most receptive of your guidance. You will get along famously.”

De Beaudiez sighed. There was no getting out of this. “Very well. God have mercy.” He sighed, just as the Archbishop fell silent at last.

“Amen,” said de Malestroit, and everyone else in the church.
 
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A New Game

The Reign of Duke John V of Brittany ended on October 4th 1400 as he died in the Channel, sailing back to Brittany after the Burgundian Conquest of Liege.

His inscrutable decision to name his childhood friend, Sklaer de Beaudiez, Lord Regent to rule in his stead until his son, John VI, would reach majority, despite barely having spoken to him for nearly three decades, had immediate and dramatic effect throughout the small country. The nobility immediately resented de Beaudiez, for he was only a small lord from Rennes’s third son, the clergy disliked him for his habit of keeping non-Christians, especially Jews, in his retinue, and many of the common folk felt that he was an outsider after having spent such a long time abroad.

It was within the ranks of the merchants and shopkeepers that he found his support, and he invested a sizeable part of his considerable wealth, gathered through years of trade and war profiteering in Italy, the Roman Empire and Germany, to make Brittany a center of commerce. He also sponsored numerous Breton merchants to install themselves in the great trading hubs of Europe, such as Antwerp and Lübeck. His policies would allow Breton traders to expand over the following decades their dominance over Northern European trade to the Italian trading ports of Genoa and Venice, and even to Alexandria. Only the disputes with the Imperial trading cities during the middle of the 15th century would be able to damage this hegemony.

While the exact circumstances allowing the Bretons to garner such great economical influence are difficult to understand, the reason for de Beaudiez’s focus on trade is more easily gleaned. At the beginning of the 15th century, Brittany is poor, sparsely populated and surrounded by larger and far more powerful neighbours, two of which are very interested in adding the duchy to their kingdoms.

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The Iberian Kingdoms, too, have been known to meddle in French affairs.

The duchy is squeezed between the kingdoms of France and England, both of whom are still embroiled in the Hundred Years War and both of whom are very interested in bending ‘Little Britain’ to their will. Brittany’s survival has been achieved so far by playing the two factions against each other and by securing friendships with the powerful Duke of Burgundy and the King of Aragon, neither of which wants to see a powerful French King, even though the Duchy of Burgundy is nominally a part of the Kingdom of France.

Brittany is also isolated culturally. While the nobility is largely French, the people are Bretons, a Celtic culture which has been diminishing since Roman times. In 1400, Celtic-cultured people were predominant only in Brittany, Cornwall, Wales and Ireland. The King of England already counted Wales and Cornwall as a part of his kingdom and had lately been expressing a desire to conquer the fractured states of Ireland as well.

The regency for Duke John VI, while considered the first step in the waning power of the aristocracy in Brittany, was still fairly competent in strengthening the dynasty at the time, organizing several royal marriages with many of the more influential ruling families of Europe.

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However, Brittany’s desperate need for powerful friends in the face of imposing enemies would lead to her taking desperate measures to ensure the stability and integrity of her allies, often at great expense to Breton lives. Not the least of these was the Swiss-Burgundian War and Breton involvement in the Spanish Wars.
 
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This should be fun to watch. Good luck and try to survive!

Hey, if France implodes, do you have the decision to form it? That would be pretty cool :D
 
The Holy Roman Quagmire
Bern, June 15th 1403

“Why?” asked Franҫois Rohan, doing his best to infuse every single phoneme with the utter incredulity that filled him. He looked again at the letter, disbelieving every word.

“His Highness is confident that you will be able to withstand the attack using the superior terrain and the city fortifications,” replied Sir Gui d’Abonde carefully, standing stiffly in the middle of the spacious office Rohan had commandeered for his use.

Rohan rubbed the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily. He had been pursuing this campaign for nearly a year now, fighting a stupid, pointless war on behalf of an idiotic ally. What had started as a Burgundian invasion of the county of Hainaut had exploded into a storm of confused warfare. Switzerland, Lorraine and Holland had all come to the aid of old Count Albert, as well as several lesser princes of the Empire who were too distant to contribute meaningfully. Duke Philippe of Burgundy had been mishandling the war quite fantastically so far. The Lorrainian army, smallest of the three countries that shared a border with Burgundy, had been crushed by a vastly greater host, which then wasted months by starving out the cities of Metz and Nancy, leaving only a small force to contend with the far more dangerous armies of Switzerland and Holland.

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The Swiss-Burgundian War, also called the Burgundian Conquest of Hainaut, quickly exploded into confused fighting throughout the Duchy of Burgundy.

So far, he had received news that the Dutch had pushed south far enough to set siege to the former Hainautian seat of Mons, and that Metz had finally fallen to the Burgundians, but it was the Swiss who concerned him. With the Burgundian army occupied elsewhere, it had fallen on Rohan’s shoulders to defend Upper Burgundy from the Swiss, who had at least twice as many soldiers as he did. Rohan didn’t even have cavalry, for God’s sake. Still, he had been able to capitalize on the Swiss decision to split their army up to siege several cities in the absence of the Burgundian army and capture a couple thousand Swiss men-at-arms. Duke Philippe had only marched south last autumn to assist in the defence of his capital region, and even then he only scared the Swiss away from Dijon to Charolles before investing Freiburg, where he promptly lost a third of his force to harsh winter snows and failed assaults. The distraction had allowed the Breton captain to invest the Swiss capitol of Bern, however, which finally struck its flags in the June heat.

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Bern finally surrendered after the populace starved for months under Breton siege, with no word of relief.

This, understandably, upset the Swiss. Rohan’s scouts informed him that Charolles and Besançon had fallen to the remaining Swiss contingent in Upper Burgundy and were now marching on the Bretons to retake Bern, in addition to an equal force marching from the east. The Bretons were boxed in. Rohan therefore sent an urgent plea for aid to Philip. He got one knight, the one now standing before him.

“What fortifications? The ones we just pulled down to take the town?” Rohan blustered, “Besides, the townsfolk will turn on us the moment they see a Swiss pikeman on the horizon!”

“You still have the high ground.”

“High ground will only get me so far! Now if the Duke were to send me a third of his forces we could defend Bern and continue the siege of Freiburg. Better yet, send the northern army down here and we can win this war in a couple of weeks!”

“His Highness has informed me that he needs every man to hold the siege.”

“What about the cavalry? Surely he can spare a few knights? What if the Swiss show up with cavalry and we have none?”

“His Highness has informed me that Swiss cavalry is an oxymoron.”

“Has His Highness informed you that he is a blundering buffoon?” snarled Rohan, throwing the letter into the smouldering fireplace.

“I am afraid not, my lord. Do you wish me to enlighten him?” replied Sir Gui, without the slightest hint of sarcasm, but Rohan could not tell whether he was genuinely polite or just good at hiding his humour.

“If only you could,” he muttered, “No. But tell him that the Swiss are going to be masters of their capitol again before long, and that if we are thrown out of Switzerland, we are not like to want to return.”

“Your message shall be delivered, my lord.”

“And tell him not to go further into Swiss territory before seeing to his supply lines. Really, it’s like he’s trying to lose this war. Now get going. The scouts estimate the Swiss to arrive in less than a week.”

To Gui’s credit, he knew how to follow orders. He bowed and exited the office, leaving the captain alone to brood. He did not remain so for long, however, as there was a knock on the door and a page peeked his head in.

“My lord? A Swiss envoy has arrived and wishes for an audience.”

Rohan gestured wearily and the page was replaced by a slight man, wearing subdued clothing still spattered with the dirt and grime of travel, flanked by a pair of Rohan’s bodyguards.

Mein Herr,” he began, “I have the honour of delivering to you a letter from Der Tagsatzung.” He withdrew a roll of parchment from a cylinder at his side and handed it to one of the guards, who delivered it into Francois’s hands. He broke the seal and read it with a reawakening sense of absolute incredulity.

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The Swiss, even after the capture of Bern, did not view Brittany as a serious threat.

I am surrounded by fools, he thought miserably.

“Do you really expect me to empty the entire ducal treasury and isolate ourselves diplomatically in order to cease hostilities?” he asked the courier, “You may not have noticed, but we hold your capitol! Not the other way around!

“I-I-I’m j-just… just the m-messenger, my lord!” squeaked the young man, staring at Rohan with wide eyes. The captain wondered for a moment why he seemed so afraid before he realised he had been shouting. He was also standing. He had also drawn his sword. He was also still quite furious.

“Be glad that I do not burn this city to the ground for this insolence, whelp! I have half a mind to send your head back to show those old farts I mean business!” With the last sword he brought his sword down on the open parchment, cleaving the insult in two and getting the blade stuck in the wood underneath. To his satisfaction, the courier’s face had turned sickly pale. “Get out of here, you insolent bastard.”

To his surprise, the courier twitched but didn’t make for the door, but he looked like he desperately wanted to.

“Wh-wh-what… what is y-y-y-our… your rep-p-ply, my l-l… my lord-“

“GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!” roared Rohan, and the messenger’s fear finally overcame him. He bolted for the door and the captain enjoyed listening to his hurried footsteps grow fainter down the hall outside. The two soldiers quietly exited after him.

Francois slumped down in his seat and sighed. That had been a completely useless display of dramatics, but it certainly lifted his spirits a little. He eyed his sword. Such treatment only damaged the blade. After brooding for a few moments, he finally stood up, reclaimed his sword and ventured out of his office. The mansion he had claimed as his command centre belonged to some rich noble who had fled the city before the Bretons arrived. The ceilings were high and the walls lined with paintings, many of various ancestors of varying levels of obscurity.

As he walked out the front doors, however, he was reminded of why he had chosen this building. It was located at the top of a hill and commanded a view of nearly the entire town. Only the cathedral reached higher to the sky. Too bad he wouldn’t get a chance to take advantage of it.

“So what’s the plan, sir?” asked Erwan de Tromelin, Rohan’s lieutenant, who had appeared before him.

“Muster the troops. We have an appointment with the Swiss in the field.”
 
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A Britanny AAR is not something we see quite alot, I will follow. Good luck! :)

I'll need it, thank you.

This should be fun to watch. Good luck and try to survive!

Hey, if France implodes, do you have the decision to form it? That would be pretty cool :D

In my first proper game of EU3, I spent four centuries trying to bring France down and they always bounced back up. Now my hatred of the French runs far too deep for me to ever form their decrepit nation. But yes, Brittany actually does have the decision to form France, but due to the house-rules, I am unlikely to ever fulfill the province requirements.

Yes , but it sucks as you're not in the french culture group

i'll follow
Yay!
 
Nice start. :)
 
Mercenary Work​
Nantes, January 4th, 1404

“They don’t have the right!” complained young Duke John VI, throwing himself in a soft chair.

“Yet we must support them, Your Highness,” replied de Beaudiez, closing the door behind him. They had retreated to John’s private chambers to discuss the newest conundrum thrown their way. The King of Aragon had demanded the support of Brittany in their war against the King of Castille. A war that they themselves had started on grounds that could be called flimsy at best.

“We must? We must? It’s always the must word with you, de Beaudiez!” John had gotten to his feet and pointed sharply at the older man, “It’s always 'you must do this', 'you have to do this'! Then King Martin sends demands! When will people learn I’m the Duke of Brittanny, not some peasant to be pushed around?”

De Beaudiez lowered his head, “I apologize, Your Highness, I forgot myself. The ultimate decision lies with you. I am merely conveying what I believe to be the best decision for the realm.”

“See that you don’t forget again! You are not Lord Regent any longer!”

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The transition of power into the hands of newly-crowned Duke John VI was smooth and unchallenged, although Lord Regent de Beaudiez remained a powerful force within Breton politics.

“Yes, Your Highness.”

John paced angrily about the room while de Beaudiez kept silent, allowing the Duke to calm himself. Finally, he sighed and slumped down into the chair again, “I don’t even understand why he’s calling us. He knows we’re already stuck in one war that’s turned out to be far more difficult than we predicted. I can’t believe Rohan lost Bern to the Swiss. I should have him relieved.”

“Your Highness, I would advise against this. Rohan is the most able captain we have available at the moment, and he is performing as well as could be hoped for his circumstances. Relieving him would solve nothing.”

“But he lost.”

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Rohan's force was chased from Swiss territory, but inflicted several times heavier casualties upon their attackers as they retreated to Burgundian lands.

“He lost against superior numbers of soldiers far more strictly trained than our own levies. He should be commended for causing as much damage as he did, while protecting the lives of his own.”

“But this still leaves our entire army mucking about in Upper Burgundy. What if King Henry decides to pay us a visit? There will be nothing to stop him!”

“Your Highness, the Kingdom of Castille will have very limited capacity to retaliate against us, especially if King Martin speaks truly and the Castilians have lost their entire army in North Africa. Whatever forces they muster will be turned to deal with the far greater threat of their neighbour. Thus, we can aid the Aragonese while putting ourselves at negligible risk.”

“But I will be putting Breton lives at risk for a blatant Aragonese land-grab! The people, the priests, the nobles, everyone will be howling!”

“They will howl, but they will do nothing. The recent trade expansion has seen a lot of wealth flowing into your duchy. People are too content to upset the status quo, and for those who still want to make trouble, we now have enough money to bribe them into compliance.”

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Nantes was beginning to gather a lot of wealth from across Northern Europe.

“Very well, you’ve told me what I don’t have to lose, but what have I to gain? Should I join King Martin just because I can?” scoffed Duke John.

“Because we will need them,” de Beaudiez sighed, “Your Highness. Sooner or later the French will come, and we will need all the friends we can get. Your late father was able to stay independent mostly due to sheer luck. The de Valois are peaceful for now, but sooner or later they will come to annex Brittany into the French Kingdom. In a year, a decade, or a century, they will come. And we must be prepared.”

“It seems ironic that for us to escape the French yoke, we must let other powers yank us around instead.”

“Indeed, Your Highness. But in the long term it will be for the best.”

John leaned forward and rested his forehead on the palms of his hands. “It’s always compromise here and compromise there. Sometimes I wish I could get the chance to do the right thing and not have to choose the least wrong option.”

“We all do, Your Highness. Rulership is a heavy burden, but you have plenty of advisors to help you bear it.”

John snorted, but did not speak for a time, and de Beaudiez allowed him his silence. At last, he abruptly stood up and exclaimed: “Fine! Martin will have his stupid war!”
 
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There really should have been a screenshot of the Aragonese Call to arms. Blame it on AAR-noobity. Right now I feel like I may be jumping around a bit in the narrative, but it will hopefully become more coherent as the story arcs I have in mind begin to manifest. The game spans such a huge timespan that I have to pick and choose what areas to really flesh out. The outline I have, which covers the first half of the 15th century, assumes on average at least one post for every two years. Any comments on coherence and pace are very well appreciated, and thank you for following!

Nice start. :)
Thank you!

I'm looking forward to more.
I'm glad to hear it!

Indeed, wars in the Swiss hinterland for the security of Brittany
This is only a small taste of the Breton military adventurism yet to come!
 
Ashes and Flame
Besançon, June 4th 1405

François Rohan groaned inwardly as he rode through the tents. Men were cheering their victory here, drinking wine and singing songs. It was a stark contrast to the camp he had just left. The Bretons were silent and moody. A third of those who had left on campaign nearly three years ago would never return home. They were friends and brothers, and many had families in Brittany. The last battle had only exacerbated their dour moods.

After recapturing Bern, the Swiss had descended on the Bretons with a vengeance. He had been unable to use his skirmishers effectively due to the Swiss cavalry, so he had force-marched his troops to Besançon to fortify by the city. The natural woodland damaged the ability of the cavalry to contribute, but that still left a force of infantry greater and better trained than his own. If they could defeat him in the Alps, they could certainly beat him here.

As the battle had begun, it soon became evident that he couldn‘t win. The town had lent him five culverins which bolstered the hill where he had positioned himself, but the Swiss would not be broken. The men were on the brink of turning around and running for their lives when he saw the most welcome sight he had seen in ages. Banners cresting the horizon, bearing the Cross of Burgundy. He ordered his men to press the attack, but they were too tired and the Swiss too clever. Rather than trying to break the Bretons and then engage the newcomers, they broke off and retreated in order. He saw the Burgundians charge them as they left, but the Swiss held them off and disappeared as night fell.

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The Breton army was saved by the timely arrival of their Burgundian allies.

In all, Burgundian casualties had been light and they had driven the Swiss off, so they felt entitled to some celebration. Nevermind chasing the Swiss right away, that could apparently be done just as well tomorrow. Yet again, the Burgundians were allowing the chance for a decisive victory to slip out of their fingers.

He had originally thought to find the Burgundian captain in the command tent, but upon arrival, he had been informed that the Baron Pascal de Vergy had accepted the hospitality of Lord Armand de Ferrette, mayor of Besançon and was currently celebrating his victory at his house. So Rohan had to ride back through the muddy army camp, through the gates(eliciting an argument with the watchman who had been ordered not to let anyone in) and through most of the town before he finally arrived at his destination.

He could hear the sounds of laughter and revelry coming from inside the building as he dismounted and handed the reins to a page. As he stalked through the front doors, only briefly challenged by the doorguard before he was recognised, and in through the entrance hall, he realised he was in no way dressed for a party, wearing his riding clothes, coat and boots caked with mud. It gave him a certain sense of satisfaction to track wet, muddy footsteps down the hallway and crash the revelries.

The noise hit him like a charger when the doors to the meeting hall were opened. There was a lively music group playing in one end of the spacious room, and people were drinking, eating, dancing and fooling about all over. Several of them turned to stare at the uncouth Breton who had just entered. One of them exclaimed jovially and threw his hands in the air.

“It’s the hero of the day! Lord François Rohan himself! I was beginning to fear you would never show up!” the man, whom Rohan now recognised as Baron de Vergy, shouted happily over the din, which now receded somewhat as people noticed the newcomer. “Ah, look at you! I like your style! A real, rugged warrior in our midst! Marie, isn’t he intimidating?”

“Oh? Oh, er, oh yes. Quite terrifying.”

De Vergy put a hand on Rohan’s shoulder and gestured dramatically with the other. Everyone’s attention had now turned to the two of them and even the musicians fell silent. “This man here, everyone! This man here fought off twice his numbers on two occasions, first in liberating Upper Burgundy, the very ground we stand on, from the ravages of the Swiss, and then again in the very heart of the Swiss cantons he sacked Bern itself and cut a path through the hordes of angry enemies to return here, practically unscathed! A toast to your achievements, Rohan! Huzzah!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!” the room erupted riotously. Rohan allowed himself to nod and smile as he was toasted. De Vergy drained his cup and snatched two more from a passing servant, pushing one at Rohan. As the crowd resumed their previous affairs and the musicians struck up a new, calmer routine, Rohan turned to de Vergy.

“I was informed that you carried a letter with you.”

“Oh, my man, don’t worry about that right now! It’s the time to be jolly and feast and celebrate!”

“The Swiss are not beaten, they retreated without suffering significant losses. If you hadn’t-“ François stopped himself before he instigated an argument with the Baron. He was far too tired for that. “Just give me my letter, I was told it was important.”

De Vergy gave the Breton captain a sour look, but summoned a servant and sent him away to fetch the message. “You know,” he said, “You would do well to adopt a more… pleasant demeanour.”

Rohan answered with a level stare. After a few moments de Vergy sighed, shook his head and rejoined the company of Lady Marie. Rohan received his letter a minute after that. He broke the Duke of Brittany’s seal and read the letter. He had a history, recently, of reading letters that fouled his mood and this was no different.

Is he mad? Are they mad? He thought furiously, is everyone mad?

His rage must have shown on his face because as he drained his goblet, Baron de Vergy appeared again with a fresh goblet for him.

“Unpleasant news?” he asked as he handed it to the captain.

“The worst,” Rohan replied and drained the goblet in one gulp, to de Vergy’s uncontained delight, “You should get me a bottle.” He added, and the Baron beamed and sent a fresh servant on his way. Soon, Rohan was fooling around with everyone else as servants resupplied him with wine and fruits. Spain would still be there whether he set off tomorrow or the day after. Tonight, he was getting drunk.
 
I like this update. It turns one of the thousand battles you have in EU3 into something meaningful. Well done! :)
 
Nice AAR, great narrative writing style. Good luck with both the game and the rest of the AAR! :)
 
The Salt Spray

Gibraltar, 17th April 1407

Sound travels far over calm seas. Rohan had known this, but never had he truly fathomed it as he did now. His cannons, all eight of them, supplied by his Aragonese allies, Genoese war-profiteers and comandeered from the Castilians themselves, would soon sing their own raucous symphony along with the trebuchets in order to disturb the sleep of the defenders of Gibraltar, but for now, he listened to another tune.
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Even with the help of advanced siege engines, Gibraltar remained a tough nut to crack.

From across miles and miles of Atlantic sea, turned red gold by the setting sun, came the dull report of cannonfire, just on the edge of hearing. Others, apparently, had stopped their activities to listen in as well, for silence ruled among besieger and besieged alike. At times, François thought he could see the flash of gunfire, hear the crack of splintering wood and shouting sailors, smell metal and burning blackpowder, feel the thrill of battle and taste death on the wind. Other times, he was simply blinded by the sun and his nose filled with the stench of a five thousand man camp.

He couldn‘t make up his mind whether he belonged out there or here. He was not cut out for siegecraft. Pitched battles against a fluid enemy were his strength. On the other hand, he got sea-sick. Still, it irritated him that he was stuck here pelting some unimportant backwater while Bretons were giving up their lives in a real fight.

Presently, lieutenant Erwan de Tromelin appeared from behind him.

“Sir? Senior Captain Ripoll has requested an audience with you. Down at the dock,” he reported. When they had set up their siege camps and the naval blockade, a crude harbor had been constructed by the shore to receive supplies from the ships. It was too shallow to allow the vessels to actually dock, but it facilitated transporting with the use of rowboats from the ships anchored outside.

“Indeed?” mused Rohan, furrowing his eyebrows. Summoning him to the piers was unusual, as they usually conducted meetings in the command tent of the siege camp. Now that his attention was caught, he also noticed a lot of activity down there. “How is the supply situation?”

“Good, sir. There should be ample ammunition for the night’s barrage.”

“Excellent. Make the necessary preparations. I want to hear bombarding as soon as the sun dips below the horizon.” De Tromelin nodded and set off. Rohan took another moment to regard the red sunset, then found himself a horse and trotted down to meet the Aragonese senior captain.

Gaspar Ripoll and he had become fast friends after the Battle of the Gulf, where the Aragonese galley fleet had been hard pressed by the Castilian fleet of larger, ocean-going vessels until the arrival of Breton and Portuguese reinforcements. Rohan had patrolled the shores for survivors and Castilian ships trying to find shelter and repair. He and Ripoll had then met in Valencia to celebrate the victory, and would co-operate closely in the following campaign in Andalusia, the Aragonese navy supporting and supplying the Breton land force.

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Portuguese and Breton ships were crucial in securing naval dominance in the first Spanish War.

He found the Senior Captain barking commands at stevedores carrying barrels and crates on to rowboats of all sizes, and Rohan saw a fleet of them moving back and forth between the galleys anchored off shore. He also noticed the galleys were not ringed around the town as they had been.

Bona tarda,” the Catalonian greeted as Rohan stepped off his horse and clasped his hand. He did not smile.

Bona tarda, Gaspar,” replied the Breton, “You’re off to join the fight?”

“Aye, my friend. I can’t stay here while a battle rages off the horizon.”

“I feel the same way,” replied Rohan. He could no longer hear the distant drums of battle over the calls and shuffling of the dockworkers. “You’re taking all the ships?”

Ripoll gave a small grimace and looked out over the sea towards his fleet. “Aye. We can always replace the blockade, but if the Castilians should win the waves…” he sucked in air through his teeth.

“You need every ship to make sure that doesn’t happen,” the Breton agreed, nodding.

There was a pause, until Ripoll shouted at a crate carrier and pointed animatedly, then turned to his friend. “I have left a part of our supplies for your use, as we do not plan on a long voyage.”

“Gaspar,” began François, holding up a hand and smiling, “I handled Switzerland without your help. I’ll handle Gibraltar.”

Gaspar laughed. “Aye, you better. I’ll see you in a few days.”

Que vagi bé,” said the Breton, clasping Gaspar’s hand.

“You take care, too, my friend.”

François watched as the last of the rowboats, Ripoll among them, hurried out to the fleet and then as the 18 galleys and Ripoll’s larger flagship, the captured Castilian warship San José, chased the last red sliver of sun into battle. Just as the sun vanished and the ships became distant shadows, the distant doom doom of the Breton artillery began as the siege of Gibraltar crawled onwards.

The next week dragged on. There were messages and status reports to read. Granadan emissaries offered them feasts and weapons, hoping that a weakened Castille could give them hope of surviving the Reconquista. The Gibraltar defenders established a secret harbour on the other side of the peninsula where fishing boats were able to deliver supplies from Andalucía. It was too small and the route too long to fully sustain the town, but it slowed the siege down, so Rohan sent a sortie to close it off and seize what they could find.

A week after Ripoll had left, sails were spotted on the horizon as the sun crept up above the horizon and the guns gradually fell silent. It was a calm morning, so the ships travelled slowly and for two hours the air was filled with a pregnant silence. Were they Castilian ships, or Aragon or Breton? These questions were on everyone’s minds as the shapes gained form and size excruciatingly slowly. Finally, a cry went up from the crude docks, then another and another. Like a wave, it spread through the ranks of the besiegers until everyone was shouting.

“The Ermine flag!”

“Victory!”

“Long live King Martin and Duke John!”

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Rarely before had François been so relieved to see the black and white flag of Brittany. As the fleet drew nearer he marvelled at the majestic sight of the large Breton carracks and the smaller, lower, but twice as numerous Aragonese galleys. Together, they dominated the scene.

The fleet laid anchor off shore and spawned a child fleet of dozens of rowboats heading for shore, but when Rohan arrived to meet them, neither Captain was there to greet him. Finally he met the Aragonese quartermaster of the San José, who informed him that Ripoll had been wounded in the battle and requested Rohan’s presence aboard the ship.

It was a long slog of rowing to the large Spanish vessel, even with six rowers and two passengers. As he passed the ships of his own countrymen he found not cheering victors but grim faces, often bandaged, aboard ships that looked like they had been through hell and back. One ship had lost her central mast and several had holes in their sides and the black marks of fire on their decks. He spotted a wooden prow statue of a horse where the head and front half had been torn off by some force.

The San José, in contrast, was in fairly good shape, as were the galleys. Helpful hands pulled him up the rope ladder thrown down to the rowboat and onto the deck. He found Ripoll in the captain’s quarters, flushed and glistening with sweat, his leg bandaged and elevated. There was another man, as well, who introduced himself as Primel de Gourcuff, first mate of the Chameau, flagship of the Breton fleet.

As they began to talk, the story of the battle began to unfold.

Those no-good Portuguese scum!” snarled Ripoll.

“The Portuguese –somehow- were informed mid-fight that King John of Portugal had negotiated a peace with King Henry of Castille and Leon,” de Gourcuff explained, seeing Rohan’s nonplussed expression. “Their sixteen ships left the fight leaving our six ships alone to deal with Castille’s eight.”

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“Bastards,” growled Rohan.

“We were able to hold on long enough for Ripoll to arrive with reinforcements, but Senior Captain Similien de Bain was slain when San Juan boarded Chameau, although we were able to turn the tables and capture it ourselves. The captains of the Portefaix and the Argonaute were slain by cannon and crossbow, respectively.”

“So who’s in command?” François asked.

“I am,” answered Ripoll, grimacing, “temporarily, until you, as a senior officer, can appoint a new commander of the Breton fleet.”

“And what happened to you?”

Ripoll grinned. “Cannonball. We had them on the run, but I wanted a prize for myself, seeing as you Bretons had already taken two, so I gave chase to the Neptuno. It was all but crippled, but they had a stern cannon. They only managed one shot, but it glanced against my shin.”

Rohan grimaced. Even a glancing shot from a cannonball could be fatal. “How are you holding up?”

“Poorly. I’m alive now, though. That’s all I can ask for.”

“Come on land, I’ll have my physicians take a look at you,” François began, but Gaspar cut him short with a wave of his hand.

“My own chirugeon is good enough and I don’t think I’m fit to be moved. Besides, if I’m about to die I’d rather do it with a boat under my arse.”

“You’re not dying,” stated François, but Gaspar only snorted, “but I’ll send them out here anyway.” Ripoll rolled his eyes but raised his hands in surrender. François grinned, “I’d stay with you, but…”

“You get seasick, I know,” Ripoll smirked.

Five minutes later he was back on the rowboat, already feeling a queasiness in his stomach. De Gourcuff was with him, but they exchanged few words, François too intent on keeping his nausea in check and thinking how he was going to appoint a new senior captain.

“I wonder how fair that horse may have been before it was shot to splinters,” he mused, looking at a shredded prow as they passed it.

“That actually used to be an argonaut, sir.”

“No shit? Couldn’t tell that at all.”

There was a pause, then the quartermaster spoke up. “What a stupid war.”

“Aren’t they all?”
 
Great update! :)