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Black-Lightning said:Yes you read correctlyAn Estonian HOI AAR. I must be mad.
:wacko:
Come! Join the asylum!
Tell of us your great plan!...OR...Lead us on a wonderful tale full of suspense and cliffhangers!...OR...Teach me good history about Estonia!...OR...Write whatever you like! Either way, I'll be watching and reading and maybe posting and....the meds are quite good here by the way!
Welcome to Nineteen-Thirty-Six
January 1st 1936:
Talinn, Estonia
The Prime Minister sat down in a chair. His ministers followed. A long pause followed.
'Chief of Army, bring me the file' said the Prime Minister.
The file as it turned out was written on a Post-It Note.
'Why did you write it on a Post It-Note??' The Prime Minister gasped.
'So not to waste paper sir. Our army is so small I could fit the data on a Post It Note'
'Oh... Well, Airforce bring me your file.'
A blank sheet was thrust into the Prime Ministers hands. A sudden sweat broke out.
'Ummmm well at least we know we can beat Stalin! I bet hes really terrified. And finally, lets see the Navy.'
'Sir, I will show you the navy tomorrow if you like'
'Yes!' The Prime Minister said in juvenile excitement. 'How is the economy?'
'Well we export red scarves'
'And????'
'Thats it sir'
'..... Well end of meeting. I want a new division set up!'
'Sir if we did that, we would end up having to sell the entire western section of the country to Switzerland to pay off the debt.'
'*$&*!' said the Prime Minister.
The Foreign Minister gasped. 'Sir this is a U AAR! Do not use such foul language! Apologize now!'
'Sorry' sighed the Prime Minister.
Meanwhile, The Estonian Navy got ready for the exhibition. But The Prime Minister was going to be very disapointed......
January 1st 1936:
Talinn, Estonia
The Prime Minister sat down in a chair. His ministers followed. A long pause followed.
'Chief of Army, bring me the file' said the Prime Minister.
The file as it turned out was written on a Post-It Note.
'Why did you write it on a Post It-Note??' The Prime Minister gasped.
'So not to waste paper sir. Our army is so small I could fit the data on a Post It Note'
'Oh... Well, Airforce bring me your file.'
A blank sheet was thrust into the Prime Ministers hands. A sudden sweat broke out.
'Ummmm well at least we know we can beat Stalin! I bet hes really terrified. And finally, lets see the Navy.'
'Sir, I will show you the navy tomorrow if you like'
'Yes!' The Prime Minister said in juvenile excitement. 'How is the economy?'
'Well we export red scarves'
'And????'
'Thats it sir'
'..... Well end of meeting. I want a new division set up!'
'Sir if we did that, we would end up having to sell the entire western section of the country to Switzerland to pay off the debt.'
'*$&*!' said the Prime Minister.
The Foreign Minister gasped. 'Sir this is a U AAR! Do not use such foul language! Apologize now!'
'Sorry' sighed the Prime Minister.
Meanwhile, The Estonian Navy got ready for the exhibition. But The Prime Minister was going to be very disapointed......
Black-Lightning said:
:rofl: :rofl:
Nice line! I've been there so many times in EU2 or when playing Italy (what do you mean I'm out of manpower!)...
Looking forward to hearing a plan for survival...
May I thank all who have posted and even the readers.
TheExecuter: ha ha, same here
TeutonburgerW: Lets hope so
Shadow Dragon: thanks
TheExecuter: ha ha, same here
TeutonburgerW: Lets hope so
Shadow Dragon: thanks
Very funny. Hey just thought I would let you know that your character, Jack Wolfen has been very busy in the Paradoxia co-op AAR. Go to the "AAR only, no comments" thread and check my posts.
grayghost said:Very funny. Hey just thought I would let you know that your character, Jack Wolfen has been very busy in the Paradoxia co-op AAR. Go to the "AAR only, no comments" thread and check my posts.
I have checked the AAR and even posted a memo. Glad to see im in action
Inspection of the "Navy"
'OK Prime Minister, come right this way' said the Navy Minister. The Prime Minister was extremely excited about this event and looked around. All he could see was something covered in red scarves.
'OK, so this is our first exhibit, Lifeboat 1, Stolen from Portugal in 1906'
'This is great!!!!! OUR NAVY ROCKS!!!!!' Said the Prime Minister. A hand slapped a forehead. The hand belonged to the Navy Minister as did the forehead.
'And now we have Lifeboat 2, However, it was burst by a large Lithuanian in 1925 causing a diplomatic incident. And now for the pride and joy of our navy....'
The red scarves were pulled off and revealed a medieval warship. The Prime Minister nearly died of the excitement.
'AWESOME!. Russia are probably cowering right now!' bawled the Prime Minister.
As they walked away, The Navy Minister said to a colleague 'And that warship is on loan from Danzig.'
'OK Prime Minister, come right this way' said the Navy Minister. The Prime Minister was extremely excited about this event and looked around. All he could see was something covered in red scarves.
'OK, so this is our first exhibit, Lifeboat 1, Stolen from Portugal in 1906'
'This is great!!!!! OUR NAVY ROCKS!!!!!' Said the Prime Minister. A hand slapped a forehead. The hand belonged to the Navy Minister as did the forehead.
'And now we have Lifeboat 2, However, it was burst by a large Lithuanian in 1925 causing a diplomatic incident. And now for the pride and joy of our navy....'
The red scarves were pulled off and revealed a medieval warship. The Prime Minister nearly died of the excitement.
'AWESOME!. Russia are probably cowering right now!' bawled the Prime Minister.
As they walked away, The Navy Minister said to a colleague 'And that warship is on loan from Danzig.'
Monkey pt.1
And now for a musical interlude.....
PRIME MINISTER: First I was afraid!
I was petrified!
CHIEF OF ARMY: Kept thinking Estonia could never live
without tanks by it's side
CHIEF OF AIRFORCE: But I spent so many nights
knitting red scarves and going wrong.
FOREIGN MINISTER: We arent strong
But We've learned how to carry on!
PRIME MINISTER: and so they're back
from outer Moscow
I just walked to the border to find them there
and an evil look upon Stalin's face
INTELLIGENCE MINISTER: I should have changed my stupid IC
I should have made you spend it on militia
If I had known for just one second
they'd be back to bother us
ALL: Go on now go leave the border
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me in 1917,
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and collapse from many institutions inside the country!
Oh no, not us
We will survive
as long as we know how to shoot
I know we will stay alive
We've got all the century to live
I've got all no land to give
and We'll survive
We will survive
(improvised Guitar solo)
CHIEF OF NAVY: It took all the rubber we had
not to fall into debt
PRIME MINISTER: kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my bombed capital
ALL: and we spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for ourselves
CHIEF OF ARMY: I used to laugh
Now I have no tanks to call my own.
HEAD OF STATE: and you see us and
some Latvian
I'm not that chained up little country
ALL: still annexed by you
and so you felt like intervening in
and just expect me to be a pushover
PRIME MINISTER: now I'm saving all my army
for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
a madman applauded. Everybody else was silent
'That was awful' someone shouted as they left before the tomatoes came in.....
And now for a musical interlude.....
PRIME MINISTER: First I was afraid!
I was petrified!
CHIEF OF ARMY: Kept thinking Estonia could never live
without tanks by it's side
CHIEF OF AIRFORCE: But I spent so many nights
knitting red scarves and going wrong.
FOREIGN MINISTER: We arent strong
But We've learned how to carry on!
PRIME MINISTER: and so they're back
from outer Moscow
I just walked to the border to find them there
and an evil look upon Stalin's face
INTELLIGENCE MINISTER: I should have changed my stupid IC
I should have made you spend it on militia
If I had known for just one second
they'd be back to bother us
ALL: Go on now go leave the border
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me in 1917,
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and collapse from many institutions inside the country!
Oh no, not us
We will survive
as long as we know how to shoot
I know we will stay alive
We've got all the century to live
I've got all no land to give
and We'll survive
We will survive
(improvised Guitar solo)
CHIEF OF NAVY: It took all the rubber we had
not to fall into debt
PRIME MINISTER: kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my bombed capital
ALL: and we spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for ourselves
CHIEF OF ARMY: I used to laugh
Now I have no tanks to call my own.
HEAD OF STATE: and you see us and
some Latvian
I'm not that chained up little country
ALL: still annexed by you
and so you felt like intervening in
and just expect me to be a pushover
PRIME MINISTER: now I'm saving all my army
for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
a madman applauded. Everybody else was silent
'That was awful' someone shouted as they left before the tomatoes came in.....
AAAhahahahahahahah. That was fricken hilarious. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I just have to know, was there a dance choreograpy with that? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I just have to know, was there a dance choreograpy with that? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
ba dum bsshhhhh
Wow...those guys are here all AAR!
I might even vote for someone that confident!
Good luck and keep it coming...
ba dum bsshhhhh
Wow...those guys are here all AAR!
I might even vote for someone that confident!
Good luck and keep it coming...
Grayghost: I was working on that!
TheExecuter: Hehe just like most governments really. Wait till the single comes out, 'We Will Survive' by The Estonian Government featuring the Head of State
TheExecuter: Hehe just like most governments really. Wait till the single comes out, 'We Will Survive' by The Estonian Government featuring the Head of State