A note: I do not know all that much about Wicca, but enough to know what fluff bunnies are. Anybody who wishes to teach me more/show me websites/give me material to use to make this AAR funnier (it requires having a sense of humor of course, but I suspect that you have one. Whoever you are.). I had this idea when I played a Lithuanian game in AoI (which is what I am doing again) last December, which started in 1337. It is a mod made by the poster Hive, who did great work making it (and it runs technically from 1337 all the way to 1914). Damn, I am a crapy writer (but this is my first AAR). Now, to the
PROLOGUE
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All thirteen members of the coven, whose members called it "Pretty Spankin Awesome," because they were from California, were at the meeting house. All eleven women sat Indian-style (as was the phrase used in kindergarten for this style of sitting) in a circle in the dining room of the High Priestess Lady Ruby Crystal somewhere in the wasteland we call Beverley Hills. She began chanting nonsense, which the rest of the coven picked up on and started chanting with her.
"Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem..." Where she picked this phrase up, she did not know. It must have come from the Goddess herself! They all had an irresistable urge to slap their faces with a book, but they all understood that they must not indulge their urges while channelling the Goddess!
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Non Sequitur: The members of the coven, with some notes and their real names:
High Priestess Lady Ruby Moon Crystal (real name Ashley Hall)
Lady Veronica Corningstone, named after her favorite feminist hero (real name Cynthia Booth)
Lady Unicorn Horn (real name Felicia Avagadra)
Lady Aquamarine (real name Juanita Avagadra)
Lady Tyrande Silverwind, who has never heard of Warcraft 3 (real name Ashley Spinelli)
Lady Rosebud (real name Jackie Chan)
Lady Feminas Principalis (real name Serena McDonald, though she was born Steven Jackson)
Lady Aleistera...though she's never read anything Aleister Crowley wrote (real name Margaret Murray...her parents were also fluff bunnies)
Lady Moon Unit (real name Moon Unit Zappa Dzerzhinsky...her first name was suitable enough)
Lady...
Lady...
Lady...
Lady...
For the last five, the readers can come up with fluffy names and real names and details before I write the next segment, and if there are enough I might change some of the ones above. I'm lazy and if you describe the women you come up with and their character traits that might affect the next installment and subsequently the game. I've played ten years and that is what the next one will be...well actually there will be two updates, one to finish this...chapter, and the next is going to be the gameplay.
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Anyways, after they had repeated their meditation mantra a few dozen times, High Priestess Lady Ruby Moon Crystal stood up and got her piece of chalk from the adjacent living room, drawing a circle around the other coven members on the hardwood floor. She walked around the circle, and then to the center.
She pointed in an arbitrary direction, and called it North, and put a candle there, and invoked the Dark aspect of the Goddess. She put a candle in the direction east from there, and she invoked the Maiden aspect of the Goddess.
She did the same with South and West, invoking the Motherhood and Crone aspects of the goddess respectively. She asked all to guard over their ritual, and said something she had written in her Book of Shadows after she watched the third Harry Potter movie.
She began her ritual.
Unfortunately, her ritual was a sermon, because she was crazy like that, and all the other coven members liked it. It felt like church does for a lot of Christians, down to passively listening.
"Oh Goddess, The Burning Times. THE BURNING TIMES. If only we could prevent our sisters from being subject to THE BURNING TIMES!"
And with that, a bright flash of light. Everyone felt disoriented, and they would have thought it felt like something straight out of an S. M. Stirling novel, had they ever read anything more than one book by Margaret Murray or, in the case of Lady Rosebud, Aleister Crowley.
They opened their eyes and wandered around aimlessly, breaking the ritual and bumping into each other like blind dogs run into walls. Lady Feminas Principalis was the first to find the door, which faced something that wasn't there before--a wood hut. It conspicuously reminded her of her childhood in Vilnius...and it sounds more like an SM Stirling novel with each word.
What was there for hi-umm...her to do...but scream?
PROLOGUE
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All thirteen members of the coven, whose members called it "Pretty Spankin Awesome," because they were from California, were at the meeting house. All eleven women sat Indian-style (as was the phrase used in kindergarten for this style of sitting) in a circle in the dining room of the High Priestess Lady Ruby Crystal somewhere in the wasteland we call Beverley Hills. She began chanting nonsense, which the rest of the coven picked up on and started chanting with her.
"Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem..." Where she picked this phrase up, she did not know. It must have come from the Goddess herself! They all had an irresistable urge to slap their faces with a book, but they all understood that they must not indulge their urges while channelling the Goddess!
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Non Sequitur: The members of the coven, with some notes and their real names:
High Priestess Lady Ruby Moon Crystal (real name Ashley Hall)
Lady Veronica Corningstone, named after her favorite feminist hero (real name Cynthia Booth)
Lady Unicorn Horn (real name Felicia Avagadra)
Lady Aquamarine (real name Juanita Avagadra)
Lady Tyrande Silverwind, who has never heard of Warcraft 3 (real name Ashley Spinelli)
Lady Rosebud (real name Jackie Chan)
Lady Feminas Principalis (real name Serena McDonald, though she was born Steven Jackson)
Lady Aleistera...though she's never read anything Aleister Crowley wrote (real name Margaret Murray...her parents were also fluff bunnies)
Lady Moon Unit (real name Moon Unit Zappa Dzerzhinsky...her first name was suitable enough)
Lady...
Lady...
Lady...
Lady...
For the last five, the readers can come up with fluffy names and real names and details before I write the next segment, and if there are enough I might change some of the ones above. I'm lazy and if you describe the women you come up with and their character traits that might affect the next installment and subsequently the game. I've played ten years and that is what the next one will be...well actually there will be two updates, one to finish this...chapter, and the next is going to be the gameplay.
_________________
Anyways, after they had repeated their meditation mantra a few dozen times, High Priestess Lady Ruby Moon Crystal stood up and got her piece of chalk from the adjacent living room, drawing a circle around the other coven members on the hardwood floor. She walked around the circle, and then to the center.
She pointed in an arbitrary direction, and called it North, and put a candle there, and invoked the Dark aspect of the Goddess. She put a candle in the direction east from there, and she invoked the Maiden aspect of the Goddess.
She did the same with South and West, invoking the Motherhood and Crone aspects of the goddess respectively. She asked all to guard over their ritual, and said something she had written in her Book of Shadows after she watched the third Harry Potter movie.
She began her ritual.
Unfortunately, her ritual was a sermon, because she was crazy like that, and all the other coven members liked it. It felt like church does for a lot of Christians, down to passively listening.
"Oh Goddess, The Burning Times. THE BURNING TIMES. If only we could prevent our sisters from being subject to THE BURNING TIMES!"
And with that, a bright flash of light. Everyone felt disoriented, and they would have thought it felt like something straight out of an S. M. Stirling novel, had they ever read anything more than one book by Margaret Murray or, in the case of Lady Rosebud, Aleister Crowley.
They opened their eyes and wandered around aimlessly, breaking the ritual and bumping into each other like blind dogs run into walls. Lady Feminas Principalis was the first to find the door, which faced something that wasn't there before--a wood hut. It conspicuously reminded her of her childhood in Vilnius...and it sounds more like an SM Stirling novel with each word.
What was there for hi-umm...her to do...but scream?
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