[Form Game] Roll to Dodge SCYTHER

[poketwo]

Hello paradoxians. Welcome to Roll to Dodge!!!! Since you have recently received a game related to Bay12 on this board, I have decided to have you taste another piece of Bay12. As you might know, Bay12 is home to at least one of the largest and active Roll to Dodge communities on the internet. I am going to start one up here. It is going to be of 'minimalist' style (aka, quite simple, minimal rules, no character sheet). But it can grow more complex as time goes on. Anyways, to put up actions, just bold like this. Use the capital B to do it. Rolls will be explained in Turn 1. And update time tacking will depend on the quote system this forum uses .Anyways, let the games begin!!!! and hope it does not turn out like the minecraft one

Ahem!

YOU ARE REGULAR GUY WALKING AROUND WHEN OUT OF MUCKING NOWHERE A SWARM OF LVL50 SCYTHERS COME UP AND ATTACK YOU. WANTING YOUR DELICIOUS FLESH TO EAT AT GREAT FEASTS.
what do-SHUT UP!!! WHAT DO YOU DO???

 

[Rovsea]

Should my answer be realistic or idealistic?

 

[Plank of Wood]

Charmeleon, use flamethrower!

 

[poketwo]

Rovsea: ANYTHING
Plank of Wood: Roll: 3
YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHARMELEON. YOU DO HAVE SOME POKEBALLS THOUGH.

ROLLS DETERMIN WHAT HAPPENS. HERE ARE THE TYPES

1: EPIC FAIL. CHARMELEON USES FLAMTHROWER ON YOU

2: FAIL: YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY POKEMON

3: EH: ITS RIGHT ABOVE

4: SUCCESS Charmeleon uses flamethrower!!!! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

5: GREAT SUCCESS CHARMELEON BURNS SOME SCYTHERS TO DEATH VIA ITS FIREY POWERS. AND FIRE, LOTS OF IT.

6: OVERSHOT. YOU SEND OUT YOUR CHARIZARD. IT IS LAZY TODAY DUE TO IT BEING YOUR DAY OFF. IT REFUSES TO DO ANYTHIHG YOU TELL IT TO DO.

SO, THATS THE GIST OF IT. HAVE FUN.

NPC ROLLS: NEXT TURN

 

[unmerged(271387)]

Call the police.

 

[bakerydog]

Call pest control and use bug spray, a lot of it.

 

[Gorganslayer]

start a Pizza Chain called Eagle Domino Hut

 

[Plank of Wood]

Let the scythers fight amongst themselves. The strongest and smartest scyther who survives will realize that you, the player character, is the best bet for survival, and will join you.

 

[Noco19]

Surrender yourself to the Scythers, worshiping them as gods.

 

[Rovsea]

Run screaming away from the multitude of blade-armed flying bug things.

 

[poketwo]

videonfan: Roll: 1
you don't have a phone. you believe that it causes mass headpains and radiation. the media is always right with this stuff!!!!


bakerydog:Roll: 2
THEY DO NOT DO SCYTHERS, THEY SAY ITS CAUSE THEY ARE TO BIG AND COST MUCH MORE PESTICIDE TO REMOVE. PANSIES YOU SAY.

Gorganslayer: Roll: 1
you hate pizza!!! the cheese is cruel for the cows. the tomatoes are also badly grown!!!! you only eat non-animal products that you grow at home!!!!! you are proud!!!!

Plank of Wood: Roll: 3
THE SCYTHERS DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT. IT WILL GET IN THE WAY OF EATING ALL THAT DELICIOUS HUMAN FLESH. AND YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE.

Noco19: Roll: 1(still LOAD VOICE DUE TO REASONS)
THE SCYTHERS TAKE YOUR OFFER. THEIR DEMANDS QUICKLY EXTRAGRIGATE .SOON YOU SURRENDER YOUR OWN FLESH TO THEM TO APEASE THEM. THE EXPECTED HAPPENS
RESPAWN?

Rovsea: Roll: 1
you quickly exhaust yourself and lay down. the scythers soon see you like it. then they bring condiments. then diner utensils.then they bring the grill. finally, the stab-slice-dice-purge-fry-and-nuke-omatic900000000000000000. the obvious happens
RESPAWN?

NPC: ONLY SCYTHER
GO AND GET SOME DRINKS. ITS NOT A PROPER DINER WITHOUT DRINKS!!!!: ROLL: 1
YOU ONLY HAVE THE HUMAN BLOOD. ITS SURPRISINGLY GOOD, IN FACT, SOMEWHAT SURGERY. THEN FAT HAPPENS, THEN IMMUNE SYSTEM BATTLES, THEN POISON, AND FINALLY HEART FAILURE BY ARTERY CLOGGING. A FEW OF THE SCYTHERS ARE NOW DEAD, MOST LIKELY OF CARBOHYDRATE VARIETY.

 

[unmerged(271387)]

Begin acting like a deranged person, so that they may see you as bad "livestock" and as such abandon you.

 

[bakerydog]

Use my lightsaber to get the job done myself and call Hulk Hogan to help.

 

[Rovsea]

Respawn. Hide in a sewer, where the flying, awkwardly jointed bugs wouldn't want to go.

 

[firelordsky]

Oh, it's a minimalist one. :/

Get killed by the Scythers. Hopefully, rolling a 1 will cause me to not get killed by the Scythers due to Bay12 logicks.

 

[brovahkiin]

TURN INTO A DRAGON and then EAT THEM!!!

 

[Gorganslayer]

open a fast food chain called Mcburger fried Chicken King and also stop being vegetarian

 

[Plank of Wood]

Do nothing and wait for the plot to progress

 

[Thandros]

Check to see if I have any rock, electric, fire, ice or flying types with which to fight them. And send them out if I do. And have them use their stab moves to destroy the scythers.

 

[poketwo]

videonfan: Roll:4
THE SCYTHERS IGNORE YOU DUE TO THEM THINKING YOU JUST CAUGHT A BRAIN-DECAYING DISEASE.
backerydog: Roll:6
YOU GET AN LIGHTSABER, SOON, SOME STORMTOOPERS COME TO GO AND KILL YOU DUE TO THE EMPIRE THINKING YOUR A JEDI
Rovsea: Roll:3
YOU JUST RUN AFTER REMEMBERING YOU ARE IN THE WILDERNESS RIGHT NOW. THE COPS WOULD OF ARRIVED TO KILL THE SCYTHERS A LONG TIME AGO IF THIS WAS URBAN
firelordsky:ROLL:4
YOU BEAT THE SCYTHER TRYING TO KILL YOU TO DEATH. YOU SOON REALIZE YOU CAN CRAFT STUFF OUT OF IT'S REMAINS. YAY, TIME FOR HUNTER GATHER SAVAGERY, BLOODANDGORE!!!!
BROVAKIN: ROLL:3-1=2
THE SCYTHERS ARE COMING, AND YOU ONLY HAVE A STICK TO DEFEND YOURSELF AFTER TOSSING MANY THINGS INTO COLDREN TO TRY TO TURN INTO A DRAGON. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN SOVIET LAND. SOON, YOU ARE MOBBED BY THEM AND ARE WOUNDED. WHAT DO?
Gorgan slayer: Roll:3
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FINANCIAL CAPITAL TO FUND A RESTAURANT. THAT WEIRD ANTHRO FOOD THING'S IMAGINATION PROPHECY WAS WRONG!!! CURSE THE BANKS TO ALL FALL APART WITH NO GOVERNMENTAL SUPPORT.
Plank of Wood: PLACEHOLDER OF GREAT STATE BORDUM, PLOT WILL PROGRESS WHEN FEEL LIKE IT. OR WHEN ENOUGH TIME IS PASSED
Thandros: Roll: 1
you do not have any pokemon. you are a true team plasma member, vowing to try to release all pokemon whenever you can without having any of your own. you think the last time you did so was in that medical lab testing brain enhancements on some scythers. you sure released them!!!they even helped you quite a bit, killing many and taking their corpses to wherever they ran off to after they escaped. probably to just bury them peacefully, not to eat them like the internet said!!!!