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Clarkie

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This is my first AAR. I'm playing Germany but I hope to play differently enough to keep people's interest. I'm playing the 36 GC and am currently up to 25th April 1938. Now the ahistorical fun can begin!

German newsreel 25/04/1938:
"Following the joyful Anschluss one month ago today in which millions of Germans were reunited into the glorious Reich, there can be little to stop the glorious and inevitable onward march of Germany. Yet the corpulent and pig-headed Benito Mussolini, who, aided by the decadent forces of the West, succeeded in preventing Anschluss four years ago is not content with the new Germanic order! This pitiful man is finally making good his threat to make the Brenner pass bristle with bayonets. Germany shall not stand for this behaviour. A harsh ultimatum was yesterday delivered to Rome. The Fuhrer shall have his revenge for his birthday being ruined by the posturings of Italy, so far decayed from its glorious Roman predecessor.

In unrelated news, the Hochseeflotte yesterday put to sea, headed for ports unknown. Cheering townsfolk lined the quays of Wilhelmshafen as Grand Admiral Raeder's command sailed. The shackles of Versailles are being broken by the might of two mighty new battleships, more than a match for any British vessel. The Bismarck and her sister the Tirpitz will prove more than a match for whomsoever is unfortunate enough to be their first foe. Sailing in escort were four heavy cruisers, five light cruisers and a huge host of destroyers. This force, mighty already, will be bolstered by a pair of aircraft carriers by the end of the year. Growing apace to further protect the interests of the Reich is the submarine arm, now fully fitted with the latest Type IX models.

HEIL HITLER! "
 
By all means continue. But if you're going to fight the Italians you have to make sure that Gorbbels puts more sting into it. Make them utter scum, and maybe accuse them of being racially unpure from mixing with...Arab pirates or Jews or something that's caused Italy to be weak and divided since Rome fell. The Comminiques would seem more realistic that way. By all means continue.
 
Thanks for the support and advice! Just to check, is anti-Semitism and other historical opinion from Nazi characters ok within the forum rules, so long as the death camps etc are not mentioned? If so, I'll have Goebbels fake some records of miscegenation in Mussolini's past.

German broadcast 03/05/1938
"Today is a glorious day for the Reich. Heeresgruppe A has swept into the Italian peninsula and achieved glorious victories! Field-Marshall von Bohm-Ermolli won the day as the two Alpine corps, supported by massed infantry, smashed into South Tyrolia! The Germans living there have been freed from the monstrous Versailles treaty which sold them to the Italian whores. Meanwhile, Hausser led his First Panzer Army to victory, sweeping into the key port and province of Venice. Venice, once a byword for corruption, decadence and decay can now take its place among the cities of a new Holy Roman Empire. Like Friedrich Barbarossa before him, Hitler sweeps south into Italy and none shall stop him! Mussolini, who is undoubtedly a Soviet lickspittle planted to sap the will of the West, has little chance of defending his native Milan. Seek refuge in your mistresses Benito, for against men you cannot hope to succeed!

HEIL HITLER"
 
German broadcast 21/05/1938
" The pathetic Italians surely have cause to regret refusing the German ultimatum to back down over Austria! The invincible Kriegsmarine yesterday appeared in the Adriatic to cover the advance of German troops south. The Italians, already soundly thrashed on land, sought redress on the sea. The foolish, weak Italian scum ought to surrender now, for Italian naval might is but an empty phrase! The Italian heavy cruisers Trento and Trieste were sent to the bottom by the mighty guns of the Tirpitz. The advancing armoured division of rising star Heinz Guderian has thrust into Ferrara, protected under the aegis of the Hochseeflotte! Northern Italy falls like a house of cards!
In other news, pioneering German scientists have discovered recently that Haile Selassie, lately of Ethiopia, is, together with his people, actually of an ancient Germanic bloodline! The Fuhrer greeted this news with joy, extending the hand of German friendship to the fellow Aryan people of Ethiopia and encouraging them to rise against their Italian oppressors. If this war continues to go as well as it has, then perhaps Guderian and his comrades shall next rest their mighty standards on the Red Sea, liberating proud Abyssinia from the yoke of Italy.

HEIL HITLER!"