Heja, Sverige! - Svenska AAR

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I played EU 1.09 PL (clean, no mods, except my events)
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Swedish Coat of Arms: Wikipedia

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INTRODUCTION

Somewhere in Uppsala castle, AD 1401, King Sigryd XII calls his historician.

-HARALD!!! Come on quickly! Explain me one thing.
-I'm listening, Sire!
-Why do we have three crowns in Coat? Every normal man has got only one head, especially king!
-Maybe, grandgrandgrandgrandgranddad of Your Majesty had got three...
-So, my grand(...)dad was physically disabled, yes?!
-No, Sire, I just..!
-May you never again "just..."! Now, we should think for kind of fairy-tale about those bloody three crowns... Oh, I got! In the past, kings of Sweden, for example - Sigryd The Sixth...
-Sigryd The First, Sire.
-All right, he ruled in Sweden, Norway and for example...
-Moscow?
-No, they have got too much vodka.
-Englad?
-Too much tea.
-Denmark, maybe?
-Oh, good idea!

He showed a point for Sweden. To conquer Norway and Denmark. And later, just what he would. And not to drink too much vodka. And tea. Well, not to drink anything, just to work. Firstly, he taked care of army.

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PS my english isn't very good, and I translate this AAR from my polish version, please tell me, if something is not correct First part will be soon

 

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Hehe Hillarious! ^_^ I will look forward to see this!

 

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I'll be watching. :rofl:

 

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PART I
Coming up
1419-1425

After 18 years from conversation, Sweden was ruled by Unionsrad, Denmark's dogs puppet. By this time, Sigryd XIII grew up in Finland. Father's words-

Son, you have to take crown of Sweden, Denmark and Norway

and mostly:

You haven't drink vodka, or tea, or any foreign filth

haunted him Since He was fifteen. With help of his brave helper, he could take over the Union’s Rad and to fight autonomy.

Swedish Autonomy

Situation of Sweden and borders In it’s future influece territory

His first job was finances. Really low incomes scared poor man. Exactly, incomes were on minus.

Last 200 ducats He wanted to spent on tax collectors

What they’ll stole, that they’ll stole, but something they’ll give me

He thought, but he can’t do this – All of the infrastructure Danes have destroyed! He was waiting, Just like the Vareg, for loot. But now, Norman-style, he wanted to prepare for war by peace - he sent three mercenaries to Mecklenburg and Courland.



Next, he taked control of, blessed be thy name, army.
He taked infantry from Finland, to put them onto Skanian border, not for expansion, just for joke.

August, Bohemia, Revolution, Religious, All Messed Up.

Advisors wanted to break up relations.

- OMG WTH?! - shouted Sigryd- Not! Who rules Bohemia right now?
-Hussites under John Ji..gi...Jijgka and John Hus – advisor replied .
-Send them cash!
-Sire, our treasure is nearly empty! Ledwie starczy na uczty.
-For Thor’s sake! Give them your savings, then! We have to suport progressive people! Especially, because In future, they would came to us!

Relationship with Bohemians was better, but Sigryd hasn’t got money for anything.

In October, Regent of Sweden, Duke of Finland, Sigryd XIII selled Scandinavian Bank his cradle. They gave him only 200 ducats. Using this money, Sigryd started to bulid a navy

And to take the army .

He wanted to conquer Estonia. And to Take loot. But now, he had to work up the stability. Job for few years.

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Sorry for those screenshots - imageshack had messed it up while converting from first version