I honestly have no idea; a Nigeria MDS

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Hiya everyone!

I'm RainbowFire, one of the developers for Kaiserreich. However, as I do not know, I am playing MDS now. Herpaderp. Anyway, I wanted to actually make some AARs... And to start out with them, what better way then a comedy AAR? I've to play as Nigeria, because well, they have a pretty flag. (Total props to Aliasing to get me to try out MDS)

Before I start, I want to make one thing clear. I have never played MDS and I hope to just survive. Normal/Normal no IC takeover, but I can has techteams. :3

Index: dead empty :C

 

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Go rainbow!

 

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What, no KR? Shame on you RainbowFire . Will be following this AAR nontheless.

 

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Kaiserreich and Minecraft have drawn my attention, terribly sorry!

However, I can promise an update within the next two days, and it'll be about a league of mustached time travelers.

 

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Amendment I

March 1003 er, 2003
Abuja, Nigeria (Center of the Universe)

"Oluṣẹgun Mathew Okikiọla Arẹmu Ọbasanjọ! Get up right now young man! You've slept in and missed the meeting you supposed to having with the German delegation!"

"Mommm, can't I go to school tomorrow? I think I have a headache."

"Young man, you won't be getting any dinner at this rate! Get up this INSTANT!"

"THEN I WILL JUST STARVE TODAY"

Thus was the start of another typical day for the President Obasanjo. Not many men can brag about being the leader of a country and still having their mom coddling them. However, it was tiring to lead Nigeria. Everyday some nation wanted to trade with Nigeria because of its amazingly strong economy and everyday Obasanjo would have to tell them to go try a weaker country like Germany or the USA.

"If only there was some way to get out leading this mighty country and ensure it is in good hands."

He shuffled over to the Presidential coffee machine to get some Presidential coffee.

"I think I can help with that President!" a voice boomed with a clearly mustached tone to it. Obasanjo turned around and spilt his Presidental coffee over the Presidental floor. He saw a man with the most logic defying mustache ever!

"Before you ask, I am Herb, the father of Nigeria or something."

"Who- What- GET OUT OF MY PRESIDENTIAL PALACE!"

"But I'm here to take over Nigeria so you can go retire and live in Luxembourg like you've always wanted!"

"Oh gosh, I love Luxembourg! Did you know that they speak both French and Dutch? Two equally horrid languages coexisting! Pure beauty!" I wish I could say I care about Nigeria, but the promise of great Luxembourgish cuisine like Teriyaki grapefruits is too great!"

After Ọbasanjọ left the Presidental Palace on his Presidental airplane, with his Presidental items, Herb spoke to a near by rat.

"Soon, so soon, will Nigeria earn it's rightful place in the sun! Er, well maybe not literally on the Sun as that would be hot."

 

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Finally....NOT SILLY ENOUGH

 

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I am currently working on other stuff and my boyfriend will be here for a week as it is spring break at his college. So sorry.