Judea, or "How I Learnt to Hate Egyptians and Seleucid Rebels"
I was going to do a Pontus AAR, but decided to do this instead. Presenting, the first JudeAAR!

The land of Judea, home of the Jews, finally free from the Egyptian yolk! We are led by the brilliant Simeon Maccabeus. However, we are surrounded by enemies, so we'd better be careful. Egypt to the west, Seleucids and rebels to the north, Nabatea to the south. It would be a good idea to have a few years of peace and tranquility.

Oh crap.

Egyptians invade. Heavy infantry mercenaries are recruited, but most of our army is militia. To add to the good news, the Seleucid Empire to the north is currently having a civil war. Unfortunately, the rebels are allied with Egypt, which means war on two fronts, which strangely means the Seleucids are kind of unofficial allies.

Somewhat inevitable, I suppose. Our army heads for Damascus in retreat.

Victory! Maybe it's not as hopeless as I'd thought! After spending a few months sieging, we try an assault, fail, are beaten by the rebel army, and head back towards Judea. Sigh.

Come on, come on...

Haha! Take that you mummy-loving silly walking bastards! Judea shall be free! We follow into Sinai, lose, and head back to Judea. Meanwhile, the Seleucids have finished their civil war, securing my northern border.

Oh for f...
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