MegaCorps should be able to run Campaigns in other empires (via Branch Offices)

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Mar 24, 2025

... but what kind of Campaigns should they be able to run?

Some initial thoughts are Televangelist Revival (for GotM) and Ask Your Doctor (for Pharma Corp) but what else?

And what kind of effect (and scale of effect) should these have on the host empire?

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