A lot of things happen. Not in Nejd, though
The Sublime Porte, having much greater issues at hand, does the sensible thing and renounces their Caliphate, allowing us proclaim the reborn Arabian Caliphate! Cool. I hoped there are some tangible perks attached to that title, though.
The first thing the Caliphate does is entering in an alliance with our (much more powerful) neighbour Iraq. Because I am a man with a plan, you know.
Also note that we are #8 in prestige. And yet we are unable to buy anything from the world market.
Anyway, what should we do now? As it stands, we have two potential targets - Oman and Yemen. Oman is a partially westernised nation, meaning that they are roughly a half a millennium ahead of us in tech development and they are also in Spanish sphere. That for me sounds like a no-go. Yemen, on the other side of the peninsula, fields an army of 18k and has an alliance with the Funj Sultanate (not meaning much) but also with Oman...that is another 9k men. We really should think about this a bit -
Whoops.
(pictured: our non-existent army and the supplementary Iraqi armies happy to answer the call of the Caliph)
I guess, it is time for the plan to kick in. Well, to be fair, it is nothing super sophisticate: we will just sit back and hope that Iraq wins the war for us. By the way, the fact Iraq willingly joins the war on our side means that we also effectively break the annoying Omani-Iraqi alliance.
By June, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
To clarify, Yemeni forces advance unchecked because, well, there must have been some sort of a logistics failure because otherwise I cannot explain WHY IS THE IRAQI ARMY STUCK IN THE DESERT, DOING NOTHING.
At least in the other theatre things go smoothly with Iraq crushing Omani opposition in Dubai.
By August I desperately quit and restart the game, which somehow resets the Iraqi behaviour, making them somehow realise they actually have one army to spare. This leads to their occupation of Sana'a and culminates in the battle of Abha in January, basically ending the Yemeni campaign.
Meanwhile, I have managed to lose about 1,000 men to attrition.
In February, 1842, Oman accepts white peace offer from Iraq (they unsurprisingly became the war leader upon calling). During the elapsed one year and a half, the Sublime Porte got overrun by liberals, then they got couped by the janissaries and the resulting regime got overrun by liberals, again.
June sees Kurdistan jumping on an opportunity and attacking the undefended Sultanate of Iraq. That has the unpleasant side effect of Iraqi armies leaving the front, causing us to bear the whole burden of sieging remaining Yemeni provinces.
By December, we get this memo. To be honest, it is understandable that it has taken so long for Yemen to understand they are going to lose - in their position, I would have trouble believing that the invasion by a loose Bedouin tribe coalition without any army whatsoever will cause their downfall as well.
In accordance to our tradition of being an AAR about Nejd and wishing to report actually interesting events, here is brief on recent happenings in the Ottoman Empire, err, Sublime Porte, I mean Turkey.
In other news, Venice crushes the Greek revolt and takes a spot in the sun as a Great Power at the expense of Spain - meaning that poor Oman is left with only Yemen as ally. And that is not much, to be honest.
In January, 1844...yes, guess what: taking control of a country with only about 2,000 men (sorry, Ben Kerman

) is lengthy! Anyway, in January, 1844, Egypt enters alliance with Iraq. Being a gray eminence by nature, I figure out it could be a good idea to ally Egypt and thus start improving relations with them. Thinking of it, wow, so many new options! We could probably even use them to annex the Funj Sultanate!
Next month, we finally get to the first reform. For some unfathomable reason, I choose a military reform, regretting it immediately. Oh well. But hey, at least we can train dragoons now. Hypothetically.
(How to train your dragoon. No! I mean, sorry, I promised myself I won't do this thing with random pictures anymore, it won't happen again. I would also like to mention that resisting puns with des(s)erts is pretty damn hard)
Still in February, we take the last Yemeni province and Iraq promptly annexes them. To Nejd, I mean. That also allows us to take_yemenit_desert_title, resulting in
Cool, ha? This victory, bringing us from 300k population to 500k and from 6 theoretical regiments to 12, comes at the cost of leaving us without any army to speak of. Iraq also loses its war with Kurdistan but that is none of my business.
With the truce with Oman lasting till 1847, I have officially run out of things to do. In 1845 I enter an alliance with Egypt, creating a Mesopotamian triangle of power (it is more of a line, really).
But then, the game somehow decides to award me in April:
I mean, wow, this has never happened to me before! I am somehow surprised that the guys in Al-Urdan decided to join Nejd but I guess the whole Arabian Caliphate thing was successful in at least some respect.
This makes Nejd look like this (I took another desert in the process):
I leave it up to you to consider whether my decade has been reasonable because looking at some of the choices I have made, aside of territorial expansion, I would say my gameplay has been pretty abysmal.
And I guess the fitting end to this session is this picture:
