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Pain in the Neck


The Chronicals of the von Henneberg Vampires


Prelude to the Storm
Wallachia, 1109



Snow drifted silently across the hills and vallies of Wallachia. The sky was greyed by the snow clouds above, and the low-hanging sun that sank benieth the horizon. The new settlers of Wallachia had been living under a secretive family of Grand-Dukes known as the von Hennebergs. It was the patriarch of the clan, Heinrich I who, with Hungarian and Byzantine assistance, chased the pagans from the land, and invited Hungarians and Germans to settle the land. They were quiet pleased with Heinrich. But they were even more pleased with his successor, Mannfred I. Mannfred build castles across his entire realm, and through stead research and proper saving and spending, was able to elivate Wallachia beyond a European back-water. By the time of Mannfred's death in 1106, Wallachia was one of the most powerful Catholic nations. A favourite with the Pope, and an ally of many in times of trouble.

But with Mannfred's death, a new ruler assumed the throne. Like Mannfred, no one saw him crowned, there were no parties or anything befitting of royalty. The Magyar and Saxon settlers just assumed that the von Hennebergs were more concerned with the good of the Grand-Duchy than their own pesonal wealth. And like Heinrich I, there was no burrial for the old ruler. Death in the von Henneberg family was always a strange ordeal, one that left all the monarchs in Europe confused.

So, when the King of Bohemia got confirmation that a new ruler leader had taken over the reigns of Wallachia, he sent an embissary down to Wallachia to send the tidings of their Kingdom. They rode through the winter landscape toward the capital at Birlad. As they went through the war torn border counties on Wallachia's western fringe, they saw entire villages drapped in mourning black. The entire atmosphere seemed very low. People cried and preyed for Mannfred's entry into Heaven beyond.

"They really did love that man," Chancellor Vladimir said as they passed a small church erecting a shrine to their dearly departed Grand-Duke.

"Yes they did, but it is odd that they would fallow a man so fervously without anyone ever seeing him. For all they know he didn't exist," said Spy Master Jaromir.

The two men traveled with a small contigent of troops, who were dressed more for show than fighting. No one in the country side seemed to pay them much attention. In their grief the country's economy sagged slightly, and a plague of Typhoid in the south was doing nothing to help the problem. By the middle of December, the Bohemian onvoy reached the city of Tirgoviste, and was able to take room in one of the royal castles.

Vladimir, the eldest of the Bohemians, entered the dinning room of the palace and saw Prince Walram at the other end, surounded by young women, who were swooning over him, feeding him, and generally trying to get selected as to bring honor to their families. Vladimir recognized him from previous visits to the Grand-Duchy during their war with Hungary, after which they had managed to take Temes and southern Transylvania.

"Your, highness," Vladimir said with a deep bow, "I am sorrowed by your father's passing."

"Pfft! My father isn't dead!" the haughty boy said with his thick German accent.

"Wa? Were you not Mannfred's son? I saw you last..."

"Yes, in Birlad... but that doesn't make me his son."

"I apologise, I just assumed..."

"Well you assumed wrong!" Walram pounded his fist on the table, scaring all within the room.

"Well then, my I ask what is your relationship with the dearly departed?"

"None! And who are you to question MY heraldry! I should have you removed from my castle, but you're lucky that the Grand-Duke himself has granted you passage!" Vladimir was taken back by the remark, and he looked over at Jaromir who was just as dumbfounded. The rest of the night continued without any problems, Walram took his gaggle of followers up into his own chambers, and was never seen for the rest of their stay in Tirgoviste.

The next morning, the air was warmer than before, but the ground remained burried under several inches of snow. "Who was that young man we spoke with last night?" asked Jaromir.

"Well, that was Walram von Henneberg, but he is denying his association with Mannfred. I could've sworn that Walram himself told me that he was Mannfred's son! It is very confusing, he must be angry that he did not take the throne."

"Why wouldn't he? Is he not the eldest son?"

"It doesn't work that way out here in Wallachia. The ruler selects his heir out of any surviving family member. He must have picked someone that Walram was not on good terms with."

"But to deny his father?!"

"He is young, and will learn with time."

In the distance, Birlad castle loomed. The clouds had been building for the last ten hours, and now were thick and dominating as they shadowed the ground below them. It was odd that while the rest of the nation mourned, Birlad was still quiet active and hustling. The city had swollen over, like Tirgoviste, with Saxon settlers and crusaders. The rest of the country was filled with Magyar settlers who descended from Hungarian mercenaries used to fight the pagans. From Birlad's tallest tower, one could see the Byzantine realm of Varna, a juicy target for Catholics wanting a port on the Black Sea.

As the Bohemian ambassadors entered the city, trumpets blazed their arrivial and dignitaries began collecting in front of St. István, the church at the center of Birlad. Vladimir recognized many faces, but did not see the new Grand-Duke. They were accepted as heros of the realm, and taken into the darkness of the church. At the alter stood a tall man, with a feral sophistication that reminded Jaromir of Walram before he began his tantrum. The man was at prayer, and everyone was silent until he turned around and in a booming voice spoke to the foreigners.

"Welcome, my allies from beyond! It is during a sad time in my lands that you have happened upon my city. My brother Mannfred has died, and I am still in mourning."

Vladimir turned to Jaromir and whispered, "Stay alter, something isn't right, Mannfred was an only child." The man claiming to be the current Wallachian heir walked over to where Vladimir sat. Vladimir instantly recognized him as a von Henneberg. His apperence was very similar to Mannfred's, and he wouldn't be surprised if they weren't twins even though he was certain Mannfred didn't have any siblings.

"Did my son, Walram treat you well?"

"As he was expected, he did not bother us much, instead taking to his room," Vladimir said.

"Ah yes, indulgent little bastard isn't he?"

"I am not in a place to remark."

"Of course not." On the Grand-Duke's left hand was the ring of Wallachia, with which he was wed to the realm and the realm to him.

"May I ask by which name does the newest ruler of Wallachia go by?"

"Heinrich II von Henneberg, I am my father's name sake." He smiled wickedly, as if he was hiding something.

"Well, your highness, we are here on behaf of the King of Bohemia, to express his sorrow at your brother's death, and to extend friendship and alliance to the new ruler of Wallachia."

"And I would wish to extend my thanks for his kindness, and ask that he pray for my brother's soul."

"Your brother was a good man, I met him once."

"You did, did you? That is interesting, Mannfred was not keen to speaking with foreign diplomats himself."

"I think I just managed to get special attention, I brought the original treaty of friendship extended by Bohemia to Wallachia."

"I think I remember now, but if you'd excuse me... I must be returning to my work. You are free to stay at the palace, or to return to Bohemia now, either way... I extend my thanks and friendship to your King, Vladimir."

Jaromir and Vladimir were both taken back, Vladimir had never disclosed his name to Heinrich. The Wallachian ruler walked past and down a set of stairs heading underground and away from the church itself.

"There is something odd about this," Vladimir said to Jaromir, "I wonder what he is plotting."

"Let us get out of here, obviously Heinrich is up to no good, and I don't want to be here when it starts." The entire group got up and headed toward the doors to leave. Half way there they were stopped by a small child. The small boy looked up at them with an ivory face and red eyes. He bared long fangs at the foreign dignitaries and bit into Jaromir's leg.

"What is the meaning of this?!" Vladimir yelled toward a figure who was locking the door behind him.

"Dietrich, let the man go!" It was the voice of Walram and he too smiled with long fangs. He was forty feet away when with two steps he want amongst the group with sword drawn. Jaromir never had a chance, nor did any of them really.

Vladimir watched from the floor as Heinrich returned to the room. He got down on one knee and dipped his forefinger into the pool of blood forming under the foreigners. He brought thesticky red fluid to his lips and sucked it off like it was a candy. He looked over at Vladimir and with a calm, sophisticated voice said, "The people of Wallachia never lost Mannfred, in fact, they never lost the first Heinrich. I am still here, I just need to cleanse my name every now and then, so you mortals will never catch on..." He smiled, and stood up. He walked away and never looked back as Walram bit into Vladimir and drained the aged man's body of all fluids.

"I'll tell the Bohemian King that they reached my castle, and I send them off, I'll tell them that I know they made it to Hungary... that'll keep Hungary and Bohemia busy for a few years... WALRAM!"

"Yes, father?"

"Get Dietrich, we need to return to the castle... I am waiting for a relec of the past to be brought back to me... next winter begins our assult on the lands of the living."


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Welcome, Welcome!

Welcome to yet another one of my out-landish AARs, so you know what to expect from me...

This one will be filled with lots of Warhammer Vampire Counts references as well as their pictures. Oddly enough, they are the only people with a steady stream of Vampires commanding armies, who would of guessed?

Anyways, that is all I have for now... give me plenty of time and I'll have another all ready for you!

-Mr. C
 
lol.

been reading that vampire novel the Historian all this week: this sounds great. will you be taking advantage of the in-game living undead? or even using them exclusively for your counts and dukes? :D

please don't omit screenshots, though.
j.
 
Llywelyn said:
lol.

been reading that vampire novel the Historian all this week: this sounds great. will you be taking advantage of the in-game living undead? or even using them exclusively for your counts and dukes? :D

please don't omit screenshots, though.
j.
No worries, I have Bykahiam's Vampire mod (which I neglected to mention) and vampires will, for the most part, remain in Wallachia.

And to clear things up, Wallachia is now a kingdom (I did some fancy editing), mostly to resist the urge to become Byzantine Emperor and to extend the land my undead lord can rule. After a few thousand years, one becomes a profiecient ruler...
 
Pain in the Neck


The Chronicals of the von Henneberg Vampires


Chapter One:
The Saint and the Vampire



Part One
Constantia; Varna; November, 1111



Marshal Theodoros looked out west as the unnatural storm clouds gathered. He took it with fleeting interest, believing it to be a sign from God that the strife of the catholic countries would be their downfall. Theodoros was a very religious man, raised in a monestary, he was known as both a powerful general as well as a merciful priest and a pious monk. His master, the count of Constantia, son of the Prince of Varna, often put him in the position he liked least, commanding the army.

"What do they mean, commander?" a soldier asked.

"Well, I believe they are a sign that the catholics will fall, they are red, and moving much slower than normal storm clouds. There is no questioning that they are very odd..." Theodoros said calmly to his soldier.

"Well that is good, maybe Wallachia will be first, and Rome shall have that territory back."

"Hopefully." Theodoros remembered Heinrich I of Wallachia, with blazing red eyes and the strength of a bear, he was something else... and his sons could only be worse.

"I heard Mannfred died recently."

"The only good Wallachian is a dead one!" said another soldier, "Not even Mannfred can escape death!"

"Those men have cursed the land, but I don't know what they did to it, black things... I suppose, pagan arts and rituals..." Theodoros said quietly, trying not to provoke the storm.

"Did you ever see their Dukes fight? I hear they fight like a man from hell! As powerful as a Titan they say!"

"Yes," Theodoros said to his men, turning his back to the storm, "I fought along side Heinrich I when he conquered Wallachia, but that was forty years ago... I was quiet young... younger than you now." All his men spat when they heard Heinrich's name, many young Byzantines did, having never seen the man in battle. "I fought along side of him, and he was different than most. He only fought in the dark of dusk, or under cloud cove... and many times I could of sworn he had died, but I'd always find him perfectly fine back at camp, telling stories of his own heroism..."

"What about Mannfred?"

"He was a statesman... I never saw him... only a few people did," the wise general said.

"And the new Lord of Wallachia?"

"I have no idea... time will tell. Now men, find better things to do with both of our times!" The general shooed the soldiers away, and stroking his long white beard turned back to the storm. It was moving with some feral intelligence. Theodoros could tell now it was no storm, it was something much, much worse...



Part Two
Galaz; Varna; November, 1111



Heinrich rode atop his horse as his army marched behind him. Each man was proud to be defending Wallachia from the Byzantine Empire, which had recently expanded into Moldau and southern Ukraine. Even so, the unnatural clouds overhead made them uneasy, but their Duke showed no fear, so neither would they. None of them had experienced war before, but Heinrich had plans for these troops. Next to him was Walram, his son and fellow Vampire. Behind them was a cart carring a black boxed sealed up with several locks, it is what Heinrich needed to start his war with the living.

"Father, do you really trust that mortal with our southern army?"

"Yes, Walram... he is a fine commander, he will keep Rome's armies busy as we assualt the north."

"But he's a mortal, he has no idea the power we wield!"

"And why should he?!" Heinrich snapped quickly. The lift in his voice caused lightning to crash in the clouds above. The men looked around nervously, but Heinrich turned around a in a roaring voice shouted: "Do the men of Wallachia tremble for the weather?! How will they ever stand up against the Roman Legions?"

"SIR, WE FEAR NOTHING BUT TO DISSAPOINT THE DUKE!" the soldiers chanted in unison.

"That is what we like to hear!" Walram said.

They continued to march toward the Sea, and the first city in the path, Galaz. There was no Byzantine army stationed there, it had been called up to deal with pagan revolts in Moldau. Heinrich simply put the city to the sword, and it fell to them rather quickly. His army turned south toward the true goal, Constantia.

"Father, will the Romans defend Constantia better than they did Galaz?"

"Yes, they know we are comming."



Part Three
Constantia; Varna; November 1111



Theodoros watched as the red storm with green lightning drew closer to Constantia, and to the priest it was a sign of doom.

"Sir, they say that storm destroyed Galaz! Will it do the same here?!"

"No, because we are here to defend it."

"How will we fight the wrath of God?!"

"That is no wrath of God, soldier, that is the wrath of the devil."

"Sir!"

"Don't worry, soldier, sleep well... for tomorrow we fight!"

"Fight who?!"

"I don't know..."

The next morning, Theodoros saw the other army camped out. Above a central pavilion flew a black flag with a red wolf in the middle. The aging general recognized it instantly, it was the von Henneberg flag, he was fighting Wallachia. But as the the day drew on, the storm clouds build once again, right over head... the red mass darkened the ground and covered everything in an unnatural shade. Green lightning forked across the sky, and the Byzantine troops began to become wary of the impending doom. Theodoros watched as a lone figure rode up on a black steed toward himself. When the figure was within twenty feet, Theodoros knew it was Heinrich, against all odds he was still alive.

"YOU! GENERAL!" The figure yelled, and pointed a finger right at Theodoros.

"I am a priest first, and a general second," Theodoros said.

"GIVE ME NONE OF THAT! I WILL GIVE YOU THIS ONE CHANCE! SURRENDER THE CITY TO ME, AND YOUR MEN WILL SEE TOMORROW!"

"I don't know how you defeated the years, Heinrich, but you..."

"QUIET YOURSELF IN THE FACE OF THE BLACK KING! I AM NO EARTHLY KING, NOW SURRENDER THE CITY!"

"I am sorry, there is but one King who is not of this Earth, and he is our God."

"YOUR AROGANCE WILL LOSE YOU YOUR CITY, AND THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITHIN HER WALLS!"

"You will never defeat us, Heinrich, you might fight like a Titan, but your troops do not."

"wHEN THIS BATTLE IS OVER, I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR HOLLOWED OUT SKULL!"

Theodoros was taken back by the frank remark of the ivory figure that hovered above him on horseback. He calmed himself as his troops began to collect around him to gaze upon the enemy commander. "Heinrich, I believe for you to do that, you will have to kill me first." The Byzantines cheered.

"THEN I'LL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU, FIGHT ME NOW!" Heinrich bellowed. Above the lightning twisted and thundered lighting his face from above and castng long shadows down his gaunt features.

"No, you will fight me! I will not let some pagan soil my general's soul!" A knight stepped out of the ranks in full armor and his sword ready.

Heinrich broke into a roaring laughter, lighting the entire sky in his humor. "YOU ARE NOTHING! YOUR FLESH WILL MELT WITH THE FIRST SWING OF MY BLADE!"

"I have chalenged you Pagan! Fight me!"

Again Heinrich laughed, but he dismounted with his sword in one hand. In the ground he drew two lines, and pointed to one and said, "STAND HERE ROMAN!" The Byzantine did as he was told, and stood at the line, weapon ready. Heinrich walked twenty paces to his line and lazily let the sword rest its tip on the ground. One soldier stepped up and gave a count down.

As he finished the word "Go" Heinrich was already behind the soldier opposite him. The Vampire's blade covered in fresh blood, but the Byzantine looked fine.

"Demetrios?" asked Theodoros worriedly. Demetrios turned his head toward his general as the upper half of his body slid of his waist. His two halfs fell to the ground lifeless.

"ANY ONE ELSE WANT TO CHALENGE ME? YOU ARE LUCKY THEODOROS THAT YOUR MEN ARE SO LOYAL AND SO STUPID! LET CONSTANTINE TREMBLE IN HIS GRAVE AS MY MEN RAZE CONSTANTIA TO THE GROUND SHE WAS MADE OF!" Heinrich turned around and rode back to the Wallachian encampment.

"Sir?" a single soldier said after a few minutes, "He isn't human... we cannot defeat that. In less time then it takes to say 'go' he moved twenty five paces and pulled a sword through an armored man like he was air!"

"Men, you are not facing something that is human, let us go into the city one last time, and pray in the church, so when he kills us, his sword betrays him, and sends us to the heaven he will never see." With these defeatist words, Theodoros lost the battle, but he saved his men. He led them in one last mass, together. Soldier with fellow soldier walked back out onto the field of battle, not a single one of them fled from the city, though the women and children did, heading south toward Thracia.



Part Four
Constantia; Varna; November 1111



Theodoros was astride his finest horse, in his best armor, and carried with him a blessed cross to guide him.

"Soldiers of Rome," he said to all those who could hear, "Today we fall fighting the enemy of God! For that we will be granted salvation! Many resist the temptation of Satan everyday, and many fail. Today Satan has tempted you to run, and you didn't. And while for many their challenges end there, you have one more step, you will fight Satan... you saw his strength, but he is a hallow man, and his armies are husks of men! Wallachians! Only he is a Titan! With him is a cult he built to himself! They are human like you, and they are bound to him by fear, the same fear that binds you to Constantia today. They are not loyal, but you are! You are loyal to Rome! You are loyal to your Emperor! You are loyal to your Prince! And you are loyal to me, and that is all I can ask of you as soldiers!" Many soldiers broke out in tears, instead of cheers. They readied their spears and swords and marched out of the city and onto the field of battle.

Across the field stood the Wallachian army, her black banners were oddly still. There was no wind, yet the storm above raged and swirled with its unnatural glow. Theodoros could see Heinrich one his horse shouting orders to his men. The Wallachian bowmen let fly a hail of arrrows, which landed amongst the ranks of the Byzantine army. The casualties were light, but it was demoralizing knowing that each man would eventually be dead.

The two armies moved toward each other, slow and steady. Eventually they could no longer be held back, and the two sides ran toward each other shouting insults and trying to reconfirm their faith to their generals. Theodoros fought in the thick of it all, but happened to look up at Heinrich and another figure watching lazily next to a black chest. They seemed uninterested as the Wallachian army started crumbling to nothing. They were severely outnumbered, and the dead of both armies litered the ground.

"General! The Wallachians, they are falling back! We have beaten that monster!"

"Son, the monster has another trick up his sleeve," the General said, looking down at the soldier, "He never fought, and I don't like the look on his face."

"What is he going to do, two-thirds of his army lays dead?"

"I don't know, and a voice whispers to run from this spot, because I doubt I want to find out! Son, run to the city, watch what happens to us here, then run to Constantinople, and tell them of our fate!"

"Sir?"

"Do it. Do it now!" The soldier did as he was told and ran away toward the city.

At the other end of the battlefield, Walram turned to his creator and said harshly, "Shall we unleash our demons now?!"

Heinrich smiled and walked over to the chest, carefully unlatched it and opened it up. Walram peered into it hoping for Satan himself to burst out and kill the Byzantines. Instead he saw a small black book. Heinrich picked it up and opened its human pages to a marked page, and began to chant the anciet words scrawled onto the then living flesh. As he chanted the storm grew and the lightning swirled around and flashed wildly eventually reaching a climax that gave birth to a final horendous clap of thunder and then silence. The Byzantine troops, who were celebrating the route of the Wallachians watched in horror and soldiers who were a few minutes ago dead, stood back up. It didn't matter if they had been a Wallachian or Byzantine in life, the dead were now the slave of Heinrich, who now stood belowing over his undead army.

"FORWARD LEGIONS OF THE DAMNED!" He shouted as he rode down into the newly begun fighting. Byzantines who died stood back up to fight those who were their friends only minutes before. Heinrich rode down fangs beared and sword drawn as he headed toward the bewildered Theodoros.

"Sir, look out!" cried one of Theodoros' men.

"YOU DIE HERE PRIEST!" Heinrich knocked the old man off his horse and onto the bloody ground. Theodoros closed his eyes in preperation for death, but as he said a quiet prayer he felt Heinrich above him, his face only inches from his own. Then he felt the beast's fangs sink into his own neck, and could taste the rusty flow of Heinrich's blood down his own throat. He screamed as he realized what he was becoming, and there was nothing to stop Heinrich as the younger Vampire fought the Byzantines away single handedly.

Heinrich stood up, his vile deed done, drew his sword and walked back into the battle. Each swing of his mighty sword laid waste to five men, who then joined the ranks of the dead-mob that was forming. The Byzantines were all but defeated as they were slowly picked off dozen by dozen. Disheartened and crushed, they tried to surrender to Heinrich, who had his living troops surround them and had them brought back to the camp.

With no army left to defend it, Constantia fell to the Vampires, who occupied the city with the remains of their living army.



Part Five
Constantinople; Thracia; November 1111



The Byzantine Emperor sat, bloated, on his throne as a young soldier walked up.

"Great sir, masterful Emperor, I bear the news of the fall of Constantia!" The soldier said.

"What? Who has invaded us?"

"It is the vile pagans of Wallachia, and they are commanded by a demon of a man named Heinrich von Henneberg, the same our nation helped win Wallachia!"

"This man is insane! Heinrich von Henneberg died alomst twenty years ago, even his successor is dead! Remove this man!"

"No, sir, please! It sounds crazy, and I would not believe it if I were you, but please! Heinrich has ruled this whole time... he just changes his name from time to time and goes into hiding! He is a Vampire! More powerful than ten men combined! His army is swelled with the dead, who he controls as well as a master puppeteer controls his wares!"

"This man is mad!" the Emperor said flatly, "Remove him and have him put into the dungeon for wasting my time!"

"Heinrich is going to sack all of Varna! Will you not see I am telling the truth?!" But it was too little to late. Guards dragged the soldier away, still screaming his warning. And as he told the Emperor this story, Heinrich reached the capital of Varna as his northern army repelled invasions by Byzantine vassals who came to their brother's aid.



Part Six
Mesembria; Varna; December 1111



The great dead legion of Heinrich von Henneberg reached Mesembria, the capital of the Principality of Varna. At its head were three Vampires: Heinrich, Walram and now Theodoros. All the civility and humanity of the old general had deid, leaving a husk of a man in his place. Physically stronger than ever, Theodoros now looked to Heinrich as a father. The red clouds followed them, shading the Vampires from the sun, and allowing them to march their swollen legions forward toward their enemy, the Byzantine Emperor.

Waiting for them was the Prince of Varna, who stood outside of his city with an army a fifth the size of Heinrich's.

"Theodoros, crush them under our boot, this batte will be easy..." Heinrich said without even glancing at Theodoros.

"Yes, von Henneberg." Theodoros rode down to the living troops, who had become acustomed to the undead that surrounded them.

"Sir! What is our Duke's will?" A commander called out.

"The Dukes wishes we crush the enemy, that we do it quickly and cleanly."

"And we will obey!"

"Very good. The Mortal general will be arriving later today, with 4,000 more living troops, there is no way this tiny army of a mere 1,000 can hold out against the might of the undead."

"Shall we begin the march now, or will we wait for the rest of the army?"

"We shall march forward, now!" The commander saluted his general and ran off to tell the other commanders.

"FORWARD MEN!" shouted Theodoros. And together the entire army began to move forward, the zombies and skeletons keeping up with their living counter parts. Meanwhile, Walram watched the battle unfold while his father began dabbling with his dark magic once again.

"Father, what are you doing?"

"Building a new regiment." He muttered a spell and from the ground rose a regiment of dead cataphracts. "We shall ride forth with our black knights, and we will instill fear in the hearts of mortals." Walram smiled and mounted his horse. Below them the battle began with Theodoros squandering the enemy lines with zombies. The enemy lines would weaken, and then they would be hit by the live troops. Heinrich wheeled his cavalry around to the enemy's flank before charging down with a feral howl.

The enemy soldiers saw the undead knights pouring over the ridge and many began to break lines right then. The remaining soldiers were at a disadvantage, as the flank began to crumble away. Heinrich hit the enemy lines full force and the black knights slaughtered their way deeper and deeper into the Byzantine lines. Eventually Heinrich saw who he need to kill, the Pricne of varna was oblivious to the new threat as he fought of zombies and skeletons. Heinrich rode up to him, held his sword high, and lobbed the head off of his enemy. The dead body fell to the ground, and Heinrich dismounted and found the crown of Varna. The Byzantines were doomed. The survivors fled and were chased down by Heinrich's cavalry. The city was left to them, and Heinrich decalred himself Prince of Varna.



Part Seven
Birlad; Wallachia; March 1112



Heinrich sat at his throne, red eyes darting around to the different sounds of the dark palace. Walram entered obruptly and pointed to a cowering figure, "Messenger from Hungary, they want to know if they could have done anything to help with our crusade against the heretics."

Heinrich laughed, "No... they were fine..."

"They want you to push on to Constantinople"

"Maybe later."

"They demand that you do it under their flag."

Again Heinrich laughed, "Is the Hungarian King trying to vassalize another King?"

"He does not see us as a kingdom, just an unruly Duke!"

"Well then, we shall plot for now... but I will not take such insults lightly. Messenger, tell your King I decline his offers and his demands, and if he has a problem with it he can come here and tell me himself." The messenger fled in terror and the two Vampires laughed.

"Shall I kill him?" Walram asked.

"Yes. Kill him."


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Great AAR, keep it up!

oh and, check your PM box. ;)
 
Mr. Capiatlist said:
No worries, I have Bykahiam's Vampire mod (which I neglected to mention)

If MC or any of his undead minions (er, readers...) could post a linky, that'd be great.

EDIT: It's here
 
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I thank all my readers for their attention, I know that the paranormal does not always go over well with such history and fact based readers.

Unfortunetally there will be no update this week, I am on vacation and do not have CK (or any games for that matter) with me... just a WiFi-Laptop.
 
Pain in the Neck


The Chronicals of the von Henneberg Vampires


Chapter Two:
Realpolitik



Part One
Birlad; Wallachia; April, 1112



Wallachia's masterful campaign against Byzantium stunned the world. Catholics and Orthodoxites alike stood in disbelief that the Byzantine Empire had lost a major territory to a political upstart. Heinrich wanted to turn his new coast line into a bustling sea hub, connecting Asia to Europe without Italian or Byzantine intervention. His cruelty was met only by his greed and lust for power. Catholic rulers began flocking to Birlad trying to form paternships with the growing power. Byzantium was amongst them, they had never reacted to the invasion of Varna, they never believed it had been possible. When the dust cleared they didn't want to react, and anger the Catholics. Heinrich had spared Constantinople the ruthless efficency that befell Constantia and Galaz.

To celebrate his victory, Heinrich threw a ball in his capital and invited all the European heads of state. No one sensed anything, the red eyes that followed them through the words, the ivory faces that were always around them but always out of sight. And at Birlad castle, Hennehof, they were greeted in the early evening by Heinrich II under a growing storm and thick lightning. The Royal Wallachian guard held aloft hundreds of black banners, each enblazened with the scarlet wolf's head, had any of the patrons looked hard enough, they would have seen that they were hollow armor, held up by Heinrich's magic.

In the great hall, lively dance music filled the room, yet no one danced, they stood around the walls of the hall watching as more people filed in out of the cold and rain. Walram and Theodoros watched from the balconies that surrounded the hall. They were with the rest of Wallachia's undead elite, they watched eagerly as the cattle were rounded up and herded around.

"Do you think he'll let us?" Walram asked Theodoros.

"I doubt it, he does not see them as just cattle... he gives them too much credit. He is toying with us!" Theodoros hissed.

"Yes, yes he is... he plays us all for fools! Look all that blood... and the flesh so supple to calls to you!" Both men licked their lips. Heinrich looked up at them from the floor and hissed in their minds, 'Stop drooling and got find something else to suck dry!' They did, leaving the castle and descending down into the countryside.

The ancient Vampire strolled carelessly in his great hall, watching all the different people group together. At one center of attention was the King of Hungary, Salamon the Young. The man beckoned to Heinrich who walked over as if he actually cared what the Hungarian King had to say.

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"Your majesty, what can one King do for another?"

"Grand-Duke," the King said in a mocking reminder, "Your attack against the Byzantine Empire was astounding! How ever were you able to raise an army large enough to attack a land so close to Thrace?"

"I had help, my men fight with the strength of two."

"Obviously, but a problem remains..."

"And what is that?" Heinrich asked with a flair of anger rising in his voice.

"Ah, so the good Duke knows what I speak of!"

"That depends, what do you speak of?"

"Missing messengers, unreplied questions, my demands for your subordination..."

"Ah yes, your messengers arrived, what happened afterwards is beyond my control. As you know, my Western fringe is quiet unstable, theives might have gotten to them."

"Those realms were never unstable under my rule."

"It is a transition period, King, they will settle down."

"Those are my lands, infact this whole Duchy is mine, Mannfred plead fealty to me! Where is your sense, I will bring the Pope into this matter."

"So bring him! His representative is right over there!" Heinrich turned and pointed to an older gentleman with a tall red hat.

"Where do you come from speaking to a King like that?"

"I am your equal, I am Heinrich the second, King of Wallachia."

"You are an unruly Duke, and I will punish you to the fullest extent of my ability!"

By this time the argument between the King of Hungary and the King of the Dead had bought the attention of everyone. The entire room was quiet as they waited for the next sentance, to see who be the first to break down and lose his temper.

Heinrich drew Salamon's ear to his lips, "Do you want to know what happened to your messengers? I ate them. I ate them with Greek wine while women danced around the room wearing only wolf pelts. I ate them, and if you want them back so damned bad, you can dig through my chamber pots, you should be used to the smell, I've seen your wife, I've seen your country, if you have a problem with my suggestion, I will kill you... and I will eat you... but I will not spare any wine for such a tough and disgusting meal. You will go down with cheap ale and water. You have no idea what you are messing with, and frankly... you are badly outnumbered in your current condition." King Salamon looked at Heinrich in utter shock and horror. Heinrich bared his fangs in an evil grin as he reached an arm out to his new bride. She daintily ran to Heinrich and kissed his ear and in doing so allowed Salamon to see her fangs too.

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"What are you people?! Papal Cleric! Quick!" Salamon cried. The old man walked over to the Hungarian King. "Kill these two! Use the holy water!" Salamon, though, didn't wait, and grabbed it out of the Holy man's belt and splashed the water on Heinrich, who stood there unflinching and perfectly fine.

"What is the matter with you, o' Great King of Hungary?!" The cleric asked.

"Heretics! These two are heretics! The whole nation of Wallachia is full of nothing but heretics!"

"Oh, come now Salamon... that is a harsh charge... even if it is true!" Heinrich mocked.

"You admit to such treasonous charges?" The Holy man asked.

"Mannfred always told me to tell the truth... GUARDS! Sieze these prisoners!" From the doors and hallways Heinrich's Vampires returned surrounding everyone. Salamon drew his blade, when Heinrich walked over to him, "Go back to Hungary, get a good sleep... you'll need it... for when we meet on the field of battle..."

Salamon stood there dumfounded, "What do you mean?"

"Run, fool!" Heinrich turned, lunged forward and bit into the Holy man, tearing his throat out in one bloody motion. His wife lunged toward Salamon, but the King deflected her into several panicked minstrils. The ensueing blood bath would be the infamous start to the first wars against the Vampires. Salamon was the only survivor... but only because Heinrich let him live.

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Part Two
Pressburg; Hungary; June 1112



Salamon sat on his throne shaking in fear. Wallachian armies had crossed into Bihar county. To the south the Croatians fought a seperate war against the Hungarians. The only people defending Hungary from Wallachia were rural millitias and Polish mercenaries. The King knew eventually he would have to fight Heinrich, for the good of his country and what remained of his dignity.

Salamon had gained allies in the form of the Pope, King of Germany and the King of Poland. Together they had Heinrich labeled a heretic and had him excommunicated, not that it meant anything to Heinrich or his Vampiric cohorts.

"Good King, the Pope sends his gratitude in your fight against two heretics," Salamon's cleric said.

"That's great, but where are his troops?! I can't fight Wallachia alone!"

"The Pope said nothing about troops..."

Salamon turned to his chancelor, "You, what of the German King? Does he send troops?!"

"No... he is involved in a war against the Pagans in Pommernia, Mecklenburg and in Bohrussia."

"But those pagans are tiny tribes, that cannot possibly distract the entire Kingdom?"

"The King is leading the crusade, thus cannot help you."

"What about Poland?!"

"Fighting the Russians, they actually asked if you where sending troops to help them..."

"What about the Croats? Any sign of peace?"

"No, they rejected the last treaty you had us send them."

"This is horrible, how will we fight Heinrich's Wallachians?!"

"Sir, I did... however, manage to hire some Irish mercenaries, about 5,000... they have agreed to cut their normal costs because it is a crusade."

"Good, when will they be here?!"

"They already are..."

"Good, I will ride with them to Bihar, and route the Wallachians!" The sudden change of heart surprised the Chacellor but he nodded, and called for Salamon's horse. The Hungarian King believed with these 5,000 troops he could route the Wallachian army of 4,000 that was sieging Bihar.



Part Three
Bihar; Hungary; July 1112



Heinrich stood at the rear of his army with Theodoros and Walram watching the siege progress.

"The city will not hold out much longer," Theodoros said.

"Hopefully..." Walram said impatiently. He twiddled his thumbs an made a popping noise with his lips in a futile attempt to remain alert.

"Stop it boy!" Heinrich snapped, "You are too damn old to act like a child when asked to stand still!"

"Then let me kill!"

"I said no!" Heinrich's rise in rage brought a new series of thunderclaps to the red clouds that followed the Vampiric armies.

"They are calling to me! Can't you hear them father? 'Kill us! Kill us!'"

"Shut up boy!" Heinrich back-handed his son and sent him whimpering to his tent.

"Your greatness, enemy troops on the horizon." Heinrich turned to Theodoros who was pointing to a growing dust cloud to the west. "It is King Salamon himself!"

"No matter, he but a child, the forces of the dead will own this day! You stay here, continue the siege, I will sally forth with my own army and crush that pathetic brat of a King!" Before Theodoros could protest Heinrich spurred his horse onwards and with the black magic barely off his lips called himself up an army to fight Salamon. From the ground rose long dead armies, they rose with ancient armor and still carried their battle standards of wars long past.

"Soldiers of the neatherworld, let us crush the living so that they may join us in death's eternal glory!"

On the other side of the battlefield Salamon was trying to be as galant as possible, he tried to ignore the uneartly storm, all he could see was Heinrich riding toward him with a massive army that had seemingly risen from nowhere. He rode in the finest armor money could buy, atop a beautiful steed surrounded by sell-swords.

Heinrich rode astride a horse he had risen from the grave, surrounded by the shambling hordes of the dead, his sword crackled with magic as did his entire being as he puppeted his troops forward. "Dance my minions! The Hungarian King stands against you! Fight! Drag his soldies down into death so that they may join us in our struggle!" The Vampire did know who he was talking to, but it made him feel better, to cheer on his forces of doom. Across the field he spotted Salamon himself, under five huge banners he was an easy target.

"COWARD!" Heinrich roared pointing to Salamon across the entire distance, "FIGHT ME!"

Salamon was in shock the troops Heinrich led were shambing, half-rotted corpes and skeletons armed with Roman swords and greek shields. "Cleric, what kind of monstrosity is this?!"

"I have no idea, Lord" Salamon looked over at the Holy man as he made the cross over his torso and began to pray for saving.

"Will God help us against such a Satanic foe?"

"Hopefully... because the Pope was smart in not helping."

"Are you saying we've been sacrificed?!"

"More or less!"

Salamon stopped his horse and rode off, away from the battle, leaving the mercenaries in the hands of a feeble-priest.

"My Lord, My Lord! You must fight!" But it was too late, the undead horde was upon the Irish mercenaries. Heinrich hacked his war path to the priest.

"WHERE IS SALAMON?!"

"He ran off!"

"WHAT?!" The single word shattered the ribs of the priest as well as causing the clouds to explode into lightning, "THE COWARD RUNS FROM ME? I HAVE CHALLENGED HIM!"

"He declines, O King of the Damned." Heinrich crushed the small man in his palms as he watched the figure of Salamon shrink into the distance. The Irish were slaughtered without a commander, and now Heinrich had all of Bihar surrounded. He cursed Salamon under his breath and whispered into his deathly winds:

"Run cowardly King of Hungary, run all you want! But now where ever you run you will find shame, and you will always be running until I find you, and I will kill you. So run all you want, your fate is sealed, you will join my horde as just another wight, a dead minion who just happened to be a King while he was alive. Oh yes, you will fight for me Salamon... you will fight for me!"



Part Four
Pest; Hungary; September 1113



Salamon heard Heinrich's mocking voice the entire way back to Pest. It always seemed the Vampire was right behind him, mocking him, watching him, feeding off him. Bihar fell to the dead, Heinrich's Vampires looted the city of the only material that ment anything to them, the human population. In Pest, Salamon tried to raise support for a new army to command, but few took the bait. They had heard the horror stories of those who stood in front of Heinrich's army. They also heard the story of their King's less than brave retreat from Bihar. So far Salamon had 1,500 men from the local militia. It would have to make due for the time being, as he waited for his army of 5,000 to march north from Croatia. He didn't know that the Croatian campaign was going poorly, his army had lost over 1,000 men in a battle outside Zara. And in Pressburg the Slovakian Duke was planning on usurping the Kingdom from his cowardly liege.

"Sir, reports of the red storm... it is heading right this way... Heinrich knows you are here!"

"I must pray!" Salamon declared as he took off toward the church.

"Don't worry sir, I'll fetch your brown pants!" The soldier joked. There was no respect left for the King, who had blatently fled while Bihar was razed and the population slaughtered. Salamon did not get the joke, nor did he stop to do anything about it, he needed to cleanse his soul before Heinrich removed it so he could add Salamon to his collection of puppets.

Heinrich could smell Salamon from down the Danau, he saw Pest castle in the distance, he saw the church and everything... he plotted, the defenses were weak, much weaker than Bihar or even Constantia. He could not wait, he turned to Theodoros, "Watch the army, I will find Salamon and bring him to the fight myself!" And with that he rode down to the town under his own banner.

"Salamon, he's here for you!" The priest said from the bell tower, "Heinrich rode into town alone, and is calling for you!" Salamon knew now there was no more running. He stood up and turned around. Inside the doorway was a lone figure. The shadows grew and shrank with the figure's breath.

"Would you really do it in a church, Heinrich?" Salamon asked, trying to draw bravery from his mocking comment.

"I doesn't change anything for me, there is no God where I am sending you."

"You are in a house of God!"

"Church, Brothel, Inn, Saloon, Harlem they are all just names, Salamon. They are all the same."

"You cannot believe the palace he rule from is the same as a whore-house!"

"But I do, both cover me from the sun, and there are women who'd do anything for a taste of undeath... they are the same!"

"God will smite you!"

"Why hasn't he? I've killed inside churches before... it is like killing outside, except I have the advantage of shadows... nooks and crannies fit only for a bat... Salamon... why did you run to a church? You should have picked something with a back door... so you could keep running."

"I make my fight here, Vampire!"

"No, no you don't... you will make your fight out there, where I'll butcher you in front of your men... disheartening them and as they watch their king have his bowels removed, before I bring you back as a mindless wight, a mere sergeant in my army of the dead. Can't you hear him, Salamon? Death... he calling for you!" Heinrich walked over to Salamon, picked him up, armor and all, and carried him to the front. Heinrich carried him as if he were a mere child and when the Pest Militia was all together, Heinrich threw Salamon down in front of his men.

"Heinrich, I will give you one chance to save yourself," Salamon said, suddenly braver with the knowledge of his inevitable death.

Heinrich laughed, his vile laugh was heard in Franken by the German King. "You act like you have a spine, Salamon, but is it true?!"

"I am not joking, Vampire, our Lord God will smite you where you stand!"

"Then let him! Oh, I forgot... the skies listen to me, SALAMON!" The name of the Hungarian King brought lightning down from Heinrich's red clouds, setting the church ablaze with green flames. Behind Heinrich was the army he had raised to siege Pest. It was a Roman legion in size, standing menacingly above the city, ready to grind it to dust.

"Vampire, stop laughing and fight me!" Salamon stood in a fighter stance. Heinrich laughed harder, but pulled his sword out lazily. He dragged it in the mud and dirt as he watched Salamon try to brave. He walked over to Salamon, got within arm's length, put his hand on Salamon's head, and turned the dead King's head all the way back so his shocked face looked back at the weary Hungarian troops.

"THERE DEFENDERS OF PEST! THAT IS THE DEATH OF COWARDLY SALAMON! HIS NECK SNAPPED WITH THE VAMPIRE NOT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT!" The Vampire's roaring laughter was a cue to Theodoros and Walram to bring the army down to sack the city.



Part Five
Pressburg; Hungary; June 1117



King Kálmán of Hungary stood within the towers that surrounded his capital. The past four years went poorly for Hungary. The Vampires pushed deep within the Kingdom, putting peasants and nobles to the sword to feed their unholy army. By this time, all of Europe knew of the Great Vampire Kings, and there was no dening the effect they had on Europe. Heretics and Excommunicated Kings began to flock to Heinrich's side. Vampire cults were formed throughout Europe, and these heretics got enough money together to pay for the group to travel to Wallachia and join their idol's war against the Catholics.

After ending the costly war with Croatia with only minor gains, Kálmán had marched northward to Csanad. He was met by an undead regiment led by the son of the Vampire, Walram. Even though Walram had niether the necromantic abilities nor the leadership abilities, the tired Hungarian troops proved to be no match for the undead horde that followed Walram. In 1115 Kálmán was forced to retreat to Pest, there he found Theodoros, the greatest general of all the Vampires aside from Heinrich himself. The Hungarian army was crushed, and the new King only barely survived to retreat to his capital. There, in June of 1117 he had a visitor, the Vampire himself.

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"What do you wish from me?" Kálmán asked.

"Don't play hero, boy!" Heinrich said quietly. Kálmán, at 53, the hunched over King was not used to being refered to as young; but it was obvious to him that Heinrich was far older, blessed with his infinite lifespan. "I am here to end this damn war. As you can see it has not been kind to me, and it has been too long. I want an end..."

"Ah, so you will return Hungarian land?"

"NEVER! I am here to extract a peace from you. It will be on my terms, it will be my victory. So you have a choice, King, either you surrender now, and give in to my peace, which is reasonable... I think... and I will take my army and go home. Or you can reject my peace, and I will sack your city, kill you and all your citizens and declare the Kingdom that István the Great began dead. Now what do you say to that?"

Kálmán sat there in a stunned silence, "What are your terms for your peace." Heinrich smiled a wicked and evil grin as he pulled out a scroll of paper.

"First, you will cede to me all counties currently controled by my armies... only one is under your direct control. Second, you will recognize me as Duke of Pest and Temes. Third, you owe me 1000 ducats for the amount of money I had to spend on this damned war. Lastly, you will recognize me as King of Wallachia, and drop your claims on that title." Heinrich rolled the paper up, and pulled out a new one. Writen in Hungarian by the Vampire himself, the ink was blood and the paper human skin. Kálmán looked over the ornate lettering and noted the irony of the penmenship on such a horric piece parchment.

"That is all?"

"That is all. You sign that paper, and I will leave, and those red clouds will retreat back to Wallachia, which will be much bigger."

"And what will we expect from Wallachia in the future?"

"How should I know?" Heinrich said with an air of sarcasm.

Kálmán looked up at Heinrich to see if the Vampire's expression changed after the comment. But when he looked, Heinrich's small smile did not fade, instead the Vampire met the Hungarian's eyes with his own. The human found himself lost in the soulless pits of the Vampire's eyes, "I'll agree to your peace, Vampire." He took out a pen and ink and crawled his name under Heinrich's, "I'm sorry I couldn't also sign in blood." Heinrich laughed, not the inhuman roar he was known for, but a human laugh.

"I didn't bring any, but you'd be surprised how easy it is to find." Heinrich took the scroll and rolled it back up, and tucked it away in his cloak.

"How did you become what you are," Kálmán asked.

"It is a long story, but simply put: I was bit too, long ago..." The Hungarian king noticed a difference in Heinrich now that the war was over. Kálmán stood up and over the table offered Heinrich a hand shake. The Vampire eyed the hand suspiciously, but took it. The mortal noticed the cold that shot through his body.

"I'm in a good mood, human, don't expect me to be like this normally."

"Nor would I." Heinrich smiled, and took leave from Pressburg. His army followed him back toward Wallachia. Kálmán saw Heinrich join back up with his inner circle of Vampires. For the first time in a month the sun shown over Pressburg. The peasants and nobles knew it would take a while for Hungary to return to normal after the unholy rampage of the Vampires. They found their fields fallow, their graves dug up and the general aura of the occupied villages low. Many had been forced into starvation, or had joined the ranks of the Vampires either willingly or were raised from the dead.

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Part Six
Birlad; Wallachia; April 1119



The Vampires of Heinrich's court gathered around to welcome a new member, Dietrich, Heinrich's younger son entered the life of a Vampire. But unlike the rest of them, he retained much of his compassion for the humans. Theodoros and Walram, husks of their human selves, watched in anger as Dietrich took his place next to his father. A powerful military leader, as well as a good diplomat, he wore a smile instead of the normal indifference that graced a Vampire's lips. He sat down and looked over to his older brother and beckoned him, "Come Walram, this is father's Kingdom yet, long live the King."

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Walram rolled his eyes and walked away with Theodoros. Heinrich took note of the incident and filed it away with all the other little notes to self he had made over his long life. He looked over to his wife Klara and back out toward the filled dining room, "Well? Feast!" The Vampires dug into their grusome meal, while Heinrich got up and left to be amongst the bats and ravens of the castle. He went back to plottng, he'd have to plan... it was only a matter of time that the Catholic armies arived to end the reign of the Vampires.
 
Mr. Capiatlist said:
Thank you, and for the most part... no... but my Vampire can only be in so many places at once ;)
well considering that the Kingdom of Hungary consists of nothing but crap provinces I'd say give the Kingdom of Hungary to whomever......keeping Pressburg for yourself of course ;)
 
How did you manage not to have demesne penalty? Edited savegame? I'm asking cause I know nothing about modifying the game.
 
That Wallachia is amazing :wacko:
Good work!

Also, what graphics mod are you using for your courtiers? The scroll is nifty... :)
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Hajji Giray I said:
Someone might want to tell Fenwick

This is interesting, though. I'm thinking of getting CK through GamersGate, so I will be watching. :)
Ha ha!

I thought I had seen it somewhere... :rofl: :rofl:

I am quite embarrased!


I forget where I got the new courtier graphics, but they are niffty, and I didn't make them...

Yeah, it is impressive, but a recent tango with Byzantium yielded mix results... :eek:

Not to give away any hints... :rolleyes:
 
Pain in the Neck


The Chronicals of the von Henneberg Vampires


Chapter Three:
The Second Vampiric Wars



Part One
Birlad; Wallachia; June, 1128


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Heinrich sat on his throne made from black stone, and covered in a fine red silk seat he had pruchesed from the far-off eastern lands. A nobelman from France had called to speak to him, the Grand Vampire, and now Heinrich grew impatient as he waited to listen to some common mortal. But when Thomas d'Auvergne walked in Heinrich recognized him. As unlike as it seemed to the ancient Vampire, the two were brothers-in-death, sired by the same Elder vampire.

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"O great brother," d'Auvergne began, bowing deeply at Heinrich's feet, "I come with a request, please, will you hear me out?"

Heinrich looked at the man, with long hair and a pointed beard, "That depends, brother... what do you want from me?"

"I have claims on the throne of France, his nation is weak, as his is politcal strength... I need an army to take Paris and assume the throne of the nation that is rightfully mine."

"And what am I getting out of all of this?"

"Redemtion from the defeat against the Romans!" Heirnich hissed at Thomas in his disgust that his brother brought up that topic.

"Damn you man! Brother or not, that wasn't a defeat... we made off with territory, and the destruction of an entire generation of Romans!"

"Please, they speak of you as weak in Germany and in France, please! Prove to the mortals that the Vampire lords are still to be feared!"

Heinrich pondered the possibility, "Who leads France now?"

"An old man, he isn't long for this Earth."

"And who shall inherit his Kingdom should he be found dead?"

"His son, Henri, he is a maniac, mentally he is equal to a three-year-old... if he were to become King, the dukes would rise up and each would make a grab for the Kingdom."

"How old is his son?"

"Thirty."

"WALRAM!" From the shadows Walram emerged. His face was heavily scared, with the largest running from the top of his head down his face, over one eye, and down to his jaw bone. His face sat in a perminant scowl after the horendous injuries that befell him outside of Constantinople.

"What is it father?"

"I have someone I need dead." Walram was happy, and tried to smile, but the right corner of his mouth was unable to move from the large scar.

"Who, father?"

"The King of France."

"Sounds wonderful, he shall be dead by the end of the month!" Walram turned and left the throne room. Thomas watched him disappear back into the shadows and slip from the solid world.

Heinrich turned to Thomas, "How is father?"

"Fine, I'd assume... he told me I'd find you here... he seems quiet pleased with your work."

"Still traveling the world? Coward really."

"Yes, I gathered that... he is paranoid with the ages..."

"How long ago did he convert you?"

"About two years ago."

"Ahh... so he is still alive... One day I will find him, and I will kill him."

"How long have you been plotting that?"

"Too long."



Part Two
Constantinople; Byzantium; September, 1123



Heinrich's army stood outside of the Byzantine capital. This was not Heinrich's war, he had been peacefully rebuilding the Hungarian provences from the Vampiric War when Byzantium declared war in an attempt to crush the Vampires and prove its strength against the Catholics. They had invaded Heinrich's realm, which to him was a personal insult. In his furry he slaughtered several sevant girls, including one of Walram's concubines.

"TO WAR!" He had bellowed out his window, calling up the dead from their graves. Wallachians had become used to the idea. Their sons nevered had to worry about going to war during their lives, become they would serve their King in death. Even so, Wallachia still ahd a large living army out of tradition and the need for an everyday defense.

Now the dreaded army of Wallachia, which had never been defeated stood outside Byzantium's capital, taking it would end the existance of last great Orthodox power. Heinrich was hoping for the best, but the large walls were nagging at him. They were neigh impenitrable.

"Father, when we get in there...I will find the Emperor's daughter, and I will use her to replace the empty plot in my harlem," Walram said to his father.

"Walram, when we get in there, you can have any and all the women of Rome herself." Walram smiled at the thought. He didn't get pleasure out of sex, but he did get pleasure out of the pain of women. Dietrich stood beside his father, always the great Vampire's left hand. Theodoros stood next to Walram, the two had become close friends, sharing the same hatred of the living. Theodoros turned to Heinrich in an attempt to read his master's mind, to sort out the details of Heinrich's plan.

"King, shall we begin?"

"No, the Romans are coming out to meet us head on... they will leave Constantinople defenseless!" Heinrich drew his sword and used it to direct different regiments of zombies and skeletons.

"Sir, they have a massive army!"

"We shall crush them!"

"Father, Theodoros is right, I doubt we can do much damage to a 20,000 man army."

Heinrich turned to Dietrich and glaring spoke but a simple sentance: "Quiet your cowardice, or return to Birlad and wait for my return so I can kill you!" Walram looked over a his younger brother and laughed quietly. Dietrich quieted himself, and mounted up onto his horse to look down at the battlefield. Theodoros and Dietrich could sense the impending defeat.

In the thick of battle an hour later, Heinrich stood at the center of the killing, slaughtering twenty men with every arch of his sword. The battle was being won, The Emperor had been slain by Heinrich, who cut him in three without realizing it was the Emperor himself. The Byzantine army retreated for the time being, back to Adrianople to lick their wounds. Heinrich entered Constantinople to weaping women and the blood of suicides. Walram quickly set about his search, which ended an hour later in St. Sophia. Heinrich walked into the palace and sat down on the throne of the Byzantine Emperor, drunk with power he demanded the death of every Byzantine man between the ages of fifteen and thrity.

In Adrianople the new Emperor took power quickly, and rallied another, even larger army, from Nikaea and the rest of Antolia. With this new army, he marched to Constantinople before it was too late, he needed to force the Vampries out before Constantinople ended up like Belgrade, a husk of a city, burnt and ruined and vampirized.

"Father!" Walram shouted, covered in the blood of the ex-Emperor's daughter, "Another army approaches, larger than the last! Theodoros says maybe 35,000!"

"What! How could they have a new Emperor so fast?"

"It was the Prince of Nikaea, with his army he declared himself the new Emperor, and the rest agreed! We need to hurry!" Tapping into the Byzantine crypts, Heinrich raised not only zombies and skeletons, but the Kings of Old, Wights, to fight as undead generals. With an army of 5,000 living troops and 12,000 undead troops, Heinrich hoped he had a chance.

Two hours later, Heinrich's army was crumbling. He and Walram were back to back holding off entire regiments of Byzantine troops. Walram did not have the magical ability of his father, who cut down entire divisions with a glance. All seemed to be lost for the Vampire lord when Theodoros charged in with the Wights to save his King. Walram became locked in combat with the new Emperor, who believed the younger Vampire to be his father. Walram stubbled and the Emperor took his chance to end the Vamprie threat and slashed Walram upwards across the face. Walram didn't bleed as he stumbled around trying to regain his balance. The new Emperor stood proud as Constantine the Great, under Heinrich's power, cut him in half. The Byzantines were Emperorless yet again, but the Vampires packed up and fled northward to Wallachia's southern border.

There, in 1125 Heinrich managed to get a peace, after the utter failure of the Byzantine Armies to follow him northward. Byzantium had lost an entire generation and a small bit of territory, Wallachia had lost some of its prestige as an undefeated nation. Many thought the Vampire problem was over, but Heinrich was licking his wounds, waiting to strike out again...



Part Three
Paris; France; August 1130



The French nation was in total anarchy. Massive armies from rival Dukes fought over control of the Kingdom, as a man with the intelligence of a small-child sat on the throne. From the East came the red clouds that the Byzantines and Hungarians knew so well. Walram had killed the old French King, but in doing so brought the retaliation of the French upon Wallachia. Heinrich was pleased. He led his army along with Walram, Theodoros and Thomas, to Paris where he would crush the warring armies and take Paris for Thomas.

When the armies of the undead arrived, the other armies scattered, including those guarding Paris. Heinrich basked in the glory with the sacking of Paris, and in a cerimony, had Thomas bathed in the blood of the French Kings and Dukes and crowned him the new King of France. Europe was shocked, now two Vampires stood in charge of Catholic nations. The French Dukes eventually graviated back to the Kingdom, accepting the Vampire as their new King. Once again, the world was sure of Heinrich's strength.

So it is with bulstered confidence that Heinrich returned to Wallachia and began to patiently wait as the Hungarian kingdom began to fight within itself... weakening the buffer between central Europe and the Vampiric threat of Wallachia.



Part Four
Pest; Wallachia; April 1133



Heinrich sat on his black throne contemplating. He spent much of his time in a deep trance, plotting, scheming and other-wise being devious. Europe once again feared his Empire, which was beginning to expand once again, slowly and steadily. Recently, Heinrich moved his personal castle to Pest, a much richer provence than Birlad, which remained a capital of sorts. Pest was much closer to Hungary, the target of Heinrich's plotting. There was no need for his undead, shambling armies... he had enough living troops to fight his wars. His men were estatically loyal. They were not the vassals of a mortal, they were the vassals of a Demi-God... immortal. Cults began to build around Heinrich, especially in Hungary and Bohemia. They were willing be slaughtered to feed their idol's blood lust, and Heinrich was greatful, it meant he did not need to poach from his own towns.

"Father," a voice called. Heinrich opened his eyes and saw Walram kneeling before the throne. For some time, Heinrich questioned Walram's sanity, which would ebb in and out like the tides of Belograd, the largest port on the Black Sea.

"What is it, Walram?"

"The counts of Hungary... are growing restless... there King is inept... It shall be only months... before some begin... to break away... prime targets..." Walram punctuated speech was only one sign of his loosened grip on reality.

"Good, good... Now they will see that the Vampires have not lost any of their luster. Once Hungary has been embattled for a decade, we shall strike... swiftly we shall crush them."

"I likes... the sound of... Hungarians screaming..." Heinrich sighed and rolled his eyes, his eldest was going to become a problem later.

From the corner sounded Heinrich's voice of sanity, Dietrich, "Father... I believe if you are to wage this war, which I am sure you will, you should use living troops... the dead leave provences raped of any good... people flee from them in absolute horror, leaving pronences depopulated and worthless... They will not be afraid to return to provences that were taken by living troops, there will not be the same aura that hangs over the rest of Wallachia."

"Silence, Dietrich! Though you speak the truth, the ruthless efficency of the dead cannot be so easily cast aside. Peasants love serving under me because they know their sons are much less likely to be called up, leaving the farms to keep producing. That is why we can win these wars... our peasants don't starve while those in our enemies do." Dietrich was silenced, he looked back down at his papers and different international affairs.

"It seems the English have tried to invade Ireland," Dietrich said.

"I don't care," Heinrich said forwardly.

"Father, international affairs effect Wallachia too... If England gets too powerful what is stopping them from invading France and Germany?"

"France and Germany," Heinrich said, "Western Europe avoids war because losing the war is disasterous, so what stops England from invading France and Germany, the good chance their invasion will fail. Germany is powerful, far more powerful than France... what stops Germany from invading France? The chance they might lose, the chance that they will be back stabbed by Sweden or Poland, or Hungary or even us..." Heinrich carried an aura of omnipotence, having been alive for countless centuries, he knew what he was talking about. Dietrich went back to reading dispatches.

"Burgos has fallen to the Muslims, all of Iberia is under their control." Deitrich waited for his father's responce, which did not come. "Sweden invaded Finland, mixed success there... Hungary is trying again to take Croatia... no success there for either side..."

"Is there any news from here?" Heinrich asked angryily.

"Um... Belgrade converted to Catholism... so no..."

"What about Hungary?"

"The Hungarian Counts are becoming increasingly angered at their King's lack of forsight and his general inability to rule. Many of them are preparing to try to sucede and then usurp the Hungarian crown... The Prince of Slovakia is the most open of with his plans, and is getting increasingly disturbed."

"Okay, enough!" Heinrich stood up and left the throne room, passing Theodoros on his way up to the tall spires of his Pest castle. The tallest one was his own, from it he could see all around him as well as look down at the city of Pest itself. His castle was an artifical mountain, the center of Heinrich's Empire. The moon was bright as it hung low in the sky, the nights were cloudless so Heinrich could enjoy some amount of light on his pale skin. From his tower he could see the realms of Hungary, his dream...

"Heinrich," called a sensual voice. The Vampire turned around to see Klara, Queen of Wallachia standing behind him. She was much younger than he, and retained her human impulses and lustfulness. He tried to get close to him, but thousands of years had killed his own sexual drive and he remained unmoved by her attempts.

"I have better things to be doing, Klara... do you have an actual purpose?" She pouted up, still try to finally break him. He ignored her attempts, and went over to his desk covered in maps. To the west of Wallachia lay the crumbling Kingdom of Hungary, which was falling deeper and deeper into Heinrich's grasp. Some European Kings refered to Heinrich as the rightful King of Hungary, which angered the Hungarian King. But for two decades Heinrich didn't do anything, and now Wallachia was coiling up to strike at the heart of Hungary... what they needed was territory on the other side of the Danube. Fejer was Heinrich's closest goal... he must take Fejer when the Count there finally sucedes... the small county could not stop the might of Wallachia's undead legions.

Within a month, the Duke of Slovakia suceded from Hungary and led a rebellion of Hungary's fledgling Russian territory. Heinrich waited patiently as the Hungarians began squandering away their troops fighting each other. The Duke of Slovakia got little help from the other monarchs of Europe, forlorn he was left to keep fighting the Hungarians in a guerilla war across the plains of Eastern Europe. But Heinrich waited. As Klara cooed, and Dietrich talked, and Theodoros squirmed, and Walram pleaded... no war came... Heinrich took his time, there was no hurry.

Even Europe became anxious for Heinrich's attack, everyone but the King of Hungary, who had no idea what was going on. Heinrich waited for the neccessary step, Fejer had to be his. And when the Count of Fejer renounced his loyalty to the Hungarian King, Wallachia struck.



Part Five
Fejer; County of Fejer; May, 1135



Miklós Árpád, Count of Fejer, looked out to the East and saw the Red storm clouds announcing the movement of Heinrich's army. The Vampire was moving toward Fejer, he needed it, he needed to take Fejer to be able to attack across the Danube, and to threaten Pressburg. Luckily, Miklós thought, that same river still defended Fejer, Heinrich still couldn't cross without boats, which were all tied up on the Western bank. The Count watched as the first waves of Heinrich's undead horde moved over the horizon. Thousands of black banners with the red wolf flew over the army. The dragged catapults and other siege machines... they seriously believed they were going to get across the river. Miklós chuckled at the Wallachians, who eventually made their way to the banks of the river. The Count could see the Vampiric Lord shouting orders to his troops commanding them to do something that was unknown to the Hungarian Count.

The Count watched in curiosity as the Skeletons that made up Heinrich's army began to march into the waters as if they were simply walking down a hill. Miklós laughed, so hard that the keen ears of the Vampire picked it up, and Heinrich turned and look at Miklós. The Count froze when his eyes made contact with Heinrich's. The Vampire's power was unbearable, feral in its sophistication, aware of everything that was going on. Miklós saw the Vampire laugh, and point across the river, the Count moved his gaze, and in his horror, saw the Skeletons walking up, out of the river on the Western bank. Fejer was doomed.


Heinrich stood laughing at the Count of Fejer's horror. Tens of thousands of skeletons sumerged themselves into the river, and walked to the other side. Heinrich could have joined them had he wished, he had no need for air, but that would mean ruining his clothes, so he waited for his servants to free several boats for them and the siege equipment. These eventually came, and Heinrich got on the first boat across the river, he would, once again, personally be involved in this battle.

"Father, brilliant!" Dietrich said, trying to earn a few seconds of gratitude from his father.

"Yes, now let us crush this city!" The defenders of Fejer began to line the walls of the city, ready to drive back the undead horde.

Miklós was amongst those on the wall. He looked out at a vast, seemingly numberless mass of skeletons and zombies standing outside his city. All this time he had been worried about being crushed by the King of Hungary, he had never put two seconds thought on being crushed by the King of the Dead.

"Count of Fejer, as is tradition, you will be given this, and only this, chance to surrender our city to me, or watch as I crush it under my heel, grinding it and anyone living behind those walls to dust. Your dead will fuel my army, there will be no mercy for anyone... so what do you say?"

The Count took a deep breath and looked around at his men. They were already bloodied, in the last few hours they had to kill all the Cultists and Vampire allies, including troops and ministers. But the men around him were loyal to their families first, and Fejer second.

"Please sir, I have a family, I don't want them to die!" one soldier said.

"I just got married, I am no soldier!" None of them were, they were a militia regiment.

"No, you will defend my city!"

"Your city?!"

"This is our city!"

"This is no city of yours!" The soldiers closed around Miklós they grabbed him and picked him up, and threw him over the side down onto the spears and skeletons of Heinrich's army.

"Great Vampire," one soldier, selected by his peers, shouted down, "We have no quarrel with you, please, let our city be... and we will be loyal to you to the end! Our soldiers have all died, sent to fight Slovakia! We are mere boys, fathers, farmers... and we have families! We will open the gates for you, if you promise to let the city be!"

Down on the ground, Dietrich leaned over to his father, "Father... there are bigger prizes to be won here... Leave this city, they have already promised to be loyal... Save your strength for the bigger targets, like Pressburg..." Heinrich looked at Dietrich and eyed him over slowly. Dietrich sweated under his armor and hoped his father would not have to kill anyone today.

"Defenders of Fejer, open the gate... though we still have talking to do!" Heinrich shouted, he looked over at Dietrich who smiled slightly, and followed his father into the city, which had erupted with jubilation.



Part Six
Fejer; Wallachia; June 1135



The Second Vampiric Wars had begun and Heinrich had walked into Fejer without a problem aside from crossing a river. The citizenry cheered his entry, which he was not used to. They were happy that the Árpáds had finally been outsted. They heard stories of Heinrich's benevolence. Women lined the streets to grab at Heinrich and his fellow Vampires. Makeshift banners of the Wallachian flag already flew over the city. "Liberation!" many cried. Heinrich made his way to the center of the city, and the main government buildings. There the 'defenders' of the city crowned Heinrich their new count. The soldiers had fought over the right to crown the Vampire.

"Heinrich von Henneburg, you have been crowned the rightful ruler of Fejer, may Hungary tremble at your might, and let Europe's nightmares be filled with your armies!" Heinrich smiled, the soldiers had painted their faces grey to try to emulate even the most basic features of the Vampires. The city had been full of cultists, it would have been impossible for Miklós to have had them all killed. Even his former wife was amongst the cultists.

Heinrich stood there, adjusted the crown, and then looked down at the soldiers, "I thank you for the ease of taking this town, but you realize... this war has only begun... there is much left to win." He walked back to his procession, stopped then turned to the men, find a mayor... I cannot rule if I am at war... When i leave these clouds will part, and your crop will return to life." And with that, Heinrich left Fejer to begin a twenty-year war of conquest.



Part Seven
Pecs; Kingdom of Hungary; May 1140



Five years of war left no dent in the Army of Wallachia. Meanwhile the citizens and soldiers of Pecs starved. Heinrich aimed to make a point of them. The red clouds had sat above the city for two years now, held there by Heinrich's minions as he marched around. The land around Pecs was fallow, the gaia around the city was all gone, dead or pushed away. The whole world was in grey-scale, the psychological effect of the Vampires. The only color was the red clouds and green lightning.

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"Sir," a young boy asked. Aged no more than fourteen he had been drafted into the Army, and held a spear three times his own height.

"What?" demanded his commander.

"I am starving, all the troops are... there is no food, there is no rain... what are we to do?"

"We are not surrendering, the Vampires will destroy this town!"

"Sir, it is too late for that. When a soldier finally dies of starvation, he instantly rises to attack the nearest man. Heinrich's magic is too much... this town has already been destroyed!"

"No! The King's Army is coming!"

"The King is fighting Slovakia on the edges of Russia! He will not save us!"

The commander smacked the small boy, sending him and the spear in his hand to the ground, "Don't speak like that about the King!"

"Sir! He's abondoned us!"

"I will not let the city fall!"

A second soldier entered, panic striken and pale as a ghost, "They are assaulting the town! They have already broken through the first barrier!"

"Fight them!" shouted the commander. From the shadows materialized the guant figure of Walram, he stuck a blade in the commander's throat, killing him instantly, then lunged for the second soldier, who froze in terror and was drained by the Vampire. The small boy sat there in a pool of his own wastes, cowaring.

"Look at the little... boy!" Walram said, his hands twiddling in excitement. He stepped closer to the boy, who rolled up into a ball. Walram laughed, and soaked in the boy's discomfort. "I am going... to... kill you." He grabbed the boys arm and pulled it out of its socket.

Meanwhile Heinrich stood on the walls of Pecs laughing as the city fell to the hordes of the dead. His mastery of the battlefield once again meant the death of a entire city. No mercy was shown to Pecs, which had defiently withstood so many attacks before. Fires began to rage in the center of the city, and the screams of the living enticed him. The blood of the innocent called to him. He answered the call, jumping down and joining the battle. He was hunted by soldiers who new of their own deaths. Each one thought he was more likely to kill the Vampire than the thousands who had tried before and failed. Fighting on foot, Heinrich would crush entire regiments; on horse back he could take entire cities.

Rounding a corner, Heinrich found the galant Marschal of the Hungarian Armies trying to steady troops for battle. "MARSCHAL!" screamed the Vampire, "FIGHT ME! FiGHT ME HERE!" The Marschal turned and saw Heinrich, he drew his sword slowly, and kissed the cross at the base of the hilt.

"Protect me O' Lord, give me strength," the Knight whispered. He stood ready infront of his men, sword up and shield ready. Heinrich stood opposite him, his sword shreaking in the wind, covered with blood and gore. The Marschal charged his foe with a cry of "For King and Country" before being hacked into six pieces. Heinrich stood unmoved, drenched in blood. He bent over the fallen body and drank from it, feeling the strength entering him. The Hungarian soldiers began scattering, and Heinrich hunted them down, killing them one by one.

Walram stalked the shadows searching for blood, not worried about the battle. The city was burning down around him. Hordes of zombies prowled the streets, mindlessly searching for the living. Cultists laughed and slaughtered hiding families, and the actual Wallachian troops stood outside the city, watching for the Hungarian army which never came.

Pecs fell to the Vampires, and the city itself died.



Part Eight
Pressburg; Kingdom of Hungary; August 1155



The last city of the Hungarian Kingdom was surrounded by the Bohemians to the West and the Wallachians to the East. The King himself was fleeing to Poland, where he had a small county waiting for him. Many hoped if Heinrich could be stopped here, a Hungarian Republic could be built, or the old Kingdom salvaged. But Heinrich's army was enourmous. Fueled by the Hungarian dead and the living troops of conquered territories. Heinrich sat on his undead horse watching the city in the distance. Clouded in black smoke and the shade of the clouds over head. He smiled as he watched the fruits of his struggles. One last city, one last charge... he laughed, he laughed so hard that the green lightning struck the city's spires several times, and small fires began to break out.

"Burn! BURN!" he commanded. Theodoros and Walram joined in the chant. Dietrich sat on his horse in a silent slump, trying to pretend he did not hear the screams of the women and children within the city. He shed a single tear of blood, before looking up to see the massive armies of his father crashing into the walls. In a flurry of action, the city fell. Crushed under the iron heel of Heinrich and his vampires. In Pressburg, Heinrich had himself crowned King, and divided up the land between sympathetic Árpáds. His vampiric counts would rule the Hungarian provences in his stead. Heinrich left Pressburg to return to Pest, his home. Twenty years of war hung over him, and he was rightfully tired. The Second Vampiric War ended with a crushing Vampire victory, leaving the Catholics 0-2 against Heinrich.

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Part Nine
Pest; Wallachia; November 1155



Heinrich sat down on his throne and looked out at his advisors. "He rest now... build larger armies, better infrastructure... we shall move to the adriatic soon, we shall crush Serbia and Croatia. And then we shall be set for the time being." Everyone understood. Eventually Heinrich would have a Vampiric world, one for him to rule as he pleased. He chuckled quietly, though long, the War had been easy, Hungary rolled over easily, and now their former King hid in Poland, fearful of Heinrich's revenge. The King of Hungary commit suicide, and his son took over the throne in exile, Poldasie was their only strong point. The last remnent of the Árpád Empire.

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Heinrich, King of Hungary

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Wallachia

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France

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Uhh... Presenting... the King of Irony
 
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Mr. Capiatlist said:
Uhh... Presenting... the King of Irony

Uh... How did that happen? :)

Marriage? John's fief in Ireland? or conquest? He's wearing the Norman robes...