Paradox Advent Calendar #9

[Susana]

It's time for another regular on the forum, and since today is the Paradox Christmas party this profile seemed like the perfect fit!

Name: Fredrik Zetterman [Tegus]
Paradox role: Deluxe programmer
What I enjoy most about my work: Coming up with cool solutions to difficult problems and implementing them; it's so satisfying to see parts of code perform even better than you expected it to do
Little known fact: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Weird talent: Can sound like a water drop hitting the surface of water! *ploop*!
Best Paradox moment: Dismantling the Holy Roman Empire in the EU3 office multiplayer session, everyone bow down to the Novgorodians!
Family secret: Stairs are excellent for protection

 

[Tegus]

dam what have you done

I fell down the stairs...

No, actually I joined the Stockholm Zombie Walk

 

[Tegus]

Good oul Tegus! He's the most typically Scandinavian-looking guy I ever saw.

So, essentially Scandinavians look like zombies?

 

[Darkrenown]

I dunno, the Swedes don't smell that bad. You get used to it.

 

[Tegus]

What was the song you sang when you arrived at Paradox ?

Since I didn't want to outperform everyone with my beautiful singing voice, I sang "Level 1-1" from Super Mario Bros. I even included the death tune when Mario was killed by a Goomba.

 

[Darkrenown]

You're the guy who tells us you were at the 'Zombie Parade' as if it's something every city has! Dublin has a zombie parade every single day, but it's just the junkies wandering around the quays...

Pfft, Glasgow has a zombie walk. Everywhere that's anywhere has a zombie walk!

 

[Tegus]

Who knows, he might just be an incredible handsome guy, and that picture up there is how he looks like after only 2 hours of sleep and 25 beers!

Pretty much this, but you forgot about the 10 vodka shots I also drank

 

[Castellon]

It is not a zombie walk it is just him walking home.

Programers are kept locked downSTAIRS, and fed Raw steak and Jolt cola.

 

[Tegus]

It is not a zombie walk it is just him walking home.

Programers are kept locked downSTAIRS, and fed Raw steak and Jolt cola.

Mmmm... JOLT! (Better than brains!)