Scientific world stunned by incredible breakthrough in Funny production
Earlier today, Clausewitz University made a spectacular announcement in regards to their studies in the field of Plan-ology; a mechanism capable of perpetual motion
What was once considered science-fiction is now science-fact. The Mechanism, designated M&N-TR1ANGL3, is the first successful prototype to maintain unassisted perpetual motion, producing 1:CPV (Chortles-Per-View); with experts saying it could revolutionize laughter generation, and usher in a new age for mankind
Killer-Cosmo, head of Plan-ology at Clausewitz University and lead researcher on the project, had this to say at the Allenstein press conference:
ATSM News has the privilege of displaying the first images of the mechanism to the world:
All documentation and studies regarding the project have been made available to the public, linked below
Earlier today, Clausewitz University made a spectacular announcement in regards to their studies in the field of Plan-ology; a mechanism capable of perpetual motion
What was once considered science-fiction is now science-fact. The Mechanism, designated M&N-TR1ANGL3, is the first successful prototype to maintain unassisted perpetual motion, producing 1:CPV (Chortles-Per-View); with experts saying it could revolutionize laughter generation, and usher in a new age for mankind
Killer-Cosmo, head of Plan-ology at Clausewitz University and lead researcher on the project, had this to say at the Allenstein press conference:
'What was achieved today is the result of minutes of research and experimentation, along with pure luck, divine intervention and time manipulation.
M&N-TR1ANGL3 functions by taking 115K fighting-age men and putting them through a time-altered FM order. The sound of their footfall combined with the speed of their movement in such a confined space generates the giggles required to repeat the cycle'
ATSM News has the privilege of displaying the first images of the mechanism to the world:
All documentation and studies regarding the project have been made available to the public, linked below
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