Professor Thumper's Super Ethical Galaxy Climax!!!

[MechaThumper]

Welcome everyone to the first ever Galaxybrawl!

This is MechaThumper and I will be your host for today's show.


And this is co-host Tom!

So Tom, what do we have in store for our guests today.

Well well, we have a surprise for our guests today. We managed to lure in a bunch of despicable neutrals into the galaxy, and just now we're about to unleash our first contestant against them. Let's give a round of applause to our favorite Metalheads, the Othethi!

Very metal indeed. And what of our despicable neutrals?

They are dispicable. Take a look.

And just for fun we even threw in some Militant Isolationists! HAK HAK HAK!

Thanks Tom for that introduction. Well what are we waiting for? Let the game's begin! It's time for some Murder-Time Fun-Time!

 

[MechaThumper]

And here is a special view of the galaxy just for our viewers to see where the action is taking place.

As you can see Tom, there's already a few spots where I can see tension brewing. Easiest to spot would be the Eruxo are almost blocked off from the galaxy by the Smugs. And while it can be hard to tell, the Blorg indeed are stuck between the Othethi and the Uthonians. I can't wait to see how that plays out Tom!

One more thing that can be hard to notice for our viewers, Thumper, is that only the Othethi have to contend with Tile blockers. It seems our Despicable Neutrals have wisely taken the time to get rid of them while we set up the arena.

Those dirty Despicable Neutrals. Well our first 10 years is up Tom. Let's see how the contestants are doing.

It seems we've had some frontier outposts set up by the Blorg, Smugs, and Gorothi. Bold move by the Gorothi taking Brakma right underneath the Humans noses.

It also looks like the Eruxo are now completely blocked from the rest of the galaxy. We'll have to see if this is enough to start a war however.

 

[TheAnguishedOne]

Love the announcer style narration, especially the fact that Tom just happens to be an abomination from nightmares (I say that with love).