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J. Passepartout

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One day, a great many years ago, there was a dragon, who lived by the sea, in England. His name was Puff. He lived comfortably, but not opulously, and ran a surfboard shop when he wasn't swimming or terrorizing the local inhabitants by eating their sheep. One day, a man who lived at court visited the beach Puff lived at. He did business at Puff's Surfboard Emporium and mentioned that the king would like to see a real live dragon, and how Puff must have seen quite a bit in the way of interesting things, being a dragon, and why didn't Puff come to visit court and give advice. Puff said that he really must see to his Surfboard Emporium, and he had some sheep hunting he really must attend to, and the king was doing quite well without a dragon. The man said why not, it'll be a change of scenery, and one musn't waste away hisw whole life merely selling surfboards and practicing the ancient Scottish art of Sheep Cuisine. Puff said he might as well, as he was only getting tourists anymore, and he missed the old familiar faces, althought those faces generally had looks of fright on them. The man said, by st. George, I've done it. Puff said he didn't allow that sort of language in his shop, especially when children were present.

Rules: No cheating. Due to his large size, a dragon is easily caught cheating, since he is unable to conceal it.
No eating other people's sheep. England can get by without conquering provinces that mass produce sheep.

Goals: Puff shall think of some in time, don't worry, young grasshopper.
 
I had played for several years, saved, and got out. I couldn't remember some detail when I was writhing, so I got on to the game. The save file is corrupted. I'd played long enough to not want to restart. Ignore this thread.
 
The start was impressing, but it was to bad the save file was corrupted.
I agree with Youghurt maybe Puff can come back some other time.
 
Hmmmm. Now I just need to decide when and where. Probably I'll have gotten over it by next week and Puff will be wandering back in. S now the question is where. Does the king exile Puff, or does puff merely travel in time? When you answer this question, remember I had to reinstall the game, so I don't have the IGC anymore.
 
It hade been nice if Puff travels in time, because I think this is the funnies way.

As for you having to reinstall the game, you can always downlaod the IRC again and start over, but after reading waht you have written I think you will find it boring to restart :D
 
Originally poted by J. Passeportout
Okay, I'll have Puff do time travel. Making it funny will probably make up for having to restart.
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Does this meen that you will start this story again, if sow I am looking forward to it.:D
 
Yes, a new Puff story sounds like fun to read!
 
1511-Conneticut-New Haven-Mark Twain Lane-Pool by the house

"Well Puff, You have finally come to see me here," said the governor of Conneticut province. "Yes, and the king has come with me as well" said Puff. "Oh, he's the king? Oh well, it doesn't matter. The king of England is irrelevant." "What? I'm not irrelevant. I'm not irrelevant. I'm not irrelevant" ad infinitum. "Oh, no, he's gone insane" said Puff. "I shall have to travel back in time, back to when I became the kings advisor." "Why? We could just as easily depose him and make me king," said the governor. "Well, it's more fun this way. Quick, get me a gnome," Puff said, as the king tried to declare war on Mars. They all ran to the governors gnome-cabinet. The governor pulled the latch, and realised the door was locked. "Here, I'll knock the door down." Puff clawed at the door, grabbed a gnome, and ate it. "I thought there was supposed to be some ritual" said Governor. "Nope. You must be confusing me with the buddhists." With that Puff went back to the pool, took a pawfull of chlorine, and pronounced some Dragonese words. Specifically, "Ai um on Ypocreet." He then flapped his wings and flew into the air. He breathed a ball of fire which formed into a square with strange writing on it. Puff touched a strange symbol, a shield-shape of white with a reddish cross on it. He then said he should enact autosave. "What's that?" said Governor. "You wouldn't understand" said Puff as he touched the square in various places. He touched a spot in the corner, the square resolved itself into a painting of the local inn, (the Red Lion) and Puff disappeared into it. "By St. George, what a dragon." Governor heard a faint voice saying "Don't use that offensive language. It's like saying n***** to a black person."
 
I am glad to see tht you did the time traveling, and now I am looking forward to the rest and I hope you don't get problems with the save file again:D
 
That was bad. Sorry for you that it diden't work.

I was realy looking forward to this. Da***
 
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I simply can't get into a game frome the save game screen.

from the save??? game screen?
May I assume you mean from the Load game screen?
 
Passportout my friend, you have a sick, sick writer. Do you realise that not only you pretend you're a dragon but also that you can travel in time?:D

When I think that the Paradox guys have worked so hard for many months to make th game as historical accurate as possible, and now that your AAR is called "Puff the Dragon"!!!:D

This is one good laugh I had reading the beginning of this AAR. Keep the good job going
 
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