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All,

Having been in the possession of HOI for some days now, and having enjoyed it immensely despite its deep flaws and nagging bugs, I've decided to set off on an AAR of a different sort.

The story follows the adventures of hard-bitten (obviously) private eye Dick Degler as he seeks out a treasure of Unequaled But Obscure Value (obviously) for a beautiful, mysterious dame (obviously) with long legs and a penchant for small fire arms. As his prize(s) slink further and further into the shadows of approaching war, he finds himself drawn into the intrigue and pathos of international espionage, finance and terrorism.

As the title implies, I'm writing plot-driven, active and noun-verb about a sordid, violent bunch of folks doing sordid, violent things to and with one another. While I won't be going as far (breathe easy LD) as pulp fiction usually does, I would definitely give the following text an R rating, particularly where language is concerned.

With that warning---

Difficulty: Hard/Aggresive
Version: Bolted 1.01
Countries: Germany, Great Britain, Republican Spain, Italy, Japan, South Africa, Brazil, the United States, Communist China, the USSR and Free France. (Not particularly relevant-posted for the curious)
Classification: Third-person 30's and 40's style detective/spy novel
Rules: No reloads, no exploits.

Expect the first installment late tonight or tomorrow.
 
Strange... I've also begun writing an AAR in that vein. I suppose I should follow this one, then. :)
 
You see in Communist China they dont call it a...

This ought to be good, ill be reading. One question, are you actualy playing the game, or just watching from another country and writing?
 
In china, they don't call it "Egg Foo Yung", they call it a Young Fool with a Yeast Infection.
 
Pulp Fiction

n. a magazine or book printed on cheap paper (as newsprint) and often dealing with sensational material

A Dan Harriman novel featuring hard-nosed private dick Dick Degler

For Caroline....

And her sister.

The Hague, 1947

Dick watched from the gallery as the men were brought in one by one. There were six, in bowler suits and brown pants, with rigid ties and rigid faces.

Then the door in the back swung to the right, and in came their three judges. Executioners.

They sat behind the boxy panel at once and looked at the papers on the bench at once and looked up again at once, like synchronized swimmers. Everything planned, everything ready, unanimous. Dick hated them for that.

One of the six looked back at him almost pleadingly. Dick didn't know why. Fuck 'em, as far as he was concerned.

The middle Executioner began to speak, and the room quieted down and sobered up. He was French. So he was speaking French, and Dick could tell nobody else in the gallery understood what he was saying. This went on for a minute, everyone looking round for recognition in each other's faces and the judge still going like nothing, until the bean-head translator figured it out and started from the middle. Asshole.

"and crimes against humanity. This court finds your cold, calculated manipulation of these tragic events unconscionable. To ignore the suffering inflicted by your greed and vanity would render the international community just as guilty."

There was a pause while the ass hole tried to find the right words. Dick could see the inside of the prick's head grinding and dripping like forked up melon on a hot day.

The gavel was banging and the translator could only stutter out the sentence.

"Death by hanging."

It was expected. It was for the best. Hell, Dick thought to himself as he clicked the hammer on his automatic and strode carefully through the mob, it was probably even justice.
 
1936

The clock on the wall said half past seven.

The clock on the back of Dick's head said Time To Go. And it'd been saying that for twenty minutes, but he hadn't figured out why until just a moment ago, when he'd finally managed to open his eyes.

That's when he'd seen the clock on the wall. A second later he saw her flaming curls. Red hair. Didn't know whose.

Somebody he knew, probably not very well. His head felt like it'd been steamrollered over the streets of LA. Hell, maybe it had. He was far from the person to ask.

Remembering wasn't his field. Finding out was. He was a private detective out of Chicago, New York, LA, wherever he could get good Chinese food and a little room to maneuver. Wherever some ex-husband or Mafia goon wasn't gunning for him. He'd been living in a hole on the bad side of North Hollywood since he moved back west. One step ahead of Jimmy Shits and a loaded .38.

Fucked up big time in Boston. Did city work on organized crime-not his favorite gig, but he needed the money. Some guy at the bureau screwed up, let his name out to Jimmy Shultz, the ringer Jew. Then he did Jimmy's wife. By mistake.

No where to go but the land of sun and sand and cheap Mexican booze. And easy women. If he'd had a choice, this wouldn't be it.

He liked it cloudier, colder, wetter. Most of all, though, he liked dirt. Dirt paid the bills, dirt gave him an excuse to hit the bastards, dirt kept life livable. And there was plenty of that out here.

Porn, prostitutes and pot heads. Wife beaters, gambling magnates, filthy politics. Commies. Fuck JP Morgan and Joe Kennedy. This was the big time.

Awful place to make it though. He'd have to get out.

And he'd start by getting out of this strange girl's bedroom. And he'd start doing that by standing up and making her a cup of coffee. Nice and gentle was the way. He might be a lousy son of a bitch, but he was a polite, lousy son of a bitch.

He found her kitchen a wreck, littered with envelopes and stacks of paper as high as his migraine. Under all of it he couldn't find a can of beans, coffee or otherwise. Hell. He'd have to get some.

He dressed in his gray suit, his favorite, and grabbed his hat. The endless sun had forced him to give up his overcoat, but the hat wasn't going anywhere. He'd be cremated in it.

Dick was halfway down the steps before he saw the beige caddy sitting across the street, occupied and running in the early morning sun. Jimmy. Fuck.

He'd grabbed his piece and gotten off two rounds before it'd even pulled off the curb. Wasn't a detective for nothing.

The car flipped a U and started up the street. Dick put a slug in the hood and three off the fender from behind the rail. Not his best record.

"God damn sun," he muttered, shielding his eyes and popping off another over the top. Nothing but a ding.

He rolled down the steps and took a shot on the left. Leaping back behind the rail he heard glass shattering between rings in his ears and risked a look. Nailed the passenger. Still nothing from the driver.

If he'd made a mistake...

There sure as hell wouldn't be witnesses. He plugged bullets out of his belt and willed the neighbors to keep their eyes where they belonged. He jammed shells into the gun and pulled his ankle pistol for the plant, just in case.

The door behind him swung open and he heard shots going over. His head made it round in time to see the redhead take six in the chest from a Tommy, and back around in time to see the caddy flat it down the street.

Dick stood up and emptied his chamber into the back of the car. Defeated, he glanced down at the bloody mess on the stoop.

All this for a cup of black.
 
Norg,

Likewise. You're doing terrific work.

Zulu,

I'm actually playing... You'll see. :D

SaDisTik,

Hehehe...

By the way, I like your sig.

Coleman,

I hope those opening lines meet your fancy...

Cloak and Dagger is definitely the, er, thrust.
 
Wow! :eek:

Raymond Chandler is no longer missed! :)

Excellent stuff. Very well-written. I enjoy the terse style and the descriptive parts. :)
 
The lead detective peeled off the margin of another box of cigarettes and lit a tall stick with an American Eagle lighter. His meaty, dripping hands shook around the flame like virgins on the make, and kept right on shaking as he picked up a stack of photographs and smudged the margins.

"Come on, Degler. Stop jerkin' us around," he said, glancing up behind spindly glasses Dick wanted to invert.

"Sweet girl like this don't get hit." He paused and took another nervous drag, wiping the grease of his forehead with his other paw. "Raped on the outbound, maybe. Mugged in Griffith Park. But no one bothers to take a hit out on a sweet girl like this."

His partner, a young guy who'd made it clear the chip on his shoulder fit Dick's description, leaned on him from behind. Weighting the back. Kid stuff.

"You know Degler," he said, breathing hot and salty on the neck like an amateur, "this is a big case. These bastards shot up the whole neighbor in broad daylight. Someone's gotta go down for it. And if you don't start talking fast, that someone's gonna start looking like you real quick."

"Don't exaggerate," Dick answered, cool and steely eyed.

"Excuse me?" The asshole was practically mounting him now. Dick grabbed a cigarette from the fat one, Captain Huntington, who was kind enough to light it for him.

"I said don't exaggerate, kid. You're not dealing with some street slime off Mexiville. Those bastards didn't shoot up the neighborhood. They shot up, probably shut up, the redhead there," he gestured to the photos, "professional. Easy. They weren't looking to miss. And they didn't. "

"Don't smart off to me, Degler. I still have my badge."

"Fuck off. I'm telling you, you start lying to a suspect who knows better he isn't going to think twice before lying back."

The young guy, LT. Forrester, dropped off him and rounded to the other side, taking a rest against the far wall. Real cocky, real smooth. Kind of smirk Dick wouldn't mind putting four knuckles through. Or four nuts.

"Who said you were a suspect?"

"You did. This isn't a witness tank. Better let pops here take over, son. This one's a little heavy for you."

That set Forrester off. He came back around and got real close to Dick's ear, sticking his piece between two ribs.

"I've read your file Degler. You're one messed up prick, and under normal circumstances I'd be all right with that. Hell, I'd be kind of amused to blow an afternoon on a booze sodden, flash tempered ex-cop who put two slugs in his own partner's back, if he was up for a parking violation or shitting on the mayor's lawn."

"Sounds like just the case for you, LT."

"Funny. But you're not here for doubling up on a one way or defecating on public property. You got a lot of bad business back east. You got Mafia trouble, money trouble, trouble with most of the boys from your old precinct, the way I hear it. Lot of folks think you're a dirt bag who should be snooping around between a couple of iron bars. The rest think you belong in the ground."

He paused to push the muzzle up to the bone.

"Now this young lady gets riddled with holes right in front of you, Mafia style, right after you get done fucking her, and you expect us to believe that she was just your Friday Night Girl? That her death, her tragic, senseless death, has nothing to do with you?"

Dick waited a beat and leaned back, so that the pistol began to splay his ribs, and gritted his teeth in Forrester's ear.

"That's right."

The other man didn't move for several, choreographed seconds. One, two, three, four, five. Hot damn. Six. Flying high.

"I should've shot you Degler," he said, backing off and taking a chair.

"Likewise."

"That'll do it," said Huntington, smiling the smile of an Iowan county sheriff. "Listen, Mr. Degler, we're not suggestin' you had nothin' to do with it. Our boys in forensics tell us your story checks out, on where people was standin'. And your gun's been fired today. Hell, maybe you're even tellin' the truth about puttin' it all on the line to save that sweet girl, maybe you even hit one of the shooters like you say. I don't know and I don't much care. Fact is, that sweet girl is dead and you're walkin' around, and I ain't gonna believe she was the one they was gunnin' for."

"Damn shame. Damn shame. A swell good cop all the way, except that you're supposed to give me a reason to open up, supposed to give me a way out," Dick said, flicking the butt to the corner.

"Now that's the fourth time you've called the redhead here..."

"Ms. Baker."

"Ms. Baker here, a sweet girl. You're taking a lot from a grainy, black and white police photo. Best as I've been able to remember, she told me she was an actress. But what's a bright-eyed kid with cloudy dreams she spins out to the men she wants to sleep with doing with a kitchen full of documents and envelopes and empty cabinets?"

The room was still. He could feel them fidgeting. Questions they should've asked, but didn't. Amateurs.

"And why didn't that automatic take a spray at me? You've got the crime scene report, you've got the witness statements. Shell casings match the chronology. I was out there for a good minute before she even opened the door. Why her and not me?"

Dick could tell the kid was still unconvinced. Back-alley murder mysteries do more for your career when they're solved. And this wasn't going to get it solved.

"Look, I'd be happy to tell you it was Jimmy Shits or Sparky's old pals from the 1-8. If I thought it was possible I'd be out on the other coast, splitting heads right now. I don't know who'd want the red... Ms. Baker, dead. But the answer's stacked to her ceiling gathering dust. Not in this shit hole."

It took another hour of beating it to get out of there, but he gave them enough of what they wanted to make the door without a juiced up warning about leaving town.

But not everything. They weren't going to solve this. Dumb fucks. He was going to have to stick around LA for a while, figure it out himself.

Could be only a matter of time, though, before he imagined he'd be in a colder, drearier place, overcoat and all. The most crucial piece of the whole damn rigmarole was the one he didn't give them.

One that hadn't occurred to him, hungover as he was, until after the shooting stopped. All those stacks of paper were carbon bound and bundled like fucking matters of state.

And most of them were written in German.
 
Norg,

Thanks, glad you're enjoying it...

Raymond Chandler might have something to say about that. Or, er, would.
 
Originally posted by HolisticGod

The story follows the adventures of hard-bitten (obviously) private eye Dick Degler
Do I smell 'Boogie Nights' here? :D

Originally posted by HolisticGod

While I won't be going as far (breathe easy LD) as pulp fiction usually does, I would definitely give the following text an R rating, particularly where language is concerned.
Ah, then you've forgotten the days of Blu Morte, then. ;)

This is really good stuff, HG. I think you know how much I value your work. Keep up the good stuff!
 
LD,

See, you whine enough and the big man himself will drop by and say a few words... :D

Thanks. And I don't think anyone will ever forget the Blu Morte, however much some may want to.
 
San Bernidino
[6/7/36]

The Mexican shooting up in the alley was named Louis Cruz. The vial next to him was filled with old heroine he kept in his locker at the factory for pain relief in times of stress. Tonight was going to be one of them.

He pierced the skin under his elbow and pushed the dial. The feeling in his arm began to blink. He leaned into the wall and rested his head against the brick. His veins were big and blue, his eyes were already dilated, his lip quivered under his fuzz-mustache.

He wanted to be a reporter, and in a manner of speaking he was. He listened, snooped around, sold his information to interested parties-didn't have a soul and whored himself to the highest bidder. He also owed Dick big off a bootlegging bust in '33, which was why he was standing in an alley at two in the morning.

The spit got him in the back of the neck. He swiped at it, looked at his hand, turned around.

"Fuck Dick, what you doin'?"

Dick had been leaning up against the corner, his hand on the butt of a forty-five. His other was on the .38 in his coat pocket. Never trust a spinner. Even the best around.

He tipped his hat. He smiled slightly. He rolled his eyeballs up to Louis' face.

"I want to know about Nazis, Lou."

Louis grimaced as he stood. He leaned forward, conspiratorially. "Don't call me Lou. The boys see me talkin' to you sometimes, bad enough, they come after me every time a flack gets popped. They hear you call me Lou I'll be gringo shit in an alley."

Dick's grin widened and he shrugged. "Not my problem, Lou. I've got too many of my own to blow on yours. The Nazis, for starters."

"Shit," Louis said, pissed, "that's what I know about Nazis."

"Fine. Let's try actresses. What do you know about actresses?"

"You mean like ones in the business?"

Dick grabbed him by the collar and hurled him up against the wall. "I mean like actresses. Struggling, unmade actresses. Where do they go when they're not at auditions? What bars do they frequent?"

"Let go of me, asshole," he said, struggling. Dick let him go.

"Actresses?"

"How the fuck should I know? Actresses? Nazis? What the hell's goin' on?

"How about dead actresses? Like the kind that get shot up on their front steps in broad daylight?"

Louis looked at him in recognition. "Paula Baker? You're on that case? Who hired you?"

"None of your business. What do you know?"

"Not much," he said. "The police got it wrapped. She was new, in maybe two, three weeks."

"What else?"

"There's nothin' else. She was some bright eyed kid who got fucked up. Not even front page news in this town."

"Where did she come from?"

"What are you, deaf? I got no idea."

"Look you fuzzy little foreigner, I haven't slept in forty-eight hours. I'm not jerking with a crack addict for giggles. Tell me everything you know."

"You're like Helen Keller. Listen, man, I GOT NO FUCKIN' CLUE."

"Fine. Then you're going to find out everything you can about Paula Baker and Nazis. And that's all you're going to do until I say otherwise."

"Go to hell. The deal was, I give you information, you keep the cops off me on that booze rag. No way am I doing scuzz work full time on an old liquor run."

Dick leaned in real close and went quiet. "You're working for me now."

"No."

Dick nodded and got up against the other wall. He pulled out his forty-five and said it again. "You're going track down Paula Baker and find out what she was doing in Los Angeles. Not on an old liquor run or an old deal. You're doing it because I'll kill you otherwise."

"No, you won't."

The first shot missed Louis' head by a foot. The second by six inches. Louis got out of the way.

"You some messed up mother fucker," he shouted, almost hoping a cop'd be by.

Not in this neighborhood. Not for a drug swamped Mexican.

The third shot hit the wall on the other side of his head. The fourth ducked his balls by an inch.

Dick inclined his head. Louis didn't do anything. Dick shrugged and shot out a window three stories up. He shattered a street lamp. He reached for his second clip and shot the lid down on a dumpster. He shot out another window. He shot a pillow lying by the dumpster to pieces.

He took the .38 from his pocket and aimed it squarely at Louis' forehead.

"Yes," Louis said, breathing hard.

Dick holstered the forty-five.

"I heard you were crazy, but Jesus."

"Remember it."

Dick turned to go. Louis stopped him.

"I heard she was banging some guy when it happened. My bet, he did it."

"Dead end," Dick said.

"You sure? First place to look..."

"Trust me."

Louis shrugged. "Whatever you say. You're the detective."

Dick started across the street.

"By the way, I'm from San Francisco. I ain't no foreigner."

The man in the overcoat didn't turn around.

"And I only shoot quality white," he yelled at the receding back.

Dick got in his car. Louis turned back down the alley, muttering.

"Crazy."



Dick hit the gas and slammed the steering wheel.

Fuck.

Nothing.

Her apartment had been cleaned out. The police had sent him to an evidence shack. The desk clerk had squirmed around until Dick broke his jaw. Nothing.

No one knew what happened to the papers. No one seemed to care, either. The two stooges had been yanked off the case. The top brass had shut up, or been shut up. Dick smelled money. Lots of it. Someone was putting a heap of paper into putting a fire out, and he wanted to know why.

If Louis didn't have information, nobody would. Dead end, even if the scum bag managed to poke out a little mud, Dick got the feeling he was standing at the edge of a swamp.

The gunman should've shot him. That he didn't told Dick that he was somebody's pinky finger. No hitter was that sloppy unless his boss was an itchy trigger and a bitch-hitter control freak.

Spy ring gone bad maybe. Government something. Political something. Nazi something. This wasn't organized crime. Their manifesto was a ringing one liner: Leave no one alive. This was organized something though, something big. Henry Ford was a Nazi. So was JP Morgan. Lots of buying power there.

Plenty of dirty pols doing starlets like Baker. Hell, maybe she was in the business. Plenty of pols doing streetwalkers and high-priced hookers too. Any muff but their wife's, as Howie used to say.

Didn't explain the German-language papers though.

Decker swerved into the other lane and turned onto his trash-heap street. Nothing explained those.

Fuck.
 
Where you're finding the time to write all the AARs your doing is beyond me but this is one of the best. If you have to stop any of them make sure it isn't this one. ;) :cool:

Joe
 
Storey,

Economizing.

I'm sorry to say that means short installments and first drafts most of the time... I write and click, which isn't my preferred method.

But if I'm sloppy this way, I'm sloppy in diversity. The way I like it. :D

Thanks for posting, and I plan to keep this up failing all else. Rest assured.
 
North Hollywood
[6/9/36]

Dick was on the phone with a society page shit stringer trying to track down big name cooze-hounds when she walked through his open front door looking like the best thing that never happens to him. He caught a glimpse of her through the window pane as he waved her in and hung up on the shit stringer.

She was wearing a tight black skirt that hugged a pair of legs long enough to catch a dead man for one last spin. There were streaks of violet in her shit brown eyes, and Dick thought he saw coal dust in her slack black hair. He could definitely see her tits through the blouse she wasn’t wearing, because they started at the usual place and didn’t stop until they got to her neck.

She had on a pair of knee high heels and thigh high stockings. Dick knew how to deduce. The lipstick was lolly pop red and said something loud and clear about her lips. Dick knew how to deduce that, too.

Fuck.

He could tell she was going to wreck his life.

He’d fired his secretary two weeks after he hired her. That’d be two weeks after he moved to town, because it was LA. All a secretary was good for was opening the door and he had to leave it open or he’d asphyxiate. Plus, he was a little tight on cash. So he straightened his tie and put on a grin that was far enough from a grit to keep her in the room, and then he told her to come on in.

She smiled white and feminine when she took his hand in a firm grip. Soft and strong. Custom fit for all occasions. Bitch.

“My name,” she said, “is Josephine. Josephine Kessler.” Bigger smile. Her hand dropped to her thigh.

“Dick Degler, like the door says,” he faked, like she did. “Have a seat.”

The chair he pulled out for her was one of two in the office and it was a piece of shit he got cheap from a beat up sailor’s flea market on Tripplehorn. He sat down across from her and threw his legs up on the table. He figured it was what she expected.

“What can I do for you, ma’am,” he said, figuring she expected that too.

“First of all,” she said, crossing her legs the way rich holes drive around in poor neighborhoods, “I’m willing to pay you whatever you need to make my... business... your only one.”

Dick was cool. He’d heard it before.

“Starting with this,” she said, taking a bank roll out of her purse. Dick leaned forward and looked them over.

Fifties.

This bitch was keeping a roll of C’s in her purse. In her god damn purse. He shook his head and looked her in the eye.

“Gutsy lady,” he said, “walking around with these.”

She shrugged and tipped the brim toward him. There was a forty-five inside. “Besides, what’s the worst? I get mugged. I get more. And so you do you, if you’re up to doing a job for me. And just for me.”

Dick needed the money. Bad. He was dry as a nun on Good Friday and some of his debts weren’t collected by suits named Charles and Lyonell. But he also had a case of his own lying cold in a drawer, waiting to get cut up.

“What kind of job?” he asked.

“Only if you’re taking the case,” she said.

Dick stood up and offered his hand.

“I don’t take cases from pretty strangers sitting on piles of cash, packing metal and giving no details. Best of luck though.”

“Sit down,” she said, cracking just a bit around her carefully put together face. “Sit down and I’ll tell you.”

The corner of Dick’s mouth turned up. A broad’s a broad, whatever she keeps in her purse. He waited a moment, let her panic. Then he sat down with a shrug.

She smiled, relieved, and got her act back together. “I want you to find something for me, something very important.”

“What?”

“An old family treasure that I’m willing to pay a lot of money for.”

“And?”

“And that’s it, until you take the case.”

“Fine,” Dick said, snatching the halfs off the desk, “I need the money. Now what? What’s this family treasure?”

“You’re sure? You’ll do it? For the money, I mean?”

“Yes, I’ll do it. For the money.”

“All right. Somewhere between here and San Francisco there’s a bunch of H moving slow and easy under the big boys. This guy, this guy named Nick, is trying to get it unloaded quick, but he’s doing it in parcels, see, to avoid getting pinched between the Mafia and the Mexicans. Stupid bastard.” She stopped, then started again. No use risking being unclear with a grunt. “I want to get it from him.”

Dick slapped the table top so hard he sent a coffee mug to pieces on the floor. He laughed like a fucking hyena getting his balls tickled.

Jo didn’t know what to do, so she sat there until he finished.

“You,” Dick said, still chuckling, “you played me up and down.”

“I didn’t play you.”

“Family treasure? That’s what you call a shipment of unsanctioned heroin? You’re playing me right now.”

“It is a family treasure. The guy running the heroin, Nick, he’s my ex. Half of that H is mine. But I want you to take it all.”

Dick shook his head. An ex. “How much heroin are we talking here?”

“Ten, fifteen pounds.”

Dick whistled. She was probably exaggerating. Or her old man was. Men tell women all kinds of things. Even after they’re married.

Especially after they’re married.

“What the fuck do you want me to do with fifteen pounds of heroin?”

“Bring it to me. All I want you to do is get it back from that SOB. And maybe rough him up, though from what I hear that’s as good as payment for you.”

“Listen, lady, piece of advice-keep your money and let the weasel take the hit when Malvo or Sam D. finds out what he’s doing. No way can you unload that much white in this town.”

“I’m not asking for financial advice. I’m asking for an open nose and the big arms you’re hiding under that suit. You said you’d take the case”

Dick leaned back and sighed. “Is this water or cane?”

“Base,” Jo said, smiling with something approaching pride. Dick whistled again. If she had a way of selling fifteen pounds of pure heroin she was entitled to pride. And a hell of a lot more.

“Christ, sweetheart, that’s two or three million dollars.”

She leaned forward and said it real quiet. “I know.”

“You’re gonna get us both killed.”

“You’re a big boy. And I’ll pay you enough to make death seem like a perk.”

“Fine,” Dick said, “but on one condition. I got a little something going, something big. I’ll work it while I do this, on the side. Finding a guy with that much H shouldn’t be very hard anyway, not once you know he’s got it.”

“That’s fair,” she said, nonchalant and cocky again. “So long as this is what you’re thinking about when you get up in the morning.”

He gave her a once over as she stood up. No chance.

He followed her into the main office and leaned up against the door frame as she walked out onto the street. Fuck.

“I haven’t even taken you to bed yet, either,” he said.

“And you’re not going to, either,” she laughed, over her shoulder.

Dick grinned and watched her ass until it was out of sight. He went back inside and grinned a real grin. Likewise, no chance. A broad’s a broad.
 
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Now, that Dick sure knows how to handle the women.

Then again, most good women I know end up with dicks.

I'm currently copy-pasting this into a Word document so that I may more easily read it. :)
 
Originally posted by Norgesvenn
Now, that Dick sure knows how to handle the women.

Then again, most good women I know end up with dicks.

I'm currently copy-pasting this into a Word document so that I may more easily read it. :)

:eek: :D
A optimistic word from our local bAARtender

I smell a seriously thick plot, just how I like it.
 
Loving every word of it HolisticGod. Nothing like flashing C notes to get Dick's attention. Why are all the bad, bad girls so good looking? :D :p

Joe