With apologies to Sir Mixalot and Battletech. And society in general.
Sung to "Baby Got Back".
Oh, my, God Becky, look at that mech
It is so big, it looks like
One of those assault mech things
But, ya know, who understands those mech jocks?
They only ride in it, because,
It looks like a total badass, 'kay?
I mean, that mech, is just so broad
I can't believe it's just so large, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
It's just so, big!
I like big mechs and I can not lie
You other pilots can't deny
That when a mech walks by with an really heavy weight
And PPCs in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that mech was stacked
Deep in the weight it's bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My mechtechs tried to warn me
But damn that mech you got makes (me so horny)
I stopped there because the rest of the lyrics don't lend themselves to the theme very well.
Sung to "Baby Got Back".
Oh, my, God Becky, look at that mech
It is so big, it looks like
One of those assault mech things
But, ya know, who understands those mech jocks?
They only ride in it, because,
It looks like a total badass, 'kay?
I mean, that mech, is just so broad
I can't believe it's just so large, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
It's just so, big!
I like big mechs and I can not lie
You other pilots can't deny
That when a mech walks by with an really heavy weight
And PPCs in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that mech was stacked
Deep in the weight it's bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My mechtechs tried to warn me
But damn that mech you got makes (me so horny)