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Hello, what you are about to read is a collection of diary entries written by Adolph Hitler. These were discovered last year in an underground dungeon in Berlin in a cast iron safe. The safe was hidden behind a false wall. The dungeon was only recently found due to the depth at which it was built. It is surprising that the Nazis managed or bothered to go that far underground but it becomes clear from reading the diary that the dungeon had been built well before the siege of Berlin began. The diary was in a poor state when it was recovered, however experts have confirmed that the hand writing within is exactly the same as previous douments that Hitler had signed. This is the diary of Adolph Hitler.

January 1st, 1936
Life is very good at present. The Nazi party has now total control of Germany and any opposition is all but wiped out. Today marks the first day of a prosperous year, I feel it in my veins, in my blood. The Fatherland is destined for greatness and today, New Years Day I am in a more than buoyant mood. A light sprinkling of snow covers Berlin and there is just enough to produce the staisying crunch when one walks over it. Today there is a party conference to discuss matters of the Fatherland. The economy is growing, it is like a ball of energy continually gathering power and speed which when big enough will eventually smash into the Socialist Dogs, destroying them and Facism will reign triumphant.

January 14th
Very bad news, detailed reports of the British Navy have arrived and in a meeting with my top men it has appeared that we are way behind them in terms of Naval technology, capability and size. Decisions have to be made, should Germany focus his attention on keeping up with the British or should we accept that they will always be better than us in that particular field? If we try and keep up then other industries and fields may suffer.

January 22nd
Have decided to cyphon off a lot of the effort being put into making the Luftwaffe mighty and great into the Kreigsmarine. Goering very offhand at dinner last night. What can one do? Himmler has scehduled a meeting with me for the 1st February to discuss what to do with the massive influx of Jews who will surely come when Austria is either swallowed into Germany or annexed by us.
 
Is this factual or is it made up??? im :confused: !!!
I liked your last one plessse carry on wiv it!! :D
 
Is this going to be like the book "Flowers for Algernon" where a retarded man writes the story, then as he gets smarter his writing gets better, and then he starts to get retarded again and the writing gets worse and worse?
 
And then the scientists mother looks at the document and says:

"Oh, goody, you´ve found my shopping list that I hid in Barlin a couple of years ago!"
:rofl:
 
Henry: Unfortunately I have not had the pleasure of reading the "Flowers for Algernon" but certainly as the situation in and around Nazi Gremany changes Hitlers attitude and this will become apparent in the story.

Zuckergußgebäck: No this is no shopping list, this is the Diary of a Madman :p

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February 1st 1936
I have just finished meeting with Himmler, Goering and many other monotonous people. The meeting lasted 3 hours, the logistics of what will happen when a sudden influx of Jews enter Germany are more complicated than anyone had previously imagined. There were of course the weak minded who suggested that we abandon the plans to invade Austria. Immediately they were expelled from the meeting and sent to the worst posts avaliable to a German officer. A conclusion has not yet been reached, Himmler ever the fanatic suggested that we work them until death. Goering, who is still not talking to me, argued that working thousands of Jews to death would greatly anger the Allies. He believes that we should just pack them all into ghettos. There is much argument within the Reich Chancellery about it, as usual as the Fuhrer I will have to solve this. As much as I would love to work the traitrous Jews to death Goering is correct.

February 13th 1936
Today is most frustrating. Goering has been taken ill and was not to be found anywhere, the Jewish problem can still not be resolved and as long as it is not solved then the longer the invasion has to be put off. I have a meeting with the War department on February 22nd.

February 22nd 1936
The Generals who will carry out the operation have been selected. Field Marshall Guderain will lead 8th Army, General Rommel will lead 3rd Army and General Von Rundstedt shall lead 5th Army. Of course there will be much bombardment and protection from the Luftwaffe but the flotillas have yet to be organised.

February 28th 1936
At last, after much deliberating the Jewish problem has been sorted out. As soon as Austria has been officialy annexed special units from each army in conjunction with the Gestapo and the Austrian secret police will scour the towns, villages and country side, those without papers to prove their identity will be taken to 'information camps'. Known Jews will be revealed to us by the Austrian secret police. They will be rounded up and specially prepared trains will be driven right into Austria and transport them to a new ghetto that has been constructed in Dusseldorf. I feel much better.
 
MuckyPup said:
Zuckergußgebäck: No this is no shopping list, this is the Diary of a Madman :p

Isn´t that pretty much the same, mind you, some shopping lists does look like the work of a madman ;)
 
lol possibly a mad woman i dnt know about men doing the shopping thou :) wut u tink so far, meagre begininngs
 
Its different but its......Its alrite!! :D

What is the reason you have never finished yor AAr's, mine was due to lack of motovation and so i snubbed my Afghan one but will continue it after my second attampt.

ps-I wannna cameo, gimme cameo. Plesse, i wana be sum corrupt Nazi General, make me a StandartenFuhrer of The SS Leibstandarte!!
 
Hitler doesn't have much to say about some big things. :p
 
im sorry i just wrote the longest update ever and somehow it has deleted :( :( :( :( i am so pissed off why the fuck does his stupid thing always do that, update later i promise, bollocks it was so good realy long :mad:
 
rite done one, I wrote it on word this time so no mess-ups. I don' think it is as detailed or long as the previous one I had written but it's not bad, at least there should be correct spelling because of spell checker. OK hree goes, hope you enjoy :)

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March 1st 1936
Today was one of the greatest in German History. My blood is thick with patriotism and hope and spirit for the new Germany. It is so exciting; we are so powerful at the moment that nothing could stop us. Today was the fateful ‘Re-Occupation of the Rhineland’. The Rhineland, our rightful territory, was stolen away from us by the French at the end of the War when we were double-crossed by the traitorous Jews. However today we showed them, we are shaking off the shackles of the embarrassing and harsh treaty of Versailles. No more will the French and British profit from our rich homeland, the occupants of the Rhineland were ecstatic to see our troops, their glistening helmets, their polished guns, the regimental click of their jackboots brought tears to many an eye. Naturally the spineless oppressors in France and England were not there to fight for what they assumed theirs, they are scared of the Fatherland, of its power. Today I announced that the monumental payments to France were to be stopped, they blame us for the War. We blame the Jews for loosing because they betrayed us.

March 5th 1936
WAR! Yes today I officially declared War upon Austria. For weeks now I have been patient and offered very acceptable peace treaties where no one would get hurt. However, the foolish Austrians have on each occasion refused this and it leaves me with no other course of action. All German-speaking countries must be united, Austria HAD to be swallowed into Germany, it was only a matter of time.

March 19th 1936
I have just arrived back from a very lengthy briefing about the conflict in Austria. Affairs are going brilliantly. There are three main armies, VIII. Armeekorps led by General Rommel, VII. Armeekorps led by Field Marshall Guderain who I personally promoted to a Field Marshall not two weeks before the conflict. There is also 1. Panzerarmee led by General von Manstein, an expert Panzer leader. Extra divisions are also involved in the operation but they are simply to clear up and take the worthless provinces. So far von Manstein has shot through Linz and is securing Horn. Guderain has already taken the birthplace of Wolfang Amadeus Mozart, Salzburg, and is on his way to the capital, Wien. Rommel has also done well taking Innsbruck and Klagenfurt. He is on his way to securing Graz. The one remaining province in Austria, the almost worthless mountain province of Bregenz is being secured by a single German division, the odds outnumber us two to one there but our highly skilled troops coupled with the continued bombardment of the Luftwaffe are wininning us the battle, it is only a matter of days before victory is won.

March 25th 1936
At last, nearly a month of fighting and Austria has been Annexed. There was a great ceremony involving all of the German General Staff and the Austrian High Command. Everything was for show, the truth of the matter is that relations between the Austrians and the Germans is very sour at present, however Himmler is oppressing the dissent, he is doing a brilliant job. The operation to weed out the Jews can now take place. France and Britain have said nothing about the invasion of Austria, possibly because it was our duty to invade and unite the German speaking people or possibly because they are too spineless and cowardly to do so. I believe it to be a bit of both. I cannot resist testing them, how though, how?
 
Test 'em by invading a south American Democracy and establish The Glorious Reich in the latin continent.

PS- How do you manage to update so much, aint u at skool. I am, at the moment im on the internet on a skool pc. ;)
 
lol u well bad boy, well last two weeks was half term and today I have an inset day (teacha trainin day I think). It dont matta tho cos i will probly update like afta scool wen i av no hwk or summat gunna do anudda month i tink today, got a gd bit on berlin olympics comin up ;)
 
im a londoner, here it comes, going to do two months in one update.

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April 1st 1936
The hangover from the Austrian conquest makes my skin itch for more conquest, I must know what the cursed French and British will do if I inade Hungary. I must push them to their limits. The troops have shown how brilliantly they can perform and a campaign in Hungary would be ideal experience for them. I have organised a meeting with my General Staff for tomorrow to discuss possible invasion of Hungary.

April 2nd 1936
It is decided, the Hungarians are Facists, they run a totalitarian state, we have decided that the Brits and French would not do a great deal, if we were invading a democracy then maybe they would but to them the Hungarians appear backward and thuggish. It is decided that a relatively small task force can be used to take over Hungary, Rommel rests up in Munich while Guderain and his VII. Armeekorps and von Manstein and his 1. Panzerarmee get ready for action.

April 14th 1946
War is declared upon Hungary, I announced it today and there was a great festival, the German Reich is expanding and nobody can stop it, I feel electric electric.

April 24th 1936
Here is the situation update I have jut received from my General Staff. Both Guderain and von Manstein have advanced into the relatively undefended Szombathely. The Luftwaffe have shelled the province to death and unsurprisingly it fell without much of a fight. Here the two task forces split in half, von Manstein going south taking Pecs and then Szeged without much of a fight. Guderain has had a harder time but eventually he secured Veszprem and quickly moved on to Budapest. At this very moment the troops of VII. Armeekorps are fighting in the streets of Budapest agaisnt severly inferior Hungarian troops and the tanks of 1. Panzerarmee are resting in the newly captured Debrecen ready to join the assault on the capital. Excellent.

April 28th 1936
Immensly strong resistance in Budapest, it appears that the Hungarian troops were severly underrated. Bombing on the capital has trebled and it appears only a matter of time before they capitulate, however I insisted that a few more divisions are ready in case of failure. Such a thing is unthinkable.

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May 1st 1936
At last, annexation takes place. The Hungarians officialy signed the surrender this morning, it gave me great pleasure and the crowds went absolutely wild as I paraded through the streets in my staff car with a number of other General Staff. All eyes are on the Allies (Britain and France) to see their reaction to our recent victories in the Balkans.

May 12th 1936
Ha! Still the Allies ignore the glorious German Reich's conquests, today I sent an envoy to the government of Denmark demanding that they hand over the province of Kolding which is rightfully ours. Among other provinces Kolding was taken from us by the harsh Versailles Treaty, there is no reply but I have also enclosed a note saying that if the demand is not met within a week then we will wage war on the puny country and totally annex them.

May 19th
The Danish have caved into our rightfull demands for Kolding. I am having a brilliant day today. I have just scheduled a meeting with my General Staff for the 22nd for a progress report on the state of our military, the three successfull commanders from our conquests will also be present.

May 22nd 1936
The meeting did not go all too well, I have promoted Rommel to a Field Marshall, I feel that he posseses the qualities of a brilliant leader. There are many arguments on what to spend our budget of Industrial Capacity on. The two Battleships previously in building have been scrapped, they are taking too long and using too many resources. At the moment nothing is being constructed, our scientists are working very busily and are researching doctrines for the Navy, Airfore and Army. Also there is research being conducted into tanks.

May 28th 1936
A very monotonous day, I am glad it has ended. Many meetings with various committes about the organisation of the Berlin Olympics 1936 were held. These will soon become very regular, brilliant.
 
Perhaps the shopping list goes something like this:

SHOPPING LIST

1) One pair of Rhineland
2) Five litres of austria
3) Hungary
4) Half a kilo of Kolding

...

Or it can simply be the families secret strudel recipy...
 
lol or not
 
Is it going to b a diary the whole way through?..I think it needs some action. :)
 
u think i shud ptu more diary entries in? like from soldiers point of view and shit or you reckon a bit of plot a bit of a story line
 
MuckyPup said:
u think i shud ptu more diary entries in? like from soldiers point of view and shit or you reckon a bit of plot a bit of a story line

Its called "Diary of a Madman", aka Hitler, so it'd be silly to put some one else's diary in there, or to make it lose the diary format. :p

BTW nice update, good job in that war with Hungary. Also London is one of my favorite cities on earth. :D