The Flying YAARKs

[Katarya]

"Oh Hello my name is Thubten Gyatso, more commonly know as the 13th Dalai Lama or Dharri Lama. I am now assuming full command of my nation of Tibet and I will use it to the best of my abilities"
This is my first AAR so don't judge me too hard It will be a Tibet WC using only paratroopers(when I get them)
Difficulty: (Very Hard)
AI: (Aggressive)
TT capture on(I need SOME tech teams. Even with me adding 1, I still need more.)
IC capture off
I will only use Paratroopers after I get them
I will use airpower as much as possible since I'm playing VH
Mods: added in a Dharri Lama Weapons Dream TT( and edited to give me enough IC to build 1 paratrooper plane in a decent amount of time, and a small MP cheat to give me enough MP to build 3 divs or so per year rather then 1 per every 20 years. The Dharri Lama also has a.."dream" and takes over from the 14th Dharri Lama, being far more aggressive.
Doomsday Armageddon 1.3
No Alliances. Dharri Lama makes no compromise!

Episode 1:
"I have died, and I have been dead for 3 years. However that does not stop me from interfering with my nations affairs. By some measure of luck or a curse I have remained and I have taken over the mind of my successor the 14th Dharri Lama. I have also seen a number of dreams, 1 gives me the ability to see weapons and imagine how to invent them, another has shown me that the Communist Chinese will invade in 1950, then I realized my destiny.
The Chinese enslave my countrymen and make them suffer!THIS SHALL NOT HAPPEN, THIS IS TIBET!!!!!, I have quickly assumed command and I will turn my country much MOAR aggresive with 5 main points.
1. Communist China must suffer(THEY ENSLAVE US!)
2. India must be taken(Dharri Lama only like Indian tea)
3. Japanese must suffer(THEY ENSLAVE FELLOW GOOD CHINESE)
4. Americans must suffer(THEY DONT PROTECT US!)
5. Dharri Lama must be the sun that sets on the British Empire

Dream 1: in the first dream I have thought of ways to make up weapons and think about how they were made for example I just realized how to make a Kar-98k for my paratroopas to use. This shall be far more useful then the current rocks and sticks they use. It could also be some help against the NAZTY Chinese communists Communists(MAO, its personal NAO)

Dream 2: To prevent zis..........despicable ending, Tibet must take its rightful place in the world with the Great Powers, before it crushes them all. As a result of this dream, I immeadiately change our foreign policy to be far more aggressive and every man, women, child, and yak are drafted into the industry or the army(Yaks and a few men for the army, rest for industry) They will work as I have also shown them this dream, they are loyal and will fight to the last if necessary. I have also taken steps to increase the production of new yaks.
Heres a picture of what I want

Here is a spoiler from my dream with our men "landing" in Japan

First Update to follow.

 

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Great Initial Post, I will most definitely stay tuned. Very Amusing. This AAR might even prove to be just as good as that other Tibetan WC AAR. And that was great

 

[Ovg]

MOAR, because MOAR!
And please, moar yaks.

 

[Katarya]

First Update
"Harro, it is me Dharri Lama again, I will now show you the situation that Tibet is in. Here is our cabinet

The two people in the blue, they smell bad and look like they're plotting something against me, however I have no other people to put them in as all the other intelligent humans and yaks are busy building improved factoried that we need to take the Chinese on. You can also see the effects of my takeover specifically us moving toward being a Hawk and War loving, as peace has shown me that in the end we will be eating Lo Mein and carrying our little red books.
Heya is our technologies, I have commissioned myself to work an hour a day after fulfulling my religious duties to work on improved weapons for our armies.

Heya is our neighbors and the Chinese. The Chinese are the ones in light blue circling. The yellow is the Mountainloving Chinese, Green is desertloving Chinese, red is NAZTY Mountainloving we-need-to-be-equal, hypocritical Chinese, Light Green is City loving Chinese who also like Japanese, light yellow is Nationalist(I think it means they're environmentalists, freaks, this isn't 2010) Chinese who are normal Chinese, they like plains and swamps. Turquiaze is coast loving Chinese. They like their mountainious beaches which the Japanese will also love for landing on, purple is the Himalayan-I-wanna-be-in-Tibet-but-big-bad-environmentalist-china-is-our-boss-so-liberate-us Chinese.

This is what we're making in our improved yak-made factories. Its one infantry division to help us defeat the mountainloving Chinese up north.

The next image is another one from my dream but its the easiest one to make real, I hear the NAZTY Communist Chinese will try to assasinate me so meet Duk-tak, he will be my protector.

The next image is another one from my dream but it is one I absolutely don't want to see anytime while I'm still stuck in this world."

Next update will be when the "mountainloving Chinese" meet the Yaks.

 

[Katarya]

@White Daimon: Thank you I promise there will be a lot of yaks, lot of parachutes and a lot of getting bonked on the head

@Ovg: You will get the MOAR you ask FOAR

 

[Katarya]

Intemission: This will be used a few times up to the war to provide info on whats happening outside the Lama world. As Dharri Lama hasn't researched the technology for telephones yet, they have no idea whats happening in the world. This one deals with the SCW
The Spanish civil war was won by the Republicans after the Nationalists got beat by them due to German support being used unwisely by being sent to North Africa to secure a number of desert provinces.

How could this guy ever beat

This guy, he looks like Dharri Lama 2

 

[Mico94]

the sun shall never set on the yak empire:rofl:
go tibet!

 

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Charge! For the holy yak and the almighty dalai lama!

 

[Ovg]

Liberate china! For the yak!

 

[quaazi]

This is the first instance I've seen a nation run out of manpower on the first on january 1936.

Luckily we're calculating in yakpower, right?

 

[Katarya]

@Mico94: With some hope and luck it never shall.

@Zeldar155: We will charge for Duk Tak and Dharri Lama

@Ovg: Only the we-wanna-be-in-Tibet-but-big-bad-environmentalist-china-is-our-boss Chinee will be "liberated" for the environmentalist Chinese, we prefer... economized

@Quaazi: 1 Inf div as Tibet will do that to ya Note that even with my manpower addition I have only gotten 15 manpower by January 27th 1937.
Yaks don't breed quickly but 1 Yak is worth 10 soldiers!Dharri Lama will show you in the next update

Update coming soon.

 

[Katarya]

I Ch1n33 I Ch1n33​

"Oh harro, it me Dharri Lama again my friends, I have come to teach you again about the holy war of Tibet but right nao it is just a small nation, that shall change very soon
2 months ago the fish eating Chinese attacked the environmentalist, coast, loving, we-wanna-be-part-of-tibet chinee, and coast loving Chinese. They are doing well in their war and have quickly taken over city loving Chinee(THEY ARE BRINGING IN FISH TO TORTURE US, THEY MUST BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY) and as a result mountain loving Chinee has joined the war against them. We plan on invading the mountain loving Chinee and desert loving Chinee.
Heya is oawr invazion plan. The Green is Operation Mountain Goat Hunt, Yellow is Operation Camel Hunt and red is the line I hope to try to hold until the Japanese come.

Arrso we developed new sticks for our yak super soldiers

Now Duk Tak has a special new weapon. I call it the big pointy stick, its far better then the old wooden stick. Perhaps later I can improve it but right now I need to spend my time researching a new way to fight wars so we have fast moving super Yaks.

No NAZTY We-must-be-all-equal hypocritical C0mmUnizt Chinee can kill me!!!(I'm coming for you Mao)
Attack coming along

I even sent Duk-tak into help out the army with his special training. He did his part in helping out the glorious Tibetan troops. Many chinks suffered the bong from his big stick.

Here is also the commander of our troops, a big strong smart soldier.

His name is Tokilotto Pyugeineyzeny. However don't judge him by his name, he is a good and competent soldier, he is worth more then 40 normal soldiers or 10 German soldiers."






Another update in a few hours once I play more.

 

[Zardnaar]

LOL. Tibet actually has very high yak power if 1 yak is worth 40 soldiers.

 

[Katarya]

Operation Mountain Goat Hunt​

"Oh Harro, it is me my followers, Dharri Lama, and I am here to show you more about my glorious superpower Tibet. Last time I left you off wondering what happened to the mountainloving Chinee, the mountainloving Chinee were helping out the environmentalists against the fish loving Chinee so our troops slowly marched into their country singing
"I chinee, Why can't we, all just be, friends with me, I give you the good rice, in China we eat Chinese fooood"

after this little event we kept marching into their capital with the end result like this here

In addition I have looked into newer fighting techniques and a specific one called mobility focus as it seems that our enemies have an advantage in this category, even our super yak soldiers with state of the art weapons like the big pointy stick can't face off a bunch of fish loving Chinese when they're encircled and theres 2,000,000 of them vs 200 of ours. We would of course claim many thousands and even a million if Duk Tak is there with his pointy stick bonking Chinese on the head with it.
Mobility focus spoiler from my dream

In the end Mountainloving Chinee became Yak service taker Tibetan human beings

Heya is a spoiler from Operation Camel Hunt

After I develop new strategies like attacking and grouping together in a Yak charge, I will be busy developing a VERY advanced technology, an AXE for our yaks a chance against the Fish eating Japanese, and soon after the Great Purge will happen.

NAO, I give you the chance to ask the Great Dharri Lama questions, maek it faoust or I shall cleave to my room."

 

[quaazi]

Yak-mounted yak-cavalry. Awesome.

Do you have cores on your conquered territory or are you gonna go with just occupying them?

 

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Goodness holy yakkkkkk!!! The modded 15 IC cores and manpower addition shall greatly assist the formation of the yak army! but note paras do not have great firepower. But I am sure with Lama's prayers, the odds can be overcome!! good luck!

 

[Katarya]

Dharri Lama response
@Quazzi: "Everything iz hours as the Tibetan empire must have cores on the world and with our Yak special powers but little numbers I don't want to spend yaks guarding against partisans."
@Thundergate: "Yez we need the improved yak production and who cares about human sufferzing as long az we get our industrial capacity to 1/3 of Romanoilland's or 1/4th of environmentalist China, our Yak paratroopas might even use swords by then, so they will make up for their lack of yak tanks"
Now mine:
@Quazzi: I might make the early conquests cores because I don't have the resources to guard them and fight a war against the Chinese, since the AI loves picking on human players, hes currently redeploying around 5 divs to Xibei's capital. Later conquests will all be occupied.
@Thundergate: Yessss the holy Yak, I modded the game a bit because I don't want to be neutral till like 1940 and since I'm allying with no one, I guess it could be excusable. Thats part of the challenge, but when I research tanks, I'll make Yak tank pictures here. BTW I let myself upgrade the Paras a bit due to them lacking much hard attack and since I won't have tanks to counter that.

 

[Zzzzz...]

So what kind of fighters are you gonna get? The Yaks?

 

[Katarya]

"BLASPHEMY, ABSOLUTELY NOT,THOSE ARE RUSSIANS, THEY GOT SOME GUY NAMED POOPPEV MAKE THEIR PLANES BUT TO MAKE THEM MATCH THE GERMANS IN NAME, THEY USED YAKOVLEV(Yak is copyright by Dharri Lama, 2176 BC) HEYA ARE OUR FIGHTAS SPECIFICALLY SUPERZONIC FIGHTAS"

 

[BeardedHoplite]

This is the first instance I've seen a nation run out of manpower on the first on january 1936.

Luckily we're calculating in yakpower, right?

Zog had chicken divisions and the Lama has yak divisions