Welcome ladies & Gentlemen.
this will be my second AAR
as some of you may notice my first AAR described Austria in Eu2
however my knowledge of the English languege lacks the proper words
to create the appropriate level of debt I desired for it.
since I cannot write a serieus AAR in english therefor I decided
to, with buying the HoI 2 game to start writing a non-serious AAR.
this AAR describes what takes place inside the french cabinet during the period of 1936 - 1947
a short list of character description :
head of state : albert lebrun
albert lebrun is in fact a french peasant from 2005 who got pissed off at the european union and decided to travel back to 1935 to take care of germany once and for all. thanks to the fact that the political situation back then was as worthless as it is present, (the person with the biggest bundle of money and the biggest waffle wins!) he quickly got head of state.
head of governament : albert sarraut
albert sarraut is infact the son of the 1936 Duke of Essex and a british spy.
although his knowledge of the french languege is rather worthless he fullfils a quite adequate task. (in spying for the british that is, he is an incompetant fool of a minister.)
foreign arminister : pierre etienne flandin
his poor taste in music (german jodel) gives away his true intentions.
namely to spy for adolphie. the efforts he puts into getting fine quality german goods such as cigarettes, wine and condoms (low birthrate..) imported however stimulated the french economy so dearly that the people chose to let him stay.
armaments minister : vincent auriol
a man who has been around for ages, this is because nobody ever saw or heard him do (or say) something wrong.
this is mainly due to the fact that nobody understands a word of what he speaks ( ''France Today'' curiously compared him to a pesky peruan donkey salesman.)
minister of security : marx dormoy
this man is the best kept secret in the country. a true one man army of the secret service. he is so secret nobody has any idea where he is everytime the kabinet gets together to decide on a mater. his mother claimed he died 8 year ago in his appartement and nobody dared to disturb him eversince.
head of intelligence : joseph paganon
joseph paganon is a rather uncommon man.
he hangs around the napoleon mausoleam most time of the day and keeps mumbling things about cloning and reviving the glory of the empire or something like that.
chief of staf & chief of the army :maurice gamelin
maurice gamelin is one of the few members who is available most of the time.
the rest of the time he goes to war. against who, nobody knows.
chief of the navy : françois darlan
François appears to live in the parliament building. he is as constant a presence as the eifel tower is to paris. his mission: to make sure the french fleet gets the budget it needs. however last year nobody agreed with him (again..) and the money was spent on financing new beggers to keep the bridges of paris historically accurate at night, I believe it was called ''cultural heritage''
chief of the airforce : victor denain
victor is a very promising young man. he adores brave pilots and wishes nothing but a war to prove his capable war - err - administration capacities.
I will do my very best to keep the episodes added on a regular basis
the first part should be here soon
regards,
General di Tuti.
this will be my second AAR
as some of you may notice my first AAR described Austria in Eu2
however my knowledge of the English languege lacks the proper words
to create the appropriate level of debt I desired for it.
since I cannot write a serieus AAR in english therefor I decided
to, with buying the HoI 2 game to start writing a non-serious AAR.
this AAR describes what takes place inside the french cabinet during the period of 1936 - 1947
a short list of character description :
head of state : albert lebrun
albert lebrun is in fact a french peasant from 2005 who got pissed off at the european union and decided to travel back to 1935 to take care of germany once and for all. thanks to the fact that the political situation back then was as worthless as it is present, (the person with the biggest bundle of money and the biggest waffle wins!) he quickly got head of state.
head of governament : albert sarraut
albert sarraut is infact the son of the 1936 Duke of Essex and a british spy.
although his knowledge of the french languege is rather worthless he fullfils a quite adequate task. (in spying for the british that is, he is an incompetant fool of a minister.)
foreign arminister : pierre etienne flandin
his poor taste in music (german jodel) gives away his true intentions.
namely to spy for adolphie. the efforts he puts into getting fine quality german goods such as cigarettes, wine and condoms (low birthrate..) imported however stimulated the french economy so dearly that the people chose to let him stay.
armaments minister : vincent auriol
a man who has been around for ages, this is because nobody ever saw or heard him do (or say) something wrong.
this is mainly due to the fact that nobody understands a word of what he speaks ( ''France Today'' curiously compared him to a pesky peruan donkey salesman.)
minister of security : marx dormoy
this man is the best kept secret in the country. a true one man army of the secret service. he is so secret nobody has any idea where he is everytime the kabinet gets together to decide on a mater. his mother claimed he died 8 year ago in his appartement and nobody dared to disturb him eversince.
head of intelligence : joseph paganon
joseph paganon is a rather uncommon man.
he hangs around the napoleon mausoleam most time of the day and keeps mumbling things about cloning and reviving the glory of the empire or something like that.
chief of staf & chief of the army :maurice gamelin
maurice gamelin is one of the few members who is available most of the time.
the rest of the time he goes to war. against who, nobody knows.
chief of the navy : françois darlan
François appears to live in the parliament building. he is as constant a presence as the eifel tower is to paris. his mission: to make sure the french fleet gets the budget it needs. however last year nobody agreed with him (again..) and the money was spent on financing new beggers to keep the bridges of paris historically accurate at night, I believe it was called ''cultural heritage''
chief of the airforce : victor denain
victor is a very promising young man. he adores brave pilots and wishes nothing but a war to prove his capable war - err - administration capacities.
I will do my very best to keep the episodes added on a regular basis
the first part should be here soon
regards,
General di Tuti.
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