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The Glorious Rise of Lithuania

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This is going to be an AAR about Lithuania. I was inspired to do this by reading Polandball to Space,
which is extremely entertaining. While this post is not going to be very much humoric, I still hope I can
make it interesting and at least moderately entertaining.

Rules and Set Up:

1) Starting 14th October 1399
2) Game is Divine Wind, No Mods, Default Settings
3) Absolutely no cheats, reloads or tagging/changing country

Vision by 1821:

To create an empire that encompasses Baltic Provices, Poland, Asia Minor and Russia
To push Lithuanian culture and religion as far and wide as possible!
To Westernize
To Dissolve the Holy Roman Empire!

FIRST CHAPTER UP TOMORROW!




 
Good luck, I'll obviously be following this. There are far too few Lithuanian AARs for EU3, and the ones that start tend to end abruptly. Here's hoping this won't be the case here!
 
Prologue

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In 1236, several baltic tribes unified under Grand Duke of Lithuania, Mindaugas to respond to the growing threat of Teutonic and Livonian Orders. In 1253, Mindaugas was crowned King of Lithuania with the blessing of Teutonic Order after he had agreed to relinguish control of some areas of western Lithuania and convert to Catholism. After the murder of King Mindaugas in 1263, Lithuania went back to its Pagan ways and was subjected to decades of Crusades by the Teutonic Order and Raids by the Golden Horde. Lithuania stabilized and started expanding towards the Black Sea during the Gedimid dynasty, which had begun in 1316 with the rule of brothers Vytenis and Gediminas. Finally in 1385, Lithuania once again embraced Christianity with the baptition of Duke Jogaila, grandson of Gediminas. He later married the young queen regnant Jadwiga of Poland and began the formation of Poland-Lithuania. He adopted the name Władysław II Jagiełło and was crowned King of Poland.

Vytautas the Great, also grandson to Gediminas and cousin to his liege, Władysław II Jagiełło, was crowned Grand Duke of Lithuania in 1392. In 1399, Vytautas had become increasingly frustrated with the lack of interest shown by his King towards the affairs of Lithuania. He tried to reason with his cousin, but it was to no end. Finally, he was convinced that Lithuania would forever have an inferior position in the union and would eventually become completely annexed by Poland. In his last effort, he tries to negotiate a deal which would ensure that a member of his family would always be Grand Duke of Lithuania and that future Grand Dukes would hold power non-revokable by the future kings of Poland. He believed that this agreement would allow Lithuania always to remain autonomous in the union. Unfortunately, his cousin did not share this view. Władysław II Jagiełło was sure that the only way, for Poland and Lithuania to survive the onslaught of the Golden Horde and the threaths from Teutonic Order and the Russian Principalities, was to unify into a single, powerful country. Władysław II Jagiełło told his cousin, who had come to meet him in Krakow in the summer of 1399, that such issues should never be brought up again. Vytautas returned Vilnius enfuriated. Convinced that his cousin had gone mad, he began to conspire against his king. He planned a pact with Švitrigaila, who was the jealous brother of Władysław II Jagiełło, to annul the union in the event of the King's death. Švitrigaila even tried to convince Vytautas to assasinate the King, but Vytautas would have none of it. He did not want to murder his dear cousin, who he had grown up with and always looked up to.

In September 1399, a glimmer of hope appeared when King Władysław II Jagiełło's health took a turn for the worse. Suffering from odd infections and tired of leading the polish troops in constant battles against the Golden Horde, it became apparent to Švitrigaila and Vytautas, that their King would not last long. In full secresy, they started looking for a Lithuanian nobleman who would be honourable and trustworthy enough to be given the task of starting a new, glorious Lithuanian dynasty. Though Švitrigaila had always hungered for power, Vytautas had been able to convince him that the only way for Lithuania to thrive, is for them to find a new candidate, uncorrupted by the politics of the current regime. In October 1399, Vytautas went to fight the Smolensk rebellions and the Golden Horde and left Švitrigaila responsible for the administration of Grand Duchy of Lithuania and the search for the new King of Lithuania. Knowing full well what troubles lie ahead with internal struggles, Golden Horde raids and the potential invasions by Novgorod, Teutonic Order and Muscowy, Vytautas only hoped that Švitrigaila was able to find a King-candidate who would overcome decates of trouble and move independent Lithuania towards a new Golden Era.
 
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Yes. It's basically because I want to tell a story here, not just say what happens. Once I insult Poland enough and their king dies, I will get a new king with completely random name/dynasty. That's why I wanted to tell the story like this. The new king will be presented when the union dissolves :)
 
Part I - New Rise of Lithuania - Plater Dynasty 1399-1443
Chapter I - The Great Liberation - Mindaugas II Plater 1399-1419

Vytautas moved through Smolensk and Bryansk, crushing the rebellions and retaking the provinces. He left 5000 soldiers in charge of building a fort in Bryansk and keeping it from rebelling again. With the remaining 17.000 men he moved with haste to Bessarabia, which had been eaten up by the monster that is Golden Horde. In Bessarabia, he was joined by his cousin, Władysław II Jagiełło and together they started laying siege. In the meanwhile, Švitrigaila has finally found what he was looking for; the perfect canditate for King of Lithuania.

Mindaugas Plater, an honourable and intelligent nobleman from Trakai, was Švitrigaila's discovery. From his mother's side, he was claimed by many to be a decendant of Mindaugas himself. Although his lineage was unclear, he came from a family of nobles where all the men of the family had served in the military for decades. He was personally trained by his father, Gediminas Plater, who had served as a captain in the Polish Army. Mindaugas was particularly intelligent, had superior tactical knowledge and was an expert horse rider and swordsman. While he certainly was no public speaker, and possessed next to no political skill, Švitrigaila was confident that he was the one who could rally all the peoples of Lithuania and lead them towards a glorious future.

Švitrigaila gave Mindaugas an army of 5000 men, and requested him to aid Vytautas on the battlefield to prove his worth. Mindaugas arrives in Bessarabia, and almost immediately the Polish-Lithuanian forces, numbering 36.000, are attacked by 20.000 enemy soldiers, with 15.000 more on the way. Together the three great military leaders are able to defeat the more seasoned forces of the enemy and send them fleeing towards Podolia. Eventhough the fleeing army is joined by 15.000 fresh soldiers in Kursk, Vytautas, Mindaugas and Władysław II Jagiełło manage to turn the tides of the war by chasing the heathen army all the way to Mogilyov, where the remaining enemies are slaughtered on the battlefield. The epic battle did not come without a price, however. Władysław II Jagiełło has died on the battlefield. Filled with grief, Vytautas sends the Polish army away, carrying their dead king with them. On the body of the dead king, he places a sealed letter, informing the regency council of the heir to the throne that the personal union has been dissolved. In the same evening, celebrating their victory by the camp fire, Vytautas announces that Mindaugas, hereon known as Mindaugas II Plater, is the new king of an independent Lithuania. There was much rejoicing.

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Mindaugas and Vytautas are confident that after the annihilation of 35.000 tatar soldiers will be enough to bring Golden Horde to the negotiation table. They send an envoy to Sarai, with orders to offer peace with tribute from Lithuania. Mindaugas and Vytautas set camp in Kiev, where the wounded are taken care of and fresh soldiers arrive to fill the ranks of soldiers lost in Mogilyov. It is summer and a great time to prepare the army for the coming winter. It is a difficult task to find able soldiers in a war-weary country that is ravaged by poverty and hunger, but Mindaugas needs to find 10.000 more soldiers for both his, and Vytautas' armies. It has been slim pickings, only a few join. Vytautas and Mindaugas lead their armies to fight rebellions in newly established province of Bessarabia and Novgorod-supported uprising in Polotsk. While the Lithuanian armies is around half of its usual man-power and divided in two, Novgorod uses this opportunity to declare a war! Few weeks later a message arrives from the prince of Ryazan that he has joined Novgorod and is also in war against Lithuania.

In the battlefields of Bessarabia, a messenger arrives. Mindaugas urges Vytautas to make way towards Ryazan and claim all their lands for Lithuania. Immediately after quelling the rebellion, Vytautaqs moves to Ryazan to lay siege to their provinces. While laying siege in Kasimov, Vytautas receives envoy from the Horde, they accept Lithuania's peace offer on the condition that Lithuania will pay 0.8 ducats per month as tribute, the Golden Horde give their word not to invade for at least 5 years. The war against Novgorod is fast, Ryazan was not prepared for a war and their army of 5.000 men is destroyed in a single battle. Their garrisons are also not prepared for a long siege and surrender quickly within a few weeks due to lack of food and water. The prince of Ryazan, unable to come to terms with the loss of his lands and his own stupidity of waging a war, unprepared against a superior enemy. He hangs himself in his chambers in Ryazan before Vytautas reaches inside the city walls. The council of Ryazan surrenders to Vytautas without haste, pledge their allegiance and accept full annexation by Lithuania. Vytautas makes his way towards Novgorod through Muscovyte lands and starts laying siege in Vetluga. A message from Mindaugas arrives before Vytautas is able to conquer the city. Novgorod has lost and has accepted to cede Kholm to Lithuania.

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Months later Mindaugas, Vytautas and Švitrigaila meet in Vilnius to discuss internal affairs and their vision for Lithuania. It has been 5 years since their quest for Lithuania's independence had started, and now they are sitting down with their new king and feel very excited for the future prospects for Lithuania. After all, in a few short years they had been able to fight of the Golden Horde and conquer Bessarabia, Tula, Ryazan, Kasimov and Kholm. They all agree that the most important focus should be on stabilizing the newly independent nation and preparing for an invasion by the Horde scum. Next two years go without a major incident, with Mindaugas II and Švitrigaila focusing on internal affairs and Vytautas travelling up and down the country side, fighting of rebellions and instilling people with a sense of security and stability.

In July 1407, news arrive at the court about great turmoil in the west. Teutonic Order has gotten into a conflict against France, Bohemia and Austria and their armies have been completely defeated. Švitrigaila, who is devious and greedy, convinces his king that now is the time to invade Teutonic Order and take back the ancient lands of their people; Wenden, Samogitia and Memel. While Mingaus finds it unhonourable to invade a country at its weakest, and not being able to feel the thrill of a challenging battle, he had to agree with Švitrigaila that this would be an excellent opportunity to reclaim their lands and weaken the threat of future invasions by the Teutonic Order. In late July 1407, Mindaugas sent an envoy to Ostpreussen declaring war and in August he swiftly moved small armies all over the baltic provinces, laying siege. Without an army to speak off and sieges ongoing in all their cities, Teutonic Order surrendered in the Spring of 1408 and offered to cede Memel, Samogitia and Wenden to Lithuania. The members of the royal court were estatic. In less than 10 years, Lithuania had added 8 provinces and stabilized the country substantially. There was a sense of invincibility among nobles and peasants alike. People were happy and eager to join the unbeatable armies of Mindaugas and Vytautas. Many a child dreamed of fighting alongside their king against the immense armies of the Golden Horde or subjugating their old rivals in the north and west of the country.

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While Lithuania was doing better than in years and confidence was high, a terrible tragedy loomed ahead. Vytautas was almost 60 years old. He was slowly losing his vision and his cognitive abilities had been deteriorating. While training his men in Kursk and scouting the eastern borders, he was despicably ambushed by Golden Horde in the forests of Podolia. Badly wounded, he was able to gather some of his men and retreat to Kursk where is army of 15.000 men awaited him. Once Mindaugas heard the news, he was devastated and furious, he immediately sent a call to all provinces, asking for all able men to join in their crusade against the eastern heathens. Many men joined his army, eager to fight alongside their fearless king and avenge their duke. Mindaugas knew that he was facing a much more well prepared and larger army that in the previous war, so he knew he had to employ a strategy of occupying provinces swiftly and moving on away before facing their armies. While the Golden Horde launched all its forces in provinces previously held by Ryazan. Mindaugas sent a message to Vytautas and adviced him to employ the tactics of the previous war, avoiding large battles, but rather flanking smaller armies and recapturing occupied provinces. He himself would move to Cherson with haste and claim it for Lithuania. Lithuania's sneaky strategy once again proved successful, the smaller and faster Lithuanian forces where able to move from province to province without facing the vast armies of the horde. The war lasted less than a year, and while Lithuania had taken Cherson and occupied Zaporochia and Crimea, Golden Horde was only able to continously occupy Kursk.

Facing rebellions and wars on all fronts, Golden Horde was offered peace against tribute and the war ended after 2 years of fighting. However, things went from bad to worse when Novgorod declared war, declaring reconquest of Kholm as their casus belli and bringing their new ally, Muscowy with them. Luckily, Novgorod had been warned against starting any wars by Burgundy and Castille and their western provinces fell within a few months of the start of the war. Muscowy proved to be a bigger challenge, however. Luckily, Mindaugas' wife Natalia, daughter to the king of Tver, was able to convince her father to join the war against Muscowy. With the help of Tver, Mindaugas and Vytautas were able to destroy the Muscovite armies and occupy all their provinces. Once again, the Novgorodian backstab proved unsuccessful, ending with their forced conversion Catholism and the annexation of Vyazma and Murom.

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Once again, peace was achieved and the glorious nation of Lithuania had overcame another major obstacle. Mindaugas had been king for 17 years and during his reign Lithuania had almost doubled in size. He and his allies had been able to remove the threat of Novgorod, Teutonic Order and Muscowy. Poland had been reduced to a few provinces by Bohemia and Hungary, both of which Lithuania had royal marriages and excellent relationships with. Only the Golden Horde remained. A constant threat, never stopping, never yielding.
 
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Excellent progress :) If I may suggest one thing, the text would look much nicer if split into smaller paragraphs rather than the blocks of text you currently have.
 
Update on Chapter 1. Sad news arrive at the court, Mindaugas II Plater has died on the battlefield fighting against Horde scum. By god's will, his son, Vytautas shall be crowned Vytautas I Plater, King of Lithuania!

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In loving memory, our beloved king shall be always remembered as Mindaugas the Liberator!
 
Chapter 2 - Prison of Grief - Vytautas I Plater 1419-1442 and Aleksandras I Plater 1442-1443

Vytautas, shortly after the coronation of his father, Mindaugas, in 1401. He was named in honour of his father's greatest ally, Vytautas the Great. When his father died in 1419, Vytautas was still just a young boy. Although he had turned 18 before crowned King of Lithuania, many were suspicious of his ability to lead the fledling nation in the same manner as his father. While he was good with words and was a rather good negotiator, he lacked the administrative ability of his father and he most certainly was no warrior. In early age he was trained in sword fighting, but he turned out to be hopeless with the sword and his father realized that there was no point in trying to make his son fearless warrior. Before Mindaugas died, he entrusted his aging confidants, Vytautas and Švitrigaila with the task of advising and looking out for their young king. This was a task the old warrior and brilliant schemer honoured to the best of their ability.

Vytautas' first test as king was the very war that had taken the life of his father. Lucky for him, years of fighting their neighbours and the horde had made Lithuanian warriors skilled and generals smart. Lithuania quickly manages to take Zaporozhia for herself and the war seems to be one that even young Vytautas could easily manage to win. He himself did not lead his armies, but trusted the task to his skilled generals. He focused on learning diplomacy and management of the kingdom from his old mentors. Vytautas received an envoy from Tver, warning them Tverian spies had noticed Muscowian troops gathering in Moscow, ready to invade Lithuania. Vytautas, who no longer had the strength for battles due poor health, laughed heartily upon hearing the news. "The cowardly son of a whore Nikolai thinks he can defeat us in battle? He has no change, we will crush their armies with one swipe!", he said with a disgusted expression on his face. Vytautas I sent a message to his generals to send 10.000 men to take care of Muscowy. The war, which had started in April 1420, ended 13 months later with the demand that Nikolai, prince of Muscowy will convert to catholism. In the summer of the same year, Golden Horde came to the negotiation table and once again, a province (Zaporozhia) was added to the mighty nation of Lithuania and she would see peace for another 5 years.

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Vytautas I, 20 was urged to find a wife and produce and heir. He briefly courted both the princesses of Poland and Hungary, but decided upon Krisztina the crown princess of Hungary. Vytautas I thought that she would make a pleasant queen and would be loved by all Lithuanians. However, the Austrian and Bohemian rulers were affraid of a Hungaro-Lithuanian superpower and had demanded the King of Hungary that the marriage included a condition that no personal union or inheritance could occur. Hungary conceded, fearing a war against the two powerful European nations. The two lovebirds were not concerned, they were simply happy to be together, and Vytautas I knew that this would bring the two nations closer and Hungary could be counted on as an ally. In May of 1422, the young couple had their first child. Unfortunately, Krisztina died within a few weeks after childbirth, due to complications and this left Vytautas devastated. He started becoming more reclusive and cared less and less for the affairs of his nation. To make matters worse, both of his trusted allies, Vytautas the Great and Švitrigaila passed away peacefully, in 1424 and 1425 respectively.

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Vytautas I, who has been living in solitude, his only son being the only person that ever really sees him, was worsening in condition as years passed by. His son, Aleksandras had also suffered greatly. Never knowing his mother and having a reclusive and depressed father, had affected his mental health severely. Years passed and the only conflicts Lithuania had to endure were minor skirmishes against the Golden Horde, which usually ended in Lithuania paying tribute. While Lithuania was able to sneakily take Crimea in the war of 1427, Kaffa in the war of 1433 and Azow in the war of 1441, the tributes Lithuania ended up paying after each war had taken its toll on Lithuania's economy and inflation seemed to spiral out of control at times. Things also looked desperate for the Plater dynasty. Vytautas was in poor condition and worsening and his heir, Aleksandras he had learned next to nothing about leading a country and had had no formal military training. It was only by the grace of God, that Lithuania had not erupted in civil war and divided into smaller nations.

Hungary was an immense help for Lithuania. The strong alliance that had lasted for almost two decades and only strengthened after the death of Queen Krisztina. Hungarian army frequently entered Lithuanian lands to help suppress rebellions. In 1441, the newly crowned King Sigismund II became worried about the situation with the Plater dynasty. A reclusive hermit king and a mentally unstable heir did not sound good to the ears of the new king, who was worried that Lithuania might break into rebellious factions and eventually become engulfed by the Golden Horde. This worried Sigismund II greatly, as he was already in bad relations with Austria and Bohemia, and frequently fought wars against the Ottomans. Just a few years ago, they had had a major war against Austria.

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Sigismund II struck a deal with the most influential Lithuanian nobles. They were free to choose a new king amongst them in civilized fashion, if the Plater dynasty would fall, and Hungary would guarantee Lithuania's independence and bring their armies to fight any rebellions that might occur. In return he demanded a royal marriage between the two dynasties and that the military alliance would last at least until his own death.

In July of the following year, Vytautas I finally died in solitude. It was his son, Aleksandras, who found his lifeless father laying on the bed. It had apparently been a peaceful death, as Vytautas lay there on his back, with his arms folded on his stomach. There was no painful expression on his face. You might even say he seemed to be smiling, perhaps knowing that he would finally meet his sweet queen once again. For Aleksandras, it was very devastating to see his death father. Although it did not come as a surprise, he was heavyhearted to know that he was now completely alone. Aleksandras was crowned King of Lithuania the next day, but there were no celebrations, no festivities. He was unable to rule the country, and the sadness would not leave him alone. Finally, in October 1443, he took his life in the cellar of Trakai Island Castle.

And so, with the beginning of a new dynasty, we shall always remember the contribution of the Plater dynasty for the great and independent Lithuania. May their legacy always be remembered, and may we never forget the tragic story of Vytautas I. The last Plater Kings of Lithuania shall always be remembered as Vytautas the Faithful and as Aleksandras the Grievious.
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All hail our new king, Zygimantas I Augustas Gostautas!
 
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Part II - Think West, Head East - Gostautas Dynasty - 1443-
Chapter I - The Horde-slayer - Zygimantas I Augustas Gostautas 1443-1468

Zygimantas I was a bear of a man. Standing nearly two meters tall, he dwarfed most anyone on the battlefield. He had been serving as captain in two wars against the Golden Horde and had risen up in rank steadily, starting as a simple soldier. He was a mediocre horse-rider, but he was a skilled sword-fighter and fought ferociously on the battlefield. Zygimantas was not a member of nobility by birth and little is known for certain of his family history. However, his leadership ability and fighting skills had become legendary, and he became well-liked among peasants and nobility alike. Stories of his battles against the Horde had made him famous all over Lithuania. According to one story he was fighting the Horde in Zaporozhia and their army of 10.000 men was facing an enemy army of nearly 25.000 soldiers. It has been told that Zygimantas alone killed over a hundred enemy soldiers in one battle. This had severely demoralized Golden Horde soldiers who fled the battlefield in scores. Whether true or not, Zygimantas was without a doubt one of the most feared Lithuanian warriors in history.

After striking a deal to secure Lithuania's independence and fearing the death of the Plater dynasty, Lithuanian nobility commonly agreed to search for a potential new king, who could lead them to final victory against the Golden Horde. Nobody was bothered with the fact he was not of nobility, as he was already a legend in his country and he was feared by the nomadic soldiers.

Zygimantas’ first four years of reign were without any major challenges and his sole focus was on preparing his armies for battle against the Horde. This time, he thought, the horde would be devastated and the battle flag Vytis would become feared all over Asia.

In May 1447, his first major challenge appeared. Tver was under attack by Novgorod and Muscowy. Eager for battle, he moved his army of 14.000 men to face the Novgorodian army of 18.000. After two battles, the army of Novgorod was completely destroyed, and the Lithuanian army suffered only minor casualties. Next he moved to Moscow, where his army quickly destroyed the Muscowy defenses and captured the city. Finally it became apparent to everyone in the region Zygimantas is a force to be reckoned with.

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Pskov, Kurland and Poland join the war, but ultimately even 5 nations together is not enough to challenge Zygimantas and his armies. In quick fashion, less than a year since the beginning of the war, Lithuania had annexed Muscowy and Pskov, and conquered Lublin from Poland, cutting the country in half. Golden Horde also tried to challenge Zygimantas, but he was quickly able to move his focus to the east and a year later, Golden Horde conceded defeat and another 5 years of peace were ahead of Lithuania.

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In 1453, Tver is once again at war against Novgorod, but Zygimantas refuses to help them after the lack of gratitude shows in the aftermath of the previous war. Tver becomes annexed by Novgorod. This is of little concern for the king, as he knows that Novgorod would snap like a twig, if Lithuania chooses to roll over. Now, the moment he has been waiting for, a war against Horde. This time he knows he will give the nomads something to remember for centuries to come!

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I'm really enjoying the narrative, keep it up!

One suggestion - in the sentence "Novgorod would snap like a twig, if Lithuania chooses to roll over.", I think the phrase "roll over" is used incorrectly; it usually means "concede", "give up", quite the opposite of what you seem to mean.
 
I'm really enjoying the narrative, keep it up!

One suggestion - in the sentence "Novgorod would snap like a twig, if Lithuania chooses to roll over.", I think the phrase "roll over" is used incorrectly; it usually means "concede", "give up", quite the opposite of what you seem to mean.

It can also mean to crush beneath and is in keeping with the comparison of the king to a bear a rather heavy and powerful beast. Then there is the meaning to flood, which is what Lithuanian troops just did to Novgorod and Muscovy utterly destroyingtheir armies. It is, I think, clear in context that the writer does not intend roll over to have its usual meaning. These days whne I see the term roll over, I think of a lottery jackpot not won - rolling over to the next draw increasing the size of the jackpot. it's equally clear the writer doesn't mena that. either.

This King has it in for the Horde and intends them to feel his steel. I wish the legions of Lithuania great success in their endeavour.
 
It can also mean to crush beneath and is in keeping with the comparison of the king to a bear a rather heavy and powerful beast. Then there is the meaning to flood, which is what Lithuanian troops just did to Novgorod and Muscovy utterly destroyingtheir armies. It is, I think, clear in context that the writer does not intend roll over to have its usual meaning. These days whne I see the term roll over, I think of a lottery jackpot not won - rolling over to the next draw increasing the size of the jackpot. it's equally clear the writer doesn't mena that. either.

I stand (or sit, rather) corrected.