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*Tokarev steps up to the microphone. He is greeted with boo's and tomatoes*

Ladies and gentlemen. This is where the participants contesting for the Golden AARdvark will present their AAR's. You'll have to wait a week, though. *A nicely thrown tomatoe knocks Tokarev unconscious. He is dragged off the stage by a raging mob*
 
Barkdreg, holding a tomato in his right hand, walks to the stage.
"Okay people, you'll vote for me or I'll break some..."
Barkdreg's sentence was cut short because a huge cucumber hits him square in the face. Groaning he falls down.
 
Sheridan approaches the microphone, wearing a fencing mask. "Hope you folks don't mind. I'll be posting my installments over there, where it says "The Princess Diaries." Then Julie Andrews runs up, trips him, and runs off laughing.
 
Seeing Sheridan down Barkdreg grabs the cucumber and starts beating the poor man to death.
"Well, that's one down."
 
Jumps down from the from on top of the stage and smashes a watermelon on Barkdreg's head. "I will be participating as well, Vote for me or ill beat you with fruits." :) ;)
 
LOL!

Although that is hilarious (fruit-throwing tends to be) we better keep it down or LD might think that this is all a scheme to raise our post-counts.

Sheridan: putting your AAR in a separate thread is perfectly alright, no biggie. Nice title btw. :D

Barkie and Commie: I can't tell you to pipe down and begin writing because that's what I should do. So, play safely. There is no limit to how a man can hurt someone with a cucumber.
 
CR: Speaking of inflating post counts... :)

I suggested to Tokarev that the winner will have their AAR 'stickied' for the duration, until the next winner is announced. I think that's a suitable way to display the champ.

Good luck to all... and will someone wake up Barkdreg...
 
If I may make a suggestion, can you all do what Sheridan did and put (AAR Contest) in the title line? That will lead the followers of the contest quickly to the various entries.

If you go for the idea let me know and I'll edit the titles of the others that have been started.
 
yeah, can u change mine please. Change the one called god save the queen not prussian AAR

thanks
 
Originally posted by Tokarev
Yeah LD, I realize now it was stpuid to start a common thread. Maybe you could delete this thread and we'll all create individual threads. Cheers.
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NO! Don't delete our favourite fruit/vegtable-bashing thread.
 
I'll leave this thread alive for conversation purposes and, well... I hate seeing Barkdreg pout. ;)
 
IM sorry but im gonna have to drop out, there is no way i can finish ten years by tuesday and i got really bad writers block. Sorry about this but ill be a follower of this contest. Maybe ill join it next time.

SORRY!:(
 
Ah common Alex, no need to drop out. I to don't know what to write and hardly have any time for this AAR, still I won't give up.
You come back and join us our I'll bash your head in with my cucumber! :)
 
Sad about that Alex. :( Hope you reconsider.

About the dead-line: I say that we ignore the exact time. (sorry Sheridan) Noon is a bit tight for me, I say that the dead-line is tuesday. No specific time. Seeing as I'm sick I might stay at home tomorrow and do some writing. See ya'll
 
I agree with this, I don't have that much time either (busy doing some exams:( ), but we shouldn't do this to often or we'll never finish before EU2 hits the stores in Europe.
 
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