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First Lieutenant
Mar 23, 2004
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OK, this is my first AAR, so here goes. (By the way, I am playing CORE 71)
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"What?" Gen. Bob yelled?
"The Polish government says they need someone to fix all their problems, sir" the anonomous henchman said.
"Well, what does that have to do with me?"
"They chose you, sir."
"Uhhh... ok. Get the 20 machine-gunners and their trench-digging equipment, and tell the Poles that I will only come if they promote me to General."

More coming shortly....
 
"The Swedes are fools, we shall do the opposite!"
"Ehmm.. what, sir?"
"I don't know, some country said that in this comput- err, i mean board game im playing." said General-President-Supreme Ruler of the Country Between the Soviet Union and Germany Bob.
"Oh. Well, how do you like your job?"
"It's good escpecially since it gives me time to go to Tannu Tuva and wear a general's hat."
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Meanwhile, in Lithuania...
"Mr. President, the Poles have 8 divisions on our border. What do we do?"

" I don't know, the Soviets always annex us before I can make any important decisions!"
 
General-(insert title here) Bob stormed angrily into the room.
"Get me the general of the army and the foreign minister!" he yelled at his staff, many of whom did not have names and sat around scribbling on paper.
"Why, sir?" one of them said, who was Minister of trench-digging and machine guns.
"Because I said so, now do it!!!!" Bob yelled.
It was then that the staff noticed the general's hat from Tannu Tuva Bob usually wore when he came back from his day job was missing.

(Two hours later, in the president's office)
"Yes, it ate my hat!"
"What does that have to do with Poland?" the president asked.
"The sheep has ancestors in Lithuania, and I don't have my hat because the sheep ate it! Put the numbers together!" Bob yelled, obviously in one of his frenzys that usually only happened when someone put pudding in his hat.
"Hmmm.... I know! You want to buy guns from Iceland and use them as ear cleaners, then mail them to Hitler!" the armaments minister said.
"Hehe, no, but thats a good idea. I want an invasion of Lithuainia! NOW!!!!"
"OK" the president said.
 
No, please do not let the mistakes of the tannu tuvan chief of staff and army go out over poor little lithuania.
You should rid yourself of prejudices, I have no prejudices, not even against germans, you know how they are :rofl:
 
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