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Mr. Capiatlist

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Welcome, welcome to the AAR of the half-fictional Leet Nation of America AAR. Set in the days of WWII the Aurora Tech Crew will fight their way into greatness as soon as I finish modding my v1.01 HoI (can't play mods in higher levels.... something is screwed up on my computer :rolleyes: ) I will start the game I hopefully finish this one seeing as it has a personal basis.

Yes, there is a 1337 |\|471()|\| ()|= 4|\/|3|21(4, but it is nothing more then a bunch of harmless volenteer workers in my high school (me included) with a cool flag hanging in the booth. Hopefuly I'll have a post by Sunday, given I get the events running and the ministers/ leaders all set. And yes, if popular demand demands it, I'll realse the MOD after the game ends.

Set up:
Capital:
Cleveland

Owned Provences:
Cleveland

Units:
1 Div Infantry

Ruling Party:
Fascists (All non-techies will suffer! :rofl: )
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This is just a fun way to tell stories from school. :D And fight WWII at the same time
 
Can anyone mod this for me? If I send you the events, monarchs and leaders.... can some get their editor to put my nation in? When ever I change "u00;User Designation;;;;;;;x" to "u00;LNA;;;;;;;x" neither the game nor the editor will start correctly. So, can some one help me here. I have all the files, it just when it comes to putting the nation into the editor.....
 
Prologue:
January 1, 1936 (Techically April 23, 2004)
As the director, Mr. Albrecht, a seventh grade English teacher, wized in and out of the Tech Booth; Andy Shapasian (11th), Jason Giaski (10th), Nick Kendall (10th), and Kevin Wolf (10th) were playing a game of street craps with prop money they had taken from back-stage. Jason had the dice when Mr. Albrecht barged in a yelled,
"The play starts in twenty minutes, you not only have my stage money, but the dice we need for sceen four and your gambling on school grounds! Why do I bother hiring you??!!"

Nick sighed, put his money down and looked at the teacher. He, if you don't know him, is a total smart-ass and say calmly,
"You need us because without us, you'd have no light. And we are volenteers, not employees.... I didn't see my check in the mail."

"Nazi, shut up!" Andy yelled. Andy called Nick, "Nazi" because of all the spanish speakers in the room, he was the only German speaker, and he wore a Wehrmacht style steel (plastic)-helmet from the prop cabinet that was used for Darth Vader's helmet in last years Home-Coming Band.... thingy..... "Sir, I can assure you, everything is ready. We've check, double check, and triple checked every light here... but funds are low...."

"How bad is it, Andy?" Albrecht asked.

Jason gave inventory,
"We have 38 lights, 3 light bulbs for the 20-40's... we have 15 parcans and 10 bulbs for those.... the smart lights have been dumbed... the laser doesn't work.... the computer and boards are faulty and our wheely chair broke yesterday... plus we are out of toy guns after you broke that one yesterday. Grand total.... 'bout $2,000; given the school gives us free computers now that we upgraded our systems. We have about 30 extra computers....so...."

Albrecht,
"$2,000! No way!"

Nick,
"The school owes us $6,000 anyway.... They are supposed to give us $1,500 for new supplies.... but we haven't gotten our check in some time....."

Kevin,
"Lay off the $6,000, we aren't going to get it! And take that stupid helmet off!"

Albrecht left in a furry, forgetting the money and dice so the game continues....
Nick sat and thought aloud,
"What if we were to make the Tech booth a spererate entity from the school?"

"Like a new nation?" Jason asked.

"I was thinking seperate department, but your way is better!"

"Yes, I love it!" Andy said, "We call it the Leet Nation of America, and people here can only speak Leet! And I, Andy 'The Great' Shapasian will be your king!"

<Chuckles from the group>

"What?! I am you king stop laughing! Nick, you can be the Prime Minister and the Commander-in-chief of the Techie Army!"

Nick asked,
"What will we use as guns?"

Andy held a loft a white pole, about three feet long. Using some duct-tape and a plactic knife made the first Techie Weapon, the LTW-2. Then, holding aloft the Great Septor of Techiness, created the Leet Nation of America, or the 1337 |\|471()|\| ()|= 4|\/|3|21(4!
 
Definitely odd... but certain to be entertaining! :p *subscribes*
 
Morpheus506 said:
Definitely odd... but certain to be entertaining! :p *subscribes*
[Forrest Gump Voice]Techiness is as Techiness does, sir[/Forrest Gump Voice]

Thanks for the support! :D AS for the MOD, or do I get to do this off the top of my head?
 
1 |_1|<3 7|-|15, |2 \/ 6()1|\|6 7() |*()57 1|\| 1337

(Does anyone besides me and Mr. C can read what i just wrote??)
 
Maybe if you used LETTERS and it wasn't 15 minutes after i woke up but anyway, i shall see how cleveland does. Good luck! (How many divisions does the US ahve and have you done any other mods?)
 
Exterous said:
Maybe if you used LETTERS and it wasn't 15 minutes after i woke up but anyway, i shall see how cleveland does. Good luck! (How many divisions does the US ahve and have you done any other mods?)
I can only program working events, adding countries is a different problem as a whole.... I have no clue how to get it work. If any one thinks they can help, I use v1.04 and I have all the monarch/leader files plus the events and graphics all ready for the country, all I need to do is give the Cleveland Provence to the LNA and give the LNA claims on Pittsburg and I shall be fine.
So if you can help, PM me, I am deperate. :eek:o
 
COEBAOTAUTROTFU said:
1 |_1|<3 7|-|15, |2 \/ 6()1|\|6 7() |*()57 1|\| 1337

(Does anyone besides me and Mr. C can read what i just wrote??)

I like this, somethingorother going to lost in leet

And Mr. C, have you tried the modding forum?
 
Jopi said:
I like this, somethingorother going to lost in leet

And Mr. C, have you tried the modding forum?
UMM I just relized Mr. C can stan for to PEOPLE!?!? (modding forum?? what is that?)
 
Looks promosing.
 
COEBAOTAUTROTFU said:
1 |_1|<3 7|-|15, |2 \/ 6()1|\|6 7() |*()57 1|\| 1337

(Does anyone besides me and Mr. C can read what i just wrote??)
I like this, are you going to post in leet?

weeeeee I got it
 
Morpheus506 said:
I like this, are you going to post in leet?

weeeeee I got it
'/34 |*()57 1|\| 1337

(Hey Mr Capiatlist Do u not like me posting in leet if so I will stop)
 
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Opening Night!

PS: Still working on editor..... But will continue posts:
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Opening Night

The play was "Guys and Dolls," a play based in the '50's during the raging baby-boom in the USA. Centered around a group of gamblers and a religous faction of ultra-conservatives who wish their gabling boy-friends/husbands to stop drinking, smoking and gambling and to embrace god. Best play we've done thus far.
The play was going to start in less than ten minutes, and Teale Bennet is still in the booth getting emotional support from her Techie friends. Not that she had an important part, no far from it, just the stress of the last few days was waring her mind thin.

Nick Kendall was in the left spot deck, supported by Jason Gejeaski (go damn Polish names....) in the right deck (spot-light decks that is :D ). A few minutes later they toasted with cheap plastic cups and cheap, Sam's Choice cola, what we get for letting a cheap-skate buy our pop. Andy was at the head board, with Michael "Mike Kill-Joy" Peterson working sound.

Two minutes remaining, Teale is saying her last good-byes before tearing out of the booth after hearing Herr Albrecht coming up the steel stairs.
"Andy, bring the lights back up, we have a problem!" he shouted, coming up four stairs at a time. "Stage crew is still not ready, they need some help!"

"Damn it! I knew we should have assumed control over those bitches!" Andy shouted.

"Hey, no way to talk in school!"

"He's got a point, let five, blond-haired, cheerleaders call themselves "Stage Crew" and we have a problem." Nick said, coming out of the deck rolling his eyes. "What's worng?"

"Light-Bar-5 is jammed at the reversal point."

"Phük (won't say that word here ;) )!"

"ANDY!"

"Sorry, we'll have to go up and fix it from the grid. When is it first needed?"

"Scene three!"

"Crap!"

"Andy!"

"Sorry.... darn..... we have fifteen minutes to get up there. Gejeaski, Kendall, get up there and fix it, fifteen minutes! Mr. Albrecht, can you take over spot right?"

"Sure."

"Yates, you take left! Break!"

Five minutes later Gejeaski and Kendall we standing on steel cross bars suspended 75 feet in the air. Twice as high as the catwalks, and lacking a solid floor, the "grid" as it was called, had claimed two lives in the past, one of which a 20-40 light, the other a $1,000 "dumb" smart-light. Working next to high-tention wires and 600lbs weights suspended by those wires, Gejeaski and Kendall worked to get the Lighting-bar-5 (known in the group as "LiB-Fiver") in the pitch dark as the play went on underneith them. It took them six minutes, but all was better.

Up in the booth, the play was going as it normally does. Everything was easy, no forgoten cues, no missing actors.... like last time. :rolleyes: :mad: Kendall and Gejeaski came back, greasy and racked but okay. Resuming their positions as "fliers" or "spotters," the play went on as usual until act 2, scene 1 when on of the main characters forgot her lines, and needed to be consulted by the stage manager during the early intermission. After she had stopped cry and had recovered enough to act again, the play continued.

After the play had ended, the techies (minus "Mike Kill-Joy" aptly named that by Kendall, for his "social" behavior (or his lack-there-of)) went to the cast/crew party at America's favorite breakfast place, Dennies. Taking up the whole building, much to the "delight" of truckers and regulars, the part ensued until 1:30am when the last, Kendall, Shapasian and Bennet finally got a lift home in Mr. Kendall's car.
 
Hummm... when will this NICK and his techies go and conquer the world???????????????????????