The life and times of the Nocardia family or Tokarev's Tokiga Tuscany AAR (Sorry Carolus
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This is my first attempt at writing an AAR. As the title explains it is about a made-up mighty family in Tuscany. After some studies I have found that the way Tuscany was ruled was very confusing. To avoid that I have simplified things. There is one leader, the Grand Duke, under him he has a council, il consistorio, consisting of eight men. They advice the Grand Duke and elect a new leader if the previous dies. A seat in the council is inherited and a new family can only be let in if one of the council-families goes extinct. This means a lot of back-stabbing, poisoning and other fun stuff.
ICG 2.3 Patch 1.09
Settings:
Normal
Aggressive
Missions OFF
Balkanization
All unrest
Free Brittany, Ireland and Norway
COT in Moscow
Chaos Maims
Let the games begin...
Greetings future historians and future family members of this great family. Oh, forgive my poor manners, I am Lord Frederico Nocardia di Siena, at your service. But please call me Lord Nocardia. From my father, may he rest in etc, I inherited not only a seat in the council as advisor in the fields of military technology, strategy and juggling but also Honest Robertos Wagon Rental Co. and the Tuscan Piracy Co. The other seven members of the council are all old and frail so I hope that I will be able to control them. If I can't then my personal assistant Silvio can do something. Silvio is a tall man who always has an evil smile on his face and an axe in his hand. The diary begins on the first of January, Anno Domine 1492. I was on my way to the first meeting of the year and I had a terrible hang-over. Needless to say, last night's party was great.
The special new-year meeting
Grand Duke (Very alert and cheery): Right mylords, welcome to this years first meeting of the consistorio. And a special welcome to our newest councilman: Lord Nocardia. Would you like to say something?
Me: (Very weak) Ooh my head...
Grand Duke: Well, thank you for that. Shall we move on?
Council: ...
Grand Duke: Right...I suppose we should get cracking with the new yearly plan. Does anyone have anythin new to add?
Council: (Total silence)
Grand Duke: Okay, well continue with the old plan. See you next year then!
Me: (Still quite weak): Wait a minute. I have something to add. Tuscany will grow slower than a snail if we don't make some drastic measures.
(Some of the councilmen wake up. What is this young rascal talking about?)
Me: I suggest we start our faster growing by increasing our commercial presence in Venice and Genua. And when it comes to foreign affairs we have to move away from our current alliance. We'll achieve nothing with such slow friends. I suggest that we start moving closer to France and it's allies.
Lord Feruzzi: Now, now what's wrong with Modena, Genua and the Knights?
Me: Well, for one they are USELESS! We need stronger allies. France and her allies are the opposite force of the Spaniards and their alliance. We all know Spaniards can't be trusted.
Grand Duke: I'm sorry, why not?
Me: Sire, perhaps you do not remember that the Spanish emissary in Florence attended Lord Groppis birthday feast?
Grand Duke: So?
Me: He got drunk, made a pass at Lady Groppi and then threw up on me, Lord Cribo and the Pope.
Grand Duke: So that was him? What do you know...
Me: Anyway, to ensure our future entry in the French alliance we have to tie stronger ties to them and start to withdraw slowly from our present alliance.
Grand Duke: Sounds good to me. Any objections?
Lord Peruzzi: Well actually...
Grand Duke: Good, great, meeting ajourned. I'll be in my country house if you need me.
Ta ta.
The meeting had been a complete success for me. During the following year we will do what we can to achieve my goals: Better relations with France and more profit.
This is my first attempt at writing an AAR. As the title explains it is about a made-up mighty family in Tuscany. After some studies I have found that the way Tuscany was ruled was very confusing. To avoid that I have simplified things. There is one leader, the Grand Duke, under him he has a council, il consistorio, consisting of eight men. They advice the Grand Duke and elect a new leader if the previous dies. A seat in the council is inherited and a new family can only be let in if one of the council-families goes extinct. This means a lot of back-stabbing, poisoning and other fun stuff.
ICG 2.3 Patch 1.09
Settings:
Normal
Aggressive
Missions OFF
Balkanization
All unrest
Free Brittany, Ireland and Norway
COT in Moscow
Chaos Maims
Let the games begin...
Greetings future historians and future family members of this great family. Oh, forgive my poor manners, I am Lord Frederico Nocardia di Siena, at your service. But please call me Lord Nocardia. From my father, may he rest in etc, I inherited not only a seat in the council as advisor in the fields of military technology, strategy and juggling but also Honest Robertos Wagon Rental Co. and the Tuscan Piracy Co. The other seven members of the council are all old and frail so I hope that I will be able to control them. If I can't then my personal assistant Silvio can do something. Silvio is a tall man who always has an evil smile on his face and an axe in his hand. The diary begins on the first of January, Anno Domine 1492. I was on my way to the first meeting of the year and I had a terrible hang-over. Needless to say, last night's party was great.
The special new-year meeting
Grand Duke (Very alert and cheery): Right mylords, welcome to this years first meeting of the consistorio. And a special welcome to our newest councilman: Lord Nocardia. Would you like to say something?
Me: (Very weak) Ooh my head...
Grand Duke: Well, thank you for that. Shall we move on?
Council: ...
Grand Duke: Right...I suppose we should get cracking with the new yearly plan. Does anyone have anythin new to add?
Council: (Total silence)
Grand Duke: Okay, well continue with the old plan. See you next year then!
Me: (Still quite weak): Wait a minute. I have something to add. Tuscany will grow slower than a snail if we don't make some drastic measures.
(Some of the councilmen wake up. What is this young rascal talking about?)
Me: I suggest we start our faster growing by increasing our commercial presence in Venice and Genua. And when it comes to foreign affairs we have to move away from our current alliance. We'll achieve nothing with such slow friends. I suggest that we start moving closer to France and it's allies.
Lord Feruzzi: Now, now what's wrong with Modena, Genua and the Knights?
Me: Well, for one they are USELESS! We need stronger allies. France and her allies are the opposite force of the Spaniards and their alliance. We all know Spaniards can't be trusted.
Grand Duke: I'm sorry, why not?
Me: Sire, perhaps you do not remember that the Spanish emissary in Florence attended Lord Groppis birthday feast?
Grand Duke: So?
Me: He got drunk, made a pass at Lady Groppi and then threw up on me, Lord Cribo and the Pope.
Grand Duke: So that was him? What do you know...
Me: Anyway, to ensure our future entry in the French alliance we have to tie stronger ties to them and start to withdraw slowly from our present alliance.
Grand Duke: Sounds good to me. Any objections?
Lord Peruzzi: Well actually...
Grand Duke: Good, great, meeting ajourned. I'll be in my country house if you need me.
Ta ta.
The meeting had been a complete success for me. During the following year we will do what we can to achieve my goals: Better relations with France and more profit.