On our last episode of MacRobert, we find our hero playing Hearts of Iron on a cold night.
"Exellent Mr. Bonkers, soon we shall rule all of Latvia with this computer game! Hah! Who would of guessed, the evil Dr. MacRobert and his faithful Scorpian Mr. Bonkers." MacRobert said as he stroked his Scorpian. "Ouch!"
Waking up four, yes four hours, later he quickly stumbled to his feet.
"Ahh would would see it coming! The perfect crime! Hah! HAHAHA!" Suddenly with no warning, the phone rang! "Whats this? My Tele-graph?" Picking it up MacRobert found to his suprise, Shirly from Farmcow Insuriance. "Am I interested?" MacRobert thought aloud, "yes.... VERY interested."
THE NEXT WEEK
Nothing Happened.
THE NEXT WEEK
MacRobert gathered his belongings and set off to rule the luxemborgians. Lets get to it shall we:
1939, January 1st. No wait, let me start over!
January 1st, 1939.
The night was humid... No no that wont work.
January 1st, 1936
Luxembourge was a fine country, but who would guess its leader was bent on destroying the one country that held the power to the world.
LATVIA!
Luxembourge was in a pickle, no armys, no friends (unless you include that geeky Baron Von Tito, what a geek), and hardly any supplies and manpower. Ahh tough indeed, so after waiting for me to finish the chea... training, my army was up and running, tons of manpower, lots of oil, and ahole lot of love.
Looking to the east we could find no way to reach Latvia, ahh but MacRobert was smart, so he looked to the West! No let me check East again... Yep Germany is still there. Hmm maybe North, yes North will do fine. So I then declared war on Belgium. Oh no would really think that the small, yet angry country of Lux-ee bee would annex Belgium! But by the time the wussy England came to its sences, Belgium was GONNNNEEEEE ONNNNNN ONNNN ONNNN ONNNN... *gasp*.... ON ONNN ONNN ONNN.
January 1st, 1937
Ahh a new year, another dollar, or two... no just one.
The Luxembourge army hasnt seen this much action sence they found that todler that picked on old-man Berigum! We hanged that Todler for treason. Anyway Nietherlands were on my list, ohh you better believe it baby! Can we say that on TV?
So I needed to reach Latvia, but how? Boats havent been invented? So we built a transport instead, way to stick it to the man one way or another...
And so it begins... Or is it begans? I can't read anyway.
"Exellent Mr. Bonkers, soon we shall rule all of Latvia with this computer game! Hah! Who would of guessed, the evil Dr. MacRobert and his faithful Scorpian Mr. Bonkers." MacRobert said as he stroked his Scorpian. "Ouch!"
Waking up four, yes four hours, later he quickly stumbled to his feet.
"Ahh would would see it coming! The perfect crime! Hah! HAHAHA!" Suddenly with no warning, the phone rang! "Whats this? My Tele-graph?" Picking it up MacRobert found to his suprise, Shirly from Farmcow Insuriance. "Am I interested?" MacRobert thought aloud, "yes.... VERY interested."
THE NEXT WEEK
Nothing Happened.
THE NEXT WEEK
MacRobert gathered his belongings and set off to rule the luxemborgians. Lets get to it shall we:
1939, January 1st. No wait, let me start over!
January 1st, 1939.
The night was humid... No no that wont work.
January 1st, 1936
Luxembourge was a fine country, but who would guess its leader was bent on destroying the one country that held the power to the world.
LATVIA!
Luxembourge was in a pickle, no armys, no friends (unless you include that geeky Baron Von Tito, what a geek), and hardly any supplies and manpower. Ahh tough indeed, so after waiting for me to finish the chea... training, my army was up and running, tons of manpower, lots of oil, and ahole lot of love.
Looking to the east we could find no way to reach Latvia, ahh but MacRobert was smart, so he looked to the West! No let me check East again... Yep Germany is still there. Hmm maybe North, yes North will do fine. So I then declared war on Belgium. Oh no would really think that the small, yet angry country of Lux-ee bee would annex Belgium! But by the time the wussy England came to its sences, Belgium was GONNNNEEEEE ONNNNNN ONNNN ONNNN ONNNN... *gasp*.... ON ONNN ONNN ONNN.
January 1st, 1937
Ahh a new year, another dollar, or two... no just one.
The Luxembourge army hasnt seen this much action sence they found that todler that picked on old-man Berigum! We hanged that Todler for treason. Anyway Nietherlands were on my list, ohh you better believe it baby! Can we say that on TV?
So I needed to reach Latvia, but how? Boats havent been invented? So we built a transport instead, way to stick it to the man one way or another...
And so it begins... Or is it begans? I can't read anyway.
