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Mr. Capiatlist

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Tonight I'll start the next Mr. Capiatlist AAR, and hopefully this one will reach completion. But before I start I'll make a few things clear:
1) This is NOT based off of a HOI game I played
2) This is NOT based off of something really going on :rolleyes:
3) There will be few/no screenies given to fact #1
4) I am back! ;) :rofl: ;) :rofl: ;) :rofl:
Give me time to think up the beginning!
 
The Meeting

The date was July 4th, 1930. Georg Martz, son of the children of German immigrants, entered the East-26th Street Barber Shop in downtown Cleveland, Ohio. Independence Day parades masked his voice as he exchanged comments with his Barber, a Sicilian named Ray Toni. A few laughs, then some serious chit-chat was followed by parting talk and of course Georg having to pay Ray. Georg tipped his hat to Mrz. Neilson as they passed on the sidewalk. As everyone was distracted by the 3rd Fire House's pumper-truck, covered with smiling firemen and barking dalmations.

The newly-finished Terminal Tower raised aboce all other buildings in the area, including the old church. Georg entered one of the many street-level doors and proceeded to the elevators.
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The rickety elevators scared Georg almost to death, but he managed to make it to the 10th floor. There he went down the hall, remembering to turn right at the desk, not left, and saw a single light at the end of the hall. Working at his desk was Georg's long-time friend, Andy "Sharps" Shapasian, working dilegently to finish a consumer-relation report for his boss. Georg put his hat on the coat rack by the door, causing Andy to look up.

"Sharps!" he said. "Any news with the..." he was cut off be a surprised look, and a shush from Andy.

"The boss is still here, dunce! You wanna get caught?!" A pause followed, "No, no news from Petie, he hasn't gotten back from HQ over in Joi-sy ("his" version of Jersy)."

"I though HQ was in Chicago...." Georg persisted.

"That's where you thought wrong, my friend. New members aren't told where HQ is... but since we are gaining speed, it was time for you to know...."

"When is FDR coming through here?" Georg asked.

"He isn't. Rumors of our existance has seeped into the top brass in the White House.... It is Washington's biggest fear... someone who doesn't always say 'Sure boss!' Those fascist pigs.... as bad as Musolini, I say." Georg nodded, as a member of the Communist "Free America" group, his life was about to change, forever.
 
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Uh oh...

Fun and useless fact. There was a rule (not sure if it was a law) for a long time that the Terminal Tower must be the tallest building in Cleveland. That rule was thrown away a few years ago when they built a new skyscraper taller than the Tower. The beautiful Cleveland skyline now consists of 3 whole skyscrapers. Watch out, New York City! :p

Enough babbling from the local, back to the story.
 
Satcho said:
Uh oh...

Fun and useless fact. There was a rule (not sure if it was a law) for a long time that the Terminal Tower must be the tallest building in Cleveland. That rule was thrown away a few years ago when they built a new skyscraper taller than the Tower. The beautiful Cleveland skyline now consists of 3 whole skyscrapers. Watch out, New York City! :p

Enough babbling from the local, back to the story.
You mean the Key Tower? Yeah... three beautiful towers, Key, Terminal and BP... 33% of our skyline is British...

For any Cleveland junkies like me and Satcho (LeBron and Boozer for the olympics (BooooOOOOOoooooozer!))
Here are the Cleveland HOI shield, and the better EUII flag:
Cleveland_Flag_copy.bmp

Cleveland_copy.bmp
 
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July 5th, 1930

Georg was at his small, apartment, with his young wife. She was busy cooking breakfast, and he had just returned from the corner store with milk and bread.
"Oh, thank you, Georg" said Selina, another German-American. Georg smiled and put the items on the counter. The Apartment was an absolute mess, not very different from two, low-class communist supporters. Underneith their apartment was the deli, operated by a jew, Thomas, who had moved in from New York a few years back. His wife was good friends with Selina, and Georg was a good friend of both. It came with benifits during these dark times, a free slice of salami here and there. Georg himself, was a writer for the Plain Dealer, the local paper. His life was on the verge of destruction every day, with the great depression at its darkest.

None of this was made easier by the fact that behind the government's back, he was plotting a revolution. Communists from across the country were uniting here in Cleveland. Though "the boss," Jimmy McCase, lived in Trenton, New Jersey and that was the true capital of the "Free America" movement, most members were recruited by "Sharps" in the are region around Cleveland. Their dream was to create an Communist nation, centered in the USA. So far, they had Cleveland.

Cleveland's wealth had been drained by TR when he broke up Cleveland native, John Rockefeller's Standard Oil Trust back at the turn of the new century. Now, it the pits of the Great Depression, Cleveland had nothing.

"Communism is the only way out," Georg reminded Selina.

"I know, I've agreed with you from the start. Look what it did for Russia."

"Yeah... FDR isn't doing enough for the American people...."

"But it is a start," reminded Selina.

"Yes, yes it is.... but there is so much more that could be done! Just think, a society where people are truly equal! It will be a utopia!* (See foot note) A place of happiness and friendship!"

"You'd've made Marx proud, Georg."

"I can only hope. We are going to try to get a meeting or even a convention together. Try to get more people to join us, maybe march on Washington DC. Maybe get a few more supporters, turn some heads in congress." Georg smiled at the idea of the corrupt politicians losing their millions for the good of the masses. It pleased him that his idea was begining to take off.


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* Foot Note: Note my mispelled name, Mr. Capitalist; by no means am I supporting, sympathizing or advocation the communist or socialist ideals of anyone, Debs, Marx, Lenin, Stalin, all of them. The USSR fell apart for a reason ;) .
 
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Georg was standing on the corner of E26th and Park-3rd West handing out pro-communist pamphlets with Andy. The resited quotes from the Communist Manefesto, and at one point had attracted a large crowd with gathered around them to hear them speak.

"We are in the darkest of times, fellow scum!" Andy shouted. "The streets are teamed with people waiting in souplines! But this is NOT the case in Russia! No! People in Moscow have NEW CARS!"

"New cars?!" asked a voice.

"YES! NEW CARS! Capitalism has failed us one last time! It is time to change that! It is time to FIX the problem" People cheered as Andy shouted these last few, but powerful words. The gathering grew in size. People relayed what Andy and Georg said to the people in the far back.

"SIR?!" cried a voice "How can we change this? I mean, how can we do all the wonderful things of which you speak?"

"Easy," said Georg, "vote for it, wire your mayor, senator, representative!"

"And if that doesn't work?"

"REVOLUTION!" shouted Andy. The crowd gasped, surprised at the volume the word consumed in the air around them. Then the cheers roared out. Clenched fist were stuck into the air in un-wavering support for the Communist cause.

"REVOLUTION! THE AMERICAN COMMUNIST REVOLUTION!" Georg insisted. The cheers began to over-power everything around them. Cheers that could be heard in city hall...
 
Very good start I am watching this one. ;)
 
July 6, 1930

The Cleveland mayor, Daniel Moregan, sat in his office. Reports from his police in and around town was that Communist sympathizers were beginning to take root. He, being a strict progressive, was afraid that although change is good, these people were looking for too much change.

"I want their leaders arrested," Daniel ordered.

"But sir, they will be able to plead the 1st... it is truly pointless to do that," The police chief argued.

"Then we will pass law illegalizing Communism!"

"<cough> 1st" The police chief masked his complant, but Daniel caught on.

"I'll illegalize the 1st if I have to! These.... rebels are doing more harm then they think! During this time! The last thing we need is a labor strike!"

"Sir, we will not have a problem with that..." the chief said. Daniel raised an eyebrow and glared at the chief for an explaination. "There is no labor." The mayor leaned back in his chair, rocking back and forth. He chuckled, lightly.

"We will illegalize communism, we will stop these people before the problem get's out of hand. Myers (Myers Y. Cooper, Ohio governor) and FDR will agree, during these times the last thing we need is a communist revolution."

"Maybe the revolution is what we need..." the chief trailed off.

"Are you telling me you're a sympathizer?!"

"No, I was just pointing out a popular opinion." the chief rolled his eyes.

"Who are the leaders?"

"Georg Martz, and Andy 'Sharps' Shapasian."

"Shapasian?! He's done time before, hasn't he?"

"Yessir."

"You have a warrent, arrest them both!" Daniel shouted.

The chief recoiled, "But sir!"

"DO IT!" The chief saluted, then went out the door.
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Georg was sitting at home reading the paper. A light cloud of smoke collected above him from his pipe. It was his last bit of tobacco he'd been saving since the depression started, and tonight was worth its use. There was a knocking at the door. Georg lowered his paper as Selina went to the door. When she opened it, four police officers stood there holding a warrent. There charged in without a word, grabbed Georg and dragged him out into the hall, read him his rights, told him his crime (upon Selina's request), and dragged him down the stairs and into a waiting Pattywagon.

Inside the truck was Andy, chained and half-asleep.

"Good bit of luck we have had!" he joked. Georg smiled in grim agreement. The truck started off. The roads were bumpy, and Georg was shifted around in his chains.

"Can they arrest us for having an idea?" Georg asked.

"Apparently," Andy said holding his chains up.

Georg looked out the window, "This ain't the way to the police station."

"Wha? Letme take a look." Andy turned and looked out the window. "You're right. We going toward the edge of town... huh?!"

The pattywagon slowed, then pulled over next to a parked horse-drawn wagon. Georg and Andy were led out of the truck and led to a figure standing there, next to the wagon.

With closer inspection, Andy figured out who it was, "Chief?!" he asked.

"Yup, Daniel's going to illegalize our party. I've got some goods, thanks in part to Sears-Roebuck, so howa 'bout that revolution of yours?"
 
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It’s such a crude attitude
It’s back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin’
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Jumpin’ (jean) gene genies, moody james deanies goin’

Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks

Mama knows but she don’t care
She’s got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
She’s livin’in sin with a safety pin
She’s goin’ cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks

Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks

I got some records from world war two
I’ll play ’em just like me grand dad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Oh cleveland rocks, yeah cleveland rocks
So find a place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more

Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks

(bunch of ah-ah-ah’s here)

Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
Ohio

***********

Great stuff man!
 
YES!

<starts humming song>

I guess some cities have more spirit than others. Some have better skylines... Cleveland has a song... and a really bad baseball team. :rolleyes:
 
The Red Wave

July 23, 1930
Shaker Heights, Ohio

Georg and Andy were wanted men. The police chief had taken them into the lightly populated suburbs. There they planned the uprising and sieging of Cleveland. The Police chief had ordered 50 new Thompson sub-machineguns for the police force. But they had arrived late, and by that time the police had found replacements. So the cief was stuck with an abbundance.

"These all work?" Georg asked, picking one up.

"I feel like a gangster," laughed Andy.

"How many supporters do you have, good strong foot-soldiers?" asked the chief.

"'Bout 50, but that is part of the party. We can probably get more supporters," Andy answered.

"Good, I can get the police on our side. Most are socialists, but will sympathize. We will have to take the city hall quickly, and without too much damage. Then we can set up HQ."

"I need to wire Petie!" Andy said out of the blue, "He's going to want to be there when his revolution starts." He ran to the phone, and dialed, "Operator? Yes... I need 55698 3rd Street, Trenton, New Jersy." He paused, then began drumming his fingers as he waited.
"Yes, I'd like to speak with Mr. Peter Klemms... yes.... Wha? - No! - Dead?! - Mafia.... Note? No, haven't heard it... In charge?! Me?!?! - Thank you." Andy hung the phone up, then redialed operator.

"Yes, operator? Yes, get me 13462 Allegany Avenue, Pittsburg, Pennsylvania..... Jack? Jack Surely! Hows it goin'? Good, hear this: Petie's dead. - Yeah, Mafia hit! Canya believe that?! - Yeah.... anyways I need yous and everyone you can round up there in Steeltown to get up here to Cleveland... no hitch! .....The Revolution is starting!" Even though he was about ten feet from the phone, Georg could hear the shouts of Jack Surely as he congradulated God for such a gift. Andy hung up, and turned to Georg, "Jack's gettin' us 500 men! 500! We are set!"

"500?!" Georg exclaimed.

"Yeah, he's contacting Philly and New York. Georg, Petie put me in charge! Can you believe it! Me?! I'm in charge of an army!" Georg patted his friend on the back.

"How long until they get 'er?" the chielf asked.

"'bout a week. They comin' by train." Andy answered.

"That give us time to work up an army here," Georg inserted.

"Good, luck shines on us. Once we get the town, we will have to be ready to hold of Cooper's National Guard."
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August 3, 1930

The red armies began to orginize under banners of Cleveland's flag. Other's flew the Soviet flag, some portaites of Debs, Lenin, Stalin or Willian Foster. Armed with guns they bought from Sears-Roebuck or guns that happened to be arround the house, the Red Army of America began march on Cleveland. There was no fighting, the police stood with the rebels. And as the army began to consume the town, Daniel Moregan called Cooper and told him, "SEND IN THE GUARDS!" before he was cut down by a 12 gauge "Alley Cleaner" in the hands of Andy "Sharps" Shapasian.
 
Okay, I have some maps for this to work on (for the AAR (you guys wouldn't be without pics!)). And of course, being in Deutschland, I have Frauleins to meet ( :cool: ) and bier to drink ( :D ) so I'll have an intermission for now. Feel free to discuss the events so far, the weather, the price of rice in China etc...
 
Nice update, and do have fun in germany. I assume you will gather material for this AAR, after all Karl Marx was a german.

Also i think i remember in the officers mess you said you just got back from a three month trip. Hopefully it won't be that long. Haben sie Spaß in Deutschland. (uh i think its something like that)
 
Seidita said:
Nice update, and do have fun in germany. I assume you will gather material for this AAR, after all Karl Marx was a german.

Also i think i remember in the officers mess you said you just got back from a three month trip. Hopefully it won't be that long. Haben sie Spaß in Deutschland. (uh i think its something like that)
Ja, ein drei monat ferien. Ich habe daß Gehren besucht. (Yeah, I visited my brain, I just wasn't able to get on for awhile.) You know, I'll still be here to update! Only I'll be in Germany!

Satcho; still in Cinnci? Oops, the war ended? :p :D :cool:
 
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Akron

August 20, 1930

General Georg Martz of the 2nd US Red Army stood hovering over a table covered in maps of the city. The Ohio National Guard was moving in with support of the Canadian Coast Guard. His Eastlake Corps. were being forced to retreat under pressure from the 2nd US "White" Army. Andy was under similar pressure in the West from the 1st US "White" Army. His defense was spread from Vermilion in the East, to Strongsville in the West. He was pulling in his flanks to help withstand the "White" attacks. The police chief, William Jones, along with Jack Surely was in command of the 1st US Red Army, defending Akron. They were cut off from the Communist Capital in Cleveland, and were on the brink of surrender.

Cleveland.bmp

The Battle Rages!

Over the past weeks more had joined the cause. Stalin, seeing the revolution in the USA beginning, tried to get supplies to the Commie faction, but was stopped by the US Navy. Andy had plead with the League of Nations to get the USA to recognize Communist independence, but the only supporters were the Communist nations, Russia, Commie China, and Spain.

"Georg, the battle goes on as planned!" Andy said over the phone.

"The League reject you again?" Georg asked solemnly.

"Yes," Andy's voice lifted, "But the Soviets are trying to get Europe to go with it, threatening to leave the League! We will be greatly debted to Stalin if he succeeds!"

"I see no good in that."

"Yeah..... I've got to go, 3rd Corps doesn't understand 'move it.'" Andy chuckled, but it was just to cover up his nervousness.



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Akron:

Jack and William were sitting on the dirt eating from a cold can of beans.

"We can't win...." Jack said, "Two whole corps, versus our single Militia Corps.... What were we thinking?!" William just nodded grimly, then stirred at his food. Off in the distance, an American howitzer fired. Its sound echoed off the walls of the city.

"They'll attack at dawn..." William predicted.

"Wouldn't surprise me, they'll attack, we'll loose... so we'll all be in prisons for treason..." To this, Willian nodded, still in his normal, grim fashion; as if he hadn't paid attention.

"We should ready the troops...." William said. He put his food down, got up and moved away. Jack stayed and stared at the dying fire, his hopes slipping.


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Akron, August 21, 1930:

Exchange of fire between the Whites and Reds was sparse. White artillery bombarded the defenseless Reds. Two White Corps stood in front of them, armed to the teeth.

"Men, I don't need to tell you of the situation, or of your courage, or of your dedication to Communism.... only of the faith I have put into you this one.... last.... time.... Men.... Fix bayonets! We charge!"

Jack turned and faced the Americans. He picked up his shot gun and ran. The Americans were amazed to see a lone figure, followed by an entire Corps charge head-long into them. Dazed enough, that they could not believe it until blood covered the bayonets of the Communists.

The force of two impacting Corps is one not to be reckonned with. With more furry than a Hurricane, and more anger than the Atomic Bomb, the result can only be a brutal death.

Gun fire erupted among the American ranks. The reds had no ammunition left, save a few rounds. The North Corps of the White army was still some 15 miles off, giving the communists plenty of time to tangle with the East Corps.

But the battle had ended before it began, William lay dead on the field, blood oozing from his skull where a bullet had passed through his brain. Jack managed to get a few rounds out of his 12 gauge before being struck down with a bullet in the leg. He fell to the ground and was brutilly killed as both friend and foe fought above him. An American gave him a second smile, slitting his throat from ear to ear. The 1st Red Army fought gallantly until the end. Those who had surrendered were hanged at dawn of the next day, convicted of treason, or "For wanting a better life" as Stalin put it a week later in his third attempt in the League. Germany and Italy refused to budge, but France and England had been moved. But still the war wages on...
 
Yep, still in Cincinnati. Always in Cincinnati... I, unfortunately, don't get 3 month vacations. :p

On the bright side, I can see my hometown on that map. Though, I'm not sure if it's in "White" or "Red" territory. It's got one of the 2nd US "White" Army lines going right through the middle of its name.

I should probably make up an update song so I can sing it here. :D

Good job, keep it up! :)