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I just got started on the new 1.06 starting as germany. Following a clue i got here in an after action report the German Empire(future) set large amounts of troops to spain in the civil war. They took a strong dislike to the little wanta be nazi franco and sided with the socialist. Surprise huh? It seemed to be an nearly even match so we sent many divisions to the republicans. Over twenty at the end each lead by a field marshall who had taken a leave of absence from the reich. After many epic battle the nationalist were down to seville and a couple of nearby provinces.
Then the disaster happened for the socialist. At a after dinner party in berlin the spanish ambassador seduced Gorings girlfriend making him furious. Then what was worst the little prima donna lit up a cigarette in Hitlers face. Hitler hates smoker!!! He was amazingly drunk because he laughed and refused when Hitler sharply demanded he put out the offending fag.
Hitler then ordered that his divisions come home and refit. After a few weeks of stewing anger. Adolf then patched up his differences with the midget franco. Rommel, Guderian and Manstein then went back into spain with their many colleagues. It took an amazing amount of work but finally Franco annexed all of spain at the end of 1938. The divisions finally came home. They brought back amazing experiece. Six Generals with commando skills became field marshals and all brought their skills to two or better several at four. Rommel and company all became field marshalls and had at least five skill.
The cowardly west came and offered us czechoslavikia we gladlly accepted. Hungary and Germany then split the remains of czech in 1939. When we attempted to finally conclude an acceptable border dispute with poland the allies foolishly offered her a commitment to back her. What!!! It will not last. We approached Stalin with an awesome deal for eastern europe. But at the last moment they spit in our face and refused to deal with us. No matter. Onto Poland. With a stack of eight He-111 and a large amount of fighters. Twelve tank divisions and maybe thirty infantry divisions struck hard and deep and forced poland to accept unconditional surrender after three weeks. But what to do now? The Soviets are not our partners. Should we finish the french surrender monkeys? Or will an apparently hostile Russia take that time to stab us in the back? Hitler is certain that the communist will not defend France. We hope he is correct. Our spies tell us that Russia has more than double our army size. France is almost as big. More later. :eek:
 
Fearing an alliance between the frog french and the russian bear. Hitler ordered his entire army to march to the french and belgium border. It left the back door entirely exposed and the generals all voted for staying on the defensive. Hitler was angered at their weakness. "What will you do?" He shouted "Wait for the Russians and the French to squeeze us in a vice? Never!!! It will take months for the Russians to mobilize their sluggish army!! Strike now and destroy France." Hitler then began to moan and roll around on the floor frothing at the mouth. Hess quickly rushed the Generals out of the room.
Throwing everything at belgium in a massive gamble the wehrmacht was off. Tac bombers smashing everything to a incoherant mass before the armor swept in. They race to the english channel cornering all the belgiums like rats. After repeated bombings the army drove them into the sea. Holland stood trembling in fear but Hitler ignored them. Now for france since everything was a race with Russia watching. Rommel, Guderian and Manstein all with three armor divisions then smashed south out sedan racing behind the maginot line. The foot marching to catch up and seal them in. then after reaching the foothills of the alps the armor turned right and raced back to the channel sacking paris on the way. Most of the French army was either cornered in the maginot or between the two mighty arms of the wehrmacht. Then after brushing aside weak breakout attempts the armor and luftwaffe began to break the pocket down which amounted to four provinces and around fourty french divisons. After smashing the pocket to just two provinces. The French goverment collapsed and offered us a treaty. They called themselves the Vichy. Not really taking them seriously we agreed just to get their cowardly generals to call the brave soldiers out of the maginot defense line. Russia was making loud noises in the east and we were getting worried of a two front war. To busy to celerbrate with the soldiers Hitler rushed his armor east. The Foot racing behind once again. Not a moment to soon. Having finally got his Army woke up Stalin sent a telegram to Hitler. "We must finally end this Communist vs. Capitalist world. Only one can survive. I have confidence in the hardness of Russian steel and the correctness of our glorious society."
Hitler set his army a little behind the frontier because he didnt like the lay of the land in the polish east. Sitting behind rivers From stettin to lvov following the warsaw line. The wehrmacht waited as province after province was taken. "Wait, wait" he told his eager and nervous Generals. "Only after they are in the trap do we spring it! Make all Germany proud!! The whole world holds its breath!! :eek:
 
Hitler set his army a little behind the frontier because he didnt like the lay of the land in the polish east. Sitting behind rivers From stettin to lvov following the warsaw line. The

isnt that kind of playing with fire? when you go to war with russia it could take a few extra days to reach the russian boarder? which could prove vital!!
 
Hold the line... HOLD THE LINE! I hope that your thin red line is thick enough to hold back the commies...
 
The Soviets declaring war in Janurary 1940 our spies told us we had one hundred ten divisions and the Russian two hundred and sixty. This led Hitler to allow the Russians to occupy memel and koning and elbling. In fact the entire east of poland also except warsaw down to lvov which Hitler declared we must hold at all cost. The Russian bear lumbered slowly forward and this offered a chance to attack his airforce piecemeal. By march we had destroyed every aircraft except one fighter division.
Hitler was getting a little frustrated with his own strategy. He forced himself to be a little cautious. Then out of the east the Soviets launched thirty five divisions of infantry at Warsaw which was defended by the defensive expert kesselring with his ten divisions. After the battle was joined twelve tac divisions launched desperate bombing runs. Then eighteen panzer four seventy mm tank gun divisions struck the enemy. It didnt take long after they had been blasted to the strength of twenty five divisions their courage broke in the face of the German resolve. In the first major attack of the Russians they left running!!!
We are waiting for good weather in May to launch our offensive! Hitler wishes to swing the panzers in from Lvov and roll around the polish swamps and swing back to Koningsberg. We hope to pocket a huge portion of the Red Army and smash it. The Generals are gaining some confidence that they can defeat such a massive foe. Others are a little worried still. With the help of speed shots from his pet docter Hitler is keeping up his energy level most days.
The Italians are our allies now but we can little afford to send him any help. The Vichy empire has slowly lost a lot of territory. No Vichy territory lost in Europe. Facist Spain has gratiously spoken with our ambassadors but has repeatedly refused to ally with us! Once we have dealt with Russia. Franco has a date with Rommel!! :mad:
 
gurgi_munch said:
The Soviets declaring war in Janurary 1940 our spies told us we had one hundred ten divisions and the Russian two hundred and sixty. This led Hitler to allow the Russians to occupy memel and koning and elbling. In fact the entire east of poland also except warsaw down to lvov which Hitler declared we must hold at all cost. The Russian bear lumbered slowly forward and this offered a chance to attack his airforce piecemeal. By march we had destroyed every aircraft except one fighter division.
Hitler was getting a little frustrated with his own strategy. He forced himself to be a little cautious. Then out of the east the Soviets launched thirty five divisions of infantry at Warsaw which was defended by the defensive expert kesselring with his ten divisions. After the battle was joined twelve tac divisions launched desperate bombing runs. Then eighteen panzer four seventy mm tank gun divisions struck the enemy. It didnt take long after they had been blasted to the strength of twenty five divisions their courage broke in the face of the German resolve. In the first major attack of the Russians they left running!!!
We are waiting for good weather in May to launch our offensive! Hitler wishes to swing the panzers in from Lvov and roll around the polish swamps and swing back to Koningsberg. We hope to pocket a huge portion of the Red Army and smash it. The Generals are gaining some confidence that they can defeat such a massive foe. Others are a little worried still. With the help of speed shots from his pet docter Hitler is keeping up his energy level most days.
The Italians are our allies now but we can little afford to send him any help. The Vichy empire has slowly lost a lot of territory. No Vichy territory lost in Europe. Facist Spain has gratiously spoken with our ambassadors but has repeatedly refused to ally with us! Once we have dealt with Russia. Franco has a date with Rommel!! :mad:
In april Hitler launched his eighteen panzer divisions out of Lzoz. With massive tac bomber assistance they punched through a province. Planning to try to pocket the whole russian army in the west that quickly proved a bit ambitious. But responding to a silly move near the Romanian border Guderian pushed out alittle more then hooked right to the black sea cornering 25 soviet divisions at Kotovsk. They did the only intelligent thing then and layed down their arms. Now the Soviet amry stands at 250 divisions and the Wehrmacht at 137. We are beginning to catch up in the ratio of the relative sizes of our armies. No longer 2 to their five but maybe now six to their eleven. Hitler is gaining confidence.
The little Italian Moose is having a real bad time of it in the Med. Great Britian has landed troops south of Rome and Im not sure that they can drive them into the sea. They have also lost a little of their own territory in libya. Good luck to Moose but I have my hands full as it is. :eek:
 
The Soviets tried to send masses of infantry to the kiev sector to stem the panzer break through. However with the tremendous fire power of the tank and the lethal bombing power of the tac bomber they out fought fifty divisions just north of Kiev and east of the swamps. The 12 panzers then attempted to encircle kiev. East of kiev they encountered another amazing mass of fifty infantry and the 12 panzer smashed it and drove the survivors into kiev. A week later 64 Russian divisions surrendered. Hitler was estatic. "These Sub humans will make good slaves!"
Then Rommel and Manstein each with 6 panzers each raced up the east side of the river at Kiev(dnieper?) and the infantry marched as fast as it could behind. North of the swamps they turned a sharp left and recrossed the river driving due west toward the baltic ocean. The Russians scrambled to stem the tide and halt the onrush. They failed miserably. Rommel took konigsberg and Rommel Sealed the fate of another fifteen divisions caught around west of Warsaw. It is August now and our infantry ring the primpet marshes with around another 45 soviet divisions cut off from their comrades. The high command estimates the Russians have only 164 divisions left. That is still twenty more than the total of the Wehrmacht! Now Hitler can see the end possibly before christmas! The english need to be driven out of Italy because the little Moose is not proving to be a good leader. Hitler commands twelve mountain divisions to be sent to the rescue. Our panzers are gathering speed as Rommel and Manstein are beginning to race to leningrad. Guderian just finished twelve divisions in a pocket between the don and the dnieper. His six panzers and some infantry are turning east and wondering if they will soon be sleeping in Stalingrad! :cool: Is the end near? Now much can the Red Bear take?
 
Is the end near? Now much can the Red Bear take? Will Superman make it to the warehouse in time to save Lois Lane? Find out next issue...
 
The Field Marshalls that could be spared where flown to a meeting with Hitler in october of 1940.

"We have surrounded nine divisions in Leningrad. Six divisions in Moscow and we are on the outskirts of Stalingrad. The Russian army is now down to 130 divisions. They are doomed!" Hitler cackled.

"I feel we have made a great stride this year it is sure." stepped in Rommel. "But the Canadians made another landing in Italy we now have fifteen divisions in that country. We are sure to drive them out but we have lost the initiative in the Med." Rommel sighed "And the Russian steppes are vast, it seems endless. The men are longing for the war to be over and a parade in Berlin. They are exhausted."

Hitler stood up and began pacing "Exhausted?" he shouted "Under my leadership we have destoyed a seventy division polish army. Under my leadership we destroyed a one hundred and ten division french army." At this point a little spittle dripped down his chin. "And under MY leadership we have already destroyed one hundred and seventy Russian divisions. We have already cemented the one thousand year reich! All our divisions are at full strength. We have plenty of reserves. If we had listened to you old hens for generals we would of never taken Austria. Always telling me what we cant do!! I want some of you to begin to tell me what we will do!! YOU!" He turned on Manstein. "When can we expect to receive the Russian Surrender?"

Manstein hesitated. Taking a quick shot of schnopps. "I dont see Russia offering terms until we take everything west of the Ural mountains. They are not like the French. Their soldiers look for every chance to kill us."

Hitler just starred.

"Find me someone who can take these criminal communist Capitals. Then they will come begging for us to stop!" He then turned to Hess. "You are grounded. No flying for You!!"

Hess ushered out the Generals. "What of the Japanese offer of Alliance? It may bring them in against Stalin. It might bring the end faster?"

Hitler pondered "I dont know. I dont like those yellow vermin. Ill think about it. Put them off for a while." :mad: