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Well, I've lurked around here for some time. It was really after reading the Machiavellian Adventures of Princess Eleanor that I wanted to get into AARs - and considering that I've just spent a few weeks reading that wonderful little (much in the same way that, say, a skyscraper can be said to be 'little') AAR, I'm awfully inspired to write my own.

I was either going to write a Doomsday AAR or a CK one - and, in the end, I decided to write a CK one - mainly because the characters, their traits, and whatnot, gives me a solid foundation to write on. I'll be playing as Moskva, on Easy/Normal. I'm not very good at CK at the best of times, and I'll be acting as my ruler would. If he picks up some sort of insanity, you can expect my Russian armies invading Iceland because of the pineapples they're hiding from him.

Well, then. Let the game begin. Oh, and a cookie to anyone who can guess Georgii's traits by reading this.

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December 26, 1066

It was just them, in the lonely castle of Moskva. The fort, it would be better called. Georgii, and his courtiers. A few cooks, soldiers, and whatnot also manned the fort - but who counted the servants?

"Roman, Eva, Melaniia. How good of you to join me. Let God's light shine on you, on this beauteous evening He has made."

"Praise God."

His little court - Roman, his steward. Eva, his spymaster. And Melaniia, his charming chancellor. They sufficed for the management of his demesne. Georgii was, in many circles, a strange man. He did not count the start of the new year on the first of January - but rather on the day after Christ's birth, and, on that day, he would call his three servants to account, in order to ask them about the year, and what had transpired within.

Georgii smiled. His army had grown, he knew that. He still lacked a marshal - and was not a good commander, but it sufficed. The threat of almost a thousand men would keep the greedy pagans to the south, and the deceptive men of Novrogod, to the north.

The realm, as things stand.

(Note that, out of respect for those people who still suffer under the dreadful bane of dial-up, as I myself did but a few weeks ago, I'll be linking all my images, rather than posting them directly here. I'd rather make those of us with fast connections have to click one more link than make one poor person sit there and stare impatiently at their screen for twenty minutes whilst it loads.)

"Roman, my friend."

The only man within his court, Roman was his friend, and mentor. Although he did not believe in the light of God as firmly as Georgii did, he was just, and generous. At sixty, Roman was far older than almost any man or woman that he knew - and he accepted that God had blessed Roman, with a long life, so that he could serve Christ alongside Georgii.

"How has the past year served you?"

Roman's face broke into a broad smile. "My lord, we have a treasury containing twenty-five gold pieces. It may not be the hoards of Byzantium, but it is eight months worth of income that I have saved for you."

"Good, good. Did you increase the taxes to a more suitable level, as I have asked you?"

"My lord.. the revenues have increased."

"Most excellent. Lastly, Georgii, I asked you to investigate the state of affairs with my men-at-arms. How do they stand?"

Roman spoke. "Well, milord, we have around eight hundred and fifty men. Enough to defend our realm of Vladimir, should it come to that."

"Well, Roman. You have certainly earned your stewardship."

"Eva. This year past, I have given you ten gold pieces - and asked you to find a suitable opponent. The enemies of God are everywhere, Eva. But we must vanquish them as we can, one at a time. Are there any who could be taken, and put to the sword?"

"Yes, milord. And yes. The Tribe of Sames, to the north. I spent some months there, pretending to be a woman who had gone dumb, and sought healing among their pagan gods."

"Bah!"

Georgii spat. "Filthy heathens. Would that I could put them to the sword, as they all deserve!"

"Well.. my lord. There has been some sort of turmoil. I do not understand it myself, but their fighting force will be perhaps four or five hundred men. They have no forts. We could conquer them, an-"

"Bring them under the banner of God! Indeed, Eva! You have a fine mind! We shall have to act quickly! I shall marshal my men, and bring them to the border. Should the other greedy Counts of Vladimir learn what I have learned, they would bring their desires for wealth to the north, and the glory of God would never truly be brought there!"

"Milo-"

"Roman. Prepare to marshal the men. We march on the morrow."
 
Hmm, it appears our good Prince is impetuous, lets hope this does not cause his undoing.
 
Definitely a righteous prince. Good luck.
 
OOC: Hoo, boy. I played through till about 1123, (without saving, stupidly enough, relying on the autosaving), and then the game crashed. I swore a bit, and then went to bed. The next day, I loaded up my Byzantine game. On December the 30th. With an autosave due.. so, yeah. As it stands, this one's going to be without pictures for awhile. In fact, I'll be writing the entire thing by ear. I did write a lot of notes on what I did (mainly snippets of writing here and there), and I certainly want to finish the entire thing, despite the lack of gameplay involved at this point.

January 13, 1066

They had not, it seemed, marched on the morrow. Georgii snarled. "How long do I have to wait, man? How hard can it be to roust a few stinking villagers from their homes, give them spears and shields, and to get them in lines?"

Four hundred men had been mustered, most of them decently-trained soldiers, those who had trained with Georgii and his household, a few knights, a few pikemen, and many infantry, heavily girded, in chainmail, and with swords and spears.

He looked down at the slowly-assembling mass of men - each day they waited brought them more men, but such an army was difficult to assemble. He knew that, now. Roman was a more-than-adequate steward, but he was a poor marshal.

He gestured Roman over. "Roman, can you.. write me a.. letter?"

"A letter, milord?"

"Yes, damnit! A letter! You know my writing looks like hen's scratchings! I want to make sure no peasants get uppity ideas while I'm in the north."

"What do you wish for me to write?"

"Tell Melaniia she is to administrate the households while I am gone, and that.. Captain.. Gulvar is to take charge of keeping the peace. He's loyal enough."

Roman sighed, and walked off, up to the castle-fort, where Georgii's precious few inkpots and quills were kept. The Count was not a literary man, and that was one of the reasons he so admired his steward. Roman was not condescending about Georgii's shortcomings, instead, he was helpful, obedient, and intelligent. The man was soft, but, as Georgii knew, he was a man of letters. Learning took away your hardness, and will to do what was needed, after a time.

Satisfied that the matter would be taken care of, Georgii looked down at the assembled army. Four hundred men. It certainly wouldn't be enough, no. Eight hundred.. yes, he decided. It would have to do. Roman had informed him that the proper procedures would take another month. A frown bent his lips - proper procedure be damned!

He decided to walk down to the mustering ground - his captains were down there. A few minutes through the chilly morning air of Moskva, a path winding through some sparse, half-deforested woods, and he reached the ground.

Ah, good. There were his captains. Gulvar, Bellen, Samos, and Pechenos. The fourth man was somewhat of an enigma to Georgii - he was reputedly a Byzantine, and had left the Empire, for some reason. He was a fine captain, however, and his grasp of his tongue gave Georgii reason enough to keep him.

"Bellen! Samos! Come, speak to me!"

The two made their way over to him, their chainmail discarded beside them, their swords sheathed, as they walked towards their liege.

"Yes, milord? What is it?"

"Roman has told me that getting me my eight hundred will take time. I wish to know what you think."

The first captain, Bellen, was almost nondescript - average height, brown-black hair, pale skin, he was not plain, or ugly, but nor was he strange, in behaviour or appearance. "Milord, I think we could do better. Should we wish to go from house to house, and take those villagers who have no great fields to till, or who are without a wife, or without children, we would not have to wait. We four, along with some loyal men, could gain the four hundred men you seek within less than a week."

Georgii smiled. Roman wouldn't be pleased, that was sure. But it didn't matter. He had seen a Same once - a filthy, stupid barbarian who could not speak his tongue, let alone understand the word of God. The man had tried to reach for him - tried to touch him! Only after the man had been whipped to death did he feel clean.

He shivered in the memory of the filth. "Oh, and Samos."

"Yes, my lord?"

"Tell Roman, when he gets back, that he is to issue this edict: Any man who may serve, and has avoided doing so, has flouted God's will. As the Count, I am the instrument of God's will in my demesne. Any man who commits such a crime will be hung, and, should his family be found to be aiding him in his avoidance, they, too, will hang."

Samos's face turned from one of boredom into one of instant excitement. Georgii regretted his words instantly - within the day there would be a man hanging from the gibbet in the square of the castle's village. Within the week, there would be ten. But what was done was done. Samos was a powerful man, and a strong captain. And this, if nothing else, would bring the peasants flocking in to serve him, and, through doing so, serve God...
 
Georgii seems to have a few nuts loose, but hey, variety is the spice of life. Lets hope Samos doesn't go crazy with this hangin' thing. ;)
 
What an interesting motivation he has. Ambition and zeal, they so often go hand in hand in this period. I wonder which he prefers.
 
I think somebody likes hanging a bit too much :D
 
Aw, cmon! Everyone loves hanging! It's the sport of choice in the Dark Ages! The Inquisition, execution, and average ol' lynch mobs..

This is more a bit of an intermission - I'm a touch tired, and the battles themselves are going to be the biggest effort.

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Eight hundred men. The sight of his army somehow disappointed him. When he was younger, he had travelled to Byzantium. A journey he went upon, accompanied by a few of his father's most faithful men. His father had wanted him to see the world. There was much he didn't understand, but, when he arrived, he had seen an army marching. Men in shining armor, on horses and on the ground, marching impeccably, without flaw, like the very avatars of God walking upon the earth.

This muddy, sodden mass was, by comparison, less impressive. However, he speculated, one could hardly expect the same from his small demesne as you could from the greatest empire in the world. And eight hundred was a sufficient number, in any case.

They had enough food. Supply-waggons had been loaded, and a hundred of his number had been dispatched to guard them. The common soldiers would probably rob him blind, no doubt, but it was better than foraging in the lands of the other lands who pledged allegiance to Vladimir.

And then they began to march. He spurred his horse into a light trot, the army moving slowly - oh, so slowly, behind him. They were disorderly, somewhat, and muttered constantly. But they were moving, nonetheless! Moving! After all he had waited, finally he would be off, to impose God glorious will upon those too heathen to accept it themselves...

An eight-hour march, and the troops were ready to stop. Georgii was inclined to let them. Keeping his troops well-rested would be vital should bandits try to get at them, and, although they needed to fear him, they did not need to hate him. He slipped out of the saddle, groaning as he stretched his legs back into proper shape, feeling almost bow-legged from his time in the saddle.

Roman had not been happy with when he had chosen to march. Samos, on the other hand, had been. His opinion of his steward fell every day. The man was intelligent, it was true, but he was almost pitiful in his defense of the serfs! He looked down upon the army - a higgedly-piggledy jumble of tents, without row or structure. He sighed, and then turned, looking for his own tent. Hopefully they'd brought something decent along for him, rather than the slop they were going to feed the men...
 
I'm betting its slop all around.
 
I tend to agree. Unless the butcher a horse for him....
 
Slop it is.

Gotta share the hardships.
 
Okay, I understand Roman is a little more cultured than your average russian bog lord, but he better step of his high horse or he may find himself at the end of one of the ever so popular nooses. ;)